Despare
12-22-2010, 08:51 AM
So I've been busy as hell, and after being busy I got sick. Which happens EVERY time I take a vacation... anyway... I'm still excited for Christmas, what's every doing this year? Staying home getting drunk?
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Or maybe going the the in-laws, working at a soup kitchen, or even trying to take over the world! You could dress up as Santa, but not the real Santa, more of a twisted Communist Santa with a purple beard and yellow contact lenses. Then you could fly around the world (or just run with your arms extended "WEEEEEEE!") and pretend to deliver gifts, but those gifts are really BOMBS! Just when all the timers count down (12:00 AM Christmas morn of course) and everybody is sobbing trying to deal with their mortality in such a short period of time, the bombs go off... and it's a Christmas song! Sure it's a terrible song, one that smacks of propaganda declaring how wonderful you are, but at least nobody dies. For that, they'll all thank you, and name you the supreme ruler OF THE UNIVERSE! You'll then get bored and go on to build the world largest Buckyball pyramid.
Or maybe you have other plans?
od7GUy9XS7c
Or maybe going the the in-laws, working at a soup kitchen, or even trying to take over the world! You could dress up as Santa, but not the real Santa, more of a twisted Communist Santa with a purple beard and yellow contact lenses. Then you could fly around the world (or just run with your arms extended "WEEEEEEE!") and pretend to deliver gifts, but those gifts are really BOMBS! Just when all the timers count down (12:00 AM Christmas morn of course) and everybody is sobbing trying to deal with their mortality in such a short period of time, the bombs go off... and it's a Christmas song! Sure it's a terrible song, one that smacks of propaganda declaring how wonderful you are, but at least nobody dies. For that, they'll all thank you, and name you the supreme ruler OF THE UNIVERSE! You'll then get bored and go on to build the world largest Buckyball pyramid.
Or maybe you have other plans?