View Full Version : One day left to live
Egekrusher
07-01-2004, 08:03 AM
What would you do if you had one day left to live?
Me: I would go around and look for the hottest chick I can find and ask her if she wanted to have sex. I would repeat this until someone said yes.
After that, I would come into work and tell off everyone that I don't like.
Next, I would go buy the most extravagant meal possible.
Then, I would give all of my money to a good cause, such as a homeless shelter.
Right before I died, I would write a note apologizing for all the bad shit that I've ever done.
ShankS
07-01-2004, 08:10 AM
get loads of beer and watch every horror film in my possession.
.........after some sex of course;)
orangestar
07-01-2004, 08:14 AM
I dont want to die a virgin. That makes me sound like a slut. wow.... anyway....
Okay, I'd do everything I was ever afraid of. Go skydiving, skinny dipping, bungee jumping. Stuff like that.
I'd eat some Steak, corn on the cob and my moms potato salad. Then I'd watch all of my favorite movies, hopefully drifting to sleep during a happy part.
BudMan
07-01-2004, 08:15 AM
First I would make passionate love to my wife. That would kill 5 minutes. Then load up on beer and pass out. Ok..so its not a great plan.
fluffho
07-01-2004, 08:53 AM
spend time with my bf at the time
my animals too. id fuckin just chill out really
ShankS
07-01-2004, 09:00 AM
forgot to add, I'll spoil my 2 cats and roast them a whole chicken each.:D
Stingy Jack
07-01-2004, 09:19 AM
I'd spend it with my daughter, teaching her the important things I would have told her when she was old enough to understand. Then, when I was finished, I would just talk with her and play with her.
Hate_Breeder
07-01-2004, 06:40 PM
I would listen to my favorite music. Go eat some dank ass food. Hit on all the women i please. Tell everyone to fuckoff and die that i didnt like. Bid everyone here at the forums farewell. Say goodbye to my family. And hopefully get laid, hopefully. Then just drink a whole bunch and get stoned so i wouldnt care.
KRUGERKID13
07-01-2004, 06:42 PM
lets just say sex crimes in my area would triple
Hate_Breeder
07-01-2004, 06:44 PM
Originally posted by KRUGERKID13
lets just say sex crimes in my area would triple
I hear ya dude lol
kpropain
07-01-2004, 06:59 PM
I would start off the day by going and racing my bike one last time, come home screw my girlfriend for about six hours, drink quite a few beers, then, well let's just say you guys would hear about me the next day on the news, Charles Whitman style http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/evil/210.gif
Plaguewind
07-01-2004, 07:01 PM
Don't know, I don't have many crazy wishes that I'd only fulfill if I was about to die. People I love know that, people I hate too. I have a clear conscience... I guess I've acomplished a fairly good amount of what I wanted to... Well, guess I'd just gather my friends, listen to some great music, have a few beers...
fluffho
07-01-2004, 07:06 PM
heres a thought
cuz most people woudl seem to rush to get all this stuff done
but im like. hey, why rush when ur not gonna enjoy it. and when ur dead, ur not gonna care anyway!!
are we definied by what we do? what we own?
'what good are they if we cant take them with us!'
~grandma from hey arnold
KRUGERKID13
07-01-2004, 07:23 PM
wtf
just kidding
Plaguewind
07-01-2004, 07:26 PM
Originally posted by fluffho
heres a thought
cuz most people woudl seem to rush to get all this stuff done
but im like. hey, why rush when ur not gonna enjoy it. and when ur dead, ur not gonna care anyway!!
are we definied by what we do? what we own?
'what good are they if we cant take them with us!'
~grandma from hey arnold
Are we what we are because we do what we do or do we do what we do because we are what we are? LoL
Vampenguin
07-02-2004, 06:38 AM
Id rob Blockbuster, Future Shop, Zellers, Best Buy, Digital World, ect, and watch as many movies as humanly possible.
Freddy Krueger.
07-02-2004, 07:13 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
get loads of beer and watch every horror film in my possession.
.........after some sex of course;) Thats the american dream!
cheebacheeba
07-02-2004, 09:39 AM
I'd write my last will + testament to make sure those people that have had an impact on my life know it.
I'd drink coffee...no instant shit, the worthwhile kind,
a full bodied italian red wine, guiness, tequila, iced coffee, long island iced tea, fresh orange juice...at least one of each
I'd order some woodfired pizza, bbq some fish, and hit up a catering service to make me anything I wanted that day.
Call each of my close friends and say what I gotta say.
Chill with my family, my girl and my animals, and pass round one motherfucker of a blunt...
ha...I'd steal the fastest car I could find and race everyone...then spend some quality time with my BF. Play with my puppy. Say goodbye to my family...ya know all the sappy stuff. But like fluff said...you're thinking all day 'jeez I'm gonna die soon, how can I enjoy anything thinkin about that' ...
Tubalcain
07-02-2004, 07:49 PM
the sad part is that very few people are ever told that they have one more day to live, so....you better start living like its the last day of your life. just not too much crazy stuff. lol