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maximus
07-07-2004, 02:21 PM
Take the name of your first pet (for me its Bugsy)

and your mothers maiden name (Summerfield)

and thats your porn star name!! Im Bugsy Summerfield!!!!

Hate_Breeder
07-07-2004, 02:23 PM
i thought it was your middle name and your street name.

anyway mine would be Red Cammarata

kpropain
07-07-2004, 02:46 PM
Eric Ringer The Cock Slinger

maximus
07-07-2004, 02:49 PM
Originally posted by kpropain
Eric Ringer The Cock Slinger

LOL

Je Suis Phnomne
07-07-2004, 02:54 PM
mine sounds more like a character from Lord Of The Rings....

Neville Fleming

maximus
07-07-2004, 02:56 PM
What is/was Neville?

hellfire1
07-07-2004, 02:56 PM
gipsy flores...


hmm.. quite catchy, actually !:p

Je Suis Phnomne
07-07-2004, 02:58 PM
Originally posted by hellfire1
gipsy flores...


hmm.. quite catchy, actually !:p

lol

Je Suis Phnomne
07-07-2004, 02:59 PM
Originally posted by maximus
What is/was Neville?

Nevile was a very well trained Akita that had an addiction to car tires, particularly those that were in motion.

fluffho
07-07-2004, 04:02 PM
dont wnat to leave any of my buddies out

penny enriquez
minnie lising
lucky lising
moo enriquez

dont ask about the different last names, cuz i dont know. but i know one of those names is the right one

jay o2 waster
07-07-2004, 04:26 PM
Michaleango Hirt

KRUGERKID13
07-07-2004, 06:05 PM
whinnie the poohhole

orangestar
07-07-2004, 06:33 PM
I thought it was your first pets name and your street name....anyway.

Minney Harken


not really that sexy.


my way is Minney Agate, which is better I guess.

Sistinas
07-07-2004, 06:38 PM
Gizmo Fredrick-thats not to sexy either.

newb
07-07-2004, 07:53 PM
Originally posted by maximus
Take the name of your first pet (for me its Bugsy)

and your mothers maiden name (Summerfield)

and thats your porn star name!! Im Bugsy Summerfield!!!!

OK .......lets see....my first pets name was..Allotta

and my mom's maiden was Dick.

maximus
07-07-2004, 09:15 PM
Originally posted by hellfire1
gipsy flores...


hmm.. quite catchy, actually !:p

True

nine9
07-07-2004, 09:54 PM
Well my first cat was Ambrosia

Mom's maiden name was Bailey

Ambrosia Bailey.........mmmmmmm LIKE IT! LOL!

Sounds more burlesque to me though!

kpropain
07-07-2004, 10:07 PM
I still think mine rules....

ERIC RINGER THE COCK SLINGER

Yeah that just sounds bad ass....

KRUGERKID13
07-07-2004, 10:14 PM
its cool but mine still is kick ass:

whinnie the pooh hole

kpropain
07-07-2004, 10:17 PM
Originally posted by KRUGERKID13
its cool but mine still is kick ass:

whinnie the pooh hole

With a name like that it sounds like you would take it up the ass...

No offense.

nine9
07-07-2004, 10:20 PM
LMAO!!!!!!!!!! Kpro yours is hilarious!

Whinnie rocks! HA HA! :D

KRUGERKID13
07-07-2004, 10:27 PM
you know what kpro none taken but it is an awsome name

ShankS
07-08-2004, 12:16 AM
Max Walker.......all action and no talker :D :D

KRUGERKID13
07-08-2004, 12:18 AM
nice

zwoti
07-08-2004, 12:19 AM
i shall leave you with mine...let the jokes begin.

tiddles spinks


*mental note to self
i knew i should have given that cat a macho name, but i was 4 and didn't realise it would come back to haunt me later in life.*

KRUGERKID13
07-08-2004, 12:20 AM
lmao omg dude zwoti thats hillarious

Hate_Breeder
07-08-2004, 12:47 AM
kpro's owns.

