Horror to make my mates crap their pants :)

[Jokuc]

Alright, so I am a big fan of horror and I've seen alot of movies. Now in some weeks my friends and I will have a movie night and I should pick a movie.
So guys, can you please give me some really scary movies?
And what I want is movies like "Friday The 13th", "Halloween", "The hills run red" and so on. I hope you understand what I mean. I don't know how to describe it.. Maybe "People run away from a killer (good if he's with mask or a scary looking monsterface) in dark places" With "Scary looking monster" I mean stuff like the nice dudes in "The hills have eyes" or something. I DO NOT want splatter movies. Because (yes, they are good ones) but they are not scary. So I am not looking for some blood donation or something (I do not think that blood is disgusting in horrors or so) but too much blood and I lol.


PLEASE, DO NOT SAY ANY OF THESE:
(It's in the "category" I want but I have already seen them. Please note that this is not all I have seen in tis "category" but I have a really bad memory so I can't remember everything)


-The Texas Chinsaw Masscare
-Halloween
-Friday The 13th
-The Shining
-Scream
-A Nightmare on Elm Street
-The Hills Run Red

I know more but I cannot remember more right now :p

oh and by the way DO NOT SAY THE EXORCIST OR SAW because they are good movies but they are not in the "category" I want and I have already seen them. I said this because people spammed me those movie titles eaven when I said that that's not what I want. anyways this is maybe the most important of all:

DO NOT GIVE ME GHOST OR "GOD'S WILL" MOVIES BECAUSE I DO NOT BELIEVE IN GOD OR GHOSTS. Actully I think it's Ridiculous.

Thanks in advance.
oh by the way, the dead line is in 4 weeks from now.
Greetings from me :)

[Edit] oh Sorry The Hills Run Red is a Splatter too but it's the stuff I want. Masked killers.

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[TheWickerFan]

I have the perfect movie. It's called The Gate.http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5XRik3JEuuY/RwQDAoRGiII/AAAAAAAAASg/sCdCN_XwjpY/s400/the_gate1.jpg

[Jokuc]

Alright, do you have another one?
I mean I want something to choose from :D
And also; how old is it? Will it make my friends unable to get sleep? :p

By the way I am new here, how can I add a profile pic?

[Edit] never mind I found the year

[Karl Kopfrkingl]

Interestingly there was a recent thread that might have been titled "top ten horror movies from the last decade to recommend to somebody you don't know who has very specific viewing requirements". The original list was:

Alone In The Dark
The Fog
Scary Movie 2
When a Stranger Calls
Doom
Black Christmas
Premonition
Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem
Halloween Resurrection
Van Helsing

A few other movies were discussed like House of the Dead, My Bloody Valentine, Seed of Chucky, The Final Destination and Scream 3. I'm sure if you do a search you will be able to find the full discussion of all these masterpieces of the genre.

[Jokuc]

Interestingly there was a recent thread that might have been titled "top ten horror movies from the last decade to recommend to somebody you don't know who has very specific viewing requirements". The original list was:

Alone In The Dark
The Fog
Scary Movie 2
When a Stranger Calls
Doom
Black Christmas
Premonition
Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem
Halloween Resurrection
Van Helsing

A few other movies were discussed like House of the Dead, My Bloody Valentine, Seed of Chucky, The Final Destination and Scream 3. I'm sure if you do a search you will be able to find the full discussion of all these masterpieces of the genre.

Hehe I have already seen all of them exept "Premonition" :D

[TheWickerFan]

Giant Spider Invasion:http://thumbnails.hulu.com/18/728/88807_512x288_generated__0NvMtTt290aMNgYB+eEVgg.jp g

[scouse mac]

Kolobos
Cold Prey 1 & 2
Rec
The Thing

[Sistinas666]

I have the perfect movie. It's called The Gate.http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5XRik3JEuuY/RwQDAoRGiII/AAAAAAAAASg/sCdCN_XwjpY/s400/the_gate1.jpg



Dammit Wicker! You beat me too it! That was my thought exactly, then I scrolled down.:mad: You're good!:cool:

[Diabolical]

Are yall serious about the gate? im about to receive it from netflix. and that top 10 list a few post up has to be a joke. Halloween resurection? Really?

