Jessica and Nick : True horror!!!!!

[nine9]

:eek: :eek: This is the absolute worst show possibly ever made!

It is beyond complete ludicrasy and scares the living shit out of me that it might end up being a trend! Worse than the Anna Nicole show or the Paris Hilton thing. Please kill us all before there are copies of this!!!!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :mad:

Sorry...........lost it for a minute must........ take a valium.

Had to vent on this piece of crap tv show which I turned way off after 5 min. I guess talent wasn't a factor in the planning phases!

[kpropain]

Yeah two moron shitty pop singers, it doesn't make since to me either.

[nine9]

Originally posted by kpropain
Yeah two moron shitty pop singers, it doesn't make since to me either.

Thank you kpro for the validation! LOL!

I meant the variety suck assed show too, but the reality one is just as bad. I've seen Nick humiliate himself on a Mowtown show singing like a pathetic geek, and worse yet.... Jessica on a Divas show singing with Gladys Knight who made her sound like a cat in heat! She also does that chicken neck move thing when she sings!

They really deserve each other!:rolleyes:

TV is so bad lately......so glad I found this forum. Watch it way less now!

[bloodygurl02]

don't even get me started on her. i reafd they r considering her and britney for teh role of daisy duke and to me they can do better then them. i hated the variety show they tried to hard to b sonny and cher and no one can replace that variety show. i hate how she re did take my breath away. berlins will always be the best version. nicks a dumb ass and the show sux ass.

i aboslutley hate these 2

[nine9]

Yeah I watched Sonny and Cher when I as very little. At least it was original then!

Thanks for the support on my hissy fit!

Fucking hate them sooooooooo much....... may get psychotic and killlllllllll them even! LOL!

[bloodygurl02]

Originally posted by nine9
Yeah I watched Sonny and Cher when I as very little. At least it was original then!

Thanks for the support on my hissy fit!

Fucking hate them sooooooooo much....... may get psychotic and killlllllllll them even! LOL!

no prob. i loved sonny and chers variety show but jessica and nicks wasn't even funny the jokes were dumb and had no substance much like their music. can i help kill them ?????????:D LOL

[nine9]

Originally posted by bloodygurl02
no prob. i loved sonny and chers variety show but jessica and nicks wasn't even funny the jokes were dumb and had no substance much like their music. can i help kill them ?????????:D LOL

Absolutely!LOL!:D

[Vodstok]

No offense, but variety shows in general suck and should be banned from TV. Nick is a dweeb. He is a leftover from a failed nsync wannabe. Jessica is an untalented retard. She wouldnt have anything if the older men in the music industry didnt think she might suck them off if they were really nice to her.

You can tell Nick cant fucking stand her. He finally got to fuck her, that is why he is with her. I'm not really sure what use she is, she was supposedly a virgin when they got married, so i cant even imagine she is that good in bed. To be honest, if my fiance was like her, i would have killed her in her sleep by now.

It is unjust in the extreme that two untalented morons like that are filthy fucking rich, and decent human beings have to struggle just to break even. If i ever manage to sell some scripts and get some clout, i will dedicate my life to destroying people like this....


And dont get me started on Paris Hilton. She wants to be seen as a "good girl" now. Sorry you little tart, 90% of us never even heard of you before we found out you were fucking Shannon Dougherty's ex, and it is hard to have ANY respect forsome little dipshit who has had EVERYTHING handed to her on a platinum platter. And dont try to be innocent when most of first saw you as a green blur with some muscly dude pounding you. The first time i saw her face, it had some sausage in it. i didnt recognize her without it.....

Same with Anna Nicole. At least she has curves, but jesus, she isnt any brighter than Paris or Jessica. And Trimspa my ASS. There is no way she lost all that weight because of a pill.
"Trimspa, along with Diet, exercise, liposuction, and tummy tuck, and skin removal, can get you a body like this! To bad i cant spell body, because i'm an idiot!"


How is that for a rant?

