Extremely disturbing man with knife, caught on video

[somethinginthehall]

Don't watch if you're alone (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvnRoWvVzdI)

[Sculpt]

2:25 min low quality simple staged video, pretending to real, not worth your time. Hustling for hits.

i think we need the "10 posts before you can start your own thread" setting.

[hammerfan]

2:25 min low quality simple staged video, pretending to real, not worth your time. Hustling for hits.

i think we need the "10 posts before you can start your own thread" setting.

If I knew how to do that, I would

[Angra]

I like that rule.

[Jake.Ashworth]

Wow... The acting was so terrible. Who is intrigued by a free shovel? I think I found something Lucifer Rising is better than.

[Dead Bad Things]

HARSH!!! Y'all are snarkin' bigtime!

This vid slays me! Do y'all get outback much?

Dude says somethin' like "whoops my sandal.." er somethin'...and Sculpt... you be like...who would be excited 'bout findin' a shovel....
I'm like Groundscore! on the shovel!
It's one of the best tools ta bring drivin' around out in the woods, good fer lowerin' berms and stumps in the "road."

Wearin' sandals while in the woods?!!??!! That just cracks me up!!!

Funny how it looked kinda similar to the area I was cuttin' wood in last summer..'cept near the end I see some kinda paratropical lookin plant stickin' out from under that serviceberry bush.

[Sculpt]

HARSH!!! Y'all are snarkin' bigtime!

This vid slays me! Do y'all get outback much?

Dude says somethin' like "whoops my sandal.." er somethin'...and Sculpt... you be like...who would be excited 'bout findin' a shovel....
I'm like Groundscore! on the shovel!
It's one of the best tools ta bring drivin' around out in the woods, good fer lowerin' berms and stumps in the "road."

Wearin' sandals while in the woods?!!??!! That just cracks me up!!!

Funny how it looked kinda similar to the area I was cuttin' wood in last summer..'cept near the end I see some kinda paratropical lookin plant stickin' out from under that serviceberry bush.

Dats Jake.Ashworth be all like, 'who be instressdead in a shoval'. I'd love me some shoval. But da vid seems pretty off the cuff, and da execution is a bit too slow. And oh boy be wearing sandals in da snow.

[Dead Bad Things]

I knew I'd be swattin' at a hornet nest.....My Bad! Good ta see you smart enough ta recognize the value of a shovel...you were sayin' 10 posts first.....before ya post pix of baby carrots? Tryin' out a new dialect huh?....

[Dead Bad Things]

Wait wait I got it....How's that line go?...Captain Spaulding... "Saddle up the mule boy! Slide me some grits! Ize gotsta get me some edjukashun...You asshole! Hee heee heeeee! Got Ya!"

[The Bloofer Lady]

I hate to put this in words(as in...if you say it, it will come true) but I'm afraid someday someone is going to post an actual murder and we would all just think its someone's attempt at an indie or something..

[Repo'd]

I hate to put this in words(as in...if you say it, it will come true) but I'm afraid someday someone is going to post an actual murder and we would all just think its someone's attempt at an indie or something..

Oh jeez, that would be horrible. I hope that does NOT happen.

[hammerfan]

I hate to put this in words(as in...if you say it, it will come true) but I'm afraid someday someone is going to post an actual murder and we would all just think its someone's attempt at an indie or something..

I've had the same thought!

[Angra]

Hey guys, if we wouldn't know it we wouldn't know it. So.... no biggie. ::wink::

[Sculpt]

If I knew how to do that, I would

I know how. I've created, hosted, administrated and moderated forums for over 15 years. V should have made me a mod.

I just hope nobody posts the actual murder of baby carrots.

[Angra]

I know how. I've created, hosted, administrated and moderated forums for over 15 years. V should have made me a mod.

I just hope nobody posts the actual murder of baby carrots.

Baby carrots?

[Sculpt]

Baby carrots?

