Kaseykockroach
01-24-2012, 10:06 AM
Either that, or this would be called "Duckpimples".
These are all just random one-shot ideas for stories that pop in my head. Some I may elaborate on, some I may even write someday. Who knows. Also, not all of these are even 'horror-related'.
- An obnoxiously stubborn old man who won't let go of his love for the past (has a record player, still has people deliver ice to him, hates every new show and movie, only watches movies if they're B&W, keeps an overflowing treasure trove of antiques) is eventually trapped and attacked in his home by his favorite childhood toys, who hold a grudge against him for not letting them go and play with new children.
-A famous, beloved-by-children-and-horny-teenage-boys rebellious punk rock star is invited formally to dinner by an attractive, suave, smooth, sophisticated boy her age who claims to be "her biggest fan". Unaware he's a deranged (if polite) lunatic who "collects" his favorite celebrities, only finding out nearly too late that that wasn't a wax figure of Cher, that WAS Cher!
-Crocodile Tears: A swamp tour is interrupted by a monstrous, man-eating crocodile, devouring the guide and all of the passengers except one, a meek, neurotic teenage girl, the only one who managed to swim away and climb up a tree to safety. She must do what she can to survive, both mentally and literally, the crocodile always there below the tree, following her every movement from below, waiting for her to snap and foolishly try to climb down and swim to shore. Not to mention the tide keeps rising.
-Ghost of the Jungle: An adventurous couple on a safari vacation are forced to get involved in a wild goose chase for a 2000-pound, man-eating white tiger, by their criminally insane tour guide, who apparently has always been luring unsuspecting tourists into his fake "tour" so he can use them as bait to catch the tiger he's been trying to capture for decades.
Gremlins 3D: The gremlins sabotage the production of Gremlins 3D.
In this charming love story, A boy and girl in high school fall for each other, despite the girl's relationship with an abusive, violent bully, which escalates one afternoon into the boy getting brutally beaten and humiliated in front of the entire school. Later that night, the boy sneaks out to see the girl, only to be caught by the bully and his thugs, mauled, carried off and thrown into the lion exhibit at the local zoo. After getting ripped apart, the boy is left is a comatose state, and brought to an emergency hospital. The mad doctor declares him dead so he can use his brain for his own personal, psychotic experiments in his basement. The looney doctor manages to implant the boy's brain into the body of a chicken. Eventually escaping the laboratory in the doctor's basement, the boy in the chicken's body eventually finds his love, and is eventually able to convince her who he is (communicating through pecks, one peck for yes and one peck for no, and ba-kawks). Thus, the two journey forth to find a more suitable body, while the bully finds out and rounds up every employee at Chik-Fil-A and KFC to help him kill the chicken.
A boy and a girl fall in love, but the boy eventually discovers a dark secret about his new love: An unfortunate encounter with a wicked voodoo priest many years ago led to a curse being put on her. Each time she makes any kind of love beyond a hug, a year from her life expectancy is subtracted. The boy must dedicate himself to working with this, despite the girl's voluptuous appearance. Will he succumb to his selfish urges? Or will he prove his true, genuine love to her?
During a presidental election, ads for a brand of deli sandwich just happen to be posted. Due to the style of the advertisements, people mistake them for election ads, and vote for the sandwich.
The sandwich wins the election before people realize their mistake
People talk to the sandwich, ask it questions, ask it its political and religious beliefs, ask whether or not the sandwich is a U.S citizen.
And the sandwich, despite being a plain, non-talking, non-anthropomorphic sandwich , world peace is brought as the sandwich runs the government. Unfortunately, neo-Nazis try to assassinate the president throughout.
Killer Kartoons: Psychotic killer cartoon characters (like Slam Wallaby, Kasey Kockroach, Earl Buzzard, Scrappy Duck and Cooper Gator) come out of the TV and violently and gruesomely torment unsuspecting viewers. Bashing them to death with mallets, blowing things up with dynamite, etc. Why are they doing this? Because.