KRUGERKID13
07-08-2004, 01:24 AM
i like kk13 alot

fattybluetit
07-08-2004, 03:36 AM
jock strip

nine9
07-08-2004, 04:27 AM
Originally posted by zwoti
i shall leave you with mine...let the jokes begin.

tiddles spinks


*mental note to self
i knew i should have given that cat a macho name, but i was 4 and didn't realise it would come back to haunt me later in life.*

tee hee.....Nah..........HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is more than funny! :D :D :D :D :p

Egekrusher
07-08-2004, 06:07 AM
Max Pennell

And actually, it's pets name and street name, which would make a lot more sense, as mine would be Max Waverly.

Vodstok
07-08-2004, 06:13 AM
Hmmm. Pet/Maiden Name
Chuck Seymour

Middle Name/Street

James Central.

Bleh, they both suck.

How about these:
Hugh G Rection

Massive Boner

Ahh, i know:
Cleft Pounder...

Vodstok
07-08-2004, 06:15 AM
Originally posted by zwoti
i shall leave you with mine...let the jokes begin.

tiddles spinks


*mental note to self
i knew i should have given that cat a macho name, but i was 4 and didn't realise it would come back to haunt me later in life.*

No offense, but your name sounds like you specialise in golden showers.....

zwoti
07-08-2004, 08:15 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
No offense, but your name sounds like you specialise in golden showers.....

yes, i knew this was going to happen, which is why i delayed on posting..but hell it's only a stage name





....or is it?







of course it is

































or is it?

ShankS
07-08-2004, 11:29 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
No offense, but your name sounds like you specialise in golden showers.....


rofl :D

maximus
07-08-2004, 02:00 PM
Hi Tiddles!!!! LMAO

Steelsymth
07-08-2004, 04:31 PM
Misty Bluebonnet so gay

kpropain
07-08-2004, 04:39 PM
Originally posted by Vodstok
No offense, but your name sounds like you specialise in golden showers.....


HAHAHAHAHA :p

Hate_Breeder
07-08-2004, 05:28 PM
tee hee

thepsychicfetus
07-08-2004, 06:35 PM
definately Philip A. Lotadouche...



...probably

nine9
07-08-2004, 07:35 PM
HA HA! My husband's is Snowball Nichols!!!!!!!!! :D

Don't tell him I told you....shhhhhhhh!;)

Hate_Breeder
07-08-2004, 08:23 PM
Originally posted by Dr Pepper
PLUTO IS MY NAME

Your name is retarded ass fuck

bloodygurl02
07-08-2004, 08:46 PM
scruffy harding ....not very sexy porn name:(

Hate_Breeder
07-08-2004, 08:48 PM
Originally posted by bloodygurl02
scruffy harding ....not very sexy porn name:(

a little to manly for my likings ;)

bloodygurl02
07-08-2004, 08:49 PM
Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
a little to manly for my likings ;)

lol

can we go w/ deceased pets

heres a couple

pookie harding
and gizmo harding

Hate_Breeder
07-08-2004, 08:57 PM
Originally posted by bloodygurl02
lol

can we go w/ deceased pets

heres a couple

pookie harding
and gizmo harding

Pookie is better because Gizmo reminds me of the movie with the little creepy ass things that run around and mess shit up

bloodygurl02
07-08-2004, 08:58 PM
Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
Pookie is better because Gizmo reminds me of the movie with the little creepy ass things that run around and mess shit up

yeah it has a ring to it don't it :D

kpropain
07-08-2004, 08:59 PM
Eric Ringer The Cock Slinger > Your porn star name..............:p

nine9
07-08-2004, 09:00 PM
Well that is funny LMAO Bloodgurl!

Mine would be Mr. Puff Bailey or Valley Kits Puff Bailey! LOL!

I like the second! :D

bloodygurl02
07-08-2004, 09:02 PM
Originally posted by nine9
Well that is funny LMAO Bloodgurl!

Mine would be Mr. Puff Bailey or Valley Kits Puff Bailey! LOL!