It's a 'What was the last thing you Ate' thread joke. Apparently Jake.Ashworth murders baby carrots with his unsheathed teeth. Monsters are real.

[Jake.Ashworth]

It's a 'What was the last thing you Ate' thread joke. Apparently Jake.Ashworth murders baby carrots with his unsheathed teeth. Monsters are real.

I love to listen to their little bodies crunch under the weight of my mashing, grinding, teeth. The juices and pulp that their bodies become in my mouth is incredible.

[Sculpt]

I love to listen to their little bodies crunch under the weight of my mashing, grinding, teeth. The juices and pulp that their bodies become in my mouth is incredible.

Oh, the horrors you will face from Yaman Yam in the crispy vegetable hell, I tell you!

[Roiffalo]

I love to listen to their little bodies crunch under the weight of my mashing, grinding, teeth. The juices and pulp that their bodies become in my mouth is incredible.

That's hot. ::love::

[Jake.Ashworth]

That's hot. ::love::

Glad I could get ya going. Lol. I'll tell You the same thing I tell my wife "I know I'm amazing, but for reals, calm down."

...Or maybe it's more "Hey! I'm not that weird."

[Roiffalo]

Glad I could get ya going. Lol. I'll tell You the same thing I tell my wife "I know I'm amazing, but for reals, calm down."

...Or maybe it's more "Hey! I'm not that weird."

It won't be that easy, friend. You've started something you cannot escape. I have the biggest craving for some Jake Ashworth written werewolf stories and it won't go away. ::smile::

[Jake.Ashworth]

It won't be that easy, friend. You've started something you cannot escape. I have the biggest craving for some Jake Ashworth written werewolf stories and it won't go away. ::smile::

Hmmm, I have never even considered writing werewolf stories. I think my biggest fear would be not describing a transformation in a unique and terrifying way. Ill think on that.

[Jake.Ashworth]

I know how. I've created, hosted, administrated and moderated forums for over 15 years. V should have made me a mod.

I just hope nobody posts the actual murder of baby carrots.

This lady knows...

[Roiffalo]

Hmmm, I have never even considered writing werewolf stories. I think my biggest fear would be not describing a transformation in a unique and terrifying way. Ill think on that.

If you want to give it a try, I'll more than gladly be your test audience. ::smile::

[Jake.Ashworth]

If you want to give it a try, I'll more than gladly be your test audience. ::smile::

I have been toying with how to get back to writing. I need to set aside a couple hours here and there to sit and write. Once I figure it out, I may give it a shot. Maybe I will try just writing the shift and sending that to you. See if I can pull it off.

[Marley's Ghost]

Tis not a novel
Or story per say
But a werewolf haiku
To perhaps make your day

Written many moons ago
When I typed with much younger hands
You can find it in the Haiku thread
In the General Forum lands

Or I can just copy & paste
To save you of the trouble
So I shant waste any time
And post it on the double




The Darkness is here
I feel myself change within
taste for blood wanting

In control no more
Ripping flesh with my new teeth
limbs scattered about

Screams shatter the night
the full moon lights the carnage
I feel so alive

Wake without a clue
What happened to my garments
I'm covered in blood

Will I sleep tonight
Will nightmares overtake me
I'm losing my mind

[hammerfan]

Tis not a novel
Or story per say
But a werewolf haiku
To perhaps make your day

Written many moons ago
When I typed with much younger hands
You can find it in the Haiku thread
In the General Forum lands

Or I can just copy & paste
To save you of the trouble
So I shant waste any time
And post it on the double




The Darkness is here
I feel myself change within
taste for blood wanting

In control no more
Ripping flesh with my new teeth
limbs scattered about

Screams shatter the night
the full moon lights the carnage
I feel so alive

Wake without a clue
What happened to my garments
I'm covered in blood

Will I sleep tonight
Will nightmares overtake me
I'm losing my mind

Welcome back, Marley! You've been missed!

[Repo'd]

Very well done, MG!

[Lord Voldemort]

I would still take this over The Blair Witch.::roll eyes::