[nine9]

Originally posted by Vodstok
No offense, but variety shows in general suck and should be banned from TV. Nick is a dweeb. He is a leftover from a failed nsync wannabe. Jessica is an untalented retard. She wouldnt have anything if the older men in the music industry didnt think she might suck them off if they were really nice to her.

You can tell Nick cant fucking stand her. He finally got to fuck her, that is why he is with her. I'm not really sure what use she is, she was supposedly a virgin when they got married, so i cant even imagine she is that good in bed. To be honest, if my fiance was like her, i would have killed her in her sleep by now.

It is unjust in the extreme that two untalented morons like that are filthy fucking rich, and decent human beings have to struggle just to break even. If i ever manage to sell some scripts and get some clout, i will dedicate my life to destroying people like this....


And dont get me started on Paris Hilton. She wants to be seen as a "good girl" now. Sorry you little tart, 90% of us never even heard of you before we found out you were fucking Shannon Dougherty's ex, and it is hard to have ANY respect forsome little dipshit who has had EVERYTHING handed to her on a platinum platter. And dont try to be innocent when most of first saw you as a green blur with some muscly dude pounding you. The first time i saw her face, it had some sausage in it. i didnt recognize her without it.....

Same with Anna Nicole. At least she has curves, but jesus, she isnt any brighter than Paris or Jessica. And Trimspa my ASS. There is no way she lost all that weight because of a pill.
"Trimspa, along with Diet, exercise, liposuction, and tummy tuck, and skin removal, can get you a body like this! To bad i cant spell body, because i'm an idiot!"


How is that for a rant?


Loved it! LMAO!

I totally back up every fucking word of that to be the ultimate truth!!!!!!!!!:p

You have said it all for me! Thanks Vod!:D

[Vodstok]

I have a lot of pent-up frustration about people getting shit that they dont deserve.

Paris Hilton has exhibited no skill but taking and sucking shaft, yet she has a tv show, does modelling (Kate Moss anyone, fucking scrawny bitches...), and got a recording contract. What the fuck does she need that money for? So her fucking chiuaua can have it's own limo?

[nine9]

So true! I think that is why I hate these idiots so much!

The reality shows have created alot more losers who have no claim to fame!

I hate the popular radio stations here, because all they play now is studio manufactured so called artists with no talent who contribute nothing to the process. Worse yet, little girls like the ones I work with are brainwashed into thinking that they have to dress like whores to be cool!

This is really disturbing.....but after the Brittainy Madonna kiss thing, two of my 10 year old girls were imitating it in front of some boys..................this was unbearably sick to see.......believe me!:eek:

[Arioch]

It is unjust in the extreme that two untalented morons like that are filthy fucking rich, and decent human beings have to struggle just to break even. If i ever manage to sell some scripts and get some clout, i will dedicate my life to destroying people like this....

FUCKIN A!!!!

your now my write in canididte for Election for 2004!!!

[Vodstok]

The really sad part isnt so much that that shit makes it on tv, its that people are letting their kids watch it. It sthe same shit it has always been, people are getting pissed off because their "babysitter" isnt teaching their kids what they are too lazy to do themsleves

[meetthecreeper]

Originally posted by Vodstok
No offense, but variety shows in general suck and should be banned from TV. Nick is a dweeb. He is a leftover from a failed nsync wannabe. Jessica is an untalented retard. She wouldnt have anything if the older men in the music industry didnt think she might suck them off if they were really nice to her.

You can tell Nick cant fucking stand her. He finally got to fuck her, that is why he is with her. I'm not really sure what use she is, she was supposedly a virgin when they got married, so i cant even imagine she is that good in bed. To be honest, if my fiance was like her, i would have killed her in her sleep by now.

It is unjust in the extreme that two untalented morons like that are filthy fucking rich, and decent human beings have to struggle just to break even. If i ever manage to sell some scripts and get some clout, i will dedicate my life to destroying people like this....


And dont get me started on Paris Hilton. She wants to be seen as a "good girl" now. Sorry you little tart, 90% of us never even heard of you before we found out you were fucking Shannon Dougherty's ex, and it is hard to have ANY respect forsome little dipshit who has had EVERYTHING handed to her on a platinum platter. And dont try to be innocent when most of first saw you as a green blur with some muscly dude pounding you. The first time i saw her face, it had some sausage in it. i didnt recognize her without it.....

