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viken
02-04-2011, 03:16 AM
Hi.
I'm viken. I'm pretty awesome.
I like horror movies and heavy metal and drugs. I like eating other peoples food. I can build stuff pretty good, like with hammers and screws and stuff. I have 2 cats that are scared of my 3 chickens and I really liked the torture scenes in The Passion of Christ.
Do you know what has 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.
What's the difference between a baby and a pound of cocaine?
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a pound of cocaine fall out a window.
swiss tony
02-04-2011, 07:46 AM
Welcome!
What has three legs and lives on a farm?
The McCartneys (the saddest thing about their divorce was the fact they rendered this pretty funny joke obsolete)
What is six inches long and starts with a P (pee)?
A shit (everybody assumes you're going to penis)
Why did Uhuru leave Star Trek?
Cause William Shatner.
Anyway, those are my best jokes.
Sistinas666
02-04-2011, 08:00 AM
Neverending just unbanned me for 1 minute so I could give you a special message:
FUCK YOU!
viken
02-04-2011, 01:20 PM
Neverending just unbanned me for 1 minute so I could give you a special message:
FUCK YOU!
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and awesome trek joke from Tony.
MarkJeremy
02-04-2011, 01:54 PM
But I don't have any good jokes, farm animals or left-over drugs...and anything I ever made with hammers and screws fell apart. I do however have a pretty cool video I'd like to share that some friends of mine just made and it will completely validate that Def Lepard joke below :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzIUKos5hs4
Hi.
I'm viken. I'm pretty awesome.
I like horror movies and heavy metal and drugs. I like eating other peoples food. I can build stuff pretty good, like with hammers and screws and stuff. I have 2 cats that are scared of my 3 chickens and I really liked the torture scenes in The Passion of Christ.
Do you know what has 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.
What's the difference between a baby and a pound of cocaine?
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a pound of cocaine fall out a window.
swiss tony
02-10-2011, 01:23 PM
Really loved the trailer. What is about including an asian child that instantly makes things spooky/eery? Was that racist?:) It's a compliment, if anything!