Vote 2004

[HappyCamper]

I know this has nothing to do with horror, but I thought it would generate interesting discussion(s). Are you going to vote in the 2004 Presidential Election and if so, who are you planning to vote for?

[friday13thfan]

im only 13 so it is a waste of time. PS go kerry

[Sam The Egg]

http://www.johanborg.com/images/Anyone%20but%20Bush%202004.jpg

[jay o2 waster]

I turn 18 in Oct and I am voting for Kerry:D

[Sam The Egg]

I'm voting for this guy (http://www.thelobsterman.net/)

[jay o2 waster]

what is This Guy

[Sam The Egg]

that's not underlined, that's a link

[jay o2 waster]

O my fuckin god im a fuckin retard, lol:eek:

[jay o2 waster]

wow hes got some issues, lol. i mo

[orangestar]

Im only 15, but if I was 18, it would be Kerry by FAR

[jay o2 waster]

Originally posted by orangestar
Im only 15, but if I was 18, it would be Kerry by FAR

good choice

[MichaelMyers]

First time I'm eligible. I'm voting Kerry.

[Haunted]

Kerry

[HappyCamper]

yeah definitely voting for Kerry... Bush basically destroyed this country

[jay o2 waster]

GO KERRY

[bwind22]

After weighing the options, I have come to the same conclusion I arrived at in 2000. That conclusion is that they are both (Bush & Kerry) dumbasses. (Same conclusion I got for Bush and Gore. Huh, imagine that...)

Does anyone else see the irony in the fact that we are supposed to be able to pick our own leader, but then they only give you two choices? What if you think they are both tards? Then what do you do? You can either...

A) waste your vote on an independent candidate that has NO CHANCE of winning.

or..

B) pick the least stupid candidate of the two choices we are given.

What if we don't like our options? Then we are shit out of luck?

I sincerely think that the entire US government needs a complete and thorough overall. Top to bottom and side to side. Our whole system is whack. We should be presented with a dozen choices that should all have a reasonable shot at winning, not just two. What about the people that firmly disagree with abortion, but also disagree with tax cuts for the rich fat cats living in Manhatten penthouses? Or what about someone opposed to the death penalty, but pro-legalization of marijuana? Which way do they go? Why can't we have a candidate that uses their ability to reason things out instead of sticking to party ideals?

I think Chris Rock made a brilliant point in his latest HBO comedy special...

"Republicans are fuckin' idiots! Democrats are fucking idiots! Conservatives are fuckin' idiots! Liberals are fuckin' idiots! Anyone that makes up their mind before they get to an issue is a fuckin' idiot!"

Thanks Chris Rock, I couldn't have said it better myself.

That being said, I think I'll throw my hat in the race. Here's my slogan...

Vote bwind22 in 2004! (He's the one that isn't a complete dumbass.)

I think it'll work. This country needs a breath of fresh air and why shouldn't it be me? :D (I mean, we've already established that you don't need to be rocket scientist o to get the job.)


P.S. I'm voting Bush because I don't think it's a good move to show weakness by switching leadership in the middle of two wars. (Iraq and Terror)

[bwind22]

bwind22 in 2004! The non-idiot!

[jay o2 waster]

im still voting for kerry

[bwind22]

My prediction is that (And mark this down, I'm probably one of the first people, if not THE first, calling it) in 2008 we are going to see The Predator team running for President.

That's right! I am predicting right now that it'll be Schwarzenegger and Ventura running in '08! My guess is that it would be Ah-nuld for Pres and 'The Body' and VP, but that could be reversed. Either way, I think we'll see it.

;)

I know this will be doubted and dismissed by everyone right away, but just remember, you heard it here first.

[Sam The Egg]

[bwind22]

LOL


Good one Sam

[jay o2 waster]

lmao

[HappyCamper]

I totally agree with bwind22, why should only the Democrat and Republican parties be the ones powerful enough to win a Presidential election? I am personally registered as a Libertarian. Libertarian Party (http://www.lp.org)

Libertarian's are basically for total Liberty. We believe that the federal government's only job should be to protect us and our freedoms (that unfortunately are slowing being taken away from us by the Bush Administration and it's tyranical rule, as Congress just sits there on their FAT DUMBASSES..and watches).

