Worst thing you can pass out to trick-or-treaters?

[MichaelMyers]

Worst thing you can pass out to trick-or-treaters?

[Morningriser]

Well any of those besides licorice will get you anywhere from having your house egged to getting arrested but if I were a kid trick r treating I would be most annoyed by any kind of Jesus paraphernalia.

[horcrux2007]

human fingers. I learned my lesson.

[Morningriser]

Actually I think the worst thing that could be handed out is that shity taffy that is either in a black or orange wrapper. Anyone who hands that out should get their house invaded lol

[Angra]

UP_Crvfn-Kc

[TheBossInTheWall]

One year my neighbor was giving out her business card with a pen.

[Morningriser]

UP_Crvfn-Kc

that's hot

One year my neighbor was giving out her business card with a pen.

death to the non believers!

[Despare]

Pennies... those old folks and their f'n pennies...

[Angra]

that's hot


!

Now you want one, don't cha? ::wink::

[cheebacheeba]

Find out how to make those "bath bomb" things that fizz and bubble up your bath - infuse them with really nice essential oils and scents.
Give the kids some candy, and give one of those to each child for their parents.
Now as you've made them from scratch, it'll be a nice effort and you'd learn something new along the way.
When the parent/s use them, they'll be thinking "wow, this person is thoughtful, this is really nice." just enjoying their bath, and thinking there's some people who think about doing things for others and not just kids...they'll be thinking about what they could do to share the love, maybe next year they'll make some nice baked goods.
Then, the dog shit you hid in the centre of the bath bomb would float up, messing up their bath and likely getting on their skin.

You think that's ok?

[Roiffalo]

I heard of some bitch a Halloween or so ago who wouldn't give candy to kids who were over weight. I can't remember if she gave them healthy shit and eating right pamphlets or what instead, but I wouldn't have been surprised. She's just lucky I wasn't one of them. She would've gotten sat on until she forked over the chocolate.

[Repo'd]

Find out how to make those "bath bomb" things that fizz and bubble up your bath - infuse them with really nice essential oils and scents.
Give the kids some candy, and give one of those to each child for their parents.
Now as you've made them from scratch, it'll be a nice effort and you'd learn something new along the way.
When the parent/s use them, they'll be thinking "wow, this person is thoughtful, this is really nice." just enjoying their bath, and thinking there's some people who think about doing things for others and not just kids...they'll be thinking about what they could do to share the love, maybe next year they'll make some nice baked goods.
Then, the dog shit you hid in the centre of the bath bomb would float up, messing up their bath and likely getting on their skin.

You think that's ok?

::big grin::No, no I do NOT think that's ok, and that's what I like about it.


The worst thing you can hand out? The amount of options boggles the mind.
Pennies do suck but I've also heard of people giving out one dollar bills too, which to a small fry is still a nice bit of money. I'd be happy with the paper money if I was a kid.

The worst thing for me was always simple. It was the candy I got and didn't like! Candy corn, taffy, Nekko wafers, gummy ANYTHING...yuck.

[hammerfan]

gift certificates for McDonald's

[Morningriser]

Now you want one, don't cha? ::wink::

I like taffy just not those.

[MichaelMyers]

gift certificates for McDonald's

I think this would be pretty awesome!

[Martha]

I sometimes dress up as an old woman to pass out the treats.

If I look scary enough then the trick or treaters pass out! LOL!

No tricks for this old lady!

http://www.horror.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=267&pictureid=2427

[SerialKiller]

I heard of some bitch a Halloween or so ago who wouldn't give candy to kids who were over weight. I can't remember if she gave them healthy shit and eating right pamphlets or what instead, but I wouldn't have been surprised. She's just lucky I wasn't one of them. She would've gotten sat on until she forked over the chocolate.


I remember her. She should totally be sat on. Halloween is one night a year, let the kids have their candy. ::devil::

I wonder if she was ever egged over that.......

[SerialKiller]

Oh, Apples. No apples on Halloween!