Heres some in no particular order...

Shaun of the Dead
Let the Right One In
The House of 1000 Corpses
Grindhouse(tarantino)
Dawn of the dead (2004)
Haute Tension
Zombieland
Trick R Treat

Thats just some recent ones....you want older ones too?

Damn, that top10 list was awful...

[Jokuc]

Kolobos
Cold Prey 1 & 2
Rec
The Thing

Haha sorry I've seen them too :p
I have a really bad memory so I do not remember what I see :D
Hm wait I have not seen Cold Prey 2 only the first one. But maybe you have to start at the first one if my mates should get the point? :rolleyes:

[Jokuc]

Dammit Wicker! You beat me too it! That was my thought exactly, then I scrolled down.:mad: You're good!:cool:

I was looking at some info about it and it donsn't look that scary..
Is it really so scary so they won't give us sleep? :rolleyes:

[Elvis_Christ]

my mates

http://davidcgarcia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/retards-partying.jpg

[Jokuc]

Are yall serious about the gate? im about to receive it from netflix. and that top 10 list a few post up has to be a joke. Halloween resurection? Really?

Heres some in no particular order...

Shaun of the Dead
Let the Right One In
The House of 1000 Corpses
Grindhouse(tarantino)
Dawn of the dead (2004)
Haute Tension
Zombieland
Trick R Treat

Thats just some recent ones....you want older ones too?

Damn, that top10 list was awful...


-Shaun of the Dead >I SAID NO SPLATTERS
-Let the Right One In >It's a Swedish movie, of course I have seen it. And I did not like it. Did not scare me at all.
-The House of 1000 Corpses >I have seen it atleast 2 times.
-Grindhouse(tarantino) >Sucks
-Dawn of the dead (2004) >Agin NO SPLATTERS
-Haute Tension >Please tell me some about it
-Zombieland >lol It's a comedy.. ;)
-Trick R Treat >I must say I really love this movie. But..
I have already seen it 4 times :rolleyes:


Anything else? :D

[Jokuc]

http://davidcgarcia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/retards-partying.jpg

Ha ha -.-
Serious answers here please

[TheWickerFan]

Dammit Wicker! You beat me too it! That was my thought exactly, then I scrolled down.:mad: You're good!:cool:

Sorry, didn't mean to steal it from you.

How about The Stuff?http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Ne5Lb2SiFHg/R_JT8DoHrkI/AAAAAAAAK_g/-41j77XO6Yo/s400/stuff+15.jpg

[Ferox13]

http://www.echemist.co.uk/productmedia/senokot_tablets.jpg

[TheWickerFan]

http://www.echemist.co.uk/productmedia/senokot_tablets.jpg

That would do it.:D

[TheWickerFan]

-Shaun of the Dead >I SAID NO SPLATTERS
-Let the Right One In >It's a Swedish movie, of course I have seen it. And I did not like it. Did not scare me at all.
-The House of 1000 Corpses >I have seen it atleast 2 times.
-Grindhouse(tarantino) >Sucks
-Dawn of the dead (2004) >Agin NO SPLATTERS
-Haute Tension >Please tell me some about it
-Zombieland >lol It's a comedy.. ;)
-Trick R Treat >I must say I really love this movie. But..
I have already seen it 4 times :rolleyes:


Anything else? :D

Correct response: Thank you Diabolical, for recommending some fantastic movies. I appreciate your help.:rolleyes:

[Sistinas666]

This thread is great. I seriously just laughed hard at this shit.:D

[TheWickerFan]

This thread is great. I seriously just laughed hard at this shit.:D

If you laughed so hard you crapped your pants, then I guess we helped this person out:D.

[Straker]

DO NOT GIVE ME GHOST OR "GOD'S WILL" MOVIES [SIZE="1"]BECAUSE I DO NOT BELIEVE IN GOD OR GHOSTS. Actully I think it's Ridiculous.



