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Vampenguin
07-02-2004, 03:01 PM
BEST COUNTRY EVER!!

Anybody watch the new Salem's Lot? Donald Sutherland's from here, Stompin Tom Conners, Avril Lavigne(Ugg), and too many movies too mention are all from here! We've got more guns, less gun-reated murder, and a leader (Paul Martin, as of last week) that ISNT totally insane!!!

http://www.vancouversalseros.com/canada%20flag.gif


CANADA ROX!!!

Stingy Jack
07-02-2004, 03:04 PM
Did you watch "Celebrity Poker Showdown" last night? Dave Foley said something derogatory about America, prompting Ian Micheal Black to say: "Love it or leave it, Foley. All these Canadians complaining about America." Foley replied: "Well, if we go, we take the enitre comedy industry with us."

So true.

kpropain
07-02-2004, 03:04 PM
Vamp..........

Hate_Breeder
07-02-2004, 03:10 PM
i must admit this is an.......................

Vampenguin
07-02-2004, 03:11 PM
Originally posted by kpropain
Vamp..........

Turned into? I thought I always was!

Vampenguin
07-02-2004, 03:15 PM
I AM CANADIAN!!!!

And to prove it, here is the best beer comercial of ALL TIME

I'm not a lumberjack or a fur trader.
And I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber or own a dogsled.
And I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Susie from Canada.
Although I'm certain they are really, really nice.
I have a Prime Minister, not a President.
I speak English and French, not American.
And I pronounce it "about"...not "a-boot".
I can proundly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peacekeeping, not policing;
Diversity, not assimilation,
And that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal!
A toque is a hat; a chesterfield is a couch.
And it's pronounced ZED, no ZEE...ZED!
Canada is the second largest landmass,
The first nation of hockey,
And the best part of North America!

MY NAME IS VAMPENGUIN(Not My Real Name, Obviosly), AND I AM CANADIAN!!

kpropain
07-02-2004, 03:25 PM
I have absolutly nothing against Canadians....

But you are starting to sound worse than the fucking nazi's

Fuck you douche baghttp://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/fingers/fing07.gif

Hate_Breeder
07-02-2004, 03:57 PM
i hate to say it but um.....we could take Canada in a heartbeat.....

Vodstok
07-02-2004, 04:21 PM
Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
i hate to say it but um.....we could take Canada in a heartbeat.....

I dont hate anything about that comment... What is it with canadians that they must exert their "canadianness" to Americans all the time...

Sorry, You all think were are all egocentric jerks, well.... We are.

We dont care if you are canadian, because we are american. Here is how the average american sees the world:

Canadians: Mckenzie brothers. As far as we are concerned, you go north through minnesota or maine, and everyone says "Beauty, eh?"

Mexicans: "Badges? BADGES? We dont need no stinkin' Badges!"

Germans: "Zis vill hurt a bit...."

Aussies: "G'Day, Paul."

Ignorant? Maybe. But sorry, you dont see any americans going to an predominantly Canadian boards and saying "I'm American, and as one, i think we are cool..."

Get over it dude....

Stingy Jack
07-02-2004, 04:31 PM
Yeah, the thread was a little over-the-top. But, you gotta let the guy express a little nationalism.

Vodstok
07-02-2004, 04:42 PM
He does this every month or so... I dont knock his patriotism, but I went to school with MANY Canadians when i live din Germany, and i could never understand why they felt the need to express their love of their country to americans so often...

Stingy Jack
07-02-2004, 04:44 PM
Every month? What the hell?! Is this like ... the Canadian menstral cycle or something?

kpropain
07-02-2004, 04:51 PM
...

Vodstok
07-02-2004, 04:52 PM
Okay, to be fair, its only the second time I have seen him do it, but who says that doesnt constitute a pattern?:D

misterX
07-02-2004, 05:34 PM
OOOOOOOOOOO GAYNNNNAAAAAAADDDAAAAAAAAA.............my home is full of fagssssssssssss. thats all i know about gaynadians. well that and the fact they were unable t oboot the french out of their country. that is probably the reason for their insecuritys. l've been to the u.s and the people were friendly and polite. well more people than i expected. sometimes people just mistake arogance with confidence, true sometimes over confidence sure. but coming from australia i didn't find this much of a bother. like billy connelly said to parkison. the kids in the u.s and aus are taught from a early age that they can be what ever they want to be. that nothing is out of their reach. while the kids in his home town in scottland and britain are pretty much taught to accept their lot in life.

Freddy Krueger.
07-02-2004, 05:57 PM
Originally posted by kpropain
I have absolutly nothing against Canadians....

But you are starting to sound worse than the fucking nazi's

Fuck you douche baghttp://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/fingers/fing07.gif Yeah, bitch. Stop being a pain-in-the-ass, a mercyless bitch.. Wait... didn't he make a thread about being like me? ... Cool... that means I'm a pain and I have no mercy. I rock.

nine9
07-02-2004, 06:02 PM
Well this thread looks too lame to even argue on.

I am a Canadian.......not stupid.....like Americans and everyone else! I think Americans should learn more about us since we really are alot alike. We talk pretty much the same ,and are exposed to the same media!

