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Stingy Jack
06-16-2004, 06:51 AM
It seems as if I've been browsing this site since I built my computer (out of raided corpse parts zapped with electricity), and I asked that demon in the mirror why it took me so long to register. He just stared back as usual, with those bleeding eyes of his.
Anyway, glad to be a part of this community! I look forward to chatting with all of you about everything horror . . . since it takes a head thrown through a window to get a scream out of anyone in my neighborhood. Finally! A chance to celebrate the horror genre with real fans, and maybe vent my frustrations about the infestation of lousy horror crap hitting the video shelves.
I think I'll start a new thread about that lousy film I saw last night in the general discussion forum.
Until next time,
Jack
ShankS
06-16-2004, 08:14 AM
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kpropain
06-16-2004, 08:19 AM
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Stingy Jack
06-16-2004, 08:26 AM
Wow ... guys ... <snif> ... thanks for the images. A true blue Horror.com welcome!
I'm home.
;)
ShankS
06-16-2004, 08:32 AM
Originally posted by Stingy Jack
I'm home..........
;)
.......in hell mwahh mwahh mwahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!
kpropain
06-16-2004, 08:49 AM
Originally posted by Stingy Jack
Wow ... guys ... <snif> ... thanks for the images. A true blue Horror.com welcome!
I'm home.
;)
You are quite welcome....
Here have another.......
Stingy Jack
06-16-2004, 08:51 AM
LOL Would Cartman be able to kick someone in the nuts? His legs don't reach much higher than a penguin's. Then again, my nuts DO tend to drag on the ground on occasion.
movieman64
06-16-2004, 09:09 AM
Greetings...
nine9
06-16-2004, 09:13 AM
Originally posted by Stingy Jack
LOL Would Cartman be able to kick someone in the nuts? His legs don't reach much higher than a penguin's. Then again, my nuts DO tend to drag on the ground on occasion.
Cold water would help this malady.:D
Welcome, and listen carefully to what Jay has to tell you!;)
thEsounDofdirT
06-16-2004, 09:23 AM
hey hey.. welcome to the nightmare
Stingy Jack
06-16-2004, 10:11 AM
Originally posted by nine9
Cold water would help this malady.:D
Welcome, and listen carefully to what Jay has to tell you!;)
Who's Jay?
nine9
06-16-2004, 10:31 AM
Originally posted by Stingy Jack
Who's Jay?
Oh he'll be here soon with some good advice.....:D
Stingy Jack
06-16-2004, 10:32 AM
Originally posted by nine9
Oh he'll be here soon with some good advice.....:D
Damn me if that isn't the creepiest thing I've heard someone say all day.
thEsounDofdirT
06-16-2004, 10:44 AM
sigh...
i need a woman
Stingy Jack
06-16-2004, 10:48 AM
Originally posted by thEsounDofdirT
sigh...
i need a woman
Hey hey hey! This is my "Greetings" thread! We can't have depressed womanless folks venting in here. What can I do to help?
thEsounDofdirT
06-16-2004, 10:50 AM
lol. oh i'm not depressed anymore.. just thought i'd announce that i need a woman.. haha
Stingy Jack
06-16-2004, 10:54 AM
Hmmm ... I have a few women piled in a back closet. They're almost all used up and not very fresh. But I think a paper bag over the head and a pine tree smelly strapped to the toe might get a few more miles out of a couple of them.
thEsounDofdirT
06-16-2004, 10:56 AM
good call... don't forget the ky
ShankS
06-16-2004, 01:29 PM
Originally posted by thEsounDofdirT
good call... don't forget the ky
no need for that.... when bodies begin to rot, the fluids tend to leak from all orifices, so the hole which you prefer, should already be nice 'n lubed up.
thEsounDofdirT
06-16-2004, 01:32 PM
that only lasts so long..
ShankS
06-16-2004, 01:38 PM
but he says they're piled up in the closet, so air circulation would be low, so the rotting will be slow, and juice wont dry quick.
thEsounDofdirT
06-16-2004, 01:40 PM
but i need them for a couple years at least
ShankS
06-16-2004, 01:44 PM
well in that case your gona need a serious amount of formaldehyde
friday13thfan
06-16-2004, 02:37 PM
i will say it for jay. stay away from wufungtan
evil_blonde
06-16-2004, 08:29 PM
hey dirtyboy, theres a few women around here..... ;)
oh and noobie.....hello :D
cant b stuffed with the pic......mah
jay o2 waster
06-16-2004, 08:30 PM
Originally posted by Stingy Jack
It seems as if I've been browsing this site since I built my computer (out of raided corpse parts zapped with electricity), and I asked that demon in the mirror why it took me so long to register. He just stared back as usual, with those bleeding eyes of his.
Anyway, glad to be a part of this community! I look forward to chatting with all of you about everything horror . . . since it takes a head thrown through a window to get a scream out of anyone in my neighborhood. Finally! A chance to celebrate the horror genre with real fans, and maybe vent my frustrations about the infestation of lousy horror crap hitting the video shelves.
I think I'll start a new thread about that lousy film I saw last night in the general discussion forum.
