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Egekrusher
06-11-2004, 01:04 PM
For the men- What would you do if you had 5 testicles?
For the women- What would you do if you had 5 breasts?
I'm bored, sorry. :(
jeez you must be reaaaally bored to think of something so random. But anywayzz I would probably kill my self. Or run off to the circus to be with other freaks....What would you do???
Egekrusher
06-11-2004, 01:20 PM
I would sell 2 of them.
Seriously, you can sell your testicles for medical purposes for about $20,000 US per testicle.
I'd have to keep 3 of them because... well... that would just be cool.
bwind22
06-11-2004, 01:21 PM
If I had 5 testicles, I would buy a larger nut cup.
If I had 5 breats, I would never leave the house.
allmykids
06-11-2004, 01:27 PM
If I had 5 Breasts I think I would be very popular. So of course I would milk it for all it's worth!! LOL
HappyCamper
06-11-2004, 01:30 PM
If i had 5 testicles, i'd be at Wal-mart buying new underwear
allmykids
06-11-2004, 01:32 PM
Originally posted by HappyCamper
If i had 5 testicles, i'd be at Wal-mart buying new underwear LOL!!!
bwind22
06-11-2004, 01:46 PM
Originally posted by allmykids
If I had 5 Breasts I think I would be very popular. So of course I would milk it for all it's worth!! LOL
Wouldn't the proper grammar be milk 'them' for all 'they're' worth?
Unless your five breasts teamed up to form one giant breast, then you could just milk 'it'.
;)
(P.S. I'm not dumb, I know what you were saying, but I like to play on words...)
kpropain
06-11-2004, 03:05 PM
If I had 5 balls I would probably shoot a 5 gallon bucket worth of cum everytime I got a nut.....
KRUGERKID13
06-11-2004, 03:22 PM
if i had five testicles id marry five midgets and use them as cup holders
HappyCamper
06-11-2004, 06:07 PM
Originally posted by KRUGERKID13
if i had five testicles id marry five midgets and use them as cup holders
LMFAO
HappyCamper
06-11-2004, 06:11 PM
Originally posted by bwind22
Wouldn't the proper grammar be milk 'them' for all 'they're' worth?
Unless your five breasts teamed up to form one giant breast, then you could just milk 'it'.
;)
(P.S. I'm not dumb, I know what you were saying, but I like to play on words...)
You just reminded me of a scene in the Woody Allen movie (hehehe he said Woody!) 'Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex, But Were Afraid to Ask' with the giant bouncing boob!
h0rr0rdiva
06-11-2004, 06:13 PM
You asked a random question my turn lol.
What size would my 5 breast's be, hopefully larger than my current size j/k :p
fluffho
06-11-2004, 07:36 PM
if i had 5 boobs
id need 3 more arms
Father Fitz
06-11-2004, 08:18 PM
Originally posted by fluffho
if i had 5 boobs
id need 3 more arms
You can borrow two of mine...you're on your own finding a third.
orangestar
06-11-2004, 08:20 PM
I barely have two...so I dont know. :D
jay o2 waster
06-11-2004, 09:53 PM
Originally posted by Egekrusher
For the men- What would you do if you had 5 testicles?
For the women- What would you do if you had 5 breasts?
I'm bored, sorry. :(
i would give one of my extra testies to tom green
Rebel Yell
06-11-2004, 10:11 PM
I would cut 3 off and use them as paper weights.
jay o2 waster
06-11-2004, 10:17 PM
ROFLMAO
paperweights
bloodygurl02
06-11-2004, 10:23 PM
lol if i had five boobs mayb i could end world hunger
and i will prob need a new bra
or i would be constently chased by ppl wanting to caress my 5 boobs:D
jay o2 waster
06-11-2004, 10:25 PM
chases bloodygurl
bloodygurl02
06-11-2004, 10:27 PM
runs and hide from jayLOL:D
Father Fitz
06-11-2004, 11:45 PM
...invents the "QuintaBra" for 5-laden breasted women.
Seriously...breasts are a mystery, but consider every male a Sherlock Holmes wannabe...we'll use everything within our power to determine what makes them damn things tick...j/k. :)
Rebel Yell: You better NOT use them as paper weights...Wrap them with care and send them to...
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massacre man
06-12-2004, 03:11 PM
if i was woman and had 5 breasts i would wish for 3 more hands
LilMissScareAll
06-15-2004, 08:21 PM
I wish I had 5 breasts. I could be famous... "the only woman in the world with 5 boobs". haha. :p
fluffho
06-15-2004, 08:27 PM
Originally posted by massacre man
if i was woman and had 5 breasts i would wish for 3 more hands
hey thats what i said u nerd
:p
jay o2 waster
06-15-2004, 11:25 PM
Originally posted by bloodygurl02
runs and hide from jayLOL:D
there is no hiding from me
jay o2 waster
06-15-2004, 11:26 PM
Originally posted by LilMissScareAll
I wish I had 5 breasts. I could be famous... "the only woman in the world with 5 boobs". haha. :p
but the real question is ....
....can i see them?
LilMissScareAll
06-16-2004, 07:17 AM
Originally posted by jay o2 waster
....can i see them?
maybe, if i actually had 5 boobs. :p
fattybluetit
06-16-2004, 07:19 AM
i would grow my head and call myself the octopus from hell
Je Suis Phnomne
06-16-2004, 07:43 AM
with 5 testicles I'd have to get more health insurance
bad enough falling off the couch trying to mimic the dog now with 2 of them. add three more and I'd be screwed....
hmmmmmmm or keep two of them regular, and get the other 3 filled with a variety of flavors *grinz*