I'm not into US bashing, and I would hope my friends would be respectful of me too. Like I said.......really come visit me! You will feel right at home!

Canadians have no right bashing the US, because we feel just the same when we are bashed.....all so stupid!

I am proud of my country, and also happy to have a great neighbor!

Their are great and lame things about both of our countries and all others! Who fucking cares! It is all about us as people!

If I wouldn't have said where I came from, you may not have even known

Anyway! HAPPY B DAY CANADA, and great to be your neighbor!

Just keep me in mind the next time you guys bash us.........there are good, cool people here too!
:D

Vodstok
07-02-2004, 06:09 PM
Canada has it's share of good and bad, just like any country.

Bad: Tom Green
PAmela Anderson


Good: nine9
Jim Carey
Michael J Fox
My Grandmother (Quebec)
My Grandfather's parents


However, If i mUst comment on the quality of a nation's beer, Mexico has America and Canada beat. Just MO.

Stingy Jack
07-02-2004, 06:11 PM
I'm sorry, but Corona is the only beer I have tasted that REALLY tastes like piss (at least, what I imagine piss to taste like). I like Heineken, Tsing Tao, and Guiness (none of which are brewed in our hemisphere).

nine9
07-02-2004, 06:14 PM
Originally posted by Vodstok
Canada has it's share of good and bad, just like any country.

Bad: Tom Green
PAmela Anderson


Good: nine9
Jim Carey
Michael J Fox
My Grandmother (Quebec)
My Grandfather's parents


However, If i mUst comment on the quality of a nation's beer, Mexico has America and Canada beat. Just MO.

Thank you Vod!

BTW Michael J is born on June 9 my B DAY! YA!:D

I might add that he is older though.............


I really hate this stupid Canada, US war thing.........we are buds!

kpropain
07-02-2004, 06:53 PM
Originally posted by Stingy Jack
I'm sorry, but Corona is the only beer I have tasted that REALLY tastes like piss (at least, what I imagine piss to taste like). I like Heineken, Tsing Tao, and Guiness (none of which are brewed in our hemisphere).

The undisputed KING OF BEERS

And it's American made....

Freddy Krueger.
07-02-2004, 06:58 PM
Originally posted by kpropain
The undisputed KING OF BEERS

And it's American made.... Beer gut.

nine9
07-02-2004, 07:02 PM
Originally posted by kpropain
The undisputed KING OF BEERS

And it's American made....

So happens...the most pop beer in MB. is BUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

funny huh! Really true.................

Tubalcain
07-02-2004, 07:18 PM
canada has a great medical system, and its really pretty, and it has great hunting, but above all else, canada has terrorists. thats right. due to their very open imigration policy, canada has allowed every tom, dick and mohammad that wants into the us a free ride. and if thats not bad enough, france now pays extortion money(the equilivant of millions of dollars a year) to the thousands of known terrorists and terrorist-related people that they foolishly admitted into their country and which ther are now unable to remove for fear of attack. so i say thanks canada and france.

nine9
07-02-2004, 08:22 PM
Originally posted by Tubalcain
canada has a great medical system, and its really pretty, and it has great hunting, but above all else, canada has terrorists. thats right. due to their very open imigration policy, canada has allowed every tom, dick and mohammad that wants into the us a free ride. and if thats not bad enough, france now pays extortion money(the equilivant of millions of dollars a year) to the thousands of known terrorists and terrorist-related people that they foolishly admitted into their country and which ther are now unable to remove for fear of attack. so i say thanks canada and france.

Well I personally have nothing to do with immigration policies.
I just live here!
I am not responsible for everything the Gov does........and I voted NDP!

Anyway, we are aware that this has happened and it has been changed........we did not anticipate 911 either!

BTW........Who the hell are you anyway?

Hate_Breeder
07-02-2004, 11:46 PM
Is pot really legal in B.C.?

ShankS
07-03-2004, 12:46 AM
lol



this thread.:D

Hate_Breeder
07-03-2004, 02:03 AM
Marijuana makes my body feel funny inside......

zwoti
07-03-2004, 03:19 AM
Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
Is pot really legal in B.C.?

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v292/zwoti/legalize.gif

Vampenguin
07-03-2004, 08:10 AM
Originally posted by kpropain
...

That Picture ROX!!!

natas
07-14-2004, 06:25 AM
Originally posted by Tubalcain
canada has a great medical system, and its really pretty, and it has great hunting, but above all else, canada has terrorists. thats right. due to their very open imigration policy, canada has allowed every tom, dick and mohammad that wants into the us a free ride. and if thats not bad enough, france now pays extortion money(the equilivant of millions of dollars a year) to the thousands of known terrorists and terrorist-related people that they foolishly admitted into their country and which ther are now unable to remove for fear of attack. so i say thanks canada and france.

I know this thread probably has been long forgotten but I just have to set the record straight.

Canada might let terrorists into Canada...but its the US Immigration officers who let them into the U.S.

