Last Post Wins

[DeadKlown]

many will try but only one will win

[Elvis_Christ]

I'm beating you already

[DeadKlown]

you thought so anyway

[Caenxavier]

you thought so anyway

I think you win.

[Elvis_Christ]

Hey now I think I might be winning this shit yo

[Elvis_Christ]

Now I'm beating myself

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

murderdoll is too hard on noobs boooo she is ruining the forum and chasing away members hissssss

we need more last post wins and guess how many pages until closed threads

p.s im winning now yo

[ManchestrMorgue]

murderdoll is too hard on noobs boooo she is ruining the forum and chasing away members hissssss


Murderdoll is not trying hard enough, obviously.

[Caenxavier]

Wait, what are we doing?

[bloody_ribcut]

i remember this thread at horror movies . com, it's stalking me!

[ChronoGrl]

This thread is lame.

[ChronoGrl]

Oh, wait - By posting, I'm just bumping it!! :eek:

[ChronoGrl]

I did it again! :eek:

[DeadKlown]

::shoots you all in the face::

i win

[ferretchucker]

Not anymore, you don't!

[Elvis_Christ]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL satan

[wufongtan.]

Murderdoll is not trying hard enough, obviously.

Many might say she tries too hard.

[ferretchucker]

Ah, how I love pointless fun.

[wufongtan.]

admin, lock this thread right now, please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ferretchucker]

Now! DO IT NOW!

[Sistinas666]

I'm the man who has the ball. I'm the man who can throw it faster than fuck. So that is why i am better than everyone in the world. Kiss my ass and suck my dick... everyone.

[DeadKlown]

trying to compensate for something? lol i win

[Sistinas666]

Undaunted, I knew the game was mine to win. Just like in life, all of my successes depend on me.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Many might say she tries too hard.

some may say that, but I'd wager more people would say that you're retarded.

[Sistinas666]

But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies.

[friday13thfan]

Am I doing it right? o.O

[Zero]

me wins!!!

[Caenxavier]

me wins!!!

I think you are right!

[wufongtan.]

some may say that, but I'd wager more people would say that you're retarded.

So you admitt i was right?

[ChronoGrl]

ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch CHERRY BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMB!!!!

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

So you admitt i was right?

you said most though, I'll admit that you were partially right.

[Zero]

ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch CHERRY BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMB!!!!

i almost bought that movie today

[ChronoGrl]

i almost bought that movie today

You should. Even a blind-buy, you won't regret it. I promise.

And follow it up with the documentary Edgeplay. Both are fantastic.

[Zero]

You should. Even a blind-buy, you won't regret it. I promise.

And follow it up with the documentary Edgeplay. Both are fantastic.

on your head be it!!

[ChronoGrl]

on your head be it!!

's Ok. If you don't like it, I'll take it off your hands. I'm that good to you.

[ChronoGrl]

Someone tell me how to embed a Youtube video. I forget. :(

[Zero]

's Ok. If you don't like it, I'll take it off your hands. I'm that good to you.

you are very good to me!

[ChronoGrl]

I know.........................

[Sistinas666]

A lot of people ask me, "Sistinas, you're a giant superstar. You can get any woman. Have you ever paid for sex?'' And the answer is yes, I have. Several times, in fact. And it's actually kinda cool. You can negotiate practically anything and sometimes, even just kind of do stuff in the moment that you never agreed to pay for and it goes by without much argument.

[wufongtan.]

A lot of people ask me, "Sistinas, you're a giant superstar. You can get any woman. Have you ever paid for sex?'' And the answer is yes, I have. Several times, in fact. And it's actually kinda cool. You can negotiate practically anything and sometimes, even just kind of do stuff in the moment that you never agreed to pay for and it goes by without much argument.

How come your post count is only 66? I seem to remember you being around for a while. Or am i thinking of someone else with a similar name?

[friday13thfan]

A winner is me?

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

not on my watch

[Sistinas666]

How come your post count is only 66? I seem to remember you being around for a while. Or am i thinking of someone else with a similar name?





Fuck man, I'm a bulletproof tiger, dude!

[friday13thfan]

Fuck yeah! Seaking!

