Sigature Reasons

[Vampenguin]

Figured 'cause I put one askin why people have the avs. they do, that I might as well put one askin why people use what they do in their sig, Be it a fave. movie quote(The 1st and 3rd parts of mine), a verse from a song(the midle part of mine), a kool poen, or just random stuff, why do you put it there?

[fluffho]

the first part cuz ed kicks ass

the 2nd part.. well u click it then u see why

[Vampenguin]

SWEET MOTHER MARY!!! No straight male should never, ever, never under any circumstances see that video

[Freddy Krueger.]

Thanks for the warning. Anyway, whats next? "Title Reasons"? Say, why do't you make that? I would like to know why a lot of people have what they have for there titles. Anyway, first I had the Freddy song as my sig. Then I swiched it to what Freddy said in FVJ: "My children... from the very beginning it was the children who gave me my power. The Springwood Slasher... thats what they called me. My reign of terror was legendary. Dozens of children would fall by my blades. Then the parents of Spingwood came for me... taking justice into their own hands. When I was alive, I might have been a little naughty... but after they killed me, I became somthing much, much worst--the stuff nightmares are made of. The children still feared me... and that fear gave me the power to envade their dreams. And thats when the fun really began! Until they figured out a way to forget about me... to erase me completely! Being dead was'nt a problem. But being forgotten-- now thats a bitch! I can't come back if nobody remembers me! I can't come back if nobody's afraid! I had to search the bowels of hell... but I found someone... someone who'll make'm remember. He may get the blood, but I'll get the glory. And that fear is my ticket home."

"Jason. My special, special boy. Do you know what your gift is? No matter what they do to you... you cannot die. You can never die. You've just been sleeping, honey. But now, the time has come to wake up. Mommy has something she wants you to do. I need you to go to Elm Street. The children have been very bad on Elm Street. Rise up, Jason! Your work isn't finished! Hear my voice and live again! Make them remember me Jason! Make them remember what fear tastes like. I've been away from my children for far too long." Then I deleted the second thing. And next I deleted all of it and putted down some quotes from FVJ 2: Bloody Rematch (Rated R for Revenge). Then I got what I have now. Reason? Because I wanted too, bitch.

[fluffho]

LOL

ud be surprised how often some guys will click o that link


normaly its 2 times but the most a guy did was 10.....

[Freddy Krueger.]

Originally posted by Vampenguin
SWEET MOTHER MARY Just to tell you, you know that she WAS Virgin Mary. Heh, not no more. Lets just say I popped the cherry. XD

[Freddy Krueger.]

Originally posted by fluffho
LOL

ud be surprised how often some guys will click o that link


normaly its 2 times but the most a guy did was 10..... In that case, I don't think it was a "guy" that did it.

[Vampenguin]

Originally posted by fluffho
LOL

ud be surprised how often some guys will click o that link


normaly its 2 times but the most a guy did was 10.....

Waz he straight?

[fluffho]

yeh

probably was just jealuos

[massacre man]

i dont need much of an explination for mine

[Freddy Krueger.]

Yeah, 'cause your just tell's us stuff. Your really that tall at that age? Freaky.

[massacre man]

im really 13 and 6 foot 2 now start a thread for your 1000th post freddy

[Freddy Krueger.]

A Thread for my what? HOLY FUCK-NUTS! You're right! I just now noticed. Isn't that a bitch.

[Sam The Egg]

because It's Spaghetti Time, bitch!

[Arioch]

Because no one should be forced to go to fight in this bullshit war....and...i have a new song:D

[Rebel Yell]

Because Patrick Bateman is the shit.

And my DVDs are my babies.

[Freddy Krueger.]

Originally posted by Rebel Yell
my DVDs are my babies. Really? Wow. What kind of bitch did you screw to produce DVD's instead of children? Strange how bitches are changing over the years.

[Vampenguin]

Originally posted by Freddy Krueger.
Really? Wow. What kind of bitch did you screw to produce DVD's instead of children? Strange how bitches are changing over the years.

God, theres a new kinda bitch every day....

[Freddy Krueger.]

I know. But, there are SOME improvments. In the old days, a woman has three or four kids and her pussy gets so big you can use it as a bomb shelter. But now they have some shit that tightens 'em. Thank you technology. "Back in the day" the bitch was the bitch and they did what the man told them to. But now the bitch is always bitching. "Honey do this, honey do that." It's a fucking pain in the ass. This is why I tie 'em up and beat 'em every mouth or too to teach 'em that THEY'RE the bitch and I'm they're master.

[thEsounDofdirT]

my sig... i make music based on the nasties in everyone... i refuse to explain it because it should be self explanatory...

[Freddy Krueger.]

O...K... guess thats a good reason. Have you tried to change your title?

[thEsounDofdirT]

i looked but didn't see a place i could change it.. but i'm up to hellraiser already

[Arioch]

You have to get above 100 post or so to change it...

[Freddy Krueger.]

Wow. 100? Really? Odd, I don't remember having to get that many. Then again, It was a long time ago when I first changed it.

[last bad move]

my sig is from a misfits song named you guessed it halloween and thats all to it

[bloodrayne]

My current sig contains lyrics from Pig Destroyer's "Junkyard God"...The band bites...The "music" sucks MAJOR ass...You cannot hear the lyrics in the song, because they randomly scream them instead of actually singing them...But, I still think that the lyrics are absolutely beautiful...Not only that, but MANY Pig Destroyer songs have awesome lyrics, it's just a shame that they won't allow anyone to hear them through their continuous cacophany of utter shit:mad:

The Wicked Red Scorpion part, is just me:)

[Vampenguin]

Originally posted by last bad move
my sig is from a misfits song named you guessed it halloween and thats all to it

Kool, I always thought your sig was kool, your and carnge's are the best on the site in my opinon...

[jay o2 waster]

mines just a bunch of random crap

[Vampenguin]

Originally posted by jay o2 waster
mines just a bunch of random crap

Lol love the John 3:16 part:D