The versus game

[Devil7511]

You can do anything you want versus anything you want like food vs food or movie vs movie for examples. the next person picks one of them then does a versus of there own. I'll kick it off:


video games
vs
computer games

[MichaelMyers]

Video Games

Vs.

Your Mom

[Devil7511]

Video games.


hockey
vs
basketball

[Freddy Krueger.]

Hippies

VS

Mo'fos

[Freddy Krueger.]

A blender

VS

A shredder

[Freddy Krueger.]

Ecstasy

VS

Weed

VS

Speed

VS

Opium

VS

Acid

VS

Heroin

VS

Cocaine

VS

Angel Dust

[jay o2 waster]

what the hell

vs

this game is stupid

[jay o2 waster]

penis

vs

vagina

[kpropain]

Vagina
Vs
Crabs

[jay o2 waster]

shaved

vs

unshaved

[massacre man]

monkey with an afro and an american flag belt buckel holding a box of gummy bears and a bucket of KFC balancing some pizza hut on his head (copyrighted by massacre man)
VS
jay O2 Waster

[jay o2 waster]

butter knife
vs
choclate dildo

[jay o2 waster]

snowman

vs

tampon

[Freddy Krueger.]

Barney

VS

Teletubbies.

[jay o2 waster]

k y gel

vs

pot roast

[Freddy Krueger.]

Martha Stewart

VS

Oprea

[jay o2 waster]

paper clip

vs

my butthole

[jay o2 waster]

the bible

vs

luigi's real italian ice

[jay o2 waster]

me

vs

a wet fart

[jay o2 waster]

cookie dough

vs

a yeast infection

[Freddy Krueger.]

Uranas

Vs

Pluto

[jay o2 waster]

magic the gathering

vs

a squirlle

[jay o2 waster]

djslfhalsfdnvk;lj danlvqregbdxtml34rebcqa l

[kpropain]

Toothless Crackwhore

Vs

Starving Ethiopian

[Freddy Krueger.]

Whore

VS

Crackwhore

[jay o2 waster]

thick creamy cum

vs

a shoelace

[Freddy Krueger.]

Bitch

VS

My Mom

[Freddy Krueger.]

Blow Job

VS

Hand Job

[kpropain]

Cream Cheese

Vs


Halle Berry

[Freddy Krueger.]

Pimpled Geek

VS

A Greek

[Freddy Krueger.]

Pussy

VS

Anal

[Freddy Krueger.]

Hand-Crank Vibrater

VS

New Age Tech. Vibrater

[Freddy Krueger.]

Wild Bii Hickok

VS

Matt Dillion

[Devil7511]

I get the point, way to be mature about it though. :rolleyes:

[Sistinas]

Originally posted by Devil7511
I get the point, way to be mature about it though. :rolleyes:



Are you starting to realize you shouldn't be such an asshole(i.e. reelhorror.com)

[Devil7511]

and you know the whole story of what happened right, jumping to conclusions is a good way to go bud, keep on doing what your doing.

[Sistinas]

Originally posted by Devil7511
and you know the whole story of what happened right, jumping to conclusions is a good way to go bud, keep on doing what your doing.





Yes, I know the whole story and you called Jessica a cunt.Wanna claim I don't know again ass-wipe?Your a dickhead.

[bwind22]

*No Holds Barred. Hell in an Electrified Cell Match*

Devil7511 vs. Sistinas

[last bad move]

Originally posted by bwind22
*No Holds Barred. Hell in an Electrified Cell Match*

Devil7511 vs. Sistinas lol i got 3 dollars on sistinas

[bwind22]

Okay, here's a tough one...


The one armed drummer from Def Leppard

vs.

The two armed lead singer of Creed

(On the surface this may look like a mismatch because the singer from creed has two arms, but don't underestimate his overall pussiness.)

I say the Def Leppard Drummer wins with his one arm tied behind his back.

[bwind22]

4 white LAPD

vs.

a drugged up Rodney King

[bwind22]

George Bush

vs.

John Kerry

in a thumb wrestling match

[kpropain]

SFF

Vs

BASTARD

[bwind22]

*Wet T-shirt Contest*



Janet Reno

vs.

That old scary lady in Goonies

[kpropain]

Mike Tyson

Vs

Mike myers

[Rotting Eye]

EX BOYFRIEND

VS

SFF




OOOOOOOOOOO
WE GOT SOME GOOD BATTLES UP IN HERE

[kpropain]

Rosie Odonnel

Vs

Ricki Lake

[bwind22]

pooping

vs.

peeing

[last bad move]

would you rather poop out a pine apple or pee out a peanut?

[kpropain]

Hillary Clinton

Vs

Janet Reno

[bwind22]

Which is worse....


Getting caught in the act of cheating by your mate

or

Cheating and getting away with it only to find out you contracted syphilis.

[last bad move]

Originally posted by bwind22
Which is worse....


Getting caught in the act of cheating by your mate

or

Cheating and getting away with it only to find out you contracted syphilis. depends whos your mate

[bwind22]

Would you rather....