[DeadKlown]

How come your post count is only 66? I seem to remember you being around for a while. Or am i thinking of someone else with a similar name?

you were thinking about your mom dude. so lame but hey...atleast i win

[bloody_ribcut]

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t43/Vanquisher-X/Flame-You-Lose-I_win.jpg

[Sistinas666]

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t43/Vanquisher-X/Flame-You-Lose-I_win.jpg





You boys ever tag team anybody? Beat up any kids in your neighborhood? When we were kids, me and your dad used to beat the shit out of these retard brothers who used to live down the streets from us. Hilarious !!!!

[ferretchucker]

Last post!!!

[Sistinas666]

Funny thing, when you're on top of the world, every motherfucker wants to get a piece of your ass. But then, you take a little time off from being unstoppable... just to... regroup and relax, no one will give you the time of fuckin' day.

[ChronoGrl]

I am eating an M&M cookie.

[Sistinas666]

I've been blessed with many things in this life: an arm like a damn rocket, a cock like a burmese python, and the mind of a fucking scientist.

[ChronoGrl]

Your arm shoots grenades? How do you use a keyboard?

[illdojo]

I am eating an M&M cookie.

Mmmm....Did you make this M&M cookie?

[ChronoGrl]

Unfortunately, no - Company cafeteria fare. But it wasn't bad for something pre-packaged.

[Sistinas666]

So, in closing, I'd like to give big ups to God, Buddha, L. Ron, whoever. Hell, maybe I just need to thank me. If there's one thing I've learned through all my adventures and conquests, it's that some people are just wired for success. I had no choice when it came to being great. I just am great. I'm not trying to sound cocky or full of myself, but Sistinas has a sneaking suspicion that no matter what comes his way he will always be great. Because that's just the way shit works sometimes. This has been based on a true story. The motherfuckin' end.

[ferretchucker]

King Kong remake really does suck for the first hour, doesn't it?

[bloody_ribcut]

King kong aint got shit on meeeeeeeeeee!

[Elvis_Christ]

Kill your idols

[DeadKlown]

god is in the tv? idfk but i win :)

[Sistinas666]

Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... while I do you from behind.

[Elvis_Christ]

You have penis tits

[Sistinas666]

I never got into the Native American mythology. You can smoke the peace pipe till your dick falls off, but I'm not dancin with any wolves no matter how high I get. Not that I get high, but if i did my shit would still believe in our lord and savior Elvis Christ.

[DeadKlown]

Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... while I do you from behind.

that sounds pretty damn kinky but a terrible attempt at winning this contest because i win

[Sistinas666]

that sounds pretty damn kinky but a terrible attempt at winning this contest because i win


There is one image in my life that consistently makes me happy no matter when I think about it. And that image, that one image is your big tits.

[DeadKlown]

i have the smallest nipples you will ever see and that helps me to win

[Sistinas666]

i have the smallest nipples you will ever see and that helps me to win




It's just that we were there, and then we were touching each other, and then I saw those tits, and then I started feelin' your ass and I started breathin' heavy and I almost got a headache and then my vision started to go all colorful... and then I just came in my pants.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

whoa whoa whoa

this is a family show

[Sistinas666]

If you wanna fight, you do it on your own time. In a parking lot somewhere. Not in a school surrounded by books.

[bloody_ribcut]

http://i474.photobucket.com/albums/rr107/the_kobryant/notice_im_only_here_until_i_win_the.jpg

[Sistinas666]

I'm just an average American... with extraordinary hair.

[Elvis_Christ]

Who said cyber sex was dead?

[Sistinas666]

Well, that's illegal. We shouldn't just have it out, but thanks dude.

[Elvis_Christ]

WHAT THE FUCK? huhuhuh?

[Sistinas666]

When my ass was 19 years old I changed the face of Professional Baseball.

[Elvis_Christ]

Can't wait for that to start up again in a couple of weeks

[Sistinas666]

Can't wait for that to start up again in a couple of weeks


Y'all named your kid after fuckin' Titanic? You gotta be shittin me! (Sep. 27 here in the states I believe;) )

[friday13thfan]

*sneaks in quietly*

[Sistinas666]

Ya'll get that tanning bed i sent ya'll last year?

[friday13thfan]

Ya'll get that tanning bed i sent ya'll last year?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v331/friday13thfan/Screenshot2010-09-15at13012AM.png

[Sistinas666]

We try to teach our children not to make fun of others who are challenged.

[ferretchucker]

Last post, last post, what ya gonna do? What ya gonna do when I post after you?

