friends

[captain spaulding]

Capt. Spaulding here... I have invited one of my good friends, Hannibal Lecter to join in today. If you have any questions for him, feel free to ask. He won't bite... Too hard, anyway. He will leave you with a quote... "Lo fei gibetto de le mei case." Ok, one more... "People don't always tell you what they are thinking... They just see to it that you never advance in life." Have the lambs stopped screaming, Agent Starling?

[urdevil]

Capt. Spaulding here... I have invited one of my good friends, Hannibal Lecter to join in today. If you have any questions for him, feel free to ask. He won't bite... Too hard, anyway. He will leave you with a quote... "Lo fei gibetto de le mei case." Ok, one more... "People don't always tell you what they are thinking... They just see to it that you never advance in life." Have the lambs stopped screaming, Agent Starling?

Captain you crazy guy you, hopefully he will be as friendly as u r:eek:

[AMICUS HORROR]

Hello Mr Lecter, what member of this forum would you like to munch on.:o

[captain spaulding]

Why yes, he is as friendly as I. Just treat him with respect, like Barney at the hospital. he lasted with Doctor Lector for more than ten years, while others didn't survive his company for more than ten minutes. I believe, Doctor Lector calls it Free Range Rude eating. He prefers to rid the world of the rude or useless people. So, tata for now. Captain Spaulding and Doctor Hannibal Lector, M.D.

[captain spaulding]

Hellow... Which member or members of the forum would I like to much on? Well, how about the rude members, and the useless members as well. I call it Free Rang Rude Eating. All I ask for is a little respect, and we'll get along fine. Some respect, and I'll be on my way without my meal. However, no respect, and I will make them a blue plate special. To give you a example... A census taker tried to test me... I ate his liver with some Fava beans and a nice chilled glass of wine. So, hope this answers your question, and if you have anymore questions, feel free to ask... I won't bite... Too hard, anyway!!! Tata for now. Doctor Hannibal Lector M.D.

[Kleptron]

You can go ahead and munch on my balls cause you'll get no respect from me with that retarded shit.

[captain spaulding]

Do you know what a Roller Pigeon is? They climb high and fast, then roll over and fall just as fast towards the Earth. There are Shallow Rollers and there are Deep Rollers. You can't breed two Deep Rollers or their young will roll all the way down, hit, and die. You are a Deep Roller. Let us hope one of your parents was not. H.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Do you know what a Roller Pigeon is? They climb high and fast, then roll over and fall just as fast towards the Earth. There are Shallow Rollers and there are Deep Rollers. You can't breed two Deep Rollers or their young will roll all the way down, hit, and die. You are a Deep Roller. Let us hope one of your parents was not. H.

zzzz im bored already

[urdevil]

zzzz im bored already

You should be medicated. Seriously, if you find all of this boring leave already. And stop wining.

[urdevil]

You can go ahead and munch on my balls cause you'll get no respect from me with that retarded shit.

Have you met murderdoll, she thinks everything is retarded shit. You should PM each other because your boring the fuck out of me. Very simple, If you dont like the thread leave it instead of posting crap

[Posher778]

I don't get it.

[cheebacheeba]

Seriously, if you find all of this boring leave already.

How do you find it? Charming? Original? New and exciting?

[Caenxavier]

I ate his liver with some Fava beans and a nice chilled glass of wine.

It's Chianti!

If your going to role play...or whatever it is you do...at least try to get it right.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

didn't like both of these posters (if we are assuming they are two different people) make goodbye threads already?

[Posher778]

New people never stick around because they don't get it.

[endo]

Well, to be fair, everyone is new at some point. But, yeah. I don't know what the fuck is going on in this thread.

[Zero]

then let's just rock n roll!!

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q108/zerohdc/218728fkNJ_w.jpg

[endo]

Right on!!

http://i848.photobucket.com/albums/ab43/endo69/hamish.jpg

[Elvis_Christ]

didn't like both of these posters (if we are assuming they are two different people) make goodbye threads already?

Yeh capt. spaulding made one about not being able to make any friends and wasting space or some such shit.

I don't see this new approach changing things.

[Posher778]

I still don't get it.

[Bastet]

Ok, at risk of getting shot down in flames, this is how it seems to me-feel free to be sarcastic, opinionated or just plain obnoxious.
There are some really lovely people on here who are intelligent and stimulating to talk to, there are helpful and nurturing people and ther are the ones who just seem to use this forum as a springboard for their own abusive opinions.
Everyone is new at some point, just be a little nicer to us. I asked the mods if there was a mentor type system so I wouldn't make too many cock ups when I started out and was just told to go with it and yep- fucked up a little at first.
I am all for constructive criticism, or general banter, but abuse and attacks on newbie posts is not the best way to make friends and influence people.
So please be nicer. Just cus we are new, doesn't make us brain dead!
:p

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

I'm not mean to all new people.