Tubalcain
07-15-2004, 06:56 PM
true but if it wasnt for the thousand plus miles of canada-U.S. border we might have stopped them. but if the bastards wouldnt have let them into their country in the first place, u.s. immigrations wouldnt have to worry about it. they only have a couple hundred officers covering that area.

Tubalcain
07-15-2004, 06:58 PM
oh yeah, its the border patrol that does that work.

friday13thfan
07-15-2004, 07:19 PM
Originally posted by Vampenguin
BEST COUNTRY EVER!!

Anybody watch the new Salem's Lot? Donald Sutherland's from here, Stompin Tom Conners, Avril Lavigne(Ugg), and too many movies too mention are all from here! We've got more guns, less gun-reated murder, and a leader (Paul Martin, as of last week) that ISNT totally insane!!!

http://www.vancouversalseros.com/canada%20flag.gif


CANADA ROX!!!



FUCK CANADA!!!


heres the the best conutry no question.

http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/united.gif

natas
07-15-2004, 07:26 PM
For one thing...we don't intentionally let terrorists into Canada. And since when is it Canada's job to make sure no terrorists get into the states??? That is the States job. Sorry...it is their job to worry about it...that's what they are getting paid for.

wufong
07-16-2004, 04:42 AM
i think the u.s should invade canada for their own safety, i mean come on think about it. if they did that in he first place 9/11 wouldnt have happened

Vodstok
07-16-2004, 04:56 AM
Originally posted by natas
For one thing...we don't intentionally let terrorists into Canada. And since when is it Canada's job to make sure no terrorists get into the states??? That is the States job. Sorry...it is their job to worry about it...that's what they are getting paid for.


I have to agree here. I doubt we are doing anything to stop our frat boys from going to Montreal and giving the prostitutes Clamidia, so why the hell should they STOP foreigners from leaving their country? Pretty assinine if you ask me... (Which you didnt, but when does that ever stop me)

Originally posted by wufong
i think the u.s should invade canada for their own safety, i mean come on think about it. if they did that in he first place 9/11 wouldnt have happened

Occasionally you make sense and sound pretty educated, but this isnt one of those times :rolleyes:

friday13thfan
07-16-2004, 06:55 AM
Originally posted by friday13thfan
FUCK CANADA!!!


heres the the best conutry no question.

http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/united.gif

as not aimed at nine9 because she is the only thing i like about canada

natas
07-16-2004, 07:19 AM
No one country is the best. I'm in Korea at the moment and I feel that Canada AND the States could learn a thing or two from Korea. But...I also feel that Korea could learn a few things from us as well.

Vodstok
07-16-2004, 07:22 AM
Canada is cool. Been there, done that, liked the people. Much more polite on average than americans. But being american, ilike my home best.

Never been to asia, and it isnt really high on my list of places to visit, but i have nothing against it. I LOVE germany. I spent 9 years there growing up. It is a beautiful country. I agree with Natas, no one is the best, it's all a matter of opinion.

natas
07-16-2004, 07:30 AM
Thanks!!

I really like Korea. I've been in Korea for 3 months now...just here to visit my parents. Can't wait to get back home. I'm leaving at the end of July....just in time for the best part of summer!!

nine9
07-16-2004, 07:32 AM
Originally posted by friday13thfan
as not aimed at nine9 because she is the only thing i like about canada

Thank you sweet KK! ;)

I am now going back undercover to carry on my secret mission.
:cool:

Stingy Jack
07-16-2004, 07:37 AM
Yeah, I think you'll find that even people who live in shitty third world countries think that theirs is the best. It's all nationalism. I was born in the US, but grew up in Canada. Now I am in the US again ... so, I like 'em both. I like Canada more, though, as far as its overall liberalism in politics and the views of the population in general.

Vodstok
07-16-2004, 07:51 AM
Originally posted by Stingy Jack
Yeah, I think you'll find that even people who live in shitty third world countries think that theirs is the best. It's all nationalism. I was born in the US, but grew up in Canada. Now I am in the US again ... so, I like 'em both. I like Canada more, though, as far as its overall liberalism in politics and the views of the population in general.

So.... you are saying you WONT vote for Bush? Get oputta town....</sarcasm>

God i cant wait to get him out of office. if he gets re-elected, iI am MOVING to Canada....

Egekrusher
07-16-2004, 09:18 AM
I've heard very... disturbing things about the Korean government. Are any of the rumors true? How harsh are the laws/punishment?

Vodstok
07-16-2004, 09:29 AM
see, he is a Lemur, he is not even evloved enough to be a monkey.

natas
07-17-2004, 08:06 AM
Originally posted by Egekrusher
I've heard very... disturbing things about the Korean government. Are any of the rumors true? How harsh are the laws/punishment?

I haven't heard anything disturbing. I don't think the laws are any different than in Canada...that I know of. Who knows about the punishment. Its seems pretty popular here to kill yourself before going to court or jail. Suicide is better than going through the humiliation of disgracing your family.

They are suppose to wear helmets while driving a motorcycle...but most of them don't...even on the highways!! Sometimes you see up to 4 people on a motorcycle too!! Some of the things they do over here are crazy in our opinion...but...its normal to them so....