[Sculpt]

Plastic spider rings

[horcrux2007]

Plastic spider rings

What the fuck is the deal with those like what kid is like "ya know what fuck the smarties and Hershey bar I want a spider ring"

[Repo'd]

Plastic spider rings

I think we have a winner.

What the fuck is the deal with those like what kid is like "ya know what fuck the smarties and Hershey bar I want a spider ring"

This made me spit out my blueberry lemonade!::big grin::

[Roiffalo]

I was going to throw candy at kids this year but pfffuck that i'm getting me a bag of spider rings.

[The Bloofer Lady]

I have to agree with Morningriser about the Halloween taffy or as I use to call them Halloween Kisses. Not only will they pull your fillings out, but any loose teeth as well. When my kids would dump their pillowcases out after trick or treating that was usually what ended up in the garbage. Those and any apples that set off the metal detector,lol.

[Morningriser]

I never cared much for Smarties. They shouldn't be given out now since for some reason kids crush them and snort them which they say creates brain lesions, aint nobody got time fo that!

[tfantasy]

Balloons

[ChronoGrl]

Without seeing the options, I was going to say Rat Poison.

But, guns. Guns would be pretty bad.

[MichaelMyers]

I have to agree with Morningriser about the Halloween taffy or as I use to call them Halloween Kisses. Not only will they pull your fillings out, but any loose teeth as well. When my kids would dump their pillowcases out after trick or treating that was usually what ended up in the garbage. Those and any apples that set off the metal detector,lol.

How could I forget. After reading your post I think these may be worse than guns.

http://underscoopfire.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/black-orange-taffy-halloween.jpg

[Sculpt]

Yes, i hated those things! They're peanut butter, & a weird "taffy" mixed in... a nasty consistency.

Mary Jane Peanut Butter Kisses Candy:

http://www.candywarehouse.com/assets/item/regular/mary-jane-peanut-butter-kisses-131395.jpg

But plastic spider rings are worse.

[Roiffalo]

I must've been the only kid to actually like (as Sculpt so delicately put it) "Mary Jane Peanut Butter Kisses Candy". ::big grin::

I agree with the smarties though. Never did like them. Like eating chalk tablets.

[Oro13]

Anybody remember going to a, unbeknownst to us, dentist's house and getting a little tube of toothpaste?

At least the gross taffy IS candy ( technically ). But toothpaste for Halloween... Why don't you just open your door and give me the finger!

[Repo'd]

Anybody remember going to a, unbeknownst to us, dentist's house and getting a little tube of toothpaste?

No! Never heard of this and I'm going to pretend you never mentioned it.

[Sculpt]

Anybody remember going to a, unbeknownst to us, dentist's house and getting a little tube of toothpaste?

At least the gross taffy IS candy ( technically ). But toothpaste for Halloween... Why don't you just open your door and give me the finger!
I think you're talking about the proctologist's house...

It was alright for Halloween. None of the kids had to worry about colon cancer that year.

[anglewitch]

You forgot firecrackers dude.
Man all of things sound like terrible things to hand out to kids on Halloween.

[tfantasy]

Anybody remember going to a, unbeknownst to us, dentist's house and getting a little tube of toothpaste?

At least the gross taffy IS candy ( technically ). But toothpaste for Halloween... Why don't you just open your door and give me the finger!

Funny you mention that cause it's the first thing that popped in my head (I forgot to add that in here earlier)!! I always got toothpaste and dental floss when I treated at the dentist's house.

I also remember getting pennies......

[Roiffalo]

I also remember getting pennies......

Omg I got that once! I think it was nickels or something else actually but still! WTF BRO. They were taped to a cut out construction paper bat, one on each end of the wings. Last time I trick-or-treated in Lock Haven.

[Morningriser]

I wonder what sort of reaction one would get for passing out condoms

[anglewitch]

I wonder what sort of reaction one would get for passing out condoms

You may receive an extremely loud knock on the door. It would probably be the mother.

[Morningriser]

I would just smile and say you are never too young to be safe and it is better they have it than not at all.

[anglewitch]

I would just smile and say you are never too young to be safe and it is better they have it than not at all.

After saying that you are carried away in stretcher to an ambulance. Never underestimate the female species.