whats the best weapon to use when beheading some1

[fattybluetit]

a guillotine

[Master Eric]

the traditional axe

[fattybluetit]

but you have to be strong and carefull with them a nicepiece of barbed wire twisted round attached to two cars and they drive different ways

[Gothic-chick]

a phillips head screw driver

[wufongtan]

A headchopperofferer a K-mart $12.99

[bloodrayne]

The soldiers were taught to use their shovels in 'Nam...If they were in the trenches, caught by surprise...Turned the shovel spade upside down, aimed just below the Adam's apple, shoved real hard...They kept their spades sharp, as they were often in use...combat trenches, latrines, etcetera

[Vodstok]

piano wire strung between 2 small sticks. Loop pver head, pull tight sharply. Head plops on floor.

[Freddy Krueger.]

Originally posted by fattybluetit
but you have to be strong and carefull with them a nicepiece of barbed wire twisted round attached to two cars and they drive different ways I could use my bare strengh to do that, no need for cars.

1. Machete
2. Axe
3. Chainsaw

[bloodrayne]

Skil sawblade, frisbee style...ala "Idle Hands"

[friday13thfan]

machette by far

[Je Suis Phnomne]

big ass hunting knife

9 out of 10 Iraqi's can't be wrong.

[ShankS]

a Claymore would be pretty usefull.

plenty of weight behind it. I'd do it ala swing round the top of my head whilst screaming then chop the guys head off quick time :D

[nv.]

samurai sword....:D

[fattybluetit]

no samurai sword. cheesewire numchucks or something like that

[Je Suis Phnomne]

A jack hammer,






Or just stab the head off with an icecicle. hard to find evidence when it melts away.....

[fattybluetit]

interesting

(watch out granny)

[nv.]

ok.....what if you put someone's head in a bear trap....would that do it? That would be pretty messy. But the messier the better.

[Je Suis Phnomne]

Originally posted by nv.
ok.....what if you put someone's head in a bear trap....would that do it? That would be pretty messy. But the messier the better.

bear trap might work depending on make and model as well as tension adjustments, but typically the traps like that are used to catch and keep the critter there, rather than remove their parts.

Nothing worse than a 3 legged bear with an attitude waiting out in the woods for you to come and check your traps

[nv.]

Originally posted by Je Suis Phnomne
bear trap might work depending on make and model as well as tension adjustments, but typically the traps like that are used to catch and keep the critter there, rather than remove their parts.

Nothing worse than a 3 legged bear with an attitude waiting out in the woods for you to come and check your traps


:D 3 legged bear...he'd be one pissed off mofo

[Stingy Jack]

It depends what you're going for. If you want the victim to suffer, then you have to use a blunt weapon ... like a butterknife or a stick of salami.

If you want quick and efficient, I would have to say a lightsaber. Not only does it cut through the flesh like butter, but it cauterizes as it goes! Very little blood.

If you like blood, and want ragged skin, dangling throat, and dripping neck muscles ... I would recommend hanging the victim, then applying heavier and heavier wieghts to his or her legs until the head rips off.

[nv.]

:D 3 legged bear is still making me laugh...Thanks Phenomne..you made my day!!

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by Stingy Jack
It depends what you're going for. If you want the victim to suffer, then you have to use a blunt weapon ... like a butterknife or a stick of salami.

If you want quick and efficient, I would have to say a lightsaber. Not only does it cut through the flesh like butter, but it cauterizes as it goes! Very little blood.

If you like blood, and want ragged skin, dangling throat, and dripping neck muscles ... I would recommend hanging the victim, then applying heavier and heavier wieghts to his or her legs until the head rips off.

10 Posts, and you have made some incredible contributions here already. Welcome to the forum, Stingy. I like the way you think :D


how about putting their head in a hole (like in rock or a wall), then snapping the body so the head pops off like a bottle cap?

[bwind22]

String piano wire across the street between two trees at about neck level. Make sure the wire's tight and the road is on the way to Sturgis. Then grab your video camera, pull up a lawn chair, and wait for the next guy on a motorcycle to drive by.

Simple, effective, messy, and inexpensive! What more could you possibly ask for?

[newb]

Bazooka.

[kpropain]

Good ole trusty meat cleaver.

[ShankS]

how about shoving someone head first into a man trap.

[movieman64]

The Fabulous Ginsu Knife