I thought that comment was awesome, that has to be the best motivation I ever heard for not watching a horror movie.

[TheWickerFan]

Wow! I didn't notice that. God and ghosts - no; demons and monsters - okay.

Also, was he in the process of shrinking when he wrote that?

[Jokuc]

Correct response: Thank you Diabolical, for recommending some fantastic movies. I appreciate your help.:rolleyes:


Yeye.. whatever :D
But do you got anything else?
I mean there must be more.. :rolleyes:

[Jokuc]

I thought that comment was awesome, that has to be the best motivation I ever heard for not watching a horror movie.

Are you serious? Or is it just a bad joke? :confused:

[Diabolical]

You said no SPLATTERS?
What the hell is that? You dont want to see blood? Haute Tension is a French movie, look it up, Im not here to do everything for your lazy ass.
Have you seen the Strangers? Thats ppretty good. Vacancy? Those two are pretty creepy. The Thing is very good. The Serpant and the Rainbow, Mark of the Devil, Deranged/Motel Hell(one of my favorites) re-animator, paranormal activity

[Angra]

Yeye.. whatever :D
But do you got anything else?
I mean there must be more.. :rolleyes:



You're ungrateful, arrogant, annoying, ban worthy.... and you're swedish. :mad:








You're welcome.

[AMICUS HORROR]

Horror movies are just not that scary, have you tried Disney, one of their reps is a member of this forum.

[Straker]

Are you serious? Or is it just a bad joke? :confused:

I was being serious, its the same reason I don't watch programmes about global warming....

[TheWickerFan]

Yeye.. whatever :D
But do you got anything else?
I mean there must be more.. :rolleyes:

There are many wonderful, scary horror films. Many of these horror films have frightening figures in masks lurching out of the dark to kill their victims. Films of this type date back to the 1960s and there are many that many consider to be far more terrifying than Halloween or Friday The 13th. Yep, there sure are a lot.

[fiend_skull]

You're ungrateful, arrogant, annoying, ban worthy.... and you're swedish. :mad:








You're welcome.
My thoughts exactly...

[Jokuc]

You said no SPLATTERS?
What the hell is that? You dont want to see blood? Haute Tension is a French movie, look it up, Im not here to do everything for your lazy ass.
Have you seen the Strangers? Thats ppretty good. Vacancy? Those two are pretty creepy. The Thing is very good. The Serpant and the Rainbow, Mark of the Devil, Deranged/Motel Hell(one of my favorites) re-animator, paranormal activity

I don't care if there are blood or not but I do not think splatters are scary.
heh I have seen Haute Tension, The Thing and The Strangers. Vacancy.. hm no I do not think I have seen it. And I have not seen The Serpant, The Rainbow, Mark of the Devil, Deranged/Motel Hell, Re-animator. I will check those ones up, thank you :)

But I do not like Paranormal Activity

[Jokuc]

You're ungrateful, arrogant, annoying, ban worthy.... and you're swedish. :mad:
You're welcome.

I am grateful, I just do not write it =)
So thanks alot you guys:) eaven if you posted suff I have already seen. The good thing is that you took the time to help me

So there you go Angra :p

[TheWickerFan]

I am grateful, I just do not write it =)
So thanks alot you guys:) eaven if you posted suff I have already seen. The good thing is that you took the time to help me

So there you go Angra :p

Better. Now unless you seriously change your tune, I think you've outstayed your welcome.

[Jokuc]

Alright, I have decided that if I do no find anything that I like here I will probably go with a movie in this category I have already seen. I have seen them all but my friends are not watching horrors that often. I've asked them and they haven't seen any of these. Which one do you think I should chose, which will make my friends most frightened? Pick one of these:

-Friday the 13th Part I + II + III + IV (We watch those 4 movies)

-Halloween 1978 + 2007 (We watch the one from 1978 and then the remake from 2007 to make a comparison between old and new)

-The Texas Chainsaw Masscare 1974 + 2003 (We watch the one from 1974 and then the remake from 2003 to make a comparison between old and new)

-The Hills Run Red + Another Horror Movie

So Pick one option that you think that will be most effective to scare the crap out of them :D

[Diabolical]

Why dont you just put a movie on then jump out from behind them with a knife and attempt to murder them. That will scare them...To be honest, no movie is scary at home ( to me) the theatres sound level is the only thing that sometimes scares me.

