list your worst movies ever

[Sculpt]

I have never seen a bad horror film. They're all good for the soul. ;)
Um... "He wants you too, Malachi." ::stick out tongue::

[Demon King marru]

I have never seen a bad horror film. They're all good for the soul. ;)

True but some of them we could've lived without, agreed?

[fudgetusk]

True but some of them we could've lived without, agreed?

Maybe I have a selective memory. It's what keeps me happy.

I just love the atmosphere of fear. I think horror films are spiritual in nature. They tell us truths about reality that aren't available in any other medium...except maybe conspiracy theory. David Icke is one of the best horror writers. You should read him.

REPTILIANS FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION!

[Oro13]

Um... "He wants you too, Malachi." ::stick out tongue::

Lol, yeah. But, to be honest, the first one is Citizen Kane when compared to the sequels. “ Harvest this, motherfucker! “ ring any bells ::sad::

As for worst... There’s not enough room on the internet to list all the garbage I’ve watched. But a lot of them I can either see the effort, or at least laugh at the camp.

SeedPeople, the remake of Psycho, Halloween Resurrection, and Steve Miner’s Day of the Dead are pretty high up there in terms of flicks I just hate.

[The Shroud]

Midnight Kiss
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge
Halloween H2O
Legend of the Mummy
Evil Dead (remake)

[Tommy Jarvis]

- La Horde
- Jason goes to hell

A few others that I only remember vaguely. And since it's sunday, I can't be bothered to do a lot of googling.)

[Morningriser]

Serial Slayer

How in the hell that movie ever got released by Lions Gate is beyond me. It had terrible acting, terrible camera work, bad writing and the killer is shown on the cover as some mean looking bald guy when the real killer was some punk ass kid.

[LuvablePsycho]

Orphan
The Unborn
The Possession
Mama
Sharknado
Resident Evil Apocalypse
Every Children of the Corn sequel (the first one was pretty good though)
Phantom of the Opera (the one directed by Joel Schumacher)
The Village
The Taking of Deborah Logan
Dawn of the Dead 2004 remake
Land of the Dead
Diary of the Dead
The remake of The Shining
The first remake of Carrie (god how many times is that movie going to get remade???)
Horrors of Spider Island (also one of my favorite MST3K riffs lol)
Jeepers Creepers 2
Paranormal Entity
Pumpkinhead 2: Blood Wings

Edit: added a few more movies I hate to the list.

[STTC2K18]

I just realized that we could post ANY "worst" movie ever, which I'll need to think on.

But I just saw Truth or Dare with Zach for the podcast, our episode drops this Tuesday, and man.... that was easily the worst horror movie I've seen in years. Effing TERRIBLE.

[LuvablePsycho]

I just realized that we could post ANY "worst" movie ever, which I'll need to think on.

But I just saw Truth or Dare with Zach for the podcast, our episode drops this Tuesday, and man.... that was easily the worst horror movie I've seen in years. Effing TERRIBLE.

I think I know what you mean, it's sad that when it comes to the horror genre there are a LOT more bad movies and not enough good ones. Most horror movies actually suck and only a few at a time ever seem to be decent enough for people to not quickly forget them.

[DeadbeatAtDawn]

Pitchfork, 2016
Day of the Dead: Bloodline, 2018
Corbin Nash, 2018
Children of the Corn : Runaway, 2018

[LuvablePsycho]

I just thought of another one. It's called "Stay Alive" and it's like a bad Ring rip-off about a video game that kills you when you play it.

Another bad rip-off of The Ring I remember was a movie called fear.com

[idoneus1957]

It has to be "Shriek of the Mutilated." When I commented to my sister that I had seen that movie on the late, late show, she answered: "My God, I thought I dreamed that movie!"

[idoneus1957]

Any sequel, except Bride of Frankenstein. Nowadays movie sequels are completely out of control.
Movie: The Universe comes to an end
Sequel. The universe comes to an end again

[idoneus1957]

I unfortunately can't warn you, because I forgot the title, but this movie was definitely deceptively packaged. It's not actually a vampire movie; it's about a mentally ill teenager who has a craving for blood. The box definitely showed her with fangs, which she didn't have. Bummer.

[LuvablePsycho]

Any sequel, except Bride of Frankenstein. Nowadays movie sequels are completely out of control.
Movie: The Universe comes to an end
Sequel. The universe comes to an end again

Sequels really aren't all that bad. I mean I agree that sometimes we get really crappy ones but sometimes we get really good ones too.

[DeadbeatAtDawn]

It has to be "Shriek of the Mutilated." When I commented to my sister that I had seen that movie on the late, late show, she answered: "My God, I thought I dreamed that movie!"


Watched the trailer, I must see this.


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[LuvablePsycho]

Anyone ever see Curse of the Cannibal Confederates? It's like what Night of the Living Dead would have been like if George Romero was a redneck director from Georgia without any talent.

[Oro13]

Anyone ever see Curse of the Cannibal Confederates? It's like what Night of the Living Dead would have been like if George Romero was a redneck director from Georgia without any talent.

