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Angra
01-08-2011, 12:57 AM
I'm sure you've all heard about the thousands of birds and fish dying in large numbers all over the world since New Years Eve.

So i was curious. What are your theories.


Of course, the most logic explanation would be large invisible spaceships watching us from the skies and in the deep. But just for the fun of it. Any other ideas? Terrorism? Bad chemical fireworks made in Hong Kong etc.

Sistinas666
01-08-2011, 01:00 AM
I blame the soup thread.

Angra
01-08-2011, 01:12 AM
You know what... SO DO I!!! :mad:

roshiq
01-08-2011, 01:20 AM
That's a very bad sign. It seems the whole world is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions!

cheebacheeba
01-08-2011, 02:03 AM
It seems like whatever the possible theories, one factor is particularly unusual.
The fish?
They were all the same type.
Now, unless someone from around where it happened can actually confirm there IS only one type of fish living there, I'd say this is actually pretty unusual.

TheWickerFan
01-08-2011, 02:19 AM
The very unusual, global warming induced, weather.

scouse mac
01-08-2011, 02:41 AM
Prob some airborne chemical toxin, it would kill fish if they are the sort who hang around shallower waters.

Pea & ham soup dispersed in atmosphere would do it.

TheWickerFan
01-08-2011, 04:27 AM
How about this?http://www.realtruth.org/news/110107-001-weather.html

Angra
01-08-2011, 05:31 AM
How about this?http://www.realtruth.org/news/110107-001-weather.html


Bah humbug.

They are hiding the truth. The truth that we are being invaded by GIANT SPACESHIPS!!!!


RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, YOU IGNORANT FOOLS!!!

psycho d
01-08-2011, 05:48 AM
Yep, I third the soup thread...

TheWickerFan
01-08-2011, 07:47 AM
Bah humbug.

They are hiding the truth. The truth that we are being invaded by GIANT SPACESHIPS!!!!


RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, YOU IGNORANT FOOLS!!!

In all seriousness, I like your explanation better than the one in the article. More believable.

Phalanx
01-08-2011, 07:47 AM
The fish?
They were all the same type.

Yeah I also heard the birds were all circumcised.

Despare
01-08-2011, 12:52 PM
Not unusual, not global warming, it actually happens quite frequently it just isn't as publicized.

Angra
01-08-2011, 12:59 PM
Not unusual, not global warming, it actually happens quite frequently it just isn't as publicized.

Oh Despare... you're so naive. :rolleyes:

ferretchucker
01-08-2011, 01:41 PM
Inter-dimensional health conscious carnivores. They don't eat meat - only poultry and fish. First step - kill them all. THEN they move on to the eating. You wait, soon the bodies will all disappear!

ChronoGrl
01-08-2011, 03:03 PM
"All over the world"? I thought it was just in Arkansas, which is fine by me. I say we just quarantine the South, and force them to secede.

Angra
01-08-2011, 03:14 PM
"All over the world"? I thought it was just in Arkansas, which is fine by me. I say we just quarantine the South, and force them to secede.

If i'm not mistaken, so far it's been South America, The States, England, Sweden and Italy.

Caenxavier
01-08-2011, 11:29 PM
Could be a species wide epidemic.

We have the swine flu, bird flu, antrax etc....

Animals have things like lime disease....

Humans have kick ass immune systems, one of the reasons were able to withstand so much and overpopulate the world :D

Angra
01-08-2011, 11:47 PM
Could be a species wide epidemic.

We have the swine flu, bird flu, antrax etc....

Animals have things like lime disease....

Humans have kick ass immune systems, one of the reasons were able to withstand so much and overpopulate the world :D


Sure, but that doesn't explain the flocks (or whatever) dying at the same time. Like some kind of mass suicide or something.

TheWickerFan
01-09-2011, 02:50 AM
"All over the world"? I thought it was just in Arkansas, which is fine by me. I say we just quarantine the South, and force them to secede.

http://www.longislandpress.com/2011/01/06/dead-fish-dead-birds-does-more-dead-fish-and-dead-birds-mean-end-of-the-world/

psycho d
01-09-2011, 04:00 AM
With much deliberation, I now blame wikileaks...

ChronoGrl
01-09-2011, 12:49 PM
http://www.longislandpress.com/2011/01/06/dead-fish-dead-birds-does-more-dead-fish-and-dead-birds-mean-end-of-the-world/

You mean there is a world outside of America??????? :eek:


...


Can we quarantine the South and force them to secede anyway?

novakru
01-11-2011, 10:52 AM
apocalypse






bring it:cool:

TheWickerFan
01-11-2011, 10:58 AM
You mean there is a world outside of America??????? :eek:


...


Can we quarantine the South and force them to secede anyway?

Fine by me.

The latest:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1344913/Animal-death-mystery-8k-turtle-doves-fall-dead-Italy-blue-stain-beaks.html

leezuki
08-03-2011, 01:45 PM
i am still with angra, spaceships are wathing us ;)