A break from horror

[Angelakillsluts]

I know this is a horror forum, but does that mean we have to talk about horror all the time? I mean this site is getting kind of decrepit , there's only a certain amount of times you want to reply to a thread about Halloween or Friday the 13th.

What is this folder really for anyways? Most of the stuff I see here could be going in the modern horror forum. I think we need more true general discussion in here.

So how about funny things that happened to you. Can anybody remember a funny thing that happened to them? (or a friend I guess) Anything goes (sex, drugs whatever.)

It doesn't matter if it just happened or happened years ago.

[Steve_Hutchison]

funny thing that happened to me : terror toons and shrooms

[hellfire1]

ever try to fool around with a cast on your leg ?? ... not easy :o :p

[Angelakillsluts]

stories people, stories. :p

[massacre man]

alright i was on the bus an 8th grader got mad at a 6th grader the 8th grader put his hand around the 6th graders throat he started to squeeze the 6th grader lightly punched him the 8th grader ran back to his seat crying

[Sam The Egg]

One time I came up with a plan to destroy the world using coffee makers that could think...and it worked

[AmarylandPsycho]

I was on a head full of mushrooms out in San Fran while I was in the coast guard. They busted down my door while I was tripping face and cuffed me and threw me in the back of the patrol car. The dining hall caught on fire and the cops were just driving around it with their lights flashing. Not a funny experience but one that has made me who I am today.

[settdid]

When I was like 3 or 4, we lived in Utah. My brother and I went out to play and while we were playing a giant Dragon Fly started Chasing us...I'm dead serious...this thing was like a foot long and was all different colors! Well, my brother makes a mad dash for the house and gets there safely. Meanwhile, i am still stuck outside with this freakin Dragon fly. After a minutes or two, it stopped chasing me and flew away....Thinking back, i should have just run into the house too.

[newb]

A BREAK FROM HORROR! But this is a horror movie forum.If I want a break from horror, I would go to another non-horror forum. OH I don't know, maybe the "Care Bears Forum" or "The Really Nice Forum Where Everybody Gets Along and Noobs Are Considered People Too Forum" But a break from horror, I think not.

[SFF]

Originally posted by newb
A BREAK FROM HORROR! But this is a horror movie forum.If I want a break from horror, I would go to another non-horror forum. OH I don't know, maybe the "Care Bears Forum" or "The Really Nice Forum Where Everybody Gets Along and Noobs Are Considered People Too Forum" But a break from horror, I think not.

Well, this is the general forum. And it does say "talk about ANYTHING here." That is the whole reason I made the "Fist Fucking" thread, back when Avenger was mod, to prove a point. You can talk about whatever you want here. So, as for new topics, I nominate Terry O'Quinn. heh;) :p

[newb]

I understand he was a golden gloves boxing champ in his younger day and holds a black belt in karate.

[SFF]

Originally posted by newb
I understand he was a golden gloves boxing champ in his younger day and holds a black belt in karate.

Yep. He was a bodyguard for a while, as well. Oh, and he's sexy as hell.;)

[Sam The Egg]

and I heard he also found the cure for cancer, and only told Alliyah (that singer chick)

[SFF]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
and I heard he also found the cure for cancer, and only told Alliyah (that singer chick)

LOL Uuuh OK

Anyhow, all of those are correct. I wasn't lying about it.

[Sam The Egg]

oh, and he wrote all of Leonard Cohen's songs

[newb]

"Bird on a Wire" is my fav.

[Rotting Eye]

I remember back in the day when I played volleyball, I was getting on the bus after a game, and this included the junior varsity team, and the varsity team. JV was all sophomores and varsity was all seniors.

My friend and I were sitting on opposite seats, cuz bus seats are so fucking small, when one of the seniors came up to him and asked him to move so he could sit there. That being fucking hilarious, I started to laugh my ass off. My friend never moved, so the guy that asked him to ended up sitting behind me. After he sat down, half the varsity team lectured me on how seniors get priority because they're older. I argued with them for a while, until the guy behind me slapped me upside the head. So I turned around and was like wtf? and smacked him back. Then the coaches jumped in...

I woulda leveled his ass. He was only half my size and near three years older. Stupid half-pint. Aaahh... high school memories.

Oh, you wanted it sex or drug related didn't you? Well, the guy behind me was a major pothead. There ya go.

If I remember something else I'll post it. Story time is fun.

[Sam The Egg]

once I saw a guy in a Demolition Man movie shirt with a Flock of Seagulls haircut playing the bagpipes...so I stabbed him to death

[Rotting Eye]

Bird on a wire.. that reminds me of the Pixar short. Pretty damn funny.

Although I like Knick Knack the best... Had the best background music too, made by Bobby McFerin.