I like the second! :D

sounds very porn to me :D

bloodrayne
07-08-2004, 09:07 PM
Queenie Webster...Hmm...Pretty Bland...I would go with "Sensual Sadist" instead;) :)

bloodygurl02
07-08-2004, 09:08 PM
sounds kool bloodrayne i like ur new avatar btw

Hate_Breeder
07-08-2004, 09:09 PM
Porn makes me laugh, especially 70s porn lol

bloodrayne
07-08-2004, 09:37 PM
Originally posted by bloodygurl02
sounds kool bloodrayne i like ur new avatar btw Thanks, bloodyGurl...I'm sure that you can guess who designed it ;)

maximus
07-09-2004, 11:16 AM
Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
Your name is retarded ass fuck

Amen. Dr Pepper is a right fucking nobend!!!!

jay o2 waster
07-09-2004, 11:24 AM
Originally posted by kpropain
Eric Ringer The Cock Slinger > Your porn star name..............:p That is the best

Vodstok
07-09-2004, 11:27 AM
I still like Cleft Pounder.

Egekrusher
07-09-2004, 01:36 PM
My last name is Proctor.

How about Proctor The Butt Doctor.

natas
07-13-2004, 12:13 AM
My families first pet was a cat named Buffy. So mine would be Buffy Bent. MY first pet was a dog....so that would make it Shelby Bent.

Hate_Breeder
07-13-2004, 12:20 AM
Originally posted by natas
My families first pet was a cat named Buffy. So mine would be Buffy Bent. MY first pet was a dog....so that would make it Shelby Bent. Wow a new member that i didnt know about! Hows it going welcome to the site. Dont be retarded. And happy posting

Gravegirl666
07-13-2004, 02:35 AM
pooky holcumb

Hate_Breeder
07-13-2004, 02:36 AM
Originally posted by Gravegirl666
pooky holcumb


Congrats on your 100th post and BTW you should stick with Gravegirl. Very sexy :)

Gravegirl666
07-13-2004, 02:45 AM
OOOOoo!!teheee..THANK you!!! *hops*

Hate_Breeder
07-13-2004, 02:50 AM
its a celebration *throws confetti!*

jay o2 waster
07-13-2004, 03:29 AM
u got some in my eye AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT BURNS

Hate_Breeder
07-13-2004, 03:34 AM
Originally posted by jay o2 waster
u got some in my eye AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT BURNS i know i guess i wasnt thinking when i soaked it in pepper spray before hand. :confused:

jay o2 waster
07-13-2004, 03:40 AM
kdsjnds kldsfnkk bnuetr lnaun ffpuih786

jay o2 waster
07-13-2004, 03:41 AM
did i type that? maybe it is because i couldn't SEE

Hate_Breeder
07-13-2004, 03:43 AM
LMAO

natas
07-13-2004, 07:45 PM
Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
Wow a new member that i didnt know about! Hows it going welcome to the site. Dont be retarded. And happy posting


Hey! Thanks.....been away for awhile but I'm back now. I have to get posting to catch up with all you guys!!!

Gravegirl666
07-13-2004, 10:45 PM
*tries to muffle out jay screaming in the distance*Welcome back to the board Natas, ..i LOVE yer handle very groovy, ..i posted you in your pm about your handle...there is a skateboarder i like named natas capas ,..just reminded me when i saw your handle ,..very kool...OOOO!!! x-games is comming up too...weeeeeeeee...going to be held in LA ,..i wanna go...*unmuffles jay's screams*

natas
07-14-2004, 02:31 AM
Thanks!! I'm into boarding too but obviously not enough. Don't know that guy. My fav is Bam. He's hot!

kpropain
07-14-2004, 02:38 AM
I'm a BMX racer :D

Stingy Jack
07-14-2004, 05:24 AM
Well ... my middle name and my street name don't work:

Christopher 14th Street????

BUT ... my pet name and my mom's maiden name ROCK!!

Ruff Steelman!

<cranks up the 70's porn bop>

Vodstok
07-14-2004, 05:58 AM
Originally posted by natas
My families first pet was a cat named Buffy. So mine would be Buffy Bent. MY first pet was a dog....so that would make it Shelby Bent.

Both of those are great porn names. Sounds like you would be refferred to as a "rear-end-friend" :D


And Scruffy Harding sounds like a guy porn name.

Egekrusher
07-14-2004, 06:01 AM
I still like Proctor The Butt Doctor.