View Full Version : I will Not STAND for Stale Marshmellows!!
jay o2 waster
07-13-2004, 04:07 AM
My whole day is ruined, i was all excited about eating a big o' bowl of Lucky Charmes and i pour them in the bowl, put the milk in, take the first bite and the cereal isn't crunchy it is soft and the marshmellows smoosh... what happend to the good ole days when the cereal was nice and crisp, and the marshmellows were crunchy? I am dissapointed and it is only 8 oclock in the morning...
Hate_Breeder
07-13-2004, 04:09 AM
Or when you take a bite and the Marshmellows bend.
*shudders*
ShankS
07-13-2004, 04:10 AM
lololo :D did you remember to roll down the foil bag, and push the tab in the box after the last time you had some? If they were new.....go and gather your mates and protest with big banners outside the supermarket where you got them!!
jay o2 waster
07-13-2004, 04:12 AM
Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
Or when you take a bite and the Marshmellows bend.
*shudders*
thats exactly what happened, i wanted to cry, i had been waiting like for 5 minutes for that bowl of cereal
Stingy Jack
07-13-2004, 04:12 AM
Sounds to me like you have been a victim of the classic "Cereal Bag Air Leak". Your cereal does that when it is exposed to too much air for a certain amount of time. There are ways you can battle this, however, so don't despair! I usually opt for the simple "roll up the bag" method. It is easy and effective. When you pour yourself a bowl, simply roll the opened part of the bag over itself several times until it is tight against the remaining cereal. If you think this is a hassle (which it can be ... after a while the crumpled bag hinders proper cereal pourage), simply purchase a $3.00 plastic container specially designed for cereal. Pour the cereal in this container and toss the box. The container will keep your cereal fresh until the last bite.
jay o2 waster
07-13-2004, 04:14 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
lololo :D did you remember to roll down the foil bag, and push the tab in the box after the last time you had some? If they were new.....go and gather your mates and protest with big banners outside the supermarket where you got them!! I just realized we had the box, and i didn't have any, it was my family, if only they knew the heart break they caused me
Je Suis Phnomne
07-13-2004, 04:16 AM
Or stick 1 slice of bread in the package, roll top shut and wait for about an hour. The bread will absorb the moisture and your cereal will be good as new.
ahhhhhhhhh the joys of being stuck in a po dunk roadside hotel that only gets one channel and on that particular day it was a Did You Know program.
Stingy Jack
07-13-2004, 04:16 AM
Someone should make a "Best Cereal" tourney.
jay o2 waster
07-13-2004, 04:16 AM
Originally posted by Stingy Jack
Sounds to me like you have been a victim of the classic "Cereal Bag Air Leak". Your cereal does that when it is exposed to too much air for a certain amount of time. There are ways you can battle this, however, so don't despair! I usually opt for the simple "roll up the bag" method. It is easy and effective. When you pour yourself a bowl, simply roll the opened part of the bag over itself several times until it is tight against the remaining cereal. If you think this is a hassle (which it can be ... after a while the crumpled bag hinders proper cereal pourage), simply purchase a $3.00 plastic container specially designed for cereal. Pour the cereal in this container and toss the box. The container will keep your cereal fresh until the last bite.
Sounds like u know ur stuff
Hate_Breeder
07-13-2004, 04:16 AM
You can roll up the bag.........OR you can send Kelloggs or whoever makes the cereal a letter saying that you were very dissapointed and you want a full refund. Then they will give you a whole bunch of free shit.
Stingy Jack
07-13-2004, 04:16 AM
Originally posted by Je Suis Phnomne
Or stick 1 slice of bread in the package, roll top shut and wait for about an hour. The bread will absorb the moisture and your cereal will be good as new.
ahhhhhhhhh the joys of being stuck in a po dunk roadside hotel that only gets one channel and on that particular day it was a Did You Know program.
No way!! I have to try that!
jay o2 waster
07-13-2004, 04:18 AM
Originally posted by Je Suis Phnomne
Or stick 1 slice of bread in the package, roll top shut and wait for about an hour. The bread will absorb the moisture and your cereal will be good as new.
ahhhhhhhhh the joys of being stuck in a po dunk roadside hotel that only gets one channel and on that particular day it was a Did You Know program.
im gonna try that
Je Suis Phnomne
07-13-2004, 04:21 AM
Originally posted by Stingy Jack
No way!! I have to try that!
works for those "chewy" Oreos too
can also use crackers. just have to make sure if you are using crackers in the cereal to not make your breakfast in the dark.
Stingy Jack
07-13-2004, 04:31 AM
Actually, I don't have a problem with chewy Oreos. I almost like them better that way.
Originally posted by jay o2 waster
My whole day is ruined, i was all excited about eating a big o' bowl of Lucky Charmes and i pour them in the bowl, put the milk in, take the first bite and the cereal isn't crunchy it is soft and the marshmellows smoosh... what happend to the good ole days when the cereal was nice and crisp, and the marshmellows were crunchy? I am dissapointed and it is only 8 oclock in the morning...
So....what you are saying is....they aren't magically delicious anymore. Tis a sad day .
jay o2 waster
07-13-2004, 04:38 AM
Originally posted by newb
So....what you are saying is....they aren't magically delicious anymore. Tis a sad day . it is a sad day
ShankS
07-13-2004, 04:38 AM
I dont bother with all that marshmellow nonsence. I'll have a big bowl of Allbran followed by a fry-up than a mug of coffee......
fart power for the rest of the day
:D :D
Je Suis Phnomne
07-13-2004, 04:43 AM
7-11 Breakfast burrito, bottle of Mt. Dew and 2 stackers hook me up just fine
Stingy Jack
07-13-2004, 04:43 AM
There's no cereal that flushes you out better than Cracklin' Oat Bran. That stuff is like Dran-O for your colon.
