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bloody_ribcut
09-30-2010, 09:07 PM
last year in high school i punched my art teacher, she didnt press charges because we were involved in a relationship. If she had i would of came out with the story, so it was kept underwraps. She called me last night for the first time in months and asked if we could continue to see eachother, so i got a dat this weekend which will ofcourse end in drunken sex and hangover head. i'll let you know the details later.
AMICUS HORROR
09-30-2010, 09:50 PM
I'm really looking forward to this one lol.:o
bloody_ribcut
10-01-2010, 06:12 AM
wow, you got me..i didnt see that one coming from a mile away.
Sistinas666
10-01-2010, 06:27 AM
I have a huge wang.
Doc Faustus
10-01-2010, 06:56 AM
I invented the hovercraft.
ferretchucker
10-01-2010, 09:07 AM
My uncle invented the ring doughnut, he was hoping to bring his favourite snack into sex and, well, the rest is history.
FreddyMyers
10-01-2010, 09:35 AM
I am a stand-up member of society and also a pillar of my community!!!
Ripley666
10-01-2010, 11:03 AM
I love dogs.
Sistinas666
10-01-2010, 11:28 AM
I don't do drugs.
novakru
10-01-2010, 12:34 PM
I am Ironman
illdojo
10-01-2010, 02:53 PM
I'm so elated I get to waste my life working instead of doing what I want to do... til I'm 65. ;)
I love reality TV and I hate beer.
oh...and boobs....I hate boobs
Elliot Robertson
10-01-2010, 03:26 PM
I hate bewbs too... And I love Justin Bieber, I mean... the vocals... are amazing.
I never use sarcasm
I own everything
All your tax payments go to me btw....