Same with Anna Nicole. At least she has curves, but jesus, she isnt any brighter than Paris or Jessica. And Trimspa my ASS. There is no way she lost all that weight because of a pill.
"Trimspa, along with Diet, exercise, liposuction, and tummy tuck, and skin removal, can get you a body like this! To bad i cant spell body, because i'm an idiot!"


How is that for a rant?


You are the man my brother, I couldnt agree more with everything that you said. I think that it has actually become hip for girls to be (or act) stupid. This makes me want to vomit, I dont think there is anything hotter than a woman with some intellegence and who can carry on a conversation about something else besides fucking pop culture.

You want a fucking reality show, make these rich assholes who are famous for being skanks (Paris, Anna Nicole, etc.) get a fucking real job and have to bust ass to make ends meet and get the little things for their families instead of having everything handed to them.

Personally I wouldnt want to be in their shoes, do you really think anyone would give a shit about them if they lost all their money or when their looks are gone? Losers all of them.

[Vodstok]

I agree, i have me a smart woman. She graduated from college after 4 years (she is 22) with a double major in criminal justice AND Psychology, Suma Cum Laude (3.8 overall gpa, 4.0 for the semester). She is also a member of Alpha Kai (sp?), which is sort of the National Honor Society for college. :) (she has big boobs too :D)

She works at walmart.... Paris gets all of that shit handed to her putrid little rich ass, and my fiance works at fucking wal-mart.

Oh god, and Jessica Simpson.... If only she could actually SING! Her "Take my breath away" is fucking awful. There have been very very few remakes that are actually worth listening to (Blue monday by Orgy, good example), this isnt one of them. It make me want to tell nick to kick her in the stomach. (There, you breath is gone, now shut the fuck up...) But, he is a dildo that would rather hang out with strippers than his own wife (not that i blame him with her for a wife)

Didi i mention Anna Nicole Smith is a moron?

[nine9]

Hey Vod do me a favor and write a book on this...........it would be my BIBLE!!!LOL! Great points you make!

Hit the nail on the head right through to the brain!:D :D :D :p

[bloodygurl02]

Originally posted by Vodstok
I agree, i have me a smart woman. She graduated from college after 4 years (she is 22) with a double major in criminal justice AND Psychology, Suma Cum Laude (3.8 overall gpa, 4.0 for the semester). She is also a member of Alpha Kai (sp?), which is sort of the National Honor Society for college. :) (she has big boobs too :D)

She works at walmart.... Paris gets all of that shit handed to her putrid little rich ass, and my fiance works at fucking wal-mart.

Oh god, and Jessica Simpson.... If only she could actually SING! Her "Take my breath away" is fucking awful. There have been very very few remakes that are actually worth listening to (Blue monday by Orgy, good example), this isnt one of them. It make me want to tell nick to kick her in the stomach. (There, you breath is gone, now shut the fuck up...) But, he is a dildo that would rather hang out with strippers than his own wife (not that i blame him with her for a wife)



Didi i mention Anna Nicole Smith is a moron?


i absoulutely agree. i like berlins better then jessica ans take notice her sister is getting her own tv show on mtv as well and also has record deal. they might as well put recording contracts in cereal boxes. they just give them to any one these days when theres r otheres out there w/ lots more talent that deserve it even more. and nine waht u said about the britney thing w/ ur lil girls is very disturbing . i hope my niece doesn't want to be like those girls. i know my nieces look up to me more but ihope they never try to emulate these pop idols. my niece rather b like me which is prob a good thing that she wants to b like me and not britney.

[zwoti]

who are these people?

[nine9]

Originally posted by zwoti
who are these people?

Lucky you! Why have you been spared?;)

[zwoti]

Originally posted by nine9
Lucky you! Why have you been spared?;)

probably because i don't watch tv unless it's sport or a movie

[Arioch]

probably because i don't watch tv unless it's sport or a movie

Same here....except i cant stand sports....

