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yourlastmistake
06-24-2004, 06:24 PM
Has anybody heard of this?This guy i work with[he's a bit strange]
says he has a sleeping problem/sickness called alien hand.He said
he has been having dreams of being choked.He wakes up choking
himself with his hand.Well,last night he woke up screaming with an intense pain in his balls.Says he was squeezing the hell out of
his gonads in his sleep.Now,I've heard of sleep paralysis.Even experienced it a couple times but this I've never heard of.

kpropain
06-24-2004, 06:27 PM
Yeah I have heard of people choking themselves in their sleep...

If you have that problem just strap your hands down before you go to sleep, problem solved.

Je Suis Phnomne
06-24-2004, 06:30 PM
Originally posted by kpropain
Yeah I have heard of people choking themselves in their sleep...

If you have that problem just strap your hands down before you go to sleep, problem solved.

problem solved til the house catches fire lol

just soak em in whiskey before ya go to sleep, if anything they might molest ya, but will be too uncoordinated for a choke. *grinz*

kpropain
06-24-2004, 06:34 PM
Originally posted by Je Suis Phnomne
problem solved til the house catches fire lol

just soak em in whiskey before ya go to sleep, if anything they might molest ya, but will be too uncoordinated for a choke. *grinz*

LMFAO true a fire would be quite a bitch :D

jay o2 waster
06-25-2004, 12:48 AM
Originally posted by yourlastmistake
Has anybody heard of this?This guy i work with[he's a bit strange]
says he has a sleeping problem/sickness called alien hand.He said
he has been having dreams of being choked.He wakes up choking
himself with his hand.Well,last night he woke up screaming with an intense pain in his balls.Says he was squeezing the hell out of
his gonads in his sleep.Now,I've heard of sleep paralysis.Even experienced it a couple times but this I've never heard of. huh

ShankS
06-25-2004, 02:04 AM
Ash suffers with this.

Vodstok
06-25-2004, 03:58 AM
Dont laugh guys.... My hand had sex with me all the time when i was in high school, even when i didnt want it too... (Sobs quietly...)




:D I am soooo going to hell for that....

cheebacheeba
06-25-2004, 07:04 AM
A person cannot self-suffocate to the point of death, asleep or awake.
If they're asleep, the body will automatically wake itself up, at least some time before going into a lethal kinda asphixia.
If they're awake, unconsciousness MAY occur, but the hands wouldn't stay clamped after "lights out".

- B.

ShankS
06-25-2004, 07:39 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
Dont laugh guys.... My hand had sex with me all the time when i was in high school, even when i didnt want it too... (Sobs quietly...)




:D I am soooo going to hell for that....



neednt spell out what you were addicted to then, need I.........btw did you have big caluses???


:D

Vampenguin
06-27-2004, 07:10 PM
Originally posted by yourlastmistake
Has anybody heard of this?This guy i work with[he's a bit strange]
says he has a sleeping problem/sickness called alien hand.He said
he has been having dreams of being choked.He wakes up choking
himself with his hand.Well,last night he woke up screaming with an intense pain in his balls.Says he was squeezing the hell out of
his gonads in his sleep.Now,I've heard of sleep paralysis.Even experienced it a couple times but this I've never heard of.

Something like that happened to me, alittle different tho...

I was having an awesome dream about eating a giant marshmellow...and when I woke up my pillow was gone.

Je Suis Phnomne
06-27-2004, 07:16 PM
Originally posted by Vampenguin
Something like that happened to me, alittle different tho...

I was having an awesome dream about eating a giant marshmellow...and when I woke up my pillow was gone.

lol too funny

kpropain
06-27-2004, 07:18 PM
Originally posted by Vampenguin
Something like that happened to me, alittle different tho...

I was having an awesome dream about eating a giant marshmellow...and when I woke up my pillow was gone.

How in the hell did you not choke to death....:p

Je Suis Phnomne
06-27-2004, 07:21 PM
just

Je Suis Phnomne
06-27-2004, 07:23 PM
need

Je Suis Phnomne
06-27-2004, 07:27 PM
1 more.......


Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *lights a cig*


*standing at podium.... Hello, my name is Je Suis Phnomne and I (hanging head in shame) am a post whore.... I just needed 3 more to get to 400, wont happen again until Im at 497*

hellfire1
06-27-2004, 07:42 PM
for shame !!!!!!!!!!! *points finger*

Vampenguin
06-28-2004, 04:23 AM
Originally posted by kpropain
How in the hell did you not choke to death....:p

Good question....lol