[Rotting Eye]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
once I saw a guy in a Demolition Man movie shirt with a Flock of Seagulls haircut playing the bagpipes...so I stabbed him to death

You shoulda asked him if he knew how to use the three seashells.


The world may never know...

[Sam The Egg]

I do

[Rotting Eye]

OH OH OH SHARE THE KNOWLEDGE

[Sam The Egg]

NEVAH!

[Rotting Eye]

Then I'll sic my snakes on you.

Asps.... very dangerous.
















You go first.

[Sam The Egg]

I'll use my Gladware full of Judd Nelson's semen on them!

[Rotting Eye]

I'll counterattack with Mick Jagger's giant mouth of doom, and swallow them all!

[Sam The Egg]

it won't be the first time Mick Jaggar has swallowed Judd Nelson's cum, I can tell ya that

[Rotting Eye]

Maybe that's why Jaggar is still so active? Great sex life.

[Sam The Egg]

no, it's because Judd Nelson's semen is like the fountain of youth...but with sperm

[Rotting Eye]

So that's why some old people are still so active.... Judd Nelson must be marketing his sperm! BRILLIANT!

[Sam The Egg]

that's why he could afford to do shitty movies like Steel or Light It Up

[Rotting Eye]

It all makes sense now....

He should write a book and make an infomercial on how to make money.

[Sam The Egg]

and it can be called "the Breakfast Club...but with semen"

[Rotting Eye]

Or "Breakfast at Tiffany's... only instead of that being hollandaise sauce on the eggs benedict it's semen"

now there's a selling title

[Sam The Egg]

or "The Cum Guzzling Space Blondes vs. The Plastic Self-Cleaning Ducks"

[Rotting Eye]

he should put all three titles on the book, that way it'll appeal to the most audiences.


i wonder if he chugs his own splooge... now there's a true man.

[Sam The Egg]

of course he does. I mean, have you SEEN Airheads?

[Rotting Eye]

touche mr. bond. touche

[Sam The Egg]

hey, don't think you can out-wit me by using your fancy-french lingo.

[Rotting Eye]

swahili it is

*clickclick*fucking*clickityCLICK*

take that

[Sam The Egg]

eyhay, on'tday ouyay evenway ytray atthat itshay ithway emay!

[Rotting Eye]

if giving me a headache was your goal by getting me to read that, i commend you.

ich kann etwas aus deutsch schreiben... aber deutsch ist ein blode Sprache

[Sam The Egg]

I think you mean blöd

[Rotting Eye]

too lazy to put the umlaut. don't know the alt code for them and don't want to go to a translation page to copy and paste.

and technically it should have been 'blodes'

been a while since i've taken german.

[fluffho]

took me a while but i finally thought of a funny story. well its only mildly funny, but its hard to re mmeber everything considering i do all kinds of weird shit all the time

i was out with my friend najme. we were pumping gas when we see this muscularly p erson with tattoos. she said 'oh hes kinda cute' and im like 'meh too skinny for my liking' so we kept tr ying to look at the person and well we finally got a good look and it was a chick. a fuckin chick. one of the MANLIEST chicks i ever seen and worse was this was on a marine base so yeh....

...scary...

[jay o2 waster]

Originally posted by fluffho
took me a while but i finally thought of a funny story. well its only mildly funny, but its hard to re mmeber everything considering i do all kinds of weird shit all the time

i was out with my friend najme. we were pumping gas when we see this muscularly p erson with tattoos. she said 'oh hes kinda cute' and im like 'meh too skinny for my liking' so we kept tr ying to look at the person and well we finally got a good look and it was a chick. a fuckin chick. one of the MANLIEST chicks i ever seen and worse was this was on a marine base so yeh....

...scary...

LMFAO

[jay o2 waster]

my brother shit his pants in sears, and the turd fell out of his pant leg inn front of the courtsey desk, and they put a wet floor sign overit

[Sam The Egg]

Originally posted by Rotting Eye
too lazy to put the umlaut. don't know the alt code for them and don't want to go to a translation page to copy and paste.

and technically it should have been 'blodes'

been a while since i've taken german.

actually, if you want to do it without the umlaut, it would be bloed

[Rotting Eye]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
actually, if you want to do it without the umlaut, it would be bloed

well you obviously knew what word i was using anyway, so blod is fine.

[Sam The Egg]

yep. *Is taking a German class*

[Rotting Eye]

Ich sorge mich nicht. Dein Po ist mir egal.

Ich kann auf deinem Cadaver pinkln.

Wie geht es dir?

[hellfire1]

je peux jouer moi aussi ? :D

[Rotting Eye]

Originally posted by hellfire1
je peux jouer moi aussi ? :D

Sorry, I only know cool languages. :p

Or semi-cool...

