It's questions like these that keep me up at night......

[jay o2 waster]

There are severl un answerable questions in are world today, such as: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
These kinds of questions keep me up at night, that and I have ADHD, and my meddication wares off around 9 o'clock.

Ones that bug me...

Why do they call it taking a crap when you are really leaving it?

and

Why do they call those little tiny candy bars "fun" size, they are boaring? Fun size would be a 10 foot snickers bar, not a little tiny pissant piece of shit.


So what are ur strange questions?

[bloodrayne]

How can someone be considered "UNcouth" when there is no such thing as being "couth"?...I'll think of some more...I KNOW I have some, I just need to wake up my brain a bit...This may take a while...lol:D

[wufongtan]

what came first the chicken or the egg, well its the egg.Why? wel lyou see birds are decended from dinosaurs.and as the dinosaurswere evolving into birds.they slowly turned into chickens . wel lsome did. heres a demo of how this happened
dinosuar
egg
still a dinosuar
egg
a few millions years later
still a dinonsaur
egg
a few million yrs later
still a dinosaur but a lil diff from parents
egg
a few more million years later
egg still a dinosuar but has feathers and is smaller
egg
a few million yrs later
still a dinosaur but can fly and we wouldnt call em dinos cause they look more like todays birds
egg
a few million years later
now look like todays birds and one sort a looks like a chicken
egg
a million yrs or so later

egg
a chicken.

[bloodrayne]

OH...Got one...Why do they post nutrition information at places like McDonald's...There is NO nutrition in fast food, and I don't think that anyone who might be concerned about the calories, fat grams, or sodium would be eating at MCDONALD'S, anyway:rolleyes:

[wufongtan]

ADHD sucks. and theres nothing you can do about it. cept bitch or grow to love it and enjoy the craziness.

[jay o2 waster]

Which came first, the chicken or..............................

























................Sam the Egg

[ShankS]

here's one,

at what rate in speed and at what length will the universe continue to expand?? Will it slow down, speed up, will it implode on itself, reducing our solar system to nowt.

[Freddy Krueger.]

Originally posted by jay o2 waster
There are severl un answerable questions in are world today, such as: Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The egg did indeed come before the chicken. A dinosauric creature laid an egg. During the grouth inside the egg, the creature was going through the state of evolution. Now, the question of what came frist, the creature or the egg? The creature in this case. Because God made the creatures as creatures and not eggs.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by jay o2 waster
Which came first, the chicken or..............................
................Sam the Egg
Actually, Ravenbomb came before Sam The Egg...Hmmm...Thinking of another perplexing question....ummm.......

Why doesn't the mail run on Sunday?...Okay, that isn't really perplexing, it just pisses me off...Hold on, I'll TRY to think of a real one.......

Okay...Why do store signs say "no shoes, no shirt, no service"....Don't they care if you wear pants or not?...Hold on, that one was lame...Let me try again.............

Why does dial-up internet service SUCK so much ASS?!...Sorry, Just got knocked offline, AGAIN!......Still thinking.......

Why does "bride" rhyme with "pride", while "groom" rhymes with "doom"?.......Okay, they aren't getting any better...I give up..I'll wait until I get some sleep:D

[wufongtan]

Originally posted by ShankS
here's one,

at what rate in speed and at what length will the universe continue to expand?? Will it slow down, speed up, will it implode on itself, reducing our solar system to nowt.
1 very fast
2. some very snart people say yes. and some very smart people say no . some ask the question will the universe continue to expandafter all the stars have died?well the force of gravity governs the fate of the universe. so the question becomes is there enough matter and energy in the universe to slow and stop the expansion and since really only 10% of thenormal matter in the universe is needed to halt the expanson
3.it wont implode, but some say that it wil lstart to shrink again . (who knows what then maybe it will start all over again. so really jus thow many times have i wrote this post?)
4. yes as the sun dies it wil lexpand swallowing the earth or maybe even mars. then it will become a red giant and after a billion years or so it eject a short lived plantary nebula surrounding the cooling core the it will just become a white dwarf for a few billion yearswith little or no nuclear fusion to slow or stop the cooling. thus slowly fading from view.

[bloodrayne]

Hey, Wufongtan...Your post just made me think of a famous quote...It's better to burn out, than just fade away"...So, does this have to go in the music forum now?...Just kidding:D :p

[Vodstok]

Oooh. i Like this subject.

Most Physicists are of themind these days that the universe is Accellerating as it expands. Rather than losing momentum, it is, in fact, gaining it. This means it would never implode, just continue moving out and out. This appears to contradict much of what Einstein believed. It also couples with the "unaccounted for" matter in the universe (some ridiculous amount like 50% of the universe's matter cant be accounted for), hence the theory of "dark matter". And so the X-Files had a weekly plot, and even had an episode with Tony Shalub.

You are correct in saying that the sun would envelope the earth, but from what i have seen, many scientists are on the fence about whether or not mars would be touched. Even if it wasnt, it would be close enough to it to be in the same state mercury is in right now.

Oh, and I have the answer to the chicken/egg controversy. It all depends on your belief:

Science:
Evolution says the egg. The bird that wasnt quite a chicken, just before the first true chicken was born, layed the first true chicken egg.