[Elvis_Christ]

Bad cops... Bad Cops.....

http://kidicarus222.blogspot.com/uploaded_images/chief_wiggum_sarah_wiggum-726353.jpg

[Sistinas666]

Sistinas' days of burning ass are done. And that's not a homosexual reference.

[Elvis_Christ]

I give you a week till you post a "coming out" thread :D

[Sistinas666]

Nah dude! This is a real job, not like teaching kids. You can't get fucked up.

[Elvis_Christ]

whoooooaaaaaaaa whooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[bloody_ribcut]

oh shit, i won.

[Sistinas666]

You're fuckin' out!

[Elvis_Christ]

b4uahL_tQWc

[Sistinas666]

Who would win in a fight- Rollins or Danzig?

[Elvis_Christ]

Danzig would probably have a heart attack after he took his first swing.

Rollins would be WAY more in shape and tear that fat fuck a new one.

But back in the day it might be a different story especially with Danzig's roidrage :D

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Danzig would probably have a heart attack after he took his first swing.:D

sad but true

[nightmare_of _death]

I'm winning.....lol

[Elvis_Christ]

How are you winning?

[nightmare_of _death]

How are you winning?

cause the thread is called last post wins lol

[Elvis_Christ]

But you don't have the last post?!

[nightmare_of _death]

I know I didn't I felt like saying something, and that's the first thing that came to mind. Its 3am isn't it wonderful?

[Elvis_Christ]

It such is.

7.27pm here :)

[The_Return]

What a stupid thread.

(I still win)

[wufongtan.]

The first person to post after me. is a closet beiber fan

[Sistinas666]

I got the Beiber fever.....

[Elvis_Christ]

Anyone who posts after me is into unprotected necro-bestiality three ways.

[Sistinas666]

I take it like a man.

[Elvis_Christ]

LOL

...second is the first loser

[ferretchucker]

And second is exactly where you are now, my rock and roll legend friend.

[Elvis_Christ]

^^ first loser again.

LOL

[friday13thfan]

Like hell!

[Elvis_Christ]

Nope

I win

You all lose

[bloody_ribcut]

right now i won.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

I don't care about the past, I'm presently winning and the future is a lie.

[Elvis_Christ]

Deep


...but I still win

[DP McCoy]

You all fail,I win.

[ferretchucker]

Is what you would say if you were winning...

[Elvis_Christ]

Fuck all you loser motherfuckers.

[wufongtan.]

looks like you won.

[ferretchucker]

For a moment there, so did you.

[ChronoGrl]

If you were turned into a vampire, what would be your first order of business?

[Sistinas666]

If you were turned into a vampire, what would be your first order of business?


To protecy Sookie, lol-j/k.....

[ChronoGrl]

bahahaha

SOOOOKIE

...

So I've thought about this.

For a temporary living situation, I could sleep in our bedroom closet; it is completely dark. In terms of work, my company does have an office in Singapore - I could ask my boss if I could work there during nights, which would be EST hours here.

[bloody_ribcut]

her i go again on my ownnn..

[ferretchucker]

bahahaha

SOOOOKIE

...

So I've thought about this.

For a temporary living situation, I could sleep in our bedroom closet; it is completely dark. In terms of work, my company does have an office in Singapore - I could ask my boss if I could work there during nights, which would be EST hours here.

I would have to test out which powers are real. If it was flying then I would blatantly just go and steal a cow to fuel my thirst. Other than that...hmmm. Guess I'd buy some fake tan to cover my sparkling in the sun :p

[DeadKlown]

give it up losers...do you wish to drag this on to the very end only to see me win?

[Elvis_Christ]

lb;bnijugfrndobisdfobgsd
hghgfsdhgf
ghfhgfhgf
nhg
mgh
mhgmghmhg

[DeadKlown]

stop giving your special needs nephew access to your computer because its not helping you win

[Elvis_Christ]

http://utenti.lycos.it/subyimpreza/hpbimg/anal-intruder2.gif

[ferretchucker]

http://utenti.lycos.it/subyimpreza/hpbimg/anal-intruder2.gif

How much you asking for?

[illdojo]

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[ferretchucker]

If I was a mod, I would post and close RIGHT now.

[Sistinas666]

Maybe thats why you're not a mod...............