Just some stances on critical issues:

Libertarians are for the legalization for ALL DRUGS

Libertarians are PRO-gun rights. No gun registration, no waiting periods.

Libertarians believe that the income tax is not required for this country to survive. This country has survived without an income tax for well over 100 years, the income tax was shortly reinstated after the Civil War.

Lots of people think we're nothing but militia country rednecks...but the truth is, we come from all walks of life, we're teachers, doctors, lawyers,college students.

Libertarians want to restore this country to the way it was, when the founding fathers drafted up the Constitution, and we want the government to follow it, not totallly ignore it as they're doing today.

PS. Let's kick Bush's sorry ass out of office! I say we should start a petition to impeach him and his entire staff! Hell all we need to get rid of Dick Chaney is someone to push him into a room where someone is microwaving some popcorn!

[nine9]

Well I'm Canadian, and if I can speak for the majority of Canada, I would have to say that we think Bush is a total retard. We are happy that our Prime Minister had the guts to stay out of that useless war!

Here in Canada, if a politician is as idiot, we don't worry about patriotism, they get pies in the face [literally]. Too bad we can't go there to vote!

All of Canada should move down there just to kick out old GB's ass!

You guys deserve better than that! He is messing up your country's reputation around the world! Not that OUR guys are much better, hey, we had a real idiot named Stockwell Day running for office here in CA and making the country look stupid a short time ago!

Actually all of these guys are stupid no matter what country they are from! Mostly anyway.

VOTE FOR FUWONGTAN!!

[Evis™]

Why am I not on this poll? I would make the best president.

Bomb everyone and everything but the US, then we'll have no worries about enemies, or allies back stabbing us.

Oh yeah, and if those pussy ass protestors get in my way, guess what? Shotgun blasts to the face of everyone of them.

[orangestar]

STE, next election You've got my vote

[Sam The Egg]

allow me to introduce my running mate:
http://www.tvdads.com/images/tplana1.jpg

[Evis™]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
allow me to introduce my running mate:
http://www.tvdads.com/images/tplana1.jpg

just...why?

Resurrection Blvd. is a shitty show.

[Sam The Egg]

did you see him in Three Amigos? I need that kind of loyalty in my staff

[Plaguewind]

Originally posted by bwind22


Does anyone else see the irony in the fact that we are supposed to be able to pick our own leader, but then they only give you two choices? What if you think they are both tards? Then what do you do? You can either...

A) waste your vote on an independent candidate that has NO CHANCE of winning.

or..

B) pick the least stupid candidate of the two choices we are given.

What if we don't like our options? Then we are shit out of luck?

I

My friend, what can I tell you... Anyone voting for anyone would be just impracticable... And candidates are supposed to stand for a strong, well recognized posture, aren't they?

Anyway... Seeing the options you Americans have... Well, for the average outside looker, Kerry seems less bad than Bush...

[Sam The Egg]

I think it should be a three person race between myself, bwind and Lobsterman

[kpropain]

Hell I would run if i could I'm a better canidate than both Bush and Kerry.

[Sam The Egg]

that may be, but you don't have the rugged manliness of Tony Plana as your running mate. Plus, I've got the huge momentum from my Nuke Argentina platform

[nine9]

Who is this guy? Your dad or something?

Hope this is not someone famous or I really will typecast blondes!

[Sam The Egg]

he's Tony Plana, bitch. Reconize.



He was Jefe in Three Amigos (El Guapo's right hand man)

[kpropain]

Ive got a nuke the middle east platform and my running mate would be Tom Araya http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/evil/teu28.gif

[Sam The Egg]

I don't recal Tom Araya ever trying to kill Martin Short.


Plus, the middle east is a touchy subject. Everybody wants to nuke Argentina

[kpropain]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
I don't recal Tom Araya ever trying to kill Martin Short.


Plus, the middle east is a touchy subject. Everybody wants to nuke Argentina

LOL true

[nine9]

Never bothered to watch Three Amigos, probably never will.

I can be a bitch, if you want me to be!

