stingy jack

[zwoti]

hello

[Stingy Jack]

Hey. How are ya?

[ShankS]

I'm doin fine.. you?

[zwoti]

Originally posted by Stingy Jack
Hey. How are ya?
so what films do you like?

[bloodrayne]

I LOVE the way that the movie is coming along...Great job, Stingy Jack:)

[ShankS]

he has a movie? whats it about?

[Stingy Jack]

Originally posted by zwoti
so what films do you like?

I like all kinds of films, except for action films. I don't know why. My DVD collection is pretty ecclectic ... ranging from artful dramas to splatter horrors. But, I suppose you're wondering what horror films I like. Here's a short list, in no particular order:

Dead Alive
The Ring
The Shining (Kubrick)
Night of the Living Dead (original)
The Exorcist
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original)
The Reanimator
The Evil Dead series
Jeepers Creepers
Apt Pupil (I think it's excellent exploration of evil)
The Omen
28 Days Later
Dawn of the Dead (both the original and the remake)
The Eye
The Blair Witch Project (for originality)
Creepshow 1 and 2 (I like the E.C. style of horror)
Halloween
A Nightmare on Elm Street


Some films I don't like, but people think I should

The Friday the 13th Series
Freddy Vs. Jason
Scream series
Scary Movie series
Unbreakable
Almost any Stephen King film that Stephen King had something to do with the production of. Esp. Pet Sematary, Maximum Overdrive, Sleepwalkers, The Shining miniseries.

[Stingy Jack]

Originally posted by ShankS
he has a movie? whats it about?

Jesus ... where have you been? Didn't you know you had a scene where you're fucking some girl on a table and her orgasmic juices made the surface slippery causing you both to fall off and get impaled on an umbrella rack? See "what if there was a horror movie starring members of horror.com" thread in the general forum.

[Stingy Jack]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
I LOVE the way that the movie is coming along...Great job, Stingy Jack:)

Thank you! :D

[Stingy Jack]

Originally posted by ShankS
I'm doin fine.. you?

Pretty good. Gettin' over a case of strep-throat, and am on antibiotics that are giving me the squirts.

[Vodstok]

I'm not sure whether to laugh or heave....


So i will do both! :D

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Stingy Jack
Jesus ... where have you been? Didn't you know you had a scene where you're fucking some girl on a table and her orgasmic juices made the surface slippery causing you both to fall off and get impaled on an umbrella rack? See "what if there was a horror movie starring members of horror.com" thread in the general forum.


WoW! so I have a staring rol I didnt know about.

[bloodrayne]

lol

[ShankS]

just read that thread, sounds good, some good story development and plot.

[zwoti]

don't forget me

[kpropain]

The movie idea is coming along great Stingy, keep up the good work.

http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/fingers/fing10.gif

[ShankS]

Originally posted by zwoti
don't forget me


how could he forget you......thats just not on.

[kpropain]

Yeah can't forget Zwoti........

[zwoti]

Originally posted by kpropain
Yeah can't forget Zwoti........

so who am i playing?

[ShankS]

a pimp i think.

[Stingy Jack]

Ummm ... I don't know what's zwoti's playing. The original thread with everyone's "character wish" on it was deleted! What did you want to play zwoti?

[zwoti]

Originally posted by Stingy Jack
Ummm ... I don't know what's zwoti's playing. The original thread with everyone's "character wish" on it was deleted! What did you want to play zwoti?

i was originally down as the knowitall friend of the hero who figures out what is happening but gets killed before i can tell anyone.....man it sucks to be dead, no sequel for me :mad:

[Vodstok]

This is horror. Anyone can come back :D

[ShankS]

..... if Jason comes back all the time, who says we cant have those rules:D

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by zwoti
i was originally down as the knowitall friend of the hero who figures out what is happening but gets killed before i can tell anyone.....man it sucks to be dead, no sequel for me :mad: Hey...According to the storyline so far...My character could probably bring you back from the dead, for the sequel:D

[zwoti]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Hey...According to the storyline so far...My character could probably bring you back from the dead, for the sequel:D

so a zombie, i feel a career in george romero movies...

[massacre man]

this is gonna be awesome

[bloodrayne]

I think it's about time for a progress report...Stingy Jack?

[zwoti]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
I think it's about time for a progress report...Stingy Jack?

are you there jack, can you here me, walk into the light..

[ShankS]

switch the bulb on first.

[bloodrayne]

LOL

[massacre man]

hes looking up voodoo

[ShankS]

a doll?

[massacre man]

hes looking for voodoo to base the beast on

[massacre man]

oh yeah then he said a bunch of words i didn't understand

[zwoti]

lets hope he wasn't trying out a voodoo curse

[bloodrayne]

Hmmm...I never thought of that...Perhaps one can become TOO well-versed in the ways of voodoo...*Eyes Stingy Jack suspiciously*...lol

[Stingy Jack]

LoL. No, I didn't put a voodoo curse on anybody.

Progress report: The same as when I PM'd massacre man. I want the film to be pretty authentic when it comes to the storyline. I found a voodoo god that would fit the story. Its name is Limba. It is a god that lives in the rocks and eats human flesh. Its appetite is HUGE, to the point that even its devotees aren't safe from its binges. But, I have been trying to find more information on this thing. What I've written here is all I know about it, and that's not enough to write a story. I want to know what sorts of things are used in rituals by devotees to this thing, etc. But, people who practice voodoo seriously are very secretive about their religion, and so the research has turned out to be quite difficult.

I DO have several scenes of the movie written out on notecards, which I plan to organize when I have the plot holes filled. I will post a screenplay when it is done.