I am mean to spammers who only join this forum to post their crappy youtube video or to sell spooky horror dolls.

also retarded gimmick accounts.

why should the internet be so different from real life? if some retard came up to you and was like hey kiddies my name is captain spaulding and then did nothing but pretend to be a hannibal lector you would probably not want to be friends with them.

or if someone was like "hey "insert your name" my names gary I love horror! hey want to gbuy some horror dolls?" you would probably tell him to get lost.

that's life, idiots being shunned and cast aside is the way it works.

we were new once too, not an excuse for being 100% retarded.

[urdevil]

I'm not mean to all new people.

I am mean to spammers who only join this forum to post their crappy youtube video or to sell spooky horror dolls.

also retarded gimmick accounts.

why should the internet be so different from real life? if some retard came up to you and was like hey kiddies my name is captain spaulding and then did nothing but pretend to be a hannibal lector you would probably not want to be friends with them.

or if someone was like "hey "insert your name" my names gary I love horror! hey want to gbuy some horror dolls?" you would probably tell him to get lost.

that's life, idiots being shunned and cast aside is the way it works.

we were new once too, not an excuse for being 100% retarded.

Maybe lithium or thorazine might help u. DB

[urdevil]

Ok, at risk of getting shot down in flames, this is how it seems to me-feel free to be sarcastic, opinionated or just plain obnoxious.
There are some really lovely people on here who are intelligent and stimulating to talk to, there are helpful and nurturing people and ther are the ones who just seem to use this forum as a springboard for their own abusive opinions.
Everyone is new at some point, just be a little nicer to us. I asked the mods if there was a mentor type system so I wouldn't make too many cock ups when I started out and was just told to go with it and yep- fucked up a little at first.
I am all for constructive criticism, or general banter, but abuse and attacks on newbie posts is not the best way to make friends and influence people.
So please be nicer. Just cus we are new, doesn't make us brain dead!
:p

I agree 100%, when I joined it was to talk, complain, inform etc. I saw other people taking shots at others. Okay so I thought Id through in a few of my own. Your thoughts are right on . I wish the hell others would listen. Youll meet assholes thru your life and you usually shake them off or up(if possible) Luckily here you never have to meet them.
The example is the responses to Captn Spaulding. Certain people are misinterpreting his posts as being needy or retarded.
Those that are posting these moronic comments appear needy themselves.

I have spoken to Capt elsewhere and he is very decent guy and smart.

And if they dont like these comments , piss off

[Posher778]

Maybe lithium or thorazine might help u. DB

Don't talk to her like that you less than nothing shit.

[The Flayed One]

Everyone read closely.

http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=17292

[Caenxavier]

Maybe lithium or thorazine might help u. DB


......Are, are you saying you're holding?

[urdevil]

Don't talk to her like that you less than nothing shit.

Look what woke up..it was shat from the arse of a monitor lizard.

Dont ever tell me what to do db, if u dont like it fuck off

[urdevil]

......Are, are you saying you're holding?

Finally a sense of humor, lol I dont dabble anymore. Im high on life:eek:barf

[Caenxavier]

I do what I can.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

chronogrl is one of the best posters here and did not get insulted repeatedly when she joined the forum. if you are constantly being told to shut up, it's not because you are new... it's because you are annoying.

[Posher778]

Everyone read closely.

http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=17292

Severely outdated. That was when this forum was full of people coming and going. Now it's 95% people who have been here for more than just a few years, and we defend our own.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Severely outdated. That was when this forum was full of people coming and going. Now it's 95% people who have been here for more than just a few years, and we defend our own.

<3

agreed.

I would love to get more people in the forum, but not if they are just going to be trolls or pretend to be fictional horror characters.

[Posher778]

Yeah. I respect Flayed as a mod, but I still highly disagree with that thread. It's 5 years old. If we are going to have rules like that they should be professionally decided by long time members. There's a new collaboration idea for you, V.

[ChronoGrl]

chronogrl is one of the best posters here and did not get insulted repeatedly when she joined the forum. if you are constantly being told to shut up, it's not because you are new... it's because you are annoying.

Thanks, MD. Glad to see you around more, too. I've missed you.

By the way - Your sig is absolutely horrifying.

[cheebacheeba]

I have to say the intermittent whinerbaby tantrums about how people are not immediately welcomed and/or liked much, are getting a little old, and don't really help the people in question.
Then the threads about it, then acting like we don't have a right to call stupid, STUPID, or annoying, ANNOYING.
Just post, stop taking shit so personally, ignore anyone you're having problems with and if you think there IS a problem, don't make it worse.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

I have to say the intermittent whinerbaby tantrums about how people are not immediately welcomed and/or liked much, are getting a little old, and don't really help the people in question.
Then the threads about it, then acting like we don't have a right to call stupid, STUPID, or annoying, ANNOYING.
Just post, stop taking shit so personally, ignore anyone you're having problems with and if you think there IS a problem, don't make it worse.

sticky this over "It stops now"

[Elvis_Christ]

Summed it up nicely there cheeba.