[Elvis_Christ]

UsccPMFFWZw

[Sistinas666]

3 episodes in, great series, sir!

[bloody_ribcut]

fawwwwwUUUUUUUUUUU

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

turn on channel pbshd

david garrett: live in berlin

[horrorzack]

im winning now :p

[Sistinas666]

Who the hell is David Garrett?

[ferretchucker]

Who the hell is winning? I AM!

[Sistinas666]

Who the hell is David Garrett?



I don't know. I do know hes not the winner.

[ferretchucker]

And neither are you!

[DP McCoy]

It's not the winning,It's the taking part that counts. Losers.

[ferretchucker]

It's not the winning,It's the taking part that counts. Losers.

Well said.

[Sistinas666]

I still want to know who the hell David Garrett is.:confused:

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

GSFPQDEkc-k

*swoon*

[Sistinas666]

Lol^ I've never heard of him, that was kinda cool.

[Elvis_Christ]

FpMdmtsH7Vw

[ChronoGrl]

[insert clever youtube video here]

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

^losing post

[ChronoGrl]

Pfffffffffft.

>WINNER<

[Elvis_Christ]

NOT ON MY WATCH

















losers

[ChronoGrl]

YOU'RE a loser.


...

Loser.

[Elvis_Christ]

...and proud of it too.




but not in this case.

[ChronoGrl]

I see London, I see France...

[Elvis_Christ]

...I see the finishing line.

[ChronoGrl]

... up your arse. :p

[Sistinas666]

You people are way too competitive..........

[ChronoGrl]

That's LOSER talk right there.

[Elvis_Christ]

... up your arse. :p

LOL :D

































p.s I WIN

[bloody_ribcut]

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[ChronoGrl]

p.s I WIN


Nuh UH. I WIN.

[Zero]

do i make my acceptance speech now?!??

[ChronoGrl]

Not if I have anything to say about it!

[ferretchucker]

Not if I have anything to say about it!

Fortunately, you don't.

[bloody_ribcut]

..and either do you!

[ChronoGrl]

... nor you!...

[Elvis_Christ]

LOL OLOLOLOLOLOLozerz!

[Sistinas666]

I gotta piss.

[illdojo]

I'm taking my puppy to get his balls chopped off tomorrow morning. I'm starting to feel bad about it...but they only get him in trouble.

[Sistinas666]

Lol-You should feel bad, I'll bet your balls got YOU in trouble but your pops didn't have them removed......lol/jk

[Elvis_Christ]

VjkJfMrQ4bc

[ChronoGrl]

bahahahaha - That song makes me crack up every time.

[Zero]

i win nyah nyah nyah

[illdojo]

VjkJfMrQ4bc

Not after tomorrow, Bon. :eek:

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

yMYAXac2n1E

[Elvis_Christ]

GiKncnTfk9A

[DeadKlown]

noise=free....winning at last post wins= priceless

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

it's impossible for me to lose and that's because I was born to win.

[DeadKlown]

if by win you mean devour as many male genitalia with your vagina from hell that you possibly can....then oh yeah u def win

[ferretchucker]

I'm gonna beat you all down!

[DP McCoy]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u139/dazpier/Victory_is_mine.jpg

[ChronoGrl]

Our network is down at work.

:(

[Sistinas666]

I'd like to have a midget sidekick.

[ferretchucker]

Why is he called B.o.B? WHAT DOES IS STAND FOR?!

[Elvis_Christ]

LyUIJIdwEuA

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Why is he called B.o.B? WHAT DOES IS STAND FOR?!

bee oh bee

and he is awesome

[wufongtan.]

I have a rabbit and a dog that is used for hunting. They eat side by side.
One day not long ago. I threw out a heap of scrap vegetables and a lot of scrap meat. The dog ate the vegetables and the rabbit ate the meat.
The end..

[Sistinas666]

LyUIJIdwEuA



The absolute best NOFX song.:cool:

[Elvis_Christ]

I like this one better:

Tlxk0JsPEV4

Got a love/hate thing with NOFX... something I have to be in the mood for.

[Sistinas666]

I'm a huge NOFX fan. Its like a joke, metal sounding punk guitars. The lyrics are genius. I'd say "Linoleum" is probably my all time favorite song.

[wufongtan.]

The biggest slut in my home town. last name was ^%$# easy.

