View Full Version : how secure r u with ur sexuality?
fluffho
07-05-2004, 10:28 PM
i guess this is aimed mainly towards guys cuz i dont think its an issue with girls.
just wondering cuz osme dudes are like 'OMG HOMO GO AWAY' so just wondering!
other dudes r totally fine with making jokes like 'dude suck my cock right now'
just owndering what others takes are!
i pesonally find it cute when a dude is fine with it and makes jokes like that :P
Hate_Breeder
07-05-2004, 10:34 PM
Originally posted by fluffho
i guess this is aimed mainly towards guys cuz i dont think its an issue with girls.
just wondering cuz osme dudes are like 'OMG HOMO GO AWAY' so just wondering!
other dudes r totally fine with making jokes like 'dude suck my cock right now'
just owndering what others takes are!
i pesonally find it cute when a dude is fine with it and makes jokes like that :P
HAHAHA im very comfortable with my sexuality fluff. My friend Jess at my high school likes to touch guys and stuff just to make them feel awkward. I think its hella funny when he does it to me. Hes not gay though........as far as i know..lol
forbidden ruler
07-05-2004, 10:35 PM
doesn't worry me. unless they secretly mean it.
Hate_Breeder
07-05-2004, 10:39 PM
Originally posted by forbidden ruler
doesn't worry me. unless they secretly mean it.
Thats what im saying. If they mean it that kinda creeps me out. i have nothing against gay guys unless they are hitting on me......
fattybluetit
07-06-2004, 04:02 AM
Originally posted by fluffho
i guess this is aimed mainly towards guys cuz i dont think its an issue with girls.
just wondering cuz osme dudes are like 'OMG HOMO GO AWAY' so just wondering!
other dudes r totally fine with making jokes like 'dude suck my cock right now'
just owndering what others takes are!
i pesonally find it cute when a dude is fine with it and makes jokes like that :P
suck my cock DUDE
ShankS
07-06-2004, 05:32 AM
well when I've had a few beers i kind of get turned on by.......
a fantasy of lots of naked nurses giving me a rub down. :D :D
and yeah........ female ones too before anyone says nurses can be male rofl.
Egekrusher
07-06-2004, 05:38 AM
I'm very secure about my sexuality. I like to take it in the poop chute.
Je Suis Phnomne
07-06-2004, 05:52 AM
I reckon dem der homersectionals and lebaneseans has a right to kiss each others pink parts ifn they wanna.
But Im only innersted in knowin bout dem der lebaneseans.
Egekrusher
07-06-2004, 06:03 AM
Originally posted by Je Suis Phnomne
I reckon dem der homersectionals and lebaneseans has a right to kiss each others pink parts ifn they wanna.
But Im only innersted in knowin bout dem der lebaneseans.
Eeek!
You're not actually that much of a hick, are you?
Je Suis Phnomne
07-06-2004, 06:11 AM
Originally posted by Egekrusher
Eeek!
You're not actually that much of a hick, are you?
Not in the least, normally Im quite eloquent in my diction. Unfortunately, online with lack of heard word, sometimes an attempt at humor is lost.
Read it again and this time visualize your favorite or near favorite redneck repeating those words.:D
Egekrusher
07-06-2004, 06:26 AM
Originally posted by Je Suis Phnomne
Not in the least, normally Im quite eloquent in my diction. Unfortunately, online with lack of heard word, sometimes an attempt at humor is lost.
Read it again and this time visualize your favorite or near favorite redneck repeating those words.:D
It would be funny, except for the fact that I used to get my ass kicked by those rednecks.
Je Suis Phnomne
07-06-2004, 06:38 AM
Originally posted by Egekrusher
It would be funny, except for the fact that I used to get my ass kicked by those rednecks.
What can you expect from a group of people that a good 7 out of 10 times, can't have sex without the words "No Daddy Stop" coming up before its over.
Egekrusher
07-06-2004, 06:54 AM
Originally posted by Je Suis Phnomne
What can you expect from a group of people that a good 7 out of 10 times, can't have sex without the words "No Daddy Stop" coming up before its over.
ZING!
You know your a redneck if:
Your state's got a new law that says when a couple
get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister.
You know your a redneck if:
You think safe sex is a padded headboard.
You know your a redneck if:
You think there's nothin wrong with incest
as long as you keep it in the family.
You know your a redneck if:
You think fast food is hitting a possum at 65 mph.
OK.....I'm done
moonsorrow
07-06-2004, 07:23 AM
Originally posted by fluffho
i guess this is aimed mainly towards guys cuz i dont think its an issue with girls.
just wondering cuz osme dudes are like 'OMG HOMO GO AWAY' so just wondering!
other dudes r totally fine with making jokes like 'dude suck my cock right now'
just owndering what others takes are!
i pesonally find it cute when a dude is fine with it and makes jokes like that :P
hmmm.... ok...
Je Suis Phnomne
07-06-2004, 07:38 AM
you might be a redneck if:
You think TACO BELL is
the Mexican Phone Company
You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
Your sister is the third generation
of women in your family to conceive
a baby as a result of an alien abduction.
You think Possum is
"The Other White Meat"
You hooked up with your present girlfriend
as a result of a message on the wall of
the mens' room at the Flying J Truck Stop.
You think the last words to
The Star Spangled Banner are
"Gentlemen, start your engines."
Your grandfather died and left everything to his widow.
But she can't touch it until she's fourteen.
You think the Mountain Men in Deliverance
were just "misunderstood".
ok.... im done too
ShankS
07-06-2004, 09:27 AM
rahhhhhhh
zwoti
07-06-2004, 09:48 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
rahhhhhhh
are you auditioning for the next godzilla movie?
maximus
07-06-2004, 10:54 AM
I couldnt shag a bloke. Too hairy!!
