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fudgetusk
10-24-2017, 06:47 AM
Combine harvester ploughing through a field of hippies. Preferably Woodstock.

Driven by a zombie Woody Allen, with his pants down(optional) wearing a spaceman helmet, a tarantula coming out of his mouth, his long fingers waving around like snakes.

So if you can hear me Gods of Horror...please grant my wish.

(am I sick?)

Sculpt
10-24-2017, 04:25 PM
seems apropos... maybe TOO apropos!!!!

Dead Bad Things
10-24-2017, 04:43 PM
::mad:: Hippie haters!

fudgetusk
10-26-2017, 02:45 AM
::mad:: Hippie haters!

Guilty. I met a sixties hippy. He was mad. Thought he was Obi Wan Kenobi/Merlin/Yoda and wanted to train me like Luke. I wouldn't let him so he kicked my door in and threatened me. I had to move out.

Git. He objected to me smoking my funny pipe too. What Hippy does that?

Dead Bad Things
10-26-2017, 08:32 AM
One bad apple s'all...Drainbows...s'what we call 'em where I'm from.

fudgetusk
10-27-2017, 02:50 AM
One bad apple s'all...Drainbows...s'what we call 'em where I'm from.

Thing is what will decide if you get killed in a slasher movie? If you have sex or if you take drugs/alcohol.

aren't they hippies? Jason loves killing hippies. 70s Slasher films are a reaction to the sixties.

Dead Bad Things
10-27-2017, 05:10 AM
You sure is paintin' with a broad brush there Ftusk...

Fer me I'm in it for heartbreak and tragedy..throw in some corruption of innocence and yer gettin' there.

I always think about E.A. Poe lyin' atop his true love's grave cryin' and shit...That's the kinda thing Icons are made from.

fudgetusk
10-27-2017, 07:08 AM
You sure is paintin' with a broad brush there Ftusk...

Fer me I'm in it for heartbreak and tragedy..throw in some corruption of innocence and yer gettin' there.

I always think about E.A. Poe lyin' atop his true love's grave cryin' and shit...That's the kinda thing Icons are made from.

Oh I like Poe and more modern serious horror writers like Ramsey Campbell, Thomas Ligotti. Robert Aickman, M.R James.


But none of them have driven a combine harvester into Glastonbury. Yet.

I like all kinds of horror. Fear, sadism, masochism, psychological, physical, surreal...the fear of our own government!
If there's someone trembling...I'm there to feed.

MichaelMyers
10-27-2017, 03:50 PM
Thing is what will decide if you get killed in a slasher movie? If you have sex or if you take drugs/alcohol.

aren't they hippies? Jason loves killing hippies. 70s Slasher films are a reaction to the sixties.

You'd think conservatives would like horror movies more. The virgins live, the promiscuous and drug-users perish. ::EEK!::

LostKite
10-28-2017, 07:03 AM
Frozen 2 where Elas and Anna get married.

fudgetusk
10-30-2017, 04:47 AM
You'd think conservatives would like horror movies more. The virgins live, the promiscuous and drug-users perish. ::EEK!::

And if you kill a child murderer he just gets you in your dreams. Same with Horace Pinker.