[gothjuice]

Friends... It's funny... I used to have friends, but they turned out to be nothing but phonies.

-B

[Why_bother?]

Friends... It's funny... I used to have friends, but they turned out to be nothing but phonies.

-B




Kiss ass much?

[Caenxavier]

Friends... It's funny... I used to have friends, but they turned out to be nothing but phonies.

-B

We get it. You are more goth than anyone, ever.
You listen to Alien Sex Fiend and dye your hair black.
You have more pain then the engorged bowels of 10,000 demons consumed by the sin of gluttony.
You have a tab at Hot Topic.

We get it, you are a goth, you know pain and fear, suffering and darkness. Now, can you post something that doesn't sound like a 13 year old's poetry notebook?

[urdevil]

Friends... It's funny... I used to have friends, but they turned out to be nothing but phonies.

-B

:eek:Everybodys a phoney, mmmmHave you met murderdoll. Get a grip YOU phoney(s)

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

:eek:Everybodys a phoney, mmmmHave you met murderdoll. Get a grip YOU phoney(s)

it is spelled phony, not phoney
and the plural of phony is phonies, not phoneys

I'm sorry, but it just bugs me when people try to be smart and correct people when the person they are "correcting" wasn't wrong in the first place.

also you've been here a month and you are already obsessed with me? every post I read of yours is "murderdoll murderdoll murderdoll!" you have an interesting way of trying to gain acceptance.

[Bastet]

[QUOTE=Caenxavier;872043]We get it. You are more goth than anyone, ever.
You listen to Alien Sex Fiend and dye your hair black.
You have more pain then the engorged bowels of 10,000 demons consumed by the sin of gluttony.
You have a tab at Hot Topic.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

red dye fades too often though :mad:

[Bastet]

[QUOTE=X¤MurderDoll¤X;872053]red dye fades too often though :mad:[/QUOTE

[Caenxavier]

Hey, I can go with the goth thing, so long as I never become emo-please shoot me if it comes to that! Red hair is better than black-It allows me to be a moody and temperamental bitch if it suits :D
And going back far too many posts to be bothered to look; Theres no psychiatric medication in the world that can cure someone's personality. Theres a few I would like to give thorazine (chlorpromazine in the UK) to. But can I save the valium/ativan for personal use?

Oh yeah, don't get me wrong I love goth decor, music, dress etc.

I also agree that you cannot cure a person's personality but really, have you read his posts? They are all about how he is in pain and life sucks.

This is an internet forum, keep the self absorbed bitching to your journal.

[urdevil]

it is spelled phony, not phoney
and the plural of phony is phonies, not phoneys

I'm sorry, but it just bugs me when people try to be smart and correct people when the person they are "correcting" wasn't wrong in the first place.

also you've been here a month and you are already obsessed with me? every post I read of yours is "murderdoll murderdoll murderdoll!" you have an interesting way of trying to gain acceptance.

OMG I misspelled something. I thought that if a person (you remember them)reminded you that your an obnoxious turd you might get the message and lighten the fuck up

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

you were just outsmarted by a troll who didn't even need to respond to you, bravo.

LbQdvE-6Wkw

[Elvis_Christ]

I thought that if a person (you remember them)reminded you that your an obnoxious turd you might get the message and lighten the fuck up

You're the only one being obnoxious at the moment man. But by all means carry on and keep shooting yourself in the foot it's kinda amusing for the time being.

[cheebacheeba]

I thought that if a person (you remember them)reminded you that your an obnoxious turd you might get the message and lighten the fuck up

Touched on already, but, you're an obnoxious turd, or at least pulling off a pretty good impression of one right now...and I say this without you having directed any bullshit at me whatsoever, well none worth remembering that occur to me anyways.
Just STOP.
She's right...you're not only being stalkerish and responding to her posts that aren't directed at you, but bringing her up when there's no conversation whatsoever that has anything to do with her, so yeah you're coming across as an obsessed jerk.
Aren't YOU one of the ones complaining about how people are getting on your ass here...are you trying to prove a point or something by doing what you're complaining about? Because you're only working to invalidate the very point you're trying to make.
Just try posting without the snide remarks, and I think whatever waves you think there are, will die down soon enough.

[Bastet]

[QUOTE=Caenxavier;872061]Oh yeah, don't get me wrong I love goth decor, music, dress etc.

I also agree that you cannot cure a person's personality but really, have you read his posts? They are all about how he is in pain and life sucks. wasn't talking about the captain
I

[captain spaulding]

Capt. Spaulding and Dr. Hannibal lector will be leaving here for good. So don't even start the whining about people trying to get sympathy. That is not what it is about at all. There are some people on here, who just don't give a shit, about anybody, but themselves. I have seen it all before, and what you people don't realize, is that we are human beings, and we all have feelings. People always say... "Life is cruel, so i must be cruel as well." So you all seem to want to be cruel, mean and heartless, so, you all have got your wish. I will be as such from now on. No more of anything for anybody, PERIOD.

[Posher778]

Capt