Egekrusher
07-06-2004, 10:55 AM
Originally posted by maximus
I couldnt shag a bloke. Too hairy!!
Edit: too much information.
maximus
07-06-2004, 11:04 AM
LOL!! Well, its true!!
carnage
07-06-2004, 11:16 AM
I would not suggest you fininding yourself a female of a nationality which are hairy either then....or something
Egekrusher
07-06-2004, 11:23 AM
Originally posted by maximus
LOL!! Well, its true!!
Actually, what I had posted was too much. You don't even want to know what I edited out.
zwoti
07-06-2004, 11:31 AM
Originally posted by Egekrusher
Actually, what I had posted was too much. You don't even want to know what I edited out.
but we remember what you said..
Je Suis Phnomne
07-06-2004, 11:31 AM
Originally posted by maximus
I couldnt shag a bloke. Too hairy!!
just pretend its a chick with a realllllllllllly ugly fur coat on. you'll be ok.
Je Suis Phnomne
07-06-2004, 11:41 AM
While sleeping one day , the National Enquirer snuck up on Bigfoots Sugah Daddy and snapped this "hair raising" photo.
Originally posted by Je Suis Phnomne
just pretend its a chick with a realllllllllllly ugly fur coat on. you'll be ok.
...sounds scary. don't do it.... Maybe a blindfold and gloves would help...hehe
Je Suis Phnomne
07-06-2004, 11:45 AM
Originally posted by nv.
...sounds scary. don't do it.... Maybe a blindfold and gloves would help...hehe
and a weed whacker
maximus
07-06-2004, 11:49 AM
Originally posted by Je Suis Phnomne
just pretend its a chick with a realllllllllllly ugly fur coat on. you'll be ok.
FUCK THAT GAME!!!!!! Im ne fuckin bufty and thats the end of it!!!!
Urgggggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!! That pic is fucking foul!!!:eek:
Je Suis Phnomne
07-06-2004, 11:50 AM
Originally posted by maximus
FUCK THAT GAME!!!!!! Im ne fuckin bufty and thats the end of it!!!!
Urgggggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!! That pic is fucking foul!!!:eek:
LMAO! you think thats foul? lol try looking for just the right pic, hell there was one that I didnt know if it was a rug or a coat, then I realized it was a female.
maximus
07-06-2004, 11:55 AM
Ive woken up next to "things" and wondered "Is that animal, vegetable or mineral?". And then its started talking to me!!! Frightening!!! And then it gets out of bed and you think "Christ almighty, i didnt shag that? did I?". urrrrrrrrghhhhhh!!!!
Je Suis Phnomne
07-06-2004, 11:58 AM
Originally posted by maximus
Ive woken up next to "things" and wondered "Is that animal, vegetable or mineral?". And then its started talking to me!!! Frightening!!! And then it gets out of bed and you think "Christ almighty, i didnt shag that? did I?". urrrrrrrrghhhhhh!!!!
lol
Coyote Ugly.... Willing to gnaw your own arm off to get away and avoid waking it up lol
Originally posted by maximus
Ive woken up next to "things" and wondered "Is that animal, vegetable or mineral?". And then its started talking to me!!! Frightening!!! And then it gets out of bed and you think "Christ almighty, i didnt shag that? did I?". urrrrrrrrghhhhhh!!!!
Max...you need to stop drinkin so much buddy...
you got your beer goggles on....
friday13thfan
07-06-2004, 12:18 PM
Originally posted by moonsorrow
hmmm.... ok...
same here... and fluffho why do you want to know
Je Suis Phnomne
07-06-2004, 12:53 PM
Originally posted by MD2
How deep does this question have to go?:confused: :confused:
not too far, just enough to provide some decent blackmail *grinz*
ShankS
07-06-2004, 12:56 PM
cant believe this thread is still goin.....
the next person who replys, this is for you:
HappyCamper
07-06-2004, 01:40 PM
i'm very secure with my sexuality.....
gimme some..........
Big Titties any day!
maximus
07-06-2004, 02:56 PM
Originally posted by nv.
Max...you need to stop drinkin so much buddy...
you got your beer goggles on....
Thats my only excuse! And for alot of people i know!!!
fluffho
07-06-2004, 05:56 PM
its a simple question
just seeingwhether the dudes here r homophobe or secure
most dudes in RL are pretty homophobe at least in my experience, ive only met 2 people that were secure
KRUGERKID13
07-06-2004, 06:00 PM
well im straight i know that much
and as for gay rights im totally for em as long as both chicks are hot
kpropain
07-06-2004, 06:02 PM
I'm very secure in my sexuality....
I loves women....
As long as they don't have wolfpussy :eek:
KRUGERKID13
07-06-2004, 06:03 PM
lmao
Steelsymth
07-06-2004, 06:59 PM
If you can watch Queer as Folk and Queer eye for thr Strait Guy and not be grossed out then I think you are dang! secure. I like those two shows I think there good TV.
KRUGERKID13
07-06-2004, 07:00 PM
fag
Steelsymth
07-06-2004, 07:04 PM
Originally posted by KRUGERKID13
fag
Takes one to know one....butt wad!!!
KRUGERKID13
07-06-2004, 07:06 PM
i was just kidding
jay o2 waster
07-06-2004, 08:53 PM
im good, don't bother me
maximus
07-07-2004, 02:16 PM
Originally posted by jay o2 waster
im good, don't bother me
Fluff thinks "Thank God for that!!":D
jay o2 waster
07-07-2004, 04:44 PM
i wouldn't have this avatar if i wasn't