[illdojo]

I like this one better:
Tlxk0JsPEV4

Nice remix :D
Love Em'...have since 89. Completely self made. No corporate label, no Mtv, no radio. They do it their way. Any punk rocker has to respect that.
jfamaBWVlo0

[ChronoGrl]

Our database is STILL down at work. :(

[ferretchucker]

Our database is STILL down at work. :(

Boss downloaded too much porn...

[ChronoGrl]

goooooooooood sooooooooooooooooo boooooooooooooooored

[bloody_ribcut]

the naked gun is on comedy central.

[ChronoGrl]

I am on a conference call and MUSAK is playing.

[Elvis_Christ]

I am on a conference call and MUSAK is playing.

Man I HATE that shit :mad:

The longer you listen to it the closer to murdering everyone you get.

[ChronoGrl]

sooooooooooooooooooo truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue

[wufongtan.]

When i was in my early teens. I was walking down the street one afternoon, just as a huge electrical storm came over. There was massive lighting strikes occurring every minute or so. As i was just around the corner from my brothers house. Everything went white. It was the brightest white light i have ever seen. Just pure white. I could see nothing else. but as bright and as white as it was, It didn't not hurt my eyes as such a bright light should. It lasted for maybe a few seconds. Almost simultaneously. Their was huge thunder clap. This old man came up to me and asked me if i was all right? I said yeah why?
He said because you have just been struck by lighting. I said yeah righto. Then his wife the poor old deary came up to with a blanket with a pale look. Asking me if i wanted a sit down. I said i;m fine. Because apart from the white light . I saw or felt nothing. I thanked them for their concern and continued on my way to my brothers house.
The end.

[bloody_ribcut]

"aye buddy, did you just see a real briight liight?"

[Zero]

When i was in my early teens. I was walking down the street one afternoon, just as a huge electrical storm came over. There was massive lighting strikes occurring every minute or so. As i was just around the corner from my brothers house. Everything went white. It was the brightest white light i have ever seen. Just pure white. I could see nothing else. but as bright and as white as it was, It didn't not hurt my eyes as such a bright light should. It lasted for maybe a few seconds. Almost simultaneously. Their was huge thunder clap. This old man came up to me and asked me if i was all right? I said yeah why?
He said because you have just been struck by lighting. I said yeah righto. Then his wife the poor old deary came up to with a blanket with a pale look. Asking me if i wanted a sit down. I said i;m fine. Because apart from the white light . I saw or felt nothing. I thanked them for their concern and continued on my way to my brothers house.
The end.

amazing -the same thing happened to me. i think i wasn't actually HIT by the lightning but it hit right next to me - i was apparently unconcious for a bit but I really remember the intense bright light and then everything just went black. i woke up down on the ground with neighbors all running around calling ambulances. overall i was fine and i have just figured that statistically i'll probably never be hit by lightning (again) - so I got that going for me, which is nice.

[bloody_ribcut]

once when i was a kid i was stabbed by some crazy guy down the street. He said, "who's dumb now?" while stepping on my arms. i tried to fight but was out powered, so then he stabbed me in the leg with a sharp chopstick he had in his back pocket. i laid on the floor for about an hour, then an old lady came with a blanket and a crowd of concern formed around me but i got up with out assistance and walked home. the end.

[ChronoGrl]

I work with a guy who doesn't bathe. We just had our Team Meeting and his fly was down the whole time. My manager is gutless and won't say anything to him about it.

[Zero]

I work with a guy who doesn't bathe. We just had our Team Meeting and his fly was down the whole time. My manager is gutless and won't say anything to him about it.

i have an easier solution - i just don't wear pants

[Sistinas666]

Monkeys don't wear pants.

[Zero]

Monkeys don't wear pants.

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q108/zerohdc/monkeychallenge.jpg

precisely!

[DeadKlown]

enough of this monkey business (ha) i win

[wufongtan.]

i have just figured that statistically i'll probably never be hit by lightning (again) - so I got that going for me, which is nice.

Yes. Highly unlikely to happen again. But not impossible.
My grandfather was struck by lighting and survived. Went to war. One month before hostilities ended, he was wounded in the knee. After being sent home. After recovering from his injury. He went back to work. And was struck by lighting again. He didn't survive.

[bloody_ribcut]

one time i found twenty dollars..i spent it on a gallon of ice cream and super nintendo game rentals.

