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Hate_Breeder
06-19-2004, 04:50 PM
I just had a really funny thing happen to me today. Me and my friend were sitting outside of Fred Meyers when this one guy drives by with his friends and say "YOU GUYS ARE POSERS!" WHen the fact of the matter is that the guy was wearing a beany with a whole bunch of peircings listening to the Transplants. I dont know it just made me laugh

jay o2 waster
06-19-2004, 04:55 PM
people getting kicked in the nuts
Mindless self indulgence
the left rights
fluff ho
my little sister
the mirror (that person on the other side is funny lookin)

Hate_Breeder
06-19-2004, 05:27 PM
Leslie Neelson makes me laugh too

nine9
06-19-2004, 05:32 PM
Kind of evil.....but when people get hurt..not seriously though! Just trip or bump into walls or whatever. I find this hilarious!

Hate_Breeder
06-19-2004, 05:37 PM
GEEZ nine9 VERY NICE OF YOU..........lol

Freddy Krueger.
06-19-2004, 05:38 PM
When someone dies
When some lights a fart
When someone gets hurt
When someone cries

orangestar
06-19-2004, 05:41 PM
David Sedaris Books
Chris Farley Movies
When stupid people get confused

Freddy Krueger.
06-19-2004, 05:53 PM
Originally posted by orangestar
David Sedaris Books
Chris Farley Movies
When stupid people get confused Lol.

bwind22
06-19-2004, 07:07 PM
Friends hitting on girls and then getting shot down...
Someone taking a shot to the balls...
If someone were to fart on someone else, that would be funny...

I guess to summarize, other people's misfortune in any shape or form is always good for a laugh.

P.S. - I, too, like to see a stupid person get confused! (It's even better when the stupid person is one of them that thinks they're smart! They still try to sound like they know what they are talking about. It's great!)

Plaguewind
06-19-2004, 07:16 PM
Stupid people who never realize how stupid they are...

thEsounDofdirT
06-19-2004, 07:38 PM
asshole players that get talked about as soon as they turn their back

people that are too ignorant to realize good music or a movie

and shots to the balls

bloodygurl02
06-19-2004, 08:58 PM
when my friend flirted w/ a guy and was about to ask him out untill she found out hes gay


my nieces ...they r funny

Freddy Krueger.
06-19-2004, 09:04 PM
Originally posted by thEsounDofdirT

people that are too ignorant to realize good music or a movie
Yeah, like Rock 'n' Roll. Thats the God of music.

Hate_Breeder
06-19-2004, 11:48 PM
ROCK OWNS ALL!

ShankS
06-20-2004, 12:05 AM
the first time I smoked a spliff, I think I laughed all night.

fluffho
06-20-2004, 12:11 AM
ugly people
when my dogs poo and i stare at them so they stare back
jay
me
a couple other dudes
those lil gangsters that think they hard core
little boys driving big ass trucks who arent hauling anything
housewives
cowboy bebop ed
farting

Gravegirl666
06-20-2004, 12:36 AM
im going to hafta go with the two winds (plaguewind and bwind) other peoples misfortunes do make me laugh...
other things include: all you silly furry nut ballz here at horror.com ,bike videos where a guy falls ,and skate racking videos, ..very funny ,..oh ,..and old ufc fight videos where they ball punched eachother ,..some of those guys took a sac beating.. mad magazine ,..i highly recommend that magazine... the wild boys and viva la bam , monty python movies, the black afro zombies from day of the dead ,and hampsters..

Hate_Breeder
06-20-2004, 12:41 AM
Im a furry nut! ;)

Stingy Jack
06-20-2004, 02:48 AM
People falling down. Seriously, it's going to get me in trouble one day. When I worked at that damned gas station, I would mop the floor right in front of the door and "forget" to put out the wet floor sign ... and just lean on the counter and wait for the next yahoo to come along and slip.

The look on people's faces as they fall is almost always priceless.

Also, people who fall for a long time. My mom slipped on something in the Chinese restaurant and fell for almost a whole minute (the whole length of the buffet table). Her torso was rockin', arms swinging, hands slipping into the lo mein and moo-goo as she tried to maintain balance. I think I even managed to say: "Jesus mom, you're touchin' the food" in the middle of her fall, and she kept going. It was priceless. I laughed for a long time on that. People wonder why I didn't try to help her. Because it was funny!

Freddy Krueger.
06-20-2004, 03:31 AM
Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
Im a furry nut! ;) Well, then hopefuly you'll get a electric shaver this Christmas.

bloodrayne
06-20-2004, 04:51 AM
Well...Nine already said pretty much what I was going to...even to the "bumping into the walls" part...I was going to add doors to that, and of course stubbing their toes, and tripping over coffee tables and such...I know it's horrible, and I have no idea why it makes me laugh...I honestly don't mean to, it makes me feel evil (or even moreso;) )....Especially the stubbing the toe thing, I KNOW how much that hurts, and it sure as HELL isn't funny when I do it...But, I still laugh when it happens to someone else...

