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ok - so a buddy of mine here at work has started a fling with a woman who works here (she's engaged and he is in a long-term relationship so it is secret). of course now that i 'know' it seems pretty obvious to me - anyone else having a fling at work? (to be honest i'm a bit jealous- he seems to enjoy work a lot more now than I do)
Not really a fling, but the boss likes to fuck me whenever he can.
at the least they could buy you a beer and give you a kiss afterwards
ferretchucker
09-30-2010, 02:52 PM
All my teachers.
All my teachers.
ferret is doing all his teachers!!??!!
Caenxavier
09-30-2010, 05:47 PM
ferret is doing all his teachers!!??!!
...I had a fling for about a week with a teacher.
Did I report it? hell no! She was hot.....
wufongtan.
09-30-2010, 07:36 PM
Would they get fired, if it was found out they are having sex? If so. Tell them that if they don't let you have a go at her, or at least let you watch. You will tell the boss.
AMICUS HORROR
09-30-2010, 10:00 PM
This forum is getting really sleazy, everyone seems to be having sexual relationships with their teachers and bosses (except me:o) what next, everyone seeking sexual favours from the Moderators.:rolleyes:
interesting question as to whether they would get fired - i'm guessing they would have to file some kind of report of something.
and as for sleazy -i don't think i said they were having sex - as far as I know they are just fooling around after work but who knows. to be honest i'm just jealous because they both seem really happy
:(
_____V_____
10-01-2010, 08:23 AM
Poor redhead...
Tell you what, if you ask Newb out at anytime, you got my approval on his behalf. :D
Poor redhead...
Tell you what, if you ask Newb out at anytime, you got my approval on his behalf. :D
nothing against zero...seems like a nice guy, but he's just not my type...what with the penis and all. [ not that there's anything wrong with that.]
not too mention the bugs that must infest his hairy body.
so this is what my romantic life has come to . . . rejected by the local drunk. sheesh
ahh well . . . at least there's always beer
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q108/zerohdc/monkeyshiner.jpg
FreddyMyers
10-01-2010, 09:42 AM
I work in the restaurant industry, which means "Office Romances" happen daily. Depending on when your shift is over and who gets cut at the same time working a shift together can lead to sitting at the bar together which can lead to crazy drunken monkey sex(not literally Zero!). The best part is nobody really regrets or expects anything out of it. No strings attached.
_____V_____
10-01-2010, 09:45 AM
so this is what my romantic life has come to . . . rejected by the local drunk. sheesh
Catch him on a Friday night and ask again. You just might get lucky.
not like he would remember on Saturday morning anyway
Catch him on a Friday night and ask again. You just might get lucky.
not like he would remember on Saturday morning anyway
oh he would remember - i can guarantee he would remember
I work in the restaurant industry, which means "Office Romances" happen daily. Depending on when your shift is over and who gets cut at the same time working a shift together can lead to sitting at the bar together which can lead to crazy drunken monkey sex(not literally Zero!). The best part is nobody really regrets or expects anything out of it. No strings attached.
when i was younger i hooked up a few times (i was a short order cook for awhile and that was always fun because waitresses came and went so nothing was ever serious). now it isn't so easy
Ripley666
10-01-2010, 10:27 AM
so this is what my romantic life has come to . . . rejected by the local drunk. sheesh
ahh well . . . at least there's always beer
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q108/zerohdc/monkeyshiner.jpg
I would romance that monkey.
Meoooooooooooooooooow.......
I would romance that monkey.
Meoooooooooooooooooow.......
the punch line here is too easy - even for me:D
Ripley666
10-01-2010, 10:39 AM
the punch line here is too easy - even for me:D
I think we'd make a purfect couple... A hairy monkey and a naked puss-
*CENSORED*
william1597
10-04-2010, 07:24 AM
Well i think we have to avoid such things in office or work places. because you will not able to concentrate on your work if you do these kinda things.
Posher778
10-04-2010, 09:39 AM
This forum is getting really sleazy, everyone seems to be having sexual relationships with their teachers and bosses (except me:o) what next, everyone seeking sexual favours from the Moderators.:rolleyes:
Well I slept in the same bed as one once or twice, does that count?
Well I slept in the same bed as one once or twice, does that count?
i thought you and Zwoti were keeping your fling a secret
Disease
10-07-2010, 01:26 AM
There are a few hot chicks in my office, but to be honest I couldn't think of anything worse than an office fling, you have to see them everyday no matter what the outcome is.
ShankS
10-07-2010, 02:48 AM
..seems like a nice guy, but he's just not my type...what with the penis and all. [ not that there's anything wrong with that.]
not too mention the bugs that must infest his hairy body.
:eek:wow after all this time I had no idea you were a woman.. come to think of it, a beer drinking woman lol ... hey how you doin' ;) :D
and as for office shinnanigans... aint worth the hassle and grief when others start realising whats going on, especially when the girl involved gets upset she's been found out.
wufongtan.
10-07-2010, 02:49 AM
I would hate to be in a orifice romance.
:eek:wow after all this time I had no idea you were a woman.. come to think of it, a beer drinking woman lol ... hey how you doin' ;) :D
and as for office shinnanigans... aint worth the hassle and grief when others start realising whats going on, especially when the girl involved gets upset she's been found out.
hey Shanksie...good to see you back for your annual visit ;)
_____V_____
10-07-2010, 07:12 AM
Well...
If Chrono was my boss and wore leather to work...
;)
ChronoGrl
10-07-2010, 07:17 AM
Well...
If Chrono was my boss and wore leather to work...
;)
I'm wearing knee-high boots right now, baby...
And you've been a bad, bad boy...
I'm wearing knee-high boots right now, baby...
And you've been a bad, bad boy...
:eek: gulp :eek:
massacre man
10-07-2010, 10:36 AM
One time I was putting a shelf in and the boss lady rubbed against my rear when she was going by on accident if that counts...
_____V_____
10-07-2010, 10:39 AM
One time I was putting a shelf in and the boss lady rubbed against my rear when she was going by on accident if that counts...
It does. She was inviting you into her chamber, dummy. :D
I'm wearing knee-high boots right now, baby...
And you've been a bad, bad boy...
Whoaaaaaaaaaaa!
Be right there, MA'AM! :eek:
massacre man
10-07-2010, 10:43 AM
It does. She was inviting you into her chamber, dummy. :D
Really? Ahhhg. The chamber invites always get by me. :eek:
It does. She was inviting you into her chamber, dummy. :D
That or MM has a fat ass
hey MM.....you got a fat ass?
massacre man
10-07-2010, 10:50 AM
That or MM has a fat ass
hey MM.....you got a fat ass?
I'm a 6'6" white guy... I have the minimum amount of ass required.
I'm a 6'6" white guy... I have the minimum amount of ass required.
then it looks like you missed a perfect opportunity to get a "raise".