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MichaelMyers
04-28-2016, 01:53 PM
Today a top Republican, former House Speaker John Boehner, tells an audience Republican presidential hopeful Sen. Ted Cruz is "lucifer in the flesh."


Boehner reappeared on Wednesday during a conversation at Stanford University, during which he indicated a degree of displeasure with Sen. Ted Cruz of Texas.

Cruz, Boehner said, is "Lucifer in the flesh. I have Democrat friends and Republican friends. I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a bitch in my life."

This was taken by most in jest, but some believe, myself included, that Boehner was speaking seriously. One need only watch the documentary Omen III to see this possibility is not remote.

The esteemed Washington Post has interviewed an exorcist regarding how the nation should handle this national emergency.

Larson has been doing this for 40 years, and when we spoke he had just arrived back in the United States from Ukraine, where he had been conducting an annual training session on exorcism. He hadn't heard about the Boehner comments; when he did, he laughed. But, gamely, he explained how he would go about cleansing the junior senator from Texas of any demonic possession.

"I would treat him no differently than I would treat anyone else," Larson said. (He intimated that he'd dealt with political leaders — including some I'd be familiar with — but he declined to name names.)

"You say to the spirit, 'I command by the power of Christ and the Gospel for this evil spirit that is inside this man or woman to come forward now and to face the judgment of God.' Some days you sit there for a little bit and nothing happens. Oftentimes, you'll see their face start twitching or their body start twitching. You may touch them with holy oil or the cross and they recoil and they try to hide. Sometimes they become violent. Now you know there's something there. And then it's just a matter of getting them to speak."



https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2016/04/28/an-exorcist-told-us-how-to-rid-ted-cruz-of-lucifer-just-in-case-john-boeher-is-right/

I found this article illuminating, plan to test out the effectiveness of this chant on those I suspect in my personal life to be possessed, and hope the HDC community will do the same.

horcrux2007
04-28-2016, 03:10 PM
Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer.

TheBossInTheWall
04-28-2016, 03:15 PM
Lucifer is fiction. Granted a really great fictional character.

I can not see what the big deal with him is. Just another asshole yeah?

Repo'd
04-28-2016, 03:19 PM
I say Cruz is not Satan in the flesh. Satan would be more attractive.

Will definitely be trying out that demon revealing chant, starting with one of my cats.

MichaelMyers
04-28-2016, 03:54 PM
I say Cruz is not Satan in the flesh. Satan would be more attractive.

Will definitely be trying out that demon revealing chant, starting with one of my cats.

My new sig...just in case any of you have been captured by Lucifer's spell.

Chevalier
04-29-2016, 07:29 PM
Metaphorically, I would say yes. Literally I would say no.

SerialKiller
04-29-2016, 08:35 PM
I found this article illuminating, plan to test out the effectiveness of this chant on those I suspect in my personal life to be possessed, and hope the HDC community will do the same.


Curious how this went.

Sculpt
04-29-2016, 09:10 PM
Speaking of Cruz and his "possession", this was the last nail in the coffin for my opinion of Ted Cruz:

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What I see is Cruz is bought and paid for, and don't mean by the blood of christ.

MichaelMyers
04-30-2016, 11:38 AM
Curious how this went.

I bet you are!!

I command by the power of Christ and the Gospel for this evil spirit that is inside this woman to come forward now and to face the judgment of God!

SerialKiller
04-30-2016, 05:36 PM
I bet you are!!

I command by the power of Christ and the Gospel for this evil spirit that is inside this woman to come forward now and to face the judgment of God!


Sheesh you really upset Eden. And all this time I thought she was just my alter ego dwelling within.