Creationism. God Made chicken, chicken laid the egg, chicken came first. Women like apples. Men will do anything for a naked woman (this holds true in a scientific belief system as well)

[friday13thfan]

how do my feet smell if they don't have a nose?

[wufongtan]

I know this isnt a Q. just a weird fact. on average a elephant lives for 80 years and a feild mouse for a bout 5/6 months ( i think ) but yet their heart will beat just about the same amount of times before dying

[fattybluetit]

the elephants probbably eat them

[Freddy Krueger.]

Originally posted by ShankS
here's one,

at what rate in speed and at what length will the universe continue to expand?? Will it slow down, speed up, will it implode on itself, reducing our solar system to nowt.
E=MC2.

Originally posted by friday13thfan
how do my feet smell if they don't have a nose? "Smell" has two different meanings:
1. To use the sense of smell; perceive the scent of something.

2. To have or emit an odor:

In the statement "your feet smell" is the use of the second meaning, dear Edward (guessing you got that form Ed, Edd, And Eddy).

Originally posted by Vodstok

Science:
Evolution says the egg. The bird that wasnt quite a chicken, just before the first true chicken was born, layed the first true chicken egg.

Creationism. God Made chicken, chicken laid the egg, chicken came first. Women like apples. Men will do anything for a naked woman (this holds true in a scientific belief system as well) God did not make the chicken. God made the prehistoric animals and evolution. A creature simplely evolved during recapitulation.

[Freddy Krueger.]

Originally posted by wufongtan
I know this isnt a Q. just a weird fact. on average a elephant lives for 80 years and a feild mouse for a bout 5/6 months ( i think ) but yet their heart will beat just about the same amount of times before dying A feild mouse is much smaller and puny then a elephant. A elephant has few predators because of their tremendous size and weight so it isn't surprising that an elephant lives so much longer.

[Vodstok]

e=mc2 is a calculation to show that as speed increases, so does relative mass. This is how they came to the conclusion that light speed is impossible for true matter to reach, since as an object hit light speed, it's mass would become infinte, and therefore stop moving. It has very little to do with the expansion of the universe, except that the universe is apparently breaking this rule by speeding up as it ages, rather than slowing down.

Also, as far as the mouse and the elephant go...

Biologists believe that pretty much every animal has the same number of hearbeats in it's lifetime. But smaller animals have MUCH fater heartbeats, there fore live shorter lives. Elephants have extremely slow heartbeats (comparatively speaking), so they live much longer.

Humans appear to fit this equation as well, but thanks to medical technology, we are able to take a huge piss on natures plans.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by fattybluetit
the elephants probbably eat them Actually...Elephants are afraid of mice, because they are small enough to fit up their trunks and suffocate them...Another useless fact :rolleyes:

[wufongtan]

ya that. but also if they both lived to their full life expectency. their hearts would beat the same amount of times.

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Actually...Elephants are afraid of mice, because they are small enough to fit up their trunks and suffocate them...Another useless fact :rolleyes:


Old wive's tale. Not saying that you are an old wife, though, rayne.;)

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Old wive's tale. Not saying that you are an old wife, though, rayne.;) Those "old wives" sometimes know a thing or two....As for ME...Well...I DID tell the tale...lol...Suppose it depends on what you consider "old"...But, I'm not a wife anymore:D

[Freddy Krueger.]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Those "old wives" sometimes know a thing or two....As for ME...Well...I DID tell the tale...lol...Suppose it depends on what you consider "old"...But, I'm not a wife anymore:D No longer married? Device? Seperated? Widow? So you're available? Hmm...

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Freddy Krueger.
No longer married? Device? Seperated? Widow? So you're available? Hmm... LOL @ Freddy...Divorced for a reason, Sweetheart...Don't wanna play that game anymore :rolleyes: :)

[Freddy Krueger.]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
LOL @ Freddy...Divorced for a reason, Sweetheart...Don't wanna play that game anymore :rolleyes: :) You'll be playing, but it wont be no game.

[Je Suis Phnomne]

Why do we drive on a parkway but park on a driveway?

What the difference between 6 of one and half dozen of the other?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

How many damn licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

Why dont we have any round states?

Why it is in comics that the person on the left always talks first?

Where does the dentist go when he leaves the room?

How does someone really know what a desserted area looks like?

[fattybluetit]

ive got one what does dozen or half dozen mean and why do people say it aaaaaaaaaaa?

[Vodstok]

Do you mean

"Six of one, half a dozen of the other"?



Its the same as saying "Same Old, Same old"

it basically means something is a moot point. both sides are equal, so there is no reason to worry about it.

[Je Suis Phnomne]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Do you mean

"Six of one, half a dozen of the other"?



Its the same as saying "Same Old, Same old"

it basically means something is a moot point. both sides are equal, so there is no reason to worry about it.

Ok I can accept that answer but I still want to know where in the hell the danm dentist goes when he leaves the room for a moment.

[fattybluetit]

that didnt help in fact now youve made it worse by half explaining it sadistic swine

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by fattybluetit
that didnt help in fact now youve made it worse by half explaining it sadistic swine

i cant be held responsible if my explanation confused you further. I dispense information with no garuntee of it's authenticity or accuracy :). Or it's abuility to clear confusion.

Plus, Je Suis seemed to get it.

About the dentist, i think they go to make Gagging faces with the other dentists, and to laugh at you.