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novakru
02-19-2011, 03:43 PM
Let's start with sex....


I haven't had any for a LONG fucking time, since the month before my ex left which was...July '09...I think...?
I thought I would wait until my head and heart were stronger.
I had been in a marriage where the sex was ...married. And I did not want to jump into something just to inflate my ego.
Well, I sort of did...last year I met a really cool boy (or so I thought)...yes-a younger man (28/Tall & Yummy) and he was into me and it seemed like we had chemistry and then we did not and since he started stalking my house and doing other devious things...I am very glad I did not sleep with him. But that is over and moving on...
I think I am an asshole magnet.
BUT
I have just met via inter webs a most interesting person whom I would REALLY LIKE to, at some point in the near future, have wild crazy intense sex for 4 hours that will leave me with not One coherent thought in my head the next morning.
I figure 13 years of bad sex-the next person I am with better be Fucking good...awesomely good.
But, right now, while I wallow in this horrid stagnant place...entertain me with stories of the WILDEST place you ever..
DID IT

I'll start:
Mine was several places actually-

On the beach under a boat
On the beach under the pier
Pizza Hut bathroom
Daisy field beside a major highway

I will just stop there...I had a bit of a wild streak in my early 20's...and not guilty about it in the least...I just thank god videoing every move every body makes and cell phone cameras were not as prevalent back then..whew:rolleyes:
Freak
02-19-2011, 07:02 PM
What the hell is sex?
novakru
02-19-2011, 08:07 PM
And this is why I stay the fuck away from this fucking forum
Freak
02-19-2011, 08:08 PM
You need to calm down.
ManchestrMorgue
02-19-2011, 10:41 PM
Well I hope things get better for you in the near future Nova. You seem like a nice person and deserve a break.

I guess though, you never know what is around the corner. Good situations turn bad and bad ones turn good. Hope it works out for you.
TheWickerFan
02-20-2011, 03:27 AM
I've been very fortunate. At the age of seventeen I met this 24 year old Englishman who swept me off my feet.

After 23 years together, we've pretty much tried everything.:D
Ferox13
02-20-2011, 09:35 AM
entertain me with stories of the WILDEST place you ever..
DID IT

In the butt?
TheWickerFan
02-20-2011, 09:54 AM
In the butt?

That urban legend is 100% true:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1T5E4cVwyBE
ChronoGrl
02-20-2011, 12:29 PM
I'm not as wild as I used to be, but there was:

On the beach
In a public tennis court
In an airplane bathroom (Mile High Club baby! WOO!)


:cool:
newb
02-20-2011, 05:39 PM
Car

Mini-van

Dining room table...yeah...ewwww

swimming pool
Freak
02-20-2011, 07:30 PM
Graveyard a few times

Dads garage

In the Kmart stock room before it closed down
crabapple
02-20-2011, 08:46 PM
Oh, Nova, nova, nova!

You make the kookiest threads sometimes. But that's why I like them!

I think you should watch The Gate a couple of times tonight, to, you know, unwind and stuff.
wufongtan.
02-20-2011, 10:32 PM
And this is why I stay the fuck away from this fucking forum

Settle down. This is a horror forum not a "ican;t get laid good" forum.
So if you start talking shit like this, don't get upset if people make a random comment.
Fearonsarms
02-20-2011, 11:32 PM
I'm not sure about wild...but outside a public library was pretty bizarre. This was in the late 90s I'd be plastered all over the news if it happened now.
cheebacheeba
02-21-2011, 01:20 AM
Didn't really go for "wild" just, wherever.
So like, in my place there's not many places or much furniture that haven't played a part.
A few times got her up on a running washing machine, that works pretty well.

Never been one to bother going long sex sessions though...not to be said we both don't get ours though...just that I'd rather multiple fucks than one long big nice-idea-at-first but boring-and-chafing in the end type fuck.
That and, my chick goes EEEASY. Seriously, it's like my dick is the switch and it's just on like that...Sure I'd like to think it's about me, but it's probably just her.

Best I reckon?
On the floor...a hard floor with her on top...nothing to push into, it just works.
ferretchucker
02-21-2011, 06:09 AM
A friend's sofa while she slept upstairs

A friends caravan while he was making lunch


That's it for me, but COME ON, I still gotz da time!
TheWickerFan
02-21-2011, 06:43 AM
A friend's sofa while she slept upstairs

A friends caravan while he was making lunch


That's it for me, but COME ON, I still gotz da time!

I don't think solo work counts.:rolleyes:
ferretchucker
02-21-2011, 01:58 PM
I don't think solo work counts.:rolleyes:

I assure you, he was real :p
cheebacheeba
04-15-2019, 09:09 PM
I was wondering whatever happened to nova...seems this was her last thread and post...kinda sad that it went the way it did, then she left. Hm.
hammerfan
04-16-2019, 03:27 AM
I was wondering whatever happened to nova...seems this was her last thread and post...kinda sad that it went the way it did, then she left. Hm.

I know the last time I saw her on Facebook, she was having some serious emotional/mental issues. I'm also know her ex was threatening to take the kids away. I hope I'm wrong, but, my mind keeps going down dark paths as to her whereabouts.
cheebacheeba
04-16-2019, 04:32 AM
Well hey if you know her on fb, maybe check in?
That's a shit of a thing to hear. Hope she's ok.
hammerfan
04-17-2019, 03:41 AM
Well hey if you know her on fb, maybe check in?
That's a shit of a thing to hear. Hope she's ok.

She's not on there anymore
cheebacheeba
04-17-2019, 03:51 AM
Hm. Ah well, maybe she might still see email subscriptions or some such and see us in here.