[nine9]

Originally posted by zwoti
probably because i don't watch tv unless it's sport or a movie

Actually I watch very little myself anymore......have unfortunately caught sight of this show on a dull night...sigh:(

Not a sports fan either though.

[HappyCamper]

is it just me or is Jessica Simpson dumber than dirt?

I mean, who in the HELL would question what they're eating, and who in the HELL is stupid enough to think that TUNA and CHICKEN are the same thing!!!......



well apparently....

Jessica Simpson is!

'Hey Jessica, do the world a favor and rid it of your DNA, oh and take Nick with you!'

[HappyCamper]

actually now that I think of it, I think someone should just get rid of the entire J. Simpson clan. Wipe i'm all out! Brothers, sisters, aunts, uncles, fathers, mothers, cousins, grandparents,second cousins...make sure that isn't a single strain of Simpson DNA left to recontaminate the world!

[Vodstok]

I agree, the only Simpsons worth keeping are cartoons.

Jessica is a fucking airhead bimbo that is obsessed with her tits. interesting, because her husband doesnt seem all that amazed by him. I'm sure once the after-glow of their first couple of bang-sessions wore off, Nick started asking himself "What the fuck did i get myself into?"

The funny thing is, her tits are not at all impressive, and not nearly as huge as she seems to believe they are. I'm sorry, b cups do NOT interfere with a golf swing. I doubt c's do either.

[HappyCamper]

Has MTV really gotten so bad, that they put this monkey spunk on?....

gimme the good 'ole days of MTV, when Yo! MTV Raps,and Remote Control was on!

oh and MTV...

you're called MTV for a reason!...

M being for music!


Show some FUCKING VIDEOS!....

[Vodstok]

They dont play videos anymore. They occasionally play hiphop, or the new Beyonce or Brittany Spears video, but that is it. ShitVH1 doesnt play videos any more either, and that stations MEANS "Video Hits 1".....

Of course, it has turned into the CountDown capital.

"This week, VH1 counts down the top 50 porn star stds! Go to vh1.com to see what kind of STD you would catch...."

[HappyCamper]

i agree, there's celebrities out there, that have nicer and bigger tits than Jessica...

[Vodstok]

Hell, Anna Nicole's are at least bigger (not real though). For my money, Andelina Jolie has some nice hooters, and at least she has a fucking brain in her head.

Granted, it is a sick and twisted brain, but at least it works.

[nine9]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Hell, Anna Nicole's are at least bigger (not real though). For my money, Andelina Jolie has some nice hooters, and at least she has a fucking brain in her head.

Granted, it is a sick and twisted brain, but at least it works.


Anyone can buy boobs if you have the cash........if it is natural now that is an asset!

You can always tell the fakes.....bowling balls under skin.......LOL!

I am allowed to say all this because.......I have no artficial parts.....except my nails.

Although I don't like Angelina......I really respect her.....she is one hell of a mom! I like her tatoos too......going to a Cambodian monastery as soon as I can LOL! Well maybe I sorta like her.....

[Hate_Breeder]

Thank Lord i dont watch TV unless its Billy Madison and some HBO movies

[Vodstok]

My fiance loves her. She is one of the few actresses that she doesnt hiss at when they come on tv.

[Hate_Breeder]

I want to do just like Angelina did with her kid.....i want to adopt a needy child from a really poor country and bring him/her to the US and change theyre lives. This way they will be forever thankful...

[friday13thfan]

GOD NO not jess and nick!!!!:eek:

[Lucid Dreams]

http://www.newgrounds.com/collections/fuckingmoron.html

there we go

[Vodstok]

Holy fucking pop-ups batman. looks funny, but i have to wait until i have time to sort through all the adds for the actual files.

that is funny though. she has 2 episodes all to herself :)

[dantehorrorfan]

jessica simpson is hott

[MichaelMyers]

He'll get tired of being married to the human Barbie soon enough.

[Vodstok]

I cant imagine she is a very good lay either....