whats the worst thing you could do to someone with a potato

[fattybluetit]

wede it in there bits

[Master Eric]

stuff it up their ass

[Freddy Krueger.]

Hmm, there is more then just one way.

1. Shove it up their ass.
2. Shove it down their throat.
3. Replace their heart with a baked potatoe.

[fattybluetit]

well wat if you cut it up and then wedge it into there eyes as slowly and as far as you could

[Master Eric]

you replace their brain with a baked potato

[fattybluetit]

and set a labrador on them with 2 teeth

[Master Eric]

or potato bugs

[Vodstok]

Fire a potato gun at them. Point blank. In the face or genitals.

[fattybluetit]

whats a taty bug

[Master Eric]

no idea but ive heard of them somewhere...

a potato gun?

[fattybluetit]

turn it into mr. potato head (like frankenstein) and give him weapons

p.s i dont know what a taty gun is either

[Master Eric]

how do you do that?

[fattybluetit]

ask dr. frankenstein (or mrs. potato head) and hav a tablecloth ready

[Master Eric]

why?

[fattybluetit]

why wat

[Master Eric]

why should you have a tablecloth

[fattybluetit]

u never know what he might be like nudge nudge wink wink baa baa

[Master Eric]

baa baa?

[fattybluetit]

you know what i mean like not unbent

[Master Eric]

Originally posted by fattybluetit
you know what i mean like not unbent

huh?

[Vodstok]

potato gun is a length of pvc pipe (about 3-4'), with the outside tapered on one end, and a chamber on the back end, with a cap and a gas-grill lighter. You jam a potato into the open end and ram it down (the taper around the end cuts off any excess potato so it makes an airtight seal). Then you remove the cap, fill the chamber with some really cheap hairspray (like aquanet), screw the cap on real quick, point it away from anything that may cause a lawsuit, then push in the lighter button.

It makes a loud "WHAP!" sound, and send the tater flying hundreds of feet.

here is what one looks like:

[Freddy Krueger.]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Fire a potato gun at them. Point blank. In the face or genitals. How do you make a Potato Gun? Like, what all do you need and stuff. I know what it is from Tremors 3.

[Vodstok]

http://www.mshamash.com/spud/spudgun1.html

http://www.tommasi.org/spud/steps.html

http://www.howtomakestuff.com/cgi-bin/jump2.cgi?ID=547

these may help :)

[Freddy Krueger.]

Thanks. Theres something else, I can't remember what its called but I make them all the time to blow up old cars in the junk yard. To get a easy-to-break glass bottle, fill it with gass, soak a sock in gas and plug it in the top of the bottle, light up the tip of the sock sticking out, throuh the bottle and it should bust when it hite something if you through it hard enough and then "bam!" Blow up.

[Freddy Krueger.]

Well, I'm going to go make one of those guns now. Theres a certain friend who's been pissing me off. He can kiss his windows good-bye.

[friday13thfan]

Originally posted by Freddy Krueger.
Hmm, there is more then just one way.

1. Shove it up their ass.
2. Shove it down their throat.
3. Replace their heart with a baked potatoe.

did you get the heart thing from south park the movie?

i would shove it through their eye

[Je Suis Phnomne]

I say cook it, mash it, and mix in some finally ground glass from a few busted lightbulbs.

A few meals of that will eventually take its toll.....


*love slow torture*

[movieman64]

Make them eat all the Green chips out of the bag.

The ass thing that would be bad too.

[Stingy Jack]

I would put toothpick arms and legs on a potato, then draw a little face on it and place it on my victim's pillow with a sign that says: "This is you!"

Someone did that to me before, and I ran away screaming "AIIIIEEEEEEE!!!"

[ShankS]

you could always ferment the potatoes, and make some real strong vodka, then tie them down and pour it in the eyes.

[Vodstok]

Ooh, vodka and phenobarbatol, so you can hitch a ride on a comet's tail.


20 points to whoever guesses who i am talking about. :)

[Je Suis Phnomne]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Ooh, vodka and phenobarbatol, so you can hitch a ride on a comet's tail.


20 points to whoever guesses who i am talking about. :)

ride on the comet's tail reminds me of pagans

but the vodka and phenobarbatol reminds me of the Halley Bop crew drinkin kool-aid

[Stingy Jack]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Ooh, vodka and phenobarbatol, so you can hitch a ride on a comet's tail.


20 points to whoever guesses who i am talking about. :)

Isn't that a reference to that party of lunatics who castrated themselves then comitted suicide to ride the comet's tail?

[Vodstok]

You are getting there... Just need the name.i know the name:)