View Full Version : Why does ferretchucker chuck ferrets?
horrorzack
10-07-2010, 11:09 AM
the question that puzzles us all. Post why you think he chucks them in this thread. I cant believe im doing this.
massacre man
10-07-2010, 11:12 AM
The question is why don't YOU chuck ferrets?
horrorzack
10-07-2010, 11:14 AM
The question is why don't YOU chuck ferrets? ive chucked one before. it looked very interesting when it got hit by a car while it was flying throught the air.
Sistinas666
10-07-2010, 11:18 AM
I.....ummmmmm......well.........nevermind......... .
horrorzack
10-07-2010, 11:23 AM
I.....ummmmmm......well.........nevermind......... . What? is the question too much or is the ferret accident too shocking?
Ripley666
10-07-2010, 11:28 AM
He chucks 'em and I eat 'em. We have a system.
horrorzack
10-08-2010, 06:19 PM
He chucks 'em and I eat 'em. We have a system. I can already imagine him throwing a ferret into your mouth, but I think you would claw at it for a little while first.
novakru
10-08-2010, 06:31 PM
He chucks 'em and I eat 'em. We have a system.
Just watched Book of Eli...did not know you were in it!
I am in awe of your talent..I teared up at your death scene-you are truly a talent among actors Ripley and I bow to your awesomeness:cool:
The Flayed One
10-08-2010, 07:27 PM
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ferretchucker
10-09-2010, 03:06 AM
Do not ask questions...that's what the Ferrets did and now look what's happening to them.
horrorzack
10-09-2010, 06:57 AM
What did they ask? :rolleyes:
Ripley666
10-09-2010, 08:22 AM
I can already imagine him throwing a ferret into your mouth, but I think you would claw at it for a little while first.
True - I like to pretend that it's still alive. It heightens the thrill.
Just watched Book of Eli...did not know you were in it!
I am in awe of your talent..I teared up at your death scene-you are truly a talent among actors Ripley and I bow to your awesomeness:cool:
Why thank you. So much better than that hack Ted NudeGent ("Mr. Bigglesworth"). Though I feel sort of like a sell out - I do not support the capture and consumption of our kind. We are an honorable kind. When I was approached to play in a post-apocalyptic movie I of course assumed that it was to portray the dominate race - Sphynx cats outliving humans... But alas - I was just a meal. :(
aprilc1
10-09-2010, 02:33 PM
So I havent heard an answer why do you chuck ferrets?
ferretchucker
10-09-2010, 03:24 PM
What did they ask? :rolleyes:
What did I tell you about asking questions?
horrorzack
10-09-2010, 04:49 PM
what will happen if I ask another question?
Angra
10-10-2010, 12:18 AM
what will happen if I ask another question?
We will all find out that you are actually Ferretchucker. But other than that...
Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
Caenxavier
10-10-2010, 12:25 AM
the question that puzzles us all. Post why you think he chucks them in this thread. I cant believe im doing this.
To get to the othe----.....
Oh god dammit.
ferretchucker
10-10-2010, 07:38 AM
We will all find out that you are actually Ferretchucker. But other than that...
Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
Puh-lease. My ego is big but not big enough to do this.
Doc Faustus
10-11-2010, 10:47 AM
Last week a ferret bit my beard. I need him chucked.
ferretchucker
10-11-2010, 02:17 PM
I just saw Chuck and Beard and immediately thought Norris.
crabapple
10-15-2010, 08:20 AM
He chucks ferrets so he can earn money to buy boxes of his coveted SATSUMA ORANGES.
The peels of the finished oranges are used to nourish additional ferrets.
ferretchucker
10-15-2010, 10:53 AM
YOU REMEMBERED CRABBY! :')
Thank you...sincerely.
crabapple
10-15-2010, 02:14 PM
Yes! That is damn right.