Have a rusty 4" roofing nail shoved down your eurethra

vs.

Have a metal horseshoe inserted all the way in to your ass?

[bwind22]

Would you rather...

Be killed and eaten by a lion

or

be killed and eaten by a bear?

[bwind22]

Spending the rest of your life without television

or

Spending the rest of your life only being able to have any control over what you watch

[bwind22]

would you rather...

be blind

or

be deaf

[Sistinas]

Sistinas

VS

Crack whore:AKA: SFF

[bullwinkle_rox]

Devil(the guy who started this thread)

Vs.

Anything that would kill him:D

[HappyCamper]

the 80's big hair band, Great White

vs.


FIRE

[HappyCamper]

Real Big Boobs

VS

Fake Big Boobs

[jay o2 waster]

harry potter

vs

a broken bong

[jay o2 waster]

michael jordan

vs

a fire ant

[jay o2 waster]

picture frame

vs

butter knife

[jay o2 waster]

up

vs

a tuba

[jay o2 waster]

dallas cowboys

vs

fabio

[jay o2 waster]

sticky fingers

vs

:p

[HappyCamper]

momma say knock you out

vs

knocked up momma

[HappyCamper]

what does this have to do with horror?

VS

what does this have to do with horror?

[jay o2 waster]

lol absloutly nothing

[HappyCamper]

hey you're right!!!!

oh well


my momma

vs

your momma

[bwind22]

The most powerful army on Earth

vs.

A bunch of hooligans in caves

[bwind22]

A burning sensation when you pee

vs.

thick, chalky, pasty urine that comes out in clumps

[bwind22]

The Punisher movie (Dolph Lundgren version)

vs.

The Punisher movie (2004 version with that guy from Deep Blue Sea)

[Leslie Daher]

jay has the funniest shit posted on here, hands down!

[Leslie Daher]

cock
vs
ass

who cums out the winner

[Freddy Krueger.]

Beast

VS

Breast

[Freddy Krueger.]

Rap

VS

Poetry

[Freddy Krueger.]

Blonde

VS

Ape

[Sistinas]

devil7511

vs

Reelhorror.com

[Freddy Krueger.]

Premature Jackoff

VS

Fake Orgasm

[Freddy Krueger.]

Toliot Plunger

VS

Special Edward

[Freddy Krueger.]

Special Edward

VS

A paper clip

[Freddy Krueger.]

Baggy Pussy

VS

THE PAPER CLIP OF DOOM!!!

[Freddy Krueger.]

Natural Male Enhancement

VS

Breast Implants

[Freddy Krueger.]

Dr. Hannibal Lecter

vs

A "special" blonde

[Freddy Krueger.]

MostWantedGame (http://mostwantedgame.com)

VS

RuneScape (http://runescape.com)

[HappyCamper]

Black pussy

vs.

Asian pussy

[Freddy Krueger.]

Tight and Young Pussy (yum)

VS

Old Baggy Pussy (ewww, thats my mother! Gross!)

[Freddy Krueger.]

Toothless Granny

VS

Hot Wet Pussy

[Devil7511]

Yes, I know the whole story and you called Jessica a cunt.Wanna claim I don't know again ass-wipe?Your a dickhead.


Wow, you got me there, that's the only thing that happened the whole 2 years I was there, your to smart for me.

[Sistinas]

sorry

[Devil7511]

Don't know if that's sarcasm or not.

[bwind22]

Which is worse....


Watching Cannibal Holocaust 3 times in a row on bad acid

or

Getting caught by your mom humping the living room couch

[~Michele~]

Watching Cannibal Holocaust 3 times in a row on bad acid!!

LMFAO


Big fucking knives

VS

Big fucking guns

[~Michele~]

Originally posted by Devil7511
Wow, you got me there, that's the only thing that happened the whole 2 years I was there, your to smart for me.

Devil Devil Devil.....................


RH hasn't even been around for 2 years!!!

And FUCK if you remember when you first got there Jess and I stuck up for you......but according to you that never happened right...I'd tell you to go and read the devil55 thread and see for yourself.......but oh you CAN'T :D

[bwind22]

would you rather....

go the rest of your life without pizza, fast food, choclate, and ice cream

or

go the rest of your life without sex

[kpropain]

Originally posted by bwind22
would you rather....

go the rest of your life without pizza, fast food, choclate, and ice cream

or

go the rest of your life without sex


Tough choice but i think I'll go without food:D :p

[Evis™]

Originally posted by bwind22
would you rather....

go the rest of your life without pizza, fast food, choclate, and ice cream

or

go the rest of your life without sex

I would choose sex. Because after I'm done, I can just eat whoever I just had sex with.

[Arioch]

Fast food, im pretty used to going without sex.....heh.......:o ......:( ...

[Sam The Egg]

okay, if they were both at their 100% peak, who would win; The Bride, from Kill Bill or Azumi, from Azumi?

[Ghost child]

gonads
vs
polly pocket and her polly pals