[friday13thfan]

I find you amazingly sexy. Yes you. No not you, the one over there. Sup? ;)

[Sistinas666]

I like lamp.

[ferretchucker]

Whatever happened, to Fay Wray...?

[Sistinas666]

What happened to Arioch?

[Ripley666]

meow

.......................................

[ferretchucker]

DIE! DIE! DIEEEEEeEE!

[Ripley666]

DIE! DIE! DIEEEEEeEE!

Man - What did I ever do to you...


EXCEPT CLAW YOUR EYES OUT!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sistinas666]

That cat is freaky looking!

[Zero]

That cat is freaky looking!

she's not freaky - she's my sweetie

[Ripley666]

she's not freaky - she's my sweetie

Exactly


*licks Zero's ear*


...


*while clawing out Sistinas brain through his nose*

[ChronoGrl]

Here - I found your missing apostrophe.

[Sistinas666]

Exactly


*while clawing out Sistinas brain through his nose*



Ouch.:( .

[Ripley666]

Ouch.:( .

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm - brains for dinner

[bloody_ribcut]

send more para medics...

[illdojo]

zPBb2W9GQAg

[wufongtan.]

Back when i was a young lad. My two elder brothers and i watched a horror movie. I forget what it was called. It was about this female ghost that appeared when ever loud noise was made. Anyway. After the movie. My brothers shut me in the hallways and started banging on the door. screaming that she is coming she is coming. Scared the shit out of me to be honest.
Anyway. There was this old dude who lived on a stock route near our property. We use to drop him off some food etc. Just for the sake of it. Anyway. Mum hadn't seen him for about two weeks. So she told us to drop in on our way to school. To see if he was ok. (he lived in a caravan. (trailer to you Americans.)
As we got to his caravan. My brothers went up to the door and knocked on it. With no answer. They kept on knocking, until one of them tried the door. They found it unlocked. They looked in then quickly left the van. They told me to come over. As there was a jar of money on the table if i wanted it. As i approched the door. I could smell probably the worst smell i ever smelled. As i got closer and the smell got stronger. I said nah. And started to back off. but they grabbed me, threw me into the van and shut the door. The old dude. i wont mention his name. Was at his table dead. It looked and smelled like he had been dead for a while. There was this black goo on the table that obviously was from his body. The smell was so bad it was burning my eyes and nose. Then my brothers started to bang on the door and rock the caravan screaming, "He is coming to get you. Here he comes." I wanted to bang on the door and yell to let me out. but i didn't want to make any noise as it might make him come after me. After failing to push my way back through the door. I jumped out the tiny window. Snagging my leg on the latch leaving a deep cut. After running a safe distance from the van. I watched as my brothers went back into the van to grab the jar of old coins. I had to go home. As the smell was all over me. In my clothes my hair, even on my skin. I told them that if they didn't give me the jar of coins i would tell mum. After giving me the coins. I went home and told mum on them. I lol'ed as they got the beating of their life time. Then they told mum about my coins. Then it was their turn to lol as i got a beating for stealing. Anyway. Till this day. I can't stand loud noise. Which is why i have perfect hearing.

[Ripley666]

send more para medics...

send more cops...

[Sistinas666]

I got pac man fever.

[Ripley666]

We move like cagey tigers
We couldn't get closer than this
The way we walk
The way we talk
The way we stalk
The way we kiss
We slip through the streets
While everyone sleeps
Getting bigger and sleeker
And wider and brighter
We bite and scratch and scream all night
Let's go and throw
All the songs we know...

Into the sea
You and me
All these years and no one heard
I'll show you in spring
It's a treacherous thing
We missed you hissed the lovecats

We're so wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully
Wonderfully pretty!
Oh you know that I'd do anything for you...
We should have each other to tea huh?
We should have each other with cream
Then curl up by the fire
And sleep for awhile
It's the grooviest thing
It's the perfect dream

Into the sea
You and me
All these years and no one heard
I'll show you in spring
It's a treacherous thing
We missed you hissed the lovecats

We're so wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully
Wonderfully pretty!
Oh you know that I'd do anything for you...
We should have each other to dinner huh?
We should have each other with cream
Then curl up in the fire
Get up for awhile
It's the grooviest thing
It's the perfect dream

Hand in hand
Is the only way to land
And always the right way round
Not broken in pieces
Like hated little meeces...
How could we miss
Someone as dumb as this?