Stingy Jack
07-13-2004, 04:45 AM
My favorite cereals: Life, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Honey Nut Cheerios, Cocoa Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles, Raisin Bran Crunch. I don't bother with anything else.
Originally posted by ShankS
I dont bother with all that marshmellow nonsence. I'll have a big bowl of Allbran followed by a fry-up than a mug of coffee......
fart power for the rest of the day
:D :D
I'm assuming a fry-up is a fried egg. I'm working on my UK slang.
ShankS
07-13-2004, 04:45 AM
Originally posted by Stingy Jack
There's no cereal that flushes you out better than Cracklin' Oat Bran. That stuff is like Dran-O for your colon.
.....just like an ass flush straight out of the box :D
jay o2 waster
07-13-2004, 04:49 AM
lfbo
Vodstok
07-13-2004, 04:51 AM
I dont eat breakfast. I hate cereal. For me, it is a large Dunkin Donuts, or Aroma Joe's dark Roast. On weekends, If i get off my ass early enough, i will cook up some spectacular breakfasts, but that is rare, because i am lazy.
My ideal breakfast.
2 eggs over easy
homefries
2 slices of fried spam
2 slices of rye toast, lightly buttered
a big ole mug-o-coffee,one sugar & a little cream
ShankS
07-13-2004, 05:00 AM
Originally posted by newb
I'm assuming a fry-up is a fried egg. I'm working on my UK slang.
you're on the right track...... bacon, eggs, susages, mushrooms, fried slice, tomatos, black pudding, backed beans, scrambled eggs, hash browns and toast.
:)
carnage
07-13-2004, 05:05 AM
now THAT'S a breakfast
Originally posted by ShankS
you're on the right track...... bacon, eggs, susages, mushrooms, fried slice, tomatos, black pudding, backed beans, scrambled eggs, hash browns and toast.
:)
Now I'm hungry.
Stingy Jack
07-13-2004, 05:09 AM
LoL! Who the fuck takes a picture of their meal from Henry's???
ShankS
07-13-2004, 05:10 AM
hahahhaha it wernt me. lol
Stingy Jack
07-13-2004, 05:12 AM
What is that octopus lookin' thing glopped between the tomato and the beans??
jay o2 waster
07-13-2004, 05:24 AM
wow i should start coming on in the morning, everybody is so up beat, and warm in the morning
jay o2 waster
07-13-2004, 05:25 AM
Originally posted by Stingy Jack
What is that octopus lookin' thing glopped between the tomato and the beans?? I think its the mushrooms
Originally posted by Stingy Jack
What is that octopus lookin' thing glopped between the tomato and the beans??
Maybe its....octopus. Looking at that breakfast clarifies another misconception I had. I thought a typical UK breakfast would be biscuits and tea.
Originally posted by jay o2 waster
wow i should start coming on in the morning, everybody is so up beat, and warm in the morning
Mornings are usually pretty good here. Nobody is pissed off from having a bad day yet,
carnage
07-13-2004, 05:30 AM
thinking that was the pudding...
jay o2 waster
07-13-2004, 05:30 AM
I was, until i had the cookies
ShankS
07-13-2004, 05:35 AM
Originally posted by Stingy Jack
What is that octopus lookin' thing glopped between the tomato and the beans??
mushrooms.
ShankS
07-13-2004, 05:37 AM
Originally posted by newb
Maybe its....octopus. Looking at that breakfast clarifies another misconception I had. I thought a typical UK breakfast would be biscuits and tea.
where the heck you get biscuits and tea from lol you yanks think we dont eat proper food :D
Stingy Jack
07-13-2004, 05:42 AM
Well, as far as differences between the US and the UK goes with that plate of food ... I don't think any of us would order a side of mushrooms. We put them on our pizza, and in soups and stuff ... but not straight out of a pile like that. Also, we don't grill our tomoatoes. And that piece of meat on the side looks a little undercooked ... unless it's ham. In that case - yum!
ShankS
07-13-2004, 05:44 AM
you lot are too fussy ....
bloodrayne
07-13-2004, 04:31 PM
I think I'll take Shanks's mushrooms, braised in garlic butter...Then head over to Newb's for the rest of breakfast...Hey...Doesn't anyone like goetta?
kpropain
07-13-2004, 05:17 PM
God damn don't leave me out of a breakfast conversation....
Give me two eggs sunny side up
Two orders of hashbrowns with cheese and ham
two waffles with Karo syrup
and a motherfucking pound of bacon cooked crispy, I fucking hate chewy bacon, most restraunts can never cook bacon right...
And about a gallon of coffee and I'm good for the morning....
Of course anyone within a five mile radius will suffer the after effects though :D
I love my cereals to...
And Stingy, Cracklin Oat Bran is fucking awesome, I love that stuff....
Other kick ass cereals
Honey Nut Clusters
Frosted Shredded Wheat
Boo Berry
FrankenBerry
Cookie Crisp
Peanut Butter Crunch
Crunch Berries
Cocoa Puffs
Cocoa Pebbles
Fruity Pebbles
Frosted Flakes
Honeycomb
Corn Pops
Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Sugar Smacks
Fruit Loops
Honey Nut Cheerios
Reese's Peanut Butter Puffs
Trix
Yeah I'm a muthafucking cereal connoisseur :p
Hate_Breeder
07-13-2004, 05:26 PM
Life owns
jay o2 waster
07-13-2004, 06:02 PM
Make that cinimon life