:D

[bloodrayne]

This is so exciting and I am SO impatient...But...I shall be happily awaiting this...Thanks for the update, Stingy:cool:

[zwoti]

any hints on the story, can we expect harry knowles to be publishing gossip about the screenplay?

[ShankS]

yeah

dont know who the heck harry knowles is, but I'd be up for some chat show interview.. :D

[zwoti]

Originally posted by ShankS
yeah

dont know who the heck harry knowles is, but I'd be up for some chat show interview.. :D

lol http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v292/zwoti/bondage.gif

[massacre man]

Originally posted by Stingy Jack
LoL. No, I didn't put a voodoo curse on anybody.

Progress report: The same as when I PM'd massacre man. I want the film to be pretty authentic when it comes to the storyline. I found a voodoo god that would fit the story. Its name is Limba. It is a god that lives in the rocks and eats human flesh. Its appetite is HUGE, to the point that even its devotees aren't safe from its binges. But, I have been trying to find more information on this thing. What I've written here is all I know about it, and that's not enough to write a story. I want to know what sorts of things are used in rituals by devotees to this thing, etc. But, people who practice voodoo seriously are very secretive about their religion, and so the research has turned out to be quite difficult.

I DO have several scenes of the movie written out on notecards, which I plan to organize when I have the plot holes filled. I will post a screenplay when it is done.

:D

i have an idea for a reference they find a bunch of voodoo tools and one of them is the heart of dimbala (child's play)

[ShankS]

Originally posted by zwoti
lol http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v292/zwoti/bondage.gif


I reckon I could pull off a decent attempt at an Oliver Reed ....god rest his soul.... classic interview moment as a tribute to the main man!

;)

[zwoti]

Originally posted by ShankS
I reckon I could pull off a decent attempt at an Oliver Reed ....god rest his soul.... classic interview moment as a tribute to the main man!

;)

some of his other escapades

Spiking snooker ace Alex Higgins's whisky with Chanel perfume, followed by Higgins squirting washing-up liquid in his creme de menthe

His occasional habit of displaying the bird claws tattooed on his private parts, a performance which was once described as his "party trick"

He denied downing 104 pints of beer in a two-day session before marrying his wife, Josephine. "The event that was reported actually took place during an arm-wrestling competition in Guernsey about 15 years ago," he said. "It was highly exaggerated."

He once arrived at Galway airport lying drunk on a baggage conveyor

He once said: "I like the effect drink has on me. What's the point of staying sober?"

[ShankS]

those last two hahaha bloody great!

[zwoti]

bump

[KRUGERKID13]

wtf

[ShankS]

looooool

[newb]

Just one question Stingy. Is my chicken salad eating morgue attendant making the final cut?

[ShankS]

Originally posted by newb
Just one question Stingy. Is my chicken salad eating morgue attendant making the final cut?


we all want to know this in anticipation :)

[newb]

Originally posted by ShankS
we all want to know this in anticipation :)


YES,YES.......much anticipation.....who's hungry?
http://www.chick-fil-a.com/images/menu_chicken_salad_sandwich.jpg

[ShankS]

iam now I've seen those sandwiches and it's only 4:16 in the morning......to early for breakfast. lol

[newb]

Chicken Salad aint no bangers & mash, but it will do in a pinch.

[ShankS]

I quite like chicken salad, actually I've got leftover roast chicken from Sunday lunch that I could have with salad today.....and lots of mayonase :)

must stop talking about food..... bellys groaning.

[Stingy Jack]

What the hell are bangers and mash????

Yes, the chicken salad sandwich eating mortician will make the final cut. Of that, I am absoultely sure. :)

[newb]

Originally posted by Stingy Jack
What the hell are bangers and mash????



I wasn't sure of that myself but Shanks set me straight. Its sausage and mashed potatoe.

[Stingy Jack]

Wait ... they call sausages "bangers"? Is that because they look like dicks, or something?

[newb]

Originally posted by Stingy Jack
Wait ... they call sausages "bangers"? Is that because they look like dicks, or something?
LOL
Perhaps Shanks or Zwoti can answer that one.

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Stingy Jack
Wait ... they call sausages "bangers"? Is that because they look like dicks, or something?


you have a lot to lean about the English culture ;)

[Stingy Jack]

Teach me ShankS! Why do you call sausages "bangers"?

[massacre man]

Originally posted by ShankS
you have a lot to lean about the English ;) yes i do...

[newb]

I think a little cultural exchange will be good. I don't get to talk to many people from the UK.......actually I don't recall having a conversation with anybody from the UK in all my time on this earth.....hmmmm funny......seeing that I live in New England....but anyway......where was I.......Oh..cultural differances...Why do you call police..Bobby?

[zwoti]

doesn't stop just there, we have biscuits you have crackers....

[Stingy Jack]

You call your crackers biscuits? What do you call what we call biscuits? I'm talknig about a roll that is much more dense than regular bread. That thing you get your sausage (or bangers), egg and cheese on from McDonald's.

[massacre man]

so when you call people crackas do you call em biscuits

[massacre man]

haha RITZ BISCUITS

[massacre man]

i got an idea stingy get one of them books like bride of chucky VOODOO FOR DUMMIES

hmmm i should get BRAIN SURGERY FOR DUMMIES so i can mess with people's heads literally

[Stingy Jack]

I actually plan to visit my old University either this weekend or next weekend. The resources there are awesome, so if I can't do the research there ... I'll give up and just make up what I don't know. It's not like the voodoo religion hasn't already been raped enough by Hollywood.

[massacre man]

i need BIG WORDS FOR RETARDS

and ewwww