I love you... let's go...
Oh... solid gone...
How could we miss
Someone as dumb as this?

[Sistinas666]

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The Green Bastard from parts unknown just declared me the winner......

[ChronoGrl]

GreenMAN says that I win.


http://kris.kribit.com/sevensins/envy.jpg

[Sistinas666]

The Green Bastard would destroy your GreenMan in a wrestling match......

[bloody_ribcut]

you fell that? SHITQUAKE! I win Motherfronters

[Sistinas666]

If there's one thing I hate in this life, it's losing. If there's two things I hate, it's losing and getting cancer.

[ferretchucker]

I enjoy Satumas...

[DeadKlown]

enjoy what you will as i bathe in glory

[ChronoGrl]

How would you be used in a post-apocalyptic society?

[Ripley666]

How would you be used in a post-apocalyptic society?

As food apparently. :(

[Sistinas666]

I wanna be forever young.

[ferretchucker]

On the other hand, Ripley was born forever old.

[Caenxavier]

I realized today, that I have met an abnormal amount of drag queens in the past six months.

[ferretchucker]

How would you be used in a post-apocalyptic society?

Prison bitch. In normal society and prison society, I always end up the prison bitch.

[ChronoGrl]

I've come to the conclusion that my boyfriend is a big bitch. Seriously.

We've been dating 3 years - no fucking ring. No asking. No engagement.

We've been dating 3 years - I'm 28-years old, relatively attractive and I GET NO FUCKING ACTION.

NO ACTION.

He doesn't hit on me. At all. I get laid about once every couple of months (if that) and generally only - ONLY if I initiate it.

And then on the rare occasion that I hurt his feelings - He gets absolutely enraged and has a fit and has to go somewhere to "cool off."

I am currently waiting for him to "cool off" because I made a disparaging remark about him not being able to pay for dinner. Whatever. Get the fuck over it. Yes, it was mean, but I didn't really mean it. And I only said it because he was leaving before the bill even came without a fucking thank you.

I'm dating a fucking loser and he doesn't even thank me for dinner.

What the fuck?????

Seriously.

GOD I hate everything.

[horrorzack]

On the other hand, Ripley was born forever old. but he wasnt born without claws, watch yourself ferret.

[wufongtan.]

I've come to the conclusion that my boyfriend is a big bitch. Seriously.

We've been dating 3 years - no fucking ring. No asking. No engagement.

We've been dating 3 years - I'm 28-years old, relatively attractive and I GET NO FUCKING ACTION.

NO ACTION.

He doesn't hit on me. At all. I get laid about once every couple of months (if that) and generally only - ONLY if I initiate it.

And then on the rare occasion that I hurt his feelings - He gets absolutely enraged and has a fit and has to go somewhere to "cool off."

I am currently waiting for him to "cool off" because I made a disparaging remark about him not being able to pay for dinner. Whatever. Get the fuck over it. Yes, it was mean, but I didn't really mean it. And I only said it because he was leaving before the bill even came without a fucking thank you.

I'm dating a fucking loser and he doesn't even thank me for dinner.

What the fuck?????

Seriously.

GOD I hate everything.

You think you have it bad? I love olives. Crazy about them When i first got with my gf she couldn't stand them. Hated them. The taste, the smell everything. But after a while ,she would grab one off me while watching a movie or something. She would do this despite, the dirty looks and verbal threats of violence, i would give her. now she loves them. And when i buy a jar now. I have to hide them, because she eats them on me. Despite my threats of pissing in the jar, next time she does it.

[ChronoGrl]

Pigmy hippo.

[Ripley666]

but he wasnt born without claws, watch yourself ferret.

The boy's paying attention... And so should you, Gabe.

[Rorschach]

No he's not paying attention. He called you a "he".

How would you be used in a post-apocalyptic society?

A vigilante, as usual.

[Ripley666]

No he's not paying attention. He called you a "he".



True - But how did you know that I'm a "she"? O.o

[Rorschach]

True - But how did you know that I'm a "she"? O.o

Lucky inkblot guess, if you can believe it. ;)

[wufongtan.]