Is calling someone a bitch on here as friendly as calling someone male a dickhead? If so, then thanks for the info dickhead!

[Sam The Egg]

it's a figure of speech, I'd say that to anybody. If someone asked who Ed Asner was in the post where I had a pic of him, I'd say the same thing to them, except have Ed Asner where Tony Plana was

















bitch

[newb]

Ed Asner rules. But not as cool as Ed Grimley.

[Sam The Egg]

please, Ed Asner would beat Ed Grimley to death with a duck

[nine9]

Sorry, you're cool, just misunderstood.

I happen to be a fan of lots of your posts!

[nine9]

Love Ed Asner, and every other mean character on a sitcom!

Not worth watching those without a bastard!

[newb]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
please, Ed Asner would beat Ed Grimley to death with a duck

Glazed or stuffed?

[Sam The Egg]

raw, neck broken and feathered

[newb]

Ed Grimley in 2004



need a good running mate. AHA . Francis 'PONCH' Poncherello

[Sam The Egg]

my running mate would kill him

[Evis™]

Yeah, well introducing my running mate....

Mr. G.G. Allin

http://www.forcedentryrecords.com/gg5dead.jpg


He would throw elephant semen all over the other canidates, rape them and then proceed to hang them with their own intestines.

When I went to go dig up his corpse, he was still such an asshole that his corpse attacked me and tried to rip my trachea from my throat.

Needless to say, I've got this in the bag. Screw nuclear weapons, I'll just send Allin to a country.

[jay o2 waster]

LMAO

[Arioch]

Im just glad bush is loosing, lets hope it goes that way......

[bwind22]

Originally posted by Arioch
Im just glad bush is loosing, lets hope it goes that way......

Keep in mind the average 'republican' probably doesn't frequent horror movie boards all that often.

[Rotting Eye]

Considering I don't want Bush back in office, and voting for a third party candidate is a waste of a vote, gotta go with Kerry.

Although I don't particularly care for either the Republican or Democratic nominations... But aren't elections always about picking the lesser of two evils?

[Arioch]

Although I don't particularly care for either the Republican or Democratic nominations... But aren't elections always about picking the lesser of two evils?

Yes, i believe thats what they are about...and bush isn't the lesser of ANY evil...

[jay o2 waster]

Originally posted by bwind22
Keep in mind the average 'republican' probably doesn't frequent horror movie boards all that often.

this is true

[Sam The Egg]

Originally posted by bwind22
Keep in mind the average 'republican' probably doesn't frequent horror movie boards all that often.

also keep in mind that that's a GOOD thing

[bwind22]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
also keep in mind that that's a GOOD thing

Agreed. I don't think they'd like it if someone recommended Cannibal Holocaust to them or something like that.

[jay o2 waster]

Originally posted by bwind22
Agreed. I don't think they'd like it if someone recommended Cannibal Holocaust to them or something like that.

George Bush would think its about WWII

[evil_blonde]

i dont vote in america, i dont vote at all.
i am the youngest princess of horror.com and dont need to vote, i will be president because i am the princess of the world already :D

ok maybe not but i seem to be able to convince people pretty easily to call me her majesty

its true im a princess coz ive got maori princess blood in me so :p

i am almost the youngest person on this forum if it wasnt for damn massacre man...

it says he is banned...is he really??

sorry to be random but if he is that therefore means im the youngest....party!!! :D:D:D:D

also I DONT LIVE IN FUCKING AMERICA

not trying to offend americans by calling their country fucking or anything but most of the adult and almost adult population most likely is anyways...

im just sick of ppl assuming the world is only based on americans and what americans think and america america fucking america!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok im calm now...

[jay o2 waster]

massacre isn't really banned, and where do you live?

[fluffho]

EB: just a tip...

when you have something to say, type it up. then hold down back space for about 10 seconds, then click the big X on the right

you'd be much better off. just cuz your yougn doesnt mean you have to act so.......

...
young..

massacre acts very mature for his age, which is a good thing

[Arioch]

I made it through about half of evil blondes last post! WTF?!?!