Oh...something else that I think is funny...Stingy Jack's "Falling Mom" post...That made me laugh just now...lol:D

movieman64
06-20-2004, 06:59 AM
One of my friends would always run up to his wife and say, hay Honey here's a kiss for ya" turn his backside to her and rip a big fart.

fluffho
06-20-2004, 12:12 PM
this made me laugh

also i learned something

http://www.oceanlight.com/lightbox.php?cs=-943

nine9
06-20-2004, 12:51 PM
Originally posted by fluffho
this made me laugh

also i learned something

http://www.oceanlight.com/lightbox.php?cs=-943

That is funny Fluff......not sure why but funny!

The Chinese buffet thing should be re-enacted! Priceless! I had an experienc elike that too where I just sat and watched it all, involving a kid and a tall shelf at a store. No injury occurred!

jay o2 waster
06-20-2004, 12:54 PM
hahhahahaha poop

Wicked Lady
06-20-2004, 04:43 PM
same thing that Rayne and Nine said

Trigun
Miroku and Sango on Inuyasha also Kagome when she tells Inu to "sit"
Adam Sandler
My guy, he is soo cute and funny:)
staring at someone when I'm slap happy
being slap happy
being yelled at becuase I'm annoying when i'm slap happy
my cat


just about everything! lol...SEE

Hate_Breeder
06-20-2004, 04:58 PM
Originally posted by Freddy Krueger.
Well, then hopefuly you'll get a electric shaver this Christmas.

I hope or else it will grow out of control and take on a mind of its own!

Rebel Yell
06-20-2004, 08:42 PM
Everything makes me laugh. I am a very giggly person.

bwind22
06-20-2004, 09:43 PM
I forgot to say the faces the dudes in the 80s pornos make while they're getting their groove on with some cracked out looking woman with frizzy bangs! That shit is classic! I guess 80s porn in general makes me laugh! In fact, it's downright fucking hilarious!

Go rent Three Way Wonders today and you will see what I mean!

thEsounDofdirT
06-20-2004, 09:45 PM
that 80's porn is some goooood stuff

i think i'm supposed to be making some soon ;-)

bwind22
06-20-2004, 10:55 PM
Originally posted by thEsounDofdirT
that 80's porn is some goooood stuff

i think i'm supposed to be making some soon ;-)

Did you have to wink at me while stating you are going to be making 80s porn?

HappyCamper
06-20-2004, 11:05 PM
speaking of being kicked in the nuts, a long few years back, a bunch of friends of mine and I were hanging out late in the early morning hours at a Village Inn, when one of my friends happened to mention that he thinks he could stand for 10 seconds, before collapsing after being kicked in the nuts. we all said he was full of shit. a few minutes later.....that same friend yelled out really loud..........'somebody kick me in the nuts and count to 10!'

Steelsymth
06-21-2004, 12:43 AM
Gravegirl666 makes me laugh

I once was at and all you can eat place and a little boy who wasn't tall enough to turn on the ice cream mech. by himself so he dumped the food out of his plate and stood on it. He was then just tall enough to turn it on but not off. Well needless to say ice cream started running out 90 to nothing, it got ALL over him and the floor. Well he got upset and ran off but the ice cream kept-a-coming after about 10 I got up and shut it off.

All you crazy people>>>>>>>>>>

Hate_Breeder
06-21-2004, 12:46 AM
Steels avatar lol, pot heads, bums....

nv.
06-21-2004, 05:45 AM
ok...everything everybdy else said +

family guy "click, click, bloody click, pancakes!"
my dog
fluff ho for putting a link to poop
chapelle show
...I'm sure there's more oh, Jay and Wu--- that's entertainment!

juda666
06-21-2004, 06:50 AM
people getting hurt, (cant help it)
people being scared of ouija boards!!!!
homer simpson
family guy

Je Suis Phnomne
06-21-2004, 09:26 AM
Just post whoring to bury the trash...

zwoti
06-21-2004, 09:56 AM
Originally posted by Je Suis Phnomne
Just post whoring to bury the trash...

no need to apologise

thEsounDofdirT
06-21-2004, 10:02 AM
who said i was winking at YOU wind?!

bloodrayne
06-21-2004, 10:11 AM
Know what else makes me laugh?...When people keep hitting the threads that we are trying to bury and bumping them back up to the top so that we have to start all over again...But, it makes me laugh in kind of an insane way, and like I'm about to pull my hair out:mad: :D

thEsounDofdirT
06-21-2004, 10:12 AM
arioch will save you rayne :)

bloodrayne
06-21-2004, 10:18 AM
Originally posted by thEsounDofdirT
arioch will save you rayne :) His stupid 'net is down...AGAIN...and his phone is dead...AGAIN:rolleyes:

thEsounDofdirT
06-21-2004, 10:20 AM
he will still save you :)

Vodstok
06-21-2004, 10:24 AM
This makes me laugh:

kpropain
06-21-2004, 10:27 AM
This makes me laugh.

kpropain
06-21-2004, 10:30 AM
That's gotta be one pissed off pussy :D

zwoti
06-21-2004, 10:31 AM
mullet family

Arioch
06-21-2004, 11:19 AM
he will still save you

Damn right i will....if only i could delete there posts from THESE forums....they seem to know to stay out of mine:( ....

