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jay o2 waster
07-03-2004, 03:38 PM
look at this christian site, it tells you what is bad in a movie. it's hilarious Here (http://www.pluggedinonline.com)
jay o2 waster
07-03-2004, 03:46 PM
here is an excript from there cabin fever review
negative elements: Several characters try to rationalize a murder by saying the victim was going to die anyway. Police officers resort to vigilante, backwoods "justice" when dealing with a killer. Bert steals a candy bar from a store and beef jerky from an unlocked house. When asked, he lies about having cigarettes.
zwoti
07-03-2004, 03:49 PM
gonna be like those companys that release films after they have censored them too take out what they don't like....seem to remember the film companies were taking them to court to stop them.
KRUGERKID13
07-03-2004, 03:50 PM
yeah theres a video rental stor in utah that edits out all the stuff they dont like they were under some heavy fire for that
kpropain
07-03-2004, 03:57 PM
Fucking christians..... where's my AR-15 I'll take care of em....http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/evil/210.gif
KRUGERKID13
07-03-2004, 03:57 PM
week kpro it not all christians
kpropain
07-03-2004, 04:00 PM
Originally posted by KRUGERKID13
week kpro it not all christians
Yeah ok I know, but 90% of the ones I have ever known are like that.... Spineless little bastards that they are....
orangestar
07-03-2004, 04:34 PM
My favorite part:
Allow me to be blunt: Getting any enjoyment out of such diseased bloodletting is sick. Avoid Cabin Fever like the plague.
I LOVED Cabin Fever.
jay o2 waster
07-03-2004, 05:13 PM
Originally posted by kpropain
Fucking christians..... where's my AR-15 I'll take care of em....http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/evil/210.gif
actually if it was in utah it is likly they were mormon
Freddy Krueger.
07-03-2004, 07:16 PM
Originally posted by kpropain
Fucking christians..... where's my AR-15 I'll take care of em....http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/evil/210.gif I'll go with you. Kill all christans. [http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v282/Freddy_the_nightmare/smiley_gun.gif
cheebacheeba
07-04-2004, 03:03 AM
I hadn't seen it, but after reading this thread I have a sudden urge to...
cheebacheeba
07-04-2004, 03:13 AM
hooboy...this is fun, I just read their review of spiderman2...
"Other negative elements"
Attempting to get his powers back, Peter jumps off the roof of a multistory building hoping they return mid-leap. They don't. But after crash-landing on a parked car, Peter's only injury is an aching back. Parents of risk-inclined kids would do well to point out that anyone who tries that kind of a stunt at home won't be walking away from it with just a stiff spine. Elsewhere, Peter complains that his suit "rides up in the crotch." His landlord is seen with his pants around his ankles. (He’s wearing boxers.)
Oohhh...sacreligious crotch tightness....
ya'll should post more...
cheebacheeba
07-04-2004, 03:32 AM
HEEHEEHAAHAA...i HAVE MORE...
One "negative element" from garfield:
"Garfield and Nermal steal a half-gallon of milk, then a pie."
orangestar
07-04-2004, 04:55 AM
It makes me feel sorry for these people because they cant find fun in any movie except The Tigger Movie. They literally hate every single movie.
I also want to kill them all because they gave away the ending to Fight Club.
Thepuppetmaster
07-04-2004, 05:36 AM
those mother-fuckers didnt thrash fight club did they.God damn them and by the way not all christains are bad its just the extremist you have to look out for such as mormons
Thepuppetmaster
07-04-2004, 05:51 AM
Nine guys. Nine masked, demented guys. The members of Slipknot have developed a cult following even more for their gross-out stage antics than for their hateful lyrics. In concert they’ve been known to masturbate, defecate, vomit, urinate on one another and light each other on fire. Sick and twisted. It’s safe to say that young fans of this band have far deeper problems than a simple lack of media discernment. .........................isnt this the reason alot of us like slipknot? i know i do
orangestar
07-04-2004, 05:58 AM
Originally posted by Thepuppetmaster
those mother-fuckers didnt thrash fight club did they.God damn them and by the way not all christains are bad its just the extremist you have to look out for such as mormons
Yes, they look past the artistic merit of a movie and look only at the violence.
Fight Club changed the way I look at movies, in a good way. It just really sucks for them that they dont get it.
Stingy Jack
07-04-2004, 06:24 AM
What's really bad is that they'll 'dis Spiderman for ill-fitting costume comments, and Garfield for stealing some milk (What the fuck is a cat going to do? Pay for it???? Since when do human laws and the Ten Commandments apply to kitties anyway?), but they'll flock to see "The Passion of the Christ", in all of its gratuitous bloody glory.
maximus
07-04-2004, 08:27 AM
Close to 60 f- and s-words. God's name is combined with a profanity nearly 20 times. Jesus' name is abused. There is an obscene gesture
It's hard for me to imagine witnessing anything worse than what's booted around the screen during Massacre's seemingly interminable 100 minutes. Where can movies possibly go from here in their insatiable quest for unqualified degradation? I'm sure I'll find out when the sequel arrives.
TCM remake. I will surely burn in hell!!!!!!!!!! Religion..........fucks everything up.
cheebacheeba
07-04-2004, 10:21 AM
No, religious FANATICS fuck everything up...
maximus
07-04-2004, 10:23 AM
Originally posted by cheebacheeba
No, religious FANATICS fuck everything up...
True
Vampenguin
07-04-2004, 11:48 AM
Despite the MPAA's increasingly permissive attitude toward harsh profanity in PG-13 movies, Hellboy completely avoids f-words and s-words. Unfortunately, it abuses Jesus' name a handful of times, and God's name is combined with "d--n." Milder profanities ("h---," "d--n," "a--") are used more than 20 times.
LOL!!
maximus
07-04-2004, 02:09 PM
Am I thick? whats the H---? Holy? Hate? I dont know!!!!!!!!!
kpropain
07-04-2004, 02:19 PM
Originally posted by maximus
Close to 60 f- and s-words. God's name is combined with a profanity nearly 20 times. Jesus' name is abused. There is an obscene gesture
It's hard for me to imagine witnessing anything worse than what's booted around the screen during Massacre's seemingly interminable 100 minutes. Where can movies possibly go from here in their insatiable quest for unqualified degradation? I'm sure I'll find out when the sequel arrives.
TCM remake. I will surely burn in hell!!!!!!!!!! Religion..........fucks everything up.
LOL I read that one to and like to laughed my ass off, what a bunch of moronic numbnuts....
Bah Bah Sheep Bah Bah
jay o2 waster
07-04-2004, 02:34 PM
lolol, i knew u would all get a kick out of this site
feral cat
07-04-2004, 03:30 PM
... funny how the reviewer managed to watch all these movies and it did them no harm ...
orangestar
07-04-2004, 03:43 PM
Originally posted by Stingy Jack
What's really bad is that they'll 'dis Spiderman for ill-fitting costume comments, and Garfield for stealing some milk (What the fuck is a cat going to do? Pay for it???? Since when do human laws and the Ten Commandments apply to kitties anyway?), but they'll flock to see "The Passion of the Christ", in all of its gratuitous bloody glory.
Very Good point. Any blood in any other movie condemns it, but if its Jesus blood, then its a quality family movie.