[evil_blonde]

Originally posted by jay o2 waster
massacre isn't really banned, and where do you live?

damn massacre man

and

NEW ZEALAND

yeh thats right im so cool in mah lil country :D

thanx for the tip fluff but i think ill stick with what ive got

if u didnt like mah post u didnt have to read it :D

Arioch, i am a charming princess in other words and should be treated that way, therefore i do not need to vote :D

are we all understood?

[Rotting Eye]

Originally posted by evil_blonde
damn massacre man

and

NEW ZEALAND

yeh thats right im so cool in mah lil country :D

thanx for the tip fluff but i think ill stick with what ive got

if u didnt like mah post u didnt have to read it :D

Arioch, i am a charming princess in other words and should be treated that way, therefore i do not need to vote :D

are we all understood?

I understand that you're an idiot.

[fluffho]

my tip is much better

i didnt say i didnt like the post. i just hinted that it was so retarded i had to read it (much like with my strange infatuation with ugly people)

like i said. massacre acts very mature. whereas you .... dont

[evil_blonde]

oh shucks you guys really make me feel loved

[kpropain]

Originally posted by evil_blonde
i dont vote in america, i dont vote at all.
i am the youngest princess of horror.com and dont need to vote, i will be president because i am the princess of the world already :D

ok maybe not but i seem to be able to convince people pretty easily to call me her majesty

its true im a princess coz ive got maori princess blood in me so :p

i am almost the youngest person on this forum if it wasnt for damn massacre man...

it says he is banned...is he really??

sorry to be random but if he is that therefore means im the youngest....party!!! :D:D:D:D

also I DONT LIVE IN FUCKING AMERICA

not trying to offend americans by calling their country fucking or anything but most of the adult and almost adult population most likely is anyways...

im just sick of ppl assuming the world is only based on americans and what americans think and america america fucking america!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok im calm now...

[nine9]

LOL! I love that pic where did you get it? So perfect! LOL!

[kpropain]

* Smiles Evil Grin * I could tell you but then I would have to kill you * Insert Evil Laugh Here* http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/violent/sterb113.gif

[nine9]

awwwwww shucks.....:(

[Devil7511]

I'm Canadian so I won't be voting for any of those dudes. I chose "voting is a waste of my damn time" anyways

[nine9]

Me too where are you from?

If you are willing to divulge..........

[SFF]

Originally posted by nine9
LOL! I love that pic where did you get it? So perfect! LOL!

He got it from EBaum's world. I prefer to make my own.

EDIT: The link:http://www.ebaumsworld.com/

He, not so cleverly, cuts the "Ebaum's World" tag from the bottom, to make it look as if they are his creations.:rolleyes:

[nine9]

Thanks I'll have to look there. But then I must die I suppose. LOL!

[SFF]

Originally posted by nine9
Thanks I'll have to look there. But then I must die I suppose. LOL!

LOL No, no dying required. Everybody knows about that site. It's no big secret or anything.

[kpropain]

Wrong again floppy lips I don't get mine from ebaum but another place and yes I do make some of mine.

[SFF]

Originally posted by kpropain
Wrong again floppy lips I don't get mine from ebaum but another place and yes I do make some of mine.

Umm sorry, but ALL of the ones you have been posting originated from Ebaum's World. They created them, even if they appear on other websites.

[kpropain]

*sarcasm* Oh I forgot you're always right. *sarcasm*

[nine9]

Like to see some of the ones you created!

V's website was really cool.

[SFF]

Originally posted by kpropain
*sarcasm* Oh I forgot you're always right. *sarcasm*

No, but I'm right about this.:D

[kpropain]

Originally posted by SFF
No, but I'm right about this.:D

No actually you are not, he takes stuff from the net and stuff people send in and put his ebaum logo on them dumb ass.

But o'well who gives a fuck anyway.

[SFF]

Originally posted by kpropain
No actually you are not, he takes stuff from the net and stuff people send in and put his ebaum logo on them dumb ass.

But o'well who gives a fuck anyway.

Why would he put his logo on them if they weren't his property? Regardless, Your knowledge of such things proves my previous statement. By the way:

[kpropain]

LOL quit using pics of your ex old man.

[SFF]

Originally posted by kpropain
LOL quit using pics of your ex old man.


LOL What's wrong?