These are all just random one-shot ideas for stories that pop in my head. Some I may elaborate on, some I may even write someday. Who knows. Also, not all of these are even 'horror-related'.
- An obnoxiously stubborn old man who won't let go of his love for the past (has a record player, still has people deliver ice to him, hates every new show and movie, only watches movies if they're B&W, keeps an overflowing treasure trove of antiques) is eventually trapped and attacked in his home by his favorite childhood toys, who hold a grudge against him for not letting them go and play with new children.
-A famous, beloved-by-children-and-horny-teenage-boys rebellious punk rock star is invited formally to dinner by an attractive, suave, smooth, sophisticated boy her age who claims to be "her biggest fan". Unaware he's a deranged (if polite) lunatic who "collects" his favorite celebrities, only finding out nearly too late that that wasn't a wax figure of Cher, that WAS Cher!
-Crocodile Tears: A swamp tour is interrupted by a monstrous, man-eating crocodile, devouring the guide and all of the passengers except one, a meek, neurotic teenage girl, the only one who managed to swim away and climb up a tree to safety. She must do what she can to survive, both mentally and literally, the crocodile always there below the tree, following her every movement from below, waiting for her to snap and foolishly try to climb down and swim to shore. Not to mention the tide keeps rising.
-Ghost of the Jungle: An adventurous couple on a safari vacation are forced to get involved in a wild goose chase for a 2000-pound, man-eating white tiger, by their criminally insane tour guide, who apparently has always been luring unsuspecting tourists into his fake "tour" so he can use them as bait to catch the tiger he's been trying to capture for decades.
Gremlins 3D: The gremlins sabotage the production of Gremlins 3D.
In this charming love story, A boy and girl in high school fall for each other, despite the girl's relationship with an abusive, violent bully, which escalates one afternoon into the boy getting brutally beaten and humiliated in front of the entire school. Later that night, the boy sneaks out to see the girl, only to be caught by the bully and his thugs, mauled, carried off and thrown into the lion exhibit at the local zoo. After getting ripped apart, the boy is left is a comatose state, and brought to an emergency hospital. The mad doctor declares him dead so he can use his brain for his own personal, psychotic experiments in his basement. The looney doctor manages to implant the boy's brain into the body of a chicken. Eventually escaping the laboratory in the doctor's basement, the boy in the chicken's body eventually finds his love, and is eventually able to convince her who he is (communicating through pecks, one peck for yes and one peck for no, and ba-kawks). Thus, the two journey forth to find a more suitable body, while the bully finds out and rounds up every employee at Chik-Fil-A and KFC to help him kill the chicken.
A boy and a girl fall in love, but the boy eventually discovers a dark secret about his new love: An unfortunate encounter with a wicked voodoo priest many years ago led to a curse being put on her. Each time she makes any kind of love beyond a hug, a year from her life expectancy is subtracted. The boy must dedicate himself to working with this, despite the girl's voluptuous appearance. Will he succumb to his selfish urges? Or will he prove his true, genuine love to her?
During a presidental election, ads for a brand of deli sandwich just happen to be posted. Due to the style of the advertisements, people mistake them for election ads, and vote for the sandwich.
The sandwich wins the election before people realize their mistake
People talk to the sandwich, ask it questions, ask it its political and religious beliefs, ask whether or not the sandwich is a U.S citizen.
And the sandwich, despite being a plain, non-talking, non-anthropomorphic sandwich , world peace is brought as the sandwich runs the government. Unfortunately, neo-Nazis try to assassinate the president throughout.
Killer Kartoons: Psychotic killer cartoon characters (like Slam Wallaby, Kasey Kockroach, Earl Buzzard, Scrappy Duck and Cooper Gator) come out of the TV and violently and gruesomely torment unsuspecting viewers. Bashing them to death with mallets, blowing things up with dynamite, etc. Why are they doing this? Because.