Stingy Jack
06-21-2004, 11:23 AM
OMG! LMFAO!! That cat pick is hilarious, Kpro! Damn, I have no color ink. I was gonna print it up and bring it to the wife at work. Gotta save it to the hard drive. Actually, gonna save it on the desktop. That way, she'll come home and see the file titled: "Shaved Pussy" and click on it, wondering wtf I've been up to ... then get a little surprise.

Vodstok
06-21-2004, 11:27 AM
The worst part is, i dont think he is shaved, i think those are pj's

bwind22
06-21-2004, 11:32 AM
Originally posted by thEsounDofdirT
who said i was winking at YOU wind?!

lol

well, i assumed. i guess i get winked at too much and now i think they're all for me.

ShankS
06-21-2004, 11:48 AM
^^^^^ lmfao @ the kid in that pic with the mullet.

The worst part is, i dont think he is shaved, i think those are pj's thats what i was thinking.

hehe :)

kpropain
06-21-2004, 11:52 AM
What a ride:D

ShankS
06-21-2004, 11:53 AM
^^^^^ hahahahahhahwwaaahahahahahawwwwwaaaaa!!!!:D

kpropain
06-21-2004, 11:57 AM
Another

nine9
06-21-2004, 12:08 PM
Love that cat Kpro! I shave 2 of mine like that twice a year! LOL!

They like it though!:D

Animals make me laugh a lot......in commercials, or those funniest animal shows nearly make me bust a rib!


We spend a lot of time practically crying with laughter over what our psycho pets do!

kpropain
06-21-2004, 12:15 PM
How about this one?

I made a flame pic out of it but have yet to use it though.

nine9
06-21-2004, 12:19 PM
Originally posted by kpropain
How about this one?

I made a flame pic out of it but have yet to use it though.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!That is too cute!

Vodstok
06-21-2004, 12:32 PM
this is just wrong...

kpropain
06-21-2004, 12:35 PM
Originally posted by Vodstok
this is just wrong...

LOL the scary thing about it is she probably would...:eek:

kpropain
06-21-2004, 12:37 PM
Deer on viagra.

Vodstok
06-21-2004, 12:42 PM
LMAO! that is good kpro :)

nine9
06-21-2004, 12:46 PM
These are so fucking hilarious guys!!!!!:D

The bunny pancake pic will always be one of my favs though!

When I get some of my animal pics on disc, I'll post a few. Some are really funny!

kpropain
06-21-2004, 12:49 PM
...

zwoti
06-21-2004, 12:51 PM
internet man

nv.
06-21-2004, 12:52 PM
OMG...FLMAO!! K- Thanks man. We definitely need more of these pics floating around more often..:D

nv.
06-21-2004, 12:54 PM
Originally posted by zwoti
internet man


Jeez...Z where did you find such a monstrosity:D That's great!!

ShankS
06-21-2004, 12:54 PM
^^^ lmfao that cock must have gone out dressed up like that to fancy dress party.

looney

kpropain
06-21-2004, 12:55 PM
...

Vodstok
06-21-2004, 12:57 PM
Here is my message for the internet guy:

zwoti
06-21-2004, 12:58 PM
cows

kpropain
06-21-2004, 12:59 PM
A real ass face...

zwoti
06-21-2004, 01:01 PM
latest hands free phone

kpropain
06-21-2004, 01:04 PM
Trick or treat motherfuckers....

kpropain
06-21-2004, 01:06 PM
It keeps going and going........

kpropain
06-21-2004, 01:10 PM
If you come home and see this at your door, unless you are the crocodile hunter, you are in deep shit.

zwoti
06-21-2004, 01:11 PM
afghani hide and seek champion

kpropain
06-21-2004, 01:16 PM
...

zwoti
06-21-2004, 01:18 PM
imperial think tank

kpropain
06-21-2004, 01:31 PM
...

zwoti
06-21-2004, 01:33 PM
last one..for a while

nine9
06-21-2004, 01:37 PM
Originally posted by zwoti
last one..for a while

TOTALLY LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!:D :cool:

kpropain
06-21-2004, 01:42 PM
LMFAO

CLICK HERE (http://poststuff2.entensity.net/062104/media.php?media=noodle.wmv)

fluffho
06-21-2004, 01:46 PM
need quicktime

http://www.raditts.com/phyles/ogre-battle.large.mpeg

kpropain
06-21-2004, 01:54 PM
Watch this whole thing, warning a few parts are kinda fucked up.

CLICK HERE (http://poststuff2.entensity.net/061804/media.php?media=bodies.wmv)

Hate_Breeder
06-21-2004, 02:22 PM
heres one yo