When i was 14 yrs old. I went out hunting with my brother and his friend. We were just mucking around shooting from the side of the road. My brother shoot at a pig. He claimed to have hit. But i saw him miss. He then turned to me and said "go get it". I told him no. He repeated the order. Which i replied no, again. He then turned around and pointed the gun in my face. And told me t o"go get it". Which i did. I was about half way to where he "claimed" to have shot the animal. As i turned to tell him that there was no animal there. I felt what was like a hammer hit my heel. They then both drove off laughing. I realised that he had shot me in the foot. I limped back to the road. And started to walk along the road. Every Now and again they would drive by me with the car lights off. Laughing. It was a well lit night. As the moon was full. As i was walking along the road. ( the road was raised in case of flooding. So there was a shadowed area that ran parallel to the road, which was in total darkness.)I could hear something walking, in the shadows next to me. As i sped up. So did it. When i stopped so did it. In the mean time my brother and his friend would drive by laughing. I couldn;t help but think it was the extro alien. As i had just saw the movie just a few weeks before. Man i was worried. My brother and his friend then pulled up and told me to get in. As i went to hop in they drove off. They did this three or four times. On about the fith occasion. I jumped on the hood of the car. And grabbed the windscreen wipers. They then drove off. I was later told they were doing 80. down the road with no lights on.. Anyway they finally pulled over and let me in. Once in the car i told my brother that he had shot me. He said i was "bullshitting." but the look on his face was priceless. When i pulled my boot and sock off and slapped in the face with a bloodied sock. He was like " Ofuck i did too *laughs* i thought i missed." The bullet much to my luck had struck my heel on a angel with that and good boots. And become wedged just under the skin of my heel.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

I've come to the conclusion that my boyfriend is a big bitch. Seriously.

We've been dating 3 years - no fucking ring. No asking. No engagement.

We've been dating 3 years - I'm 28-years old, relatively attractive and I GET NO FUCKING ACTION.

NO ACTION.

He doesn't hit on me. At all. I get laid about once every couple of months (if that) and generally only - ONLY if I initiate it.

And then on the rare occasion that I hurt his feelings - He gets absolutely enraged and has a fit and has to go somewhere to "cool off."

I am currently waiting for him to "cool off" because I made a disparaging remark about him not being able to pay for dinner. Whatever. Get the fuck over it. Yes, it was mean, but I didn't really mean it. And I only said it because he was leaving before the bill even came without a fucking thank you.

I'm dating a fucking loser and he doesn't even thank me for dinner.

What the fuck?????

Seriously.

GOD I hate everything.

isn't sex like 75% of a relationship? I forget the exact percentage. I think the other 25% is him paying for stuff. start flirting with his friends

-the love doctah

[wufongtan.]

About 4 yrs ago. I was down the river swimming with my brother and his kids. It is a popular swimming spot. As it is right in the middle of town, and easy to get to. It is also a park. very popular with the grey nomads, who like to pull up for a rest in the shade and have some lunch or what ever. There is a sharp incline leading to the spot where we were swimming. As we were sitting on up of the hill, having a rest. A car pulled up. In which a young man, about 19/20 yrs old hoped out and sat on the grass, beside his car. He was 20/30 foot in front of us. There was nothing unusual about him. He sat there for about 10 mins. Then got and walked to the back of his car. Where he pulled out a shotgun. He turned to look at my brother and i. (luckily for my brother two kids. They had walked up to the public toilets. About a 100 feet away.) My first thought was "o. We're fucked." He stared at us for a min or so. Probably less. (felt like a hours. ) Smiled. Then turned back around to face the river. Put the gun under his chin and pulled the trigger. his body slumped to the ground. And rolled into the river. Which was about 10 feet or so away from where he was. We went down to the edge of the river to where he had rolled. A bunch of grey nomads came rushing down to us. One old duck asked my brother to go in and get him. Which he replied. "Why he isn't going anywhere. Just call the police they can do it." his body started to float away. So i had to jump in to pull it back to the bank. Where i then thought. If he did this tomorrow. I would be getting paid for this.. Talking to his father later on that night. It turns out he did this because his gf broke up with him. I thought, what a stupid thing to do. As she mustn;t have felt anything for him anymore. So why end your life over someone who doesn't care about you. For he is dead. And she will move on to other men etc. I think the wise thing to do was to either just move on. Or shoot her first. That and the fact. I was going to make a mud slide. Where he had fell in. Made for a very bad afternoon, indeed.