House of the Dead

[zee_zack]

Ok the movie was not great but the DVD had some good features...

[orangestar]

The very first good thing said about this piece of shit movie.

[kpropain]

That movie sucked so fucking bad, just a horrible, wretched, piece of shit for a film.....

[Hate_Breeder]

this movie can suck my butt....

[Plaguewind]

I didn't see the movie, does it have anything to do with that arcade?

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by Plaguewind
I didn't see the movie, does it have anything to do with that arcade?

sort of.........

[Plaguewind]

Well, the game was nice, though the graphics sucked... A pitty the movie sucks, you know...

[jay o2 waster]

Originally posted by zee_zack
Ok the movie was not great but the DVD had some good features... fuck you

[carnage]

Originally posted by zee_zack
Ok the movie was not great but the DVD had some good features...

the paper in the DVD case was not even good enough to wipe my ass with....

[jay o2 waster]

Originally posted by carnage
the paper in the DVD case was not even good enough to wipe my ass with.... lmao

[bwind22]

Originally posted by Plaguewind
I didn't see the movie, does it have anything to do with that arcade?

It's based on the game. And just to remind you of that, they splice little clips of the actual video game footage every ten minutes or so. :mad:


This movie sucked more balls than Paris Hilton on prom night! It's a pathetic excuse for a horror movie and considering the mid level budget they had, you would think they could make sure the springboards are out the camera shot when the decide to make the retarded looking zombies hurl through the air, but they didn't.

If this movie ever has a sequel the horror genre is officially dead.

[jay o2 waster]

i love the game

[ShankS]

Originally posted by jay o2 waster
fuck you



lol

[zwoti]

Originally posted by jay o2 waster
fuck you

art of conversation and debating is alive and well

[ShankS]

yeah, you can always guarantee, they'll be some good reading on this forum early in the morning.

:D

[Gravegirl666]

i think i would have sat through look whos talking before house of the dead, ..did anyone else find it funny that the fight scene at the end, the guy or the girl didnt have any blood on the weapon or thier clothes werent dirty.. DAMMIT!! i even think the make- up was cheap like those little oil wax crayons you get from wal-mart every halloween..
tho the game kicks ass!!

[fattybluetit]

true the games a fucker to beat

[MrShape]

Schmirnoff's vodka made this movie a lot more fun to sit through. The rediculas nudity didn't hurt either. I'd rather watch Resident Evil. Which reminds me, I just finished reading George Romero's script for RE from back when he was set to direct and it's not bad. I don't know why they didn't want to film this, it's way more accurate to the game then Paul Anderson's version was. The Hunters, the Plant and the Tyrant were all in there and so were all the characters.

By the way, the same guy who made HOTD wants to make a Bloodrayne movie. I say we stop him before he films again.

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by bwind22

This movie sucked more balls than Paris Hilton on prom night!


Zing! Haha, that was good.. I never saw it, but when the trailers hit tv and i had to listen to "Y'all gon' make me lose mah mind, up in hea, up in hea." every fucking time the commercial came on... ooooo, scary. Who was that, Jah Rule?

I knew then that the people involved were completely retarded in regards to horror.

Shit, Gore Verbinski made a scary pg-13 movie (the ring), and he made MOusehunt....

[carnage]

Yeah, what a scary movie...OOOO...and those video game snippits were OFF DA HOOK!! I was totally like JUMPING IN MA' SEAT 'GRO!! I WAS STRAIGHT UP SCARED!! WORD!! WAS TRIPPIN'!!

....excuse me whilst I go vomit...

[friday13thfan]

Originally posted by Plaguewind
I didn't see the movie, does it have anything to do with that arcade?


not a damn thing. it might have been better if it did

[MrShape]

Originally posted by friday13thfan
not a damn thing. it might have been better if it did I foggily seem to remember it being a prequel to the game of some kind.

[Egekrusher]

Originally posted by kpropain
That movie sucked so fucking bad, just a horrible, wretched, piece of shit for a film.....

[Egekrusher]

Originally posted by friday13thfan
not a damn thing. it might have been better if it did

Actually, it did. It was based on the same concept, but the storyline was completely rewritten. Didn't you notice the clips of the arcade game in there? That's the original House Of The Dead arcade game.

[Emancipator]

Did you ever get a chance to read Uwe Bolls RANT? That was even funnier then the movie

http://www.moviesonline.ca/details_news.php?id=395