Until next time,
Jack
jay o2 waster
06-16-2004, 08:31 PM
Originally posted by friday13thfan
i will say it for jay. stay away from wufungtan
hey, thats my line!!!!
jay o2 waster
06-16-2004, 08:33 PM
Don't talk to wufongtan
thEsounDofdirT
06-16-2004, 08:43 PM
ok evil.. who should i hook up with
Steelsymth
06-16-2004, 08:46 PM
IN THE WORDS OF AXLE ROSE<<<<WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE>>>
evil_blonde
06-16-2004, 09:24 PM
Originally posted by thEsounDofdirT
ok evil.. who should i hook up with
i do not know :rolleyes: :D
no actually i dont
umm...theres always SFF shes easy....lol
i dont know
i was really only joking
being that you live in america its more likely that you would be near these people
unlike moi
in my lonely little country......8-)
Stingy Jack
06-17-2004, 05:48 AM
Okay, I have to ask. Why should I not talk to wufongtan? He (or she?) seems like a pretty active member. Speaking of active members, I don't think the corpses in the closet could take a couple of years worth of action ... and what's that crack about American girls being easy? I've had to fight pretty hard for my share of them! (most of which are, ahem, now in my closet.)
friday13thfan
06-17-2004, 06:08 AM
i forgot the insult the newbie:eek:
go fuck yourself me vs. newbie. im on the left http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/boxing001.gif
Stingy Jack
06-17-2004, 06:23 AM
You're on the left? Then that would be ME kicking YOUR ass!
bloodrayne
06-17-2004, 06:26 AM
Originally posted by thEsounDofdirT
lol. oh i'm not depressed anymore.. just thought i'd announce that i need a woman.. haha But...Rebel is a woman...What the hell happened? :confused: ...Oh, and uhh...Welcome to Horror, Stingy Jack...Sorry about the hijacking...It happens all the time here...Stick around and you'll see...Oh wait, you've already been here for more than 24 hours...I'm sure you've seen enough:)
Stingy Jack
06-17-2004, 06:29 AM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
But...Rebel is woman...What the hell happened? :confused: ...Oh, and uhh...Welcome to Horror, Stingy Jack...Sorry about the hijacking...It happens all the time here...Stick around and you'll see...Oh wait, you've already been here for more than 24 hours...I'm sure you've seen enough:)
I've seen plenty. <shivers> ;)
Freddy Krueger.
06-17-2004, 07:22 AM
Originally posted by thEsounDofdirT
hey hey.. welcome to the nightmare Not "the" nightmare. "My" nightmare! Ha!
And for the n00b saying "hi":
Freddy Krueger.
06-17-2004, 07:40 AM
Originally posted by Stingy Jack
I've seen plenty. <shivers> Ever seen a man die? Have his wrist cut and all his blood drained out? His bloodless corpse hung by a tree branch. His head seperated from his neck, blood gushing out everywhere. Then have the rest of his body riped to shreds by a pack of wild bores? It's quite amusing.
Stingy Jack
06-17-2004, 07:45 AM
Originally posted by Freddy Krueger.
Ever seen a man die? Have his wrist cut and all his blood drained out? His bloodless corpse hung by a tree branch. His head seperated from his neck, blood gushing out everywhere. Then have the rest of his body riped to shreds by a pack of wild bores? It's quite amusing.
I would hate to be set on by a pack of wild bores. Boring people bite. Oh ... wait ... did you mean boars?
thEsounDofdirT
06-17-2004, 07:46 AM
lol... have you seen that in person freddy?...
haha and rayne i was just kinda messing around
bloodrayne
06-17-2004, 07:52 AM
Originally posted by thEsounDofdirT
lol... have you seen that in person freddy?...
haha and rayne i was just kinda messing around Okay...That's good...You scared me....I like to be scared :) ...But, Don't do it AGAIN!...lol...Just Kidding:D
evil_blonde
06-17-2004, 08:29 PM
Originally posted by Stingy Jack
Okay, I have to ask. Why should I not talk to wufongtan? He (or she?) seems like a pretty active member. Speaking of active members, I don't think the corpses in the closet could take a couple of years worth of action ... and what's that crack about American girls being easy? I've had to fight pretty hard for my share of them! (most of which are, ahem, now in my closet.)
wuf, is a retard he is always a meanie and hes like...a nazi and some shite like that
i didnt mean american grls were easy
i meant SFF is
and that hes around american girls from this forum, nothin else
im not racist
friday13thfan
06-18-2004, 07:10 AM
Originally posted by Stingy Jack
You're on the left? Then that would be ME kicking YOUR ass!