[Jokuc]

Hm when you say "At home" I have some good news, we are not going to be inside the main house but in a small building next to it. Actully it's looking like the camp cottages from Friday the 13th (I am serious) so I was thinking about to pick ft13th..

By the way I founded out that the stuff I want is called "Stalk n' Slash" Or something like that. I found a video about it located here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpX7pdFml6g

[Despare]

Have em' watch The Mist, always a good reaction from people.

[Diabolical]

another good movie like FT13 is The Burning

[Sistinas666]

Do you ever get down on your knees and thank God you know me and have access to my dementia?

[Doctor Loomis]

Martyrs and Frontiers

[Jokuc]

Martyrs and Frontiers

Thanks for the movies but no thanks :rolleyes:

[Jokuc]

another good movie like FT13 is The Burning

Thanks alot dude, exactly what I'm looking for :D
Have any other great movies? I mean you seem to understand what I want :)

[TheWickerFan]

This thread reminds me of a story I used to read to my children:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvB1F2y6NgQ

[Angra]

This thread reminds me of a story I used to read to my children:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvB1F2y6NgQ


Indeed......

[swiss tony]

How about Event Horizon? Big budget, good story, good acting and some serious jumps along the way.

Or, Blair Witch Project? If they've never seen it, it might scare the sh*t out of them.

If they aren't big horror fans, stick to movies that are easily accessible, like Scream, Aliens, BWPII, any Saw movie, Jaws, Omen, Exorcist.

Or, for a laugh, bring AU Mordum, Ichi the Killer, Irreversible etc :D

[Jokuc]

Ye thanks for the movies, and no they do never watch horror movies and I want to give them a big scare hah

[iSeymore]

Wrong Turn Trilogy.
Great trilogy, one and two were great. The third one...not so much, but the violence and gore was mint.
Set in "The Boonies" of West Virginia where Inscest cannible hillbillies will kill/eat you. A group of young people try to survive the woods and not get killed by the cannibles.

This film was shot in Canada, I beleive the first one was filmed somewhere in Ontario, and the remaining two were filemd somewheres in British Columbia.

Picked myself up the Trilogy for $50 at HMV quite afew months ago.

[TheWickerFan]

Wrong Turn Trilogy.
Great trilogy, one and two were great. The third one...not so much, but the violence and gore was mint.
Set in "The Boonies" of West Virginia where Inscest cannible hillbillies will kill/eat you. A group of young people try to survive the woods and not get killed by the cannibles.

This film was shot in Canada, I beleive the first one was filmed somewhere in Ontario, and the remaining two were filemd somewheres in British Columbia.

Picked myself up the Trilogy for $50 at HMV quite afew months ago.

Much better.:D Some of us are starting to get nearsighted.;)

[Jokuc]

Wrong Turn Trilogy.
Great trilogy, one and two were great. The third one...not so much, but the violence and gore was mint.
Set in "The Boonies" of West Virginia where Inscest cannible hillbillies will kill/eat you. A group of young people try to survive the woods and not get killed by the cannibles.

This film was shot in Canada, I beleive the first one was filmed somewhere in Ontario, and the remaining two were filemd somewheres in British Columbia.

Picked myself up the Trilogy for $50 at HMV quite afew months ago.


