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11-22-2010, 09:12 AM
Pretty interesting compilation...
http://www.denofgeek.com/movies/685614/11_things_to_do_when_youre_trapped_in_a_horror_mov ie.html
Excerpts...
Your dog has disappeared. You see an air vent with the cover left open. You approach tentatively, while all the time calling your dog's name. You hear strange scratching sounds, or possibly the whimper of your beloved companion...
You’ll probably need to go down to the basement at some point in your ordeal. Maybe the boiler is down, or you need to investigate some eerie noises. I’d urge you not to, but the suicide-driven part of your brain will make you ignore pure logic...
The old woman speaks in riddles, knows things we don’t, and lives in a dusty old house filled with ancient, neatly stacked newspapers, and childish memorabilia. When she tells you ‘they’re coming!’, that’s your cue to make for the nearest exit...
Rather than waving a knife designed to cut baby carrots around like a seasick mental patient, try to find a firearm or something with a good swing on it...
Whatever makeshift bludgeon you end up with, make sure it’s big and heavy enough to cause some problems, while being light and sleek enough to handle...
you’re trapped in a school sports hall and the entire St. Winifred’s school choir, all zombified, are roaming the corridors eating janitors and pawing malevolently at the doors separating you. The lock won’t hold forever, and you’re three floors up - too far to jump without shattering some much-needed limbs...
Be on the look out for a barrel-chested, black security guard or a grizzled ex-soldier who was in a globally recognised conflict. They’re always handy...
If you manage to get them down, make sure whoever or whatever it is that wants to stop you breathing isn’t coming back for another go. Your life is worth far more than a bullet, especially if you want to survive to be in the sequel...
This is essential to remember if you’re caught in a zombie movie, as you don’t want to be the one who is bitten and, just before the sickness takes hold, sacrifices themselves with a live grenade so that the others can make it...
Strange noises are going to feature pretty heavily in your foreseeable future. Scraping, growling, knife sharpening and sticky wet gurgling noises. It may seem a good idea to investigate them, but these noises usually lead to severe blood loss and, in some cases, death...
The killer-whatever-it-is has caught up with you after you carelessly decided not mash it to a pulp, and has disabled you in some bone-crunchingly painful way. You lie in the rubble, all hope lost, waiting for the end. As the death blow approaches, you close your eyes…
http://www.denofgeek.com/movies/685614/11_things_to_do_when_youre_trapped_in_a_horror_mov ie.html
Excerpts...
Your dog has disappeared. You see an air vent with the cover left open. You approach tentatively, while all the time calling your dog's name. You hear strange scratching sounds, or possibly the whimper of your beloved companion...
You’ll probably need to go down to the basement at some point in your ordeal. Maybe the boiler is down, or you need to investigate some eerie noises. I’d urge you not to, but the suicide-driven part of your brain will make you ignore pure logic...
The old woman speaks in riddles, knows things we don’t, and lives in a dusty old house filled with ancient, neatly stacked newspapers, and childish memorabilia. When she tells you ‘they’re coming!’, that’s your cue to make for the nearest exit...
Rather than waving a knife designed to cut baby carrots around like a seasick mental patient, try to find a firearm or something with a good swing on it...
Whatever makeshift bludgeon you end up with, make sure it’s big and heavy enough to cause some problems, while being light and sleek enough to handle...
you’re trapped in a school sports hall and the entire St. Winifred’s school choir, all zombified, are roaming the corridors eating janitors and pawing malevolently at the doors separating you. The lock won’t hold forever, and you’re three floors up - too far to jump without shattering some much-needed limbs...
Be on the look out for a barrel-chested, black security guard or a grizzled ex-soldier who was in a globally recognised conflict. They’re always handy...
If you manage to get them down, make sure whoever or whatever it is that wants to stop you breathing isn’t coming back for another go. Your life is worth far more than a bullet, especially if you want to survive to be in the sequel...
This is essential to remember if you’re caught in a zombie movie, as you don’t want to be the one who is bitten and, just before the sickness takes hold, sacrifices themselves with a live grenade so that the others can make it...
Strange noises are going to feature pretty heavily in your foreseeable future. Scraping, growling, knife sharpening and sticky wet gurgling noises. It may seem a good idea to investigate them, but these noises usually lead to severe blood loss and, in some cases, death...
The killer-whatever-it-is has caught up with you after you carelessly decided not mash it to a pulp, and has disabled you in some bone-crunchingly painful way. You lie in the rubble, all hope lost, waiting for the end. As the death blow approaches, you close your eyes…