Hell, German isn't cool at all.

[hellfire1]

prefieres que te hable asi tal vez ??? lol :p

[Rotting Eye]

Was hast du gesagt? Ich kann dich nicht verstehen.

Bitte sehr, hal die Fresse. :p

[hellfire1]

how i love the online translator :D

[Sam The Egg]

¸÷ù Ýíá ðÝïò åßêïóé ôñéþí ßíôóáò!

[GorePhobia]

iche libie diche

[Rotting Eye]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
¸÷ù Ýíá ðÝïò åßêïóé ôñéþí ßíôóáò!

You took the words right out of my mouth.

[Rotting Eye]

Originally posted by GorePhobia
iche libie diche

Blass mir einen, scheissekopf.

Leck meine Fusse.

[fluffho]

Es gibt kleine Manner in meine Nase.

Another silly story:

well its not really silly but its mean. i was talking to this one dude and his friend. and we were talking about these guys who were getting in trouble for underage drinking. so i looked at the guy i was talking to and i said 'ok you i think your legal to drink' and then i looked at the other guy and i said 'and you i DEFINITELY know your old eonugh to drink'

so he goes "ok how old am i?"

so i was like 'ummm.. i dont know dont ask me that!'

so he goes 'no im serious. tell me'

now ill tell ya this guy is bald, with a lumpy head. BIG ears! big nose too! and even if he shaves he stills has a 4 oclock shadow. not to mention hes not just skin and bones, but hes like bones with skin pulled tightly over him - in other words, a UGLY ASS DUDE

so i say, in a cute, trying to lessen the blow kind of way '.. late 20s early 30s?'

'i'm 19'

then i was like 'OHHH THATS WHAT I MEANT' then i felt bad

but he gave me $2. so we're ok

but hes a weird dude he drives a manual camry and he hooked it up like a rice rocket.......

and once he didnt bathe for a whole week! im not kidding

OMG the stories i can tell about this guy alone. but it doesnt really work without pics. ill get some :D
;) ;) ;) ;) :D

[jay o2 waster]

LMAO

[massacre man]

ching chong cho chee lo han

[death_to_all]

What are you people saying? I only know a little german and I have not the faintest idea what you are talking about. I think that this site is cool and I'm bored.
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[AmarylandPsycho]

About what?

[Evis™]

Ich mchte katzen essen und esel lang lecken alle nacht

[Rotting Eye]

Translators generally don't work very well

What you actually wanted to say is

"Ich mochte Scheide und Po alle Nacht lecken."

While we're on the topic, I've been waiting for that Po-lecken you've been promising me.

[Leper Messiah]

Originally posted by fluffho
Es gibt kleine Manner in meine Nase.

Another silly story:

well its not really silly but its mean. i was talking to this one dude and his friend. and we were talking about these guys who were getting in trouble for underage drinking. so i looked at the guy i was talking to and i said 'ok you i think your legal to drink' and then i looked at the other guy and i said 'and you i DEFINITELY know your old eonugh to drink'

so he goes "ok how old am i?"

so i was like 'ummm.. i dont know dont ask me that!'

so he goes 'no im serious. tell me'

now ill tell ya this guy is bald, with a lumpy head. BIG ears! big nose too! and even if he shaves he stills has a 4 oclock shadow. not to mention hes not just skin and bones, but hes like bones with skin pulled tightly over him - in other words, a UGLY ASS DUDE

so i say, in a cute, trying to lessen the blow kind of way '.. late 20s early 30s?'

'i'm 19'

then i was like 'OHHH THATS WHAT I MEANT' then i felt bad

but he gave me $2. so we're ok

but hes a weird dude he drives a manual camry and he hooked it up like a rice rocket.......

and once he didnt bathe for a whole week! im not kidding

OMG the stories i can tell about this guy alone. but it doesnt really work without pics. ill get some :D
;) ;) ;) ;) :D

Sounds like a real winner.

[death_to_all]

omg I think you are right. lol.

[massacre man]

ok me sam gore evis MichaelMyers and jay were all walking down the street MM snuck into a bar he got drunk and thought evis was a horse jay ended up getting drunk and made out with gore hahahaha

[jay o2 waster]

:eek: u weren't supposed to tell everyone

[Freddy Krueger.]

Originally posted by Angelakillsluts
I know this is a horror forum, but does that mean we have to talk about horror all the time? I think that why this site is called HORROR.COM. So, I think you are surpose to talk about horror. Ands theres plenty of Horror stuff you can talk about, besides Friday the 13th of Halloween.

[massacre man]

oh and about halloween...

[death_to_all]

Yeah I think that's right I'm sick of it.