weapon of choice

[Gravegirl666]

if you were a serial murderer living or undead, ..what would your choice of weapon be to kill your victims?

[bloodrayne]

Telekinesis...Keep it creative...Make it something different every time...A couple of exploding heads (Scanners)...Oral evisceration/asphyxiation (Gates Of Hell)...Incineration (Fire Starter)...A few kills ala "Carrie" and "Final Destination"...Yeah, that would work for me:) :cool:

[fluffho]

my very own hands

my mouth too, although im not sure how id do that. my teeth are kinda weak to be bitin people (they look good, but i have some fractures and short roots.. im told)

[Freddy Krueger.]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Telekinesis...Keep it creative...Make it something different every time...A couple of exploding heads (Scanners)...Oral evisceration/asphyxiation (Gates Of Hell)...Incineration (Fire Starter)...A few kills ala "Carrie" and "Final Destination"...Yeah, that would work for me:) :cool: Same here. That, and a bladed glove (Nightmare On Elm Street), a machete (Friday the 13th). a chainsaw (Texas Chainsaw Massacre) and all kinds of extra knives.

[bwind22]

Originally posted by Gravegirl666
if you were a serial murderer living or undead, ..what would your choice of weapon be to kill your victims?


Isn't undead the same as living?


In keeping with the originality theme (even though all of the 'original' ideas have been followed in parentheses by the movie they already took place in) I would go to Office Max and load up on office supplies that could double as murder weapons.

Just think of it... Staplers (It be tough to kill someone using only one stapler, so I'd buy two and a lot of boxes of refill staples), Scotch tape (You've got to gag them or they scream when you start stapling.), paper (for administering thousands of well placed paper cuts), and maybe... if I was feeling extremely brutal... a calculator. (I'd make my victim eat it. The battery acid that leaked out into their stomach would kill them over time. It be a slow horrific death by calculator ingestion. Now that's original! Obviously, It can't be a solar calculator.)

[Freddy Krueger.]

Originally posted by bwind22
Isn't undead the same as living? I think he/she/it ment Zombie. But I think undead IS the same as Living.

[bwind22]

Because otherwise it would be called Night of the Living Undead


and that just doesnt have the same ring to it

[Freddy Krueger.]

Originally posted by bwind22
Because otherwise it would be called Night of the Living Undead


and that just doesnt have the same ring to it I know. It's "Living Dead", not "Undead".

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by bwind22
In keeping with the originality theme (even though all of the 'original' ideas have been followed in parentheses by the movie they already took place in) LOL...I didn't say "original"...I said "creative"...I would put my own spin on some of the things that have already been done, just giving some general examples to express basic intent:)

[Vodstok]

from wordiq.com:

"Undead is a collective name for all types of corporeal and non-corporeal entities who were once alive in the normal sense, died, and then continued to exist in the world of the living. Undead of different varieties are featured in the legends of most cultures on earth and in many works of fiction, especially fantasy and horror fiction. "

[Egekrusher]

A 12 inch, huge, spike covered BLACK DILDO.

[Vodstok]

My weapon would be weak willed subordinates who would do anything i tell them to.

It worked for chuck manson...

[Egekrusher]

Actually, I would blow up the sun and wipe out the entire known galaxy.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Egekrusher
A 12 inch, huge, spike covered BLACK DILDO. Now THAT is original...and way too freaky...Sometimes you scare me, Ege...

[orangestar]

I'd gut my victims. So I guess I'd use a knife or something

[meetthecreeper]

dont make me tell you twice, I dont think enough people are killed with these

[kpropain]

Originally posted by Vodstok
My weapon would be weak willed subordinates who would do anything i tell them to.

It worked for chuck manson...

Spoken like a true madman.


My weapons of choice would have to be a chainsaw, I know unoriginal but since I cut down trees for so long I have a few laying around.

Also a wooden spoon, an eggbeater, and a maglite.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by kpropain
a wooden spoon, an eggbeater, and a maglite. I don't EVEN wanna know :eek:

[carnage]

gotta go with a ball bat here.....or a sharp piece of metal

[Hate_Breeder]

I would pull a Kavorkiak on their ass and take a poisoned syringe to their neck, or Michael Bolton records ;)

[massacre man]

army of vampire monkeys

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by massacre man
army of vampire monkeys Shhh...Now everyone is going to know where those damned things came from

[massacre man]

me and LBM made them

[friday13thfan]

i would use a machette or apir of brass knucks to really beat them to death

[jay o2 waster]

Originally posted by Gravegirl666
if you were a serial murderer living or undead, ..what would your choice of weapon be to kill your victims?

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