your mouse is on the right side. if im corroect then then the left guy is on the side opposite of your mouse
nine9
06-18-2004, 07:18 AM
Originally posted by evil_blonde
wuf, is a retard he is always a meanie and hes like...a nazi and some shite like that
i didnt mean american grls were easy
i meant SFF is
and that hes around american girls from this forum, nothin else
im not racist
I'm with her on this topic ^!;) :D
movieman64
06-18-2004, 08:32 AM
Hi
Stingy Jack
06-18-2004, 02:47 PM
Originally posted by friday13thfan
your mouse is on the right side. if im corroect then then the left guy is on the side opposite of your mouse
Hmmm ... this is a toughie. I usually determine the reversed left and right by going: "Okay, I read this current issue of FAT BITCHES magazine from right to left ... so, if I see an image on TV -- or the computer for that matter -- I judge right from left according to how I read." But who cares! I'll take my resident ass-beating.
zwoti
06-18-2004, 02:49 PM
it's nothing personal
Stingy Jack
06-18-2004, 05:15 PM
Hey hey hey! This is my "Greetings" thread! And even though I like a nice pair of bouncin' boobs as much as the next guy, I personally can't find a shred of humor in beating a wife. I mean, where can you possibly squeeze something funny out of that topic?
bloodrayne
06-21-2004, 10:15 PM
Welcome
thEsounDofdirT
06-21-2004, 10:19 PM
lol... rayne.. you jsut replied to soooo many threads with just "welcome"
bloodrayne
06-21-2004, 11:25 PM
There is a method to my madness, Dirt...Trust me;) :)
zwoti
06-21-2004, 11:26 PM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
There is a method to my madness, Dirt...Trust me;) :)
the general is back and ready for action
juda666
06-22-2004, 01:41 AM
HELLO, ANYONE!!!!!!!!
Originally posted by bloodrayne
There is a method to my madness, Dirt...Trust me;) :)
The ole bury the thread trick.
nine9
06-22-2004, 09:38 AM
Originally posted by newb
The ole bury the thread trick.
How do you breed wombats? I keep reading about it but have no idea what you are talking about. :confused:
You jump up and down in front of the computer and say iccky,iccky,iccky bacomb,zoom. And there ya go.
nine9
06-22-2004, 10:00 AM
hmmmmmmmm.........:D ;)
zwoti
06-22-2004, 10:03 AM
hurdy gurdy mushroom man
thEsounDofdirT
06-22-2004, 02:42 PM
since newb had to blurt it out
My bad.....here...let me edit it.
Now nine9 has to edit hers.
nine9
06-22-2004, 06:37 PM
Originally posted by newb
My bad.....here...let me edit it.
Now nine9 has to edit hers.
Okay! :D
nine9
06-22-2004, 06:41 PM
Look way back now newb! LOL!;)
YOU DA MAN :D umm errr ...YOU DA GIRL
nine9
06-22-2004, 07:23 PM
Originally posted by newb
YOU DA MAN :D umm errr ...YOU DA GIRL
Thank you there newb!.......Hope I helped to preserve the precious secret! LOL
thEsounDofdirT
06-22-2004, 07:24 PM
GOOD JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Miss Britt
06-23-2004, 02:31 AM
I've heard of wombats but ,,, What are they???
Wombats are large, lumbering marsupials which live only in Australia.
Ask Cheeba
nine9
06-23-2004, 06:18 AM
Originally posted by Miss Britt
I've heard of wombats but ,,, What are they???
There is no hope, this thread will never die!!!!!!!!!!!LMAO!!!!! :eek:
Stingy Jack
06-23-2004, 06:25 AM
Yes!!! I want to shoot for the longest running "Hello from a noob" thread at horror.com. So ... talk some more about wombats. Are they yummy?
ShankS
06-23-2004, 06:26 AM
Originally posted by Miss Britt
I've heard of wombats but ,,, What are they???
wombat.
nine9
06-23-2004, 06:37 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
wombat.
awwwwwww...........cute!
Don't ask what made me think of them though! LOL!
This is the thread that never ends.......and it goes on and on my friend........[music plays on and on..........]:eek:
ShankS
06-23-2004, 06:47 AM
^^^^ nice wombat
scary wombat....>>>>
:D
nine9
06-23-2004, 06:58 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
^^^^ nice wombat
scary wombat....>>>>
:D
awwwwww.....again......... that is going to be MY baby wombat! Perfect for a horror gal! :D
zwoti
06-24-2004, 01:10 PM
Originally posted by ShankS
^^^^ nice wombat
scary wombat....>>>>
:D
devil eyes
maximus
06-28-2004, 04:56 PM
Long may the wombat reign!!
thEsounDofdirT
06-28-2004, 05:35 PM
oh screw the wombat :)...
in a good way ;)
massacre man
07-23-2004, 02:53 PM
Originally posted by Stingy Jack
It seems as if I've been browsing this site since I built my computer (out of raided corpse parts zapped with electricity), and I asked that demon in the mirror why it took me so long to register. He just stared back as usual, with those bleeding eyes of his.
Anyway, glad to be a part of this community! I look forward to chatting with all of you about everything horror . . . since it takes a head thrown through a window to get a scream out of anyone in my neighborhood. Finally! A chance to celebrate the horror genre with real fans, and maybe vent my frustrations about the infestation of lousy horror crap hitting the video shelves.
I think I'll start a new thread about that lousy film I saw last night in the general discussion forum.
Until next time,
Jack ^stingy jack's first post^