Wrong turn, oh thanks I have seen it but I have forgot that movie. So that's awesome dude thanks :D

[Jokuc]

This thread reminds me of a story I used to read to my children:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvB1F2y6NgQ


oh.. Watched it now.. You're right :rolleyes:
Well that means I should use the movies I have already seen right? :D
haha I'll take halloween + friday the 13th. "waiiiit... ..Just right"

I feel really stupid... haha

[TheWickerFan]

oh.. Watched it now.. You're right :rolleyes:
Well that means I should use the movies I have already seen right? :D
haha I'll take halloween + friday the 13th. "waiiiit... ..Just right"

I feel really stupid... haha

The Berenstain Bears were very wise.:D

[massacre man]

I've never seen Jaws. I don't believe in sharks.

[Jokuc]

I've never seen Jaws. I don't believe in sharks.

Haha Jaws sucks in my opinion :rolleyes:

[swiss tony]

Haha Jaws sucks in my opinion :rolleyes:

You can't mean that. Part slasher movie, part adventure movie it was the first movie to break the $100m mark at the box office. From the cello playing shark to the Robert Shaw crafty old sea dog character, it's amazing!

Now, the sequals on the other hand, are absolutely dreadful. If we started a thread 'Which series of movies has the biggest gulf in quality between the first movie and subsequent sequals?', Jaws would be top of the list.

[Jokuc]

You can't mean that. Part slasher movie, part adventure movie it was the first movie to break the $100m mark at the box office. From the cello playing shark to the Robert Shaw crafty old sea dog character, it's amazing!

Now, the sequals on the other hand, are absolutely dreadful. If we started a thread 'Which series of movies has the biggest gulf in quality between the first movie and subsequent sequals?', Jaws would be top of the list.

I mean it, I really hate it. Sharks dosn't have that kind of behavior.

[swiss tony]

I mean it, I really hate it. Sharks dosn't have that kind of behavior.

I can't disagree with that:D

[massacre man]

I mean it, I really hate it. Sharks dosn't have that kind of behavior.

I... It's... You... Jus-

Uh...

How can...

What the f-...

I ought...

Guh....

What?

[Jokuc]

I... It's... You... Jus-
Uh...How can...What the f-...I ought...Guh....What?

Yes. I never liked it and it's not eaven 1% scary.. I mean it's just fun, I just laught when I saw the shark "attacking" the window at the end.

[TheWickerFan]

Yes. I never liked it and it's not eaven 1% scary.. I mean it's just fun, I just laught when I saw the shark "attacking" the window at the end.

If only I could believe you.:rolleyes:

[swiss tony]

Yes. I never liked it and it's not eaven 1% scary.. I mean it's just fun, I just laught when I saw the shark "attacking" the window at the end.

Surely the first victim's demise was quite scary.

I heard that when they shot that scene they used ropes to pull her back and forward through the water, with a burly man at one end and a second burly fellow at the other taking it in turns to pull. This didn't work too well and when they both pulled at the same time they broke several of her ribs. So, when you see her being dragged about screaming '...it hurts, it hurts...', she isn't acting, it actually hurts:D Probably a myth.

Also, Robert Shaw grew up about 15 miles from where I live. Pretty boring stuff really but thanks for listening:)

[Jokuc]

Haha no actully, quite intresting :)

But it looks like this thread is going out of topic.. :D

[Straker]

I mean it, I really hate it. Sharks dosn't have that kind of behavior.

What kind of behaviour do they have?

[Jokuc]

What kind of behaviour do they have?

Watch animal shows at tv, I will not explain it for you. ;)
And yeye, I know I missed the U..

[swiss tony]

Actually, those shark attacks off the coast of Egypt last year weren't a million miles from the behaviour in Jaws.

What about other creature features? Host, Piranha, Deep Blue Sea, Orca etc?

Do you like them?

[Elvis_Christ]

I like to watch Orca again.

[swiss tony]

Yeah, it's definitely the best out of the movies mentioned there. The Birds should also be mentioned when you're talking creature features and both would be great movies for 'new to horror fans'.

[Jokuc]

Actually, those shark attacks off the coast of Egypt last year weren't a million miles from the behaviour in Jaws.
What about other creature features? Host, Piranha, Deep Blue Sea, Orca etc?
Do you like them?

No, I do not.