Who also shot every scene in a basement... That he tented... At night... With a broken fog machine. You can’t see a goddamn thing, the audio is crap ( almost inaudible in parts ), and nothing. fucking. happens. It’s a murky mess of a film and it’s b o r i n g. One of the worst Troma flicks ever.
It’s the Manos of zombie flicks.

But it’s better than the original. I’m not kidding. It’s a remake.

::EEK!::

[DeadbeatAtDawn]

Curse of the Cannibal Confederates


Oh this is on Amazon Prime.


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[LuvablePsycho]

Who also shot every scene in a basement... That he tented... At night... With a broken fog machine. You can’t see a goddamn thing, the audio is crap ( almost inaudible in parts ), and nothing. fucking. happens. It’s a murky mess of a film and it’s b o r i n g. One of the worst Troma flicks ever.
It’s the Manos of zombie flicks.

But it’s better than the original. I’m not kidding. It’s a remake.

::EEK!::

Yeah the original was worse. What was it called? Night of Terror or something?

I think calling these two movies B movies would be too generous. ::big grin::

[Oro13]

Yeah the original was worse. What was it called? Night of Terror or something?

I think calling these two movies B movies would be too generous. ::big grin::

Yes, and let us never speak of it again.
I’d rather watch Pod People. Regular Pod People, not MST3k, than ever see those again. It stinks!

[LuvablePsycho]

Hell of the Living Dead aka Night of the Zombies was really bad and yet ironically it's one of my favorite zombie movies of all time. I liked how they used stock footage of actual tribal people in the scenes for the village and the gore effects were actually pretty good. Also the way this movie ripped off so many other zombie movies like Dawn of the Dead was kind of funny. It's like the director wanted to collect as many lawsuits as possible. ::big grin::

[LuvablePsycho]

Well some of us secretly like bad movies. They're fun to laugh at like the ones on Mystery Science Theater 3000. ::love::

[Sculpt]

Well some of us secretly like bad movies. They're fun to laugh at like the ones on Mystery Science Theater 3000. ::love::
Here's a tough one... can you think of the best MST3K film/episode?

Off the top of my head, I think I'd say Gamera. Of course talking about the original MST3k series.

[LuvablePsycho]

Here's a tough one... can you think of the best MST3K film/episode?

Off the top of my head, I think I'd say Gamera. Of course talking about the original MST3k series.

Unfortunately I haven't seen every single episode and I only know about the ones I watched on the SciFi channel as a kid plus the episodes that are available on Netflix and Hulu. Some of my favorites are:

The Horrors of Spider Island
Jack Frost
Squirm
Catalina Caper (love the Creepy Girl song lol)
Final Justice
Incredibly Strange Creatures
Avalanche (from the new show on Netflix)

[Oro13]

While Manos is a go to episode ( mostly because it’s the only way to make that flick remotely watchable ), I’d have to say that the funniest episodes of MST3k are Space Mutiny and Cave Dwellers.

Space Mutiny is on Netflix right now, go watch it if you haven’t seen it, and get ready to bow before Reb Brown’s manly war cry while driving a tiny zamboni. The Cave Dwellers episode is a bit harder to find, but it’s far and away the one episode that consistantly gets a great reaction, every time.

“ How much Keefe is in this movie? MILES O’KEEFE!!! “ Classic.

Pumaman is also a worthy mention, if for no other reason than to wonder what the fuck bet Donald Pleasence lost to be in it ::big grin::


Edit: Found this for you guys, go make some popcorn and enjoy.

https://youtu.be/ZKO6M8heGU0

[LuvablePsycho]

While Manos is a go to episode ( mostly because it’s the only way to make that flick remotely watchable ), I’d have to say that the funniest episodes of MST3k are Space Mutiny and Cave Dwellers.

Space Mutiny is on Netflix right now, go watch it if you haven’t seen it, and get ready to bow before Reb Brown’s manly war cry while driving a tiny zamboni. The Cave Dwellers episode is a bit harder to find, but it’s far and away the one episode that consistantly gets a great reaction, every time.

“ How much Keefe is in this movie? MILES O’KEEFE!!! “ Classic.

Pumaman is also a worthy mention, if for no other reason than to wonder what the fuck bet Donald Pleasence lost to be in it ::big grin::


Edit: Found this for you guys, go make some popcorn and enjoy.

https://youtu.be/ZKO6M8heGU0

Yeah I've seen Space Mutiny and Pumaman too. I absolutely loved the way that the bots were trashing the 80's during the credits and making fun of poor Mike lol. I also really liked Pumaman and not just for the riffs. Even though it was a very lame superhero movie I found it to be kind of charming in a silly sort of way. Maybe it was because of the music? I dunno lol.

Final Justice was a really good one. I just loved the way they shredded Joe Don Baker especially during the ending credits. ::big grin::

[idoneus1957]

There are so many ways a movie can be bad.

So bad it's funny, like Plan 9 from Outer Space. This is the rarest kind.

So bad you're embarrassed to watch it, like Dracula--The Dirty Old Man.

The kind where the movie is simply ho-hum and boring, like...so many choices.

Or the movie is so formulaic you can almost predict the rest of the movie from the first ten minutes.

[LuvablePsycho]

There are so many ways a movie can be bad.

So bad it's funny, like Plan 9 from Outer Space. This is the rarest kind.

So bad you're embarrassed to watch it, like Dracula--The Dirty Old Man.

The kind where the movie is simply ho-hum and boring, like...so many choices.

Or the movie is so formulaic you can almost predict the rest of the movie from the first ten minutes.

Then there's your mediocre big budget Hollywood movies that nobody likes but Hollywood still makes a lot of money off of them anyways.

It sickens me the way Hollywood can do that.::sad::

[idoneus1957]

Here's one: The Corpse Grinders, from the 1960s.

I can see that this thread got a lot of responses. It's a natural, like the Dave Barry column in which he asks people to vote for their choice for worst pop song. This became the book Dave Barry's Book of Bad Songs. The winner was the song "McArthur Park." Barry also got a huge response when he asked people to write about tv commercials they really hate.

[idoneus1957]

Shoot, why don't they just go ahead and make the sequel first?

"Sequel: the movie. Re-live the excitement for the first time."

[Sculpt]

Shoot, why don't they just go ahead and make the sequel first?

"Sequel: the movie. Re-live the excitement for the first time."
LOL

[LuvablePsycho]

I understand why people dislike sequels but they're not always bad. Most of the sequels to Night of the Living Dead were really good, and I personally felt that Ju-On 2 and Bride of Chucky were examples of sequels being better than the originals.

[idoneus1957]

I have to plead guilty. When my cable provider shows Bride of Chucky, I stop watching after Jennifer Tilly turns into a little doll. What a waste of a gorgeous woman, to turn her into an ugly doll.

[idoneus1957]

Really? They shot the whole movie in the basement? That reminds me of an old skit on the 1980s tv show SCTV. The tv studio makes a horror movie, and to hide the total lack of a budget, they shoot the whole movie in the studio basement with the lights turned out. They called it "Doorway to Hell."

[idoneus1957]

I saw a movie back in the 1970s called "Cannibal Girls." Like many horror-comedies, it was neither scary nor funny. It featured Eugene Levy, from SCTV.
The movie must not have been very memorable, because I don't remember anything from it except the line on the poster: "They do EXACTLY what you think they do!"

[LuvablePsycho]

I have to plead guilty. When my cable provider shows Bride of Chucky, I stop watching after Jennifer Tilly turns into a little doll. What a waste of a gorgeous woman, to turn her into an ugly doll.

I guess I didn't care about Jennifer Tilly's sex appeal, I just liked Tiffany as a character because she was Chucky's equal but in a more feminine way. I enjoyed the way that they were always trying to outdo each other with the way that they murdered their victims.

[idoneus1957]

I do like the scene where she is in the bathtub watching Bride of Frankenstein on tv. I hope that inspired someone to see Bride of Frankenstein.

[idoneus1957]

Yes, there are not enough good anything.

When Theodore Sturgeon was the guest of honor at the World Science Fiction Convention, in his speech, he shocked them all by saying "Ninety percent of science fiction is crap." After their jaws dropped, he clarified: "Ninety percent of everything is crap."

(I read somewhere that Sturgeon claimed he had said "crud" not "crap", but for some reason people who quote it always say crap.)

[LuvablePsycho]

I do like the scene where she is in the bathtub watching Bride of Frankenstein on tv. I hope that inspired someone to see Bride of Frankenstein.

I did watch it myself and I enjoyed it. :)

I loved all the scenes of her in her trailer. I thought it was cool how she decorated it with lots of creepy dolls and beautiful gothic decorations. She had a really classy yet creepy sense of style and she definitely made that cramp little mobile home feel stylish. ::cool::


Anyways speaking of terrible movies has anybody seen or heard of Porn Star Zombies? Or how about Zombies vs Strippers? Those are some of the worst zombie movies imaginable!

[idoneus1957]

Where can I buy a copy of Voodoo for Dummies?

[idoneus1957]

I think it's called "The Eye Creatures." The book I read said it was an uncredited remake of Invasion of the Saucer Men, and said that if you ever catch in tv late at night when you are half asleep, you may doubt your sanity.

[idoneus1957]

Psycho II may be no "Psycho", but when it was in the theaters, I was in a period where I would watch anything if it had Meg or Jennifer Tilly. There is so much gorgeousness in the Tilly family that it just isn't fair.

I thought the plotting was pretty clever.

[LuvablePsycho]

Where can I buy a copy of Voodoo for Dummies?

Good question! I tried looking up that book on the internet myself. ::big grin::

[idoneus1957]

Dracula etc. is a real cheapo from the seventies. I rented this from the video store but didn't watch the whole thing. It was unbearable. I think they lost the soundtrack, and the voice over narration makes you cringe. I was ashamed to belong to the same species as the people who made this movie.

There are some movies that make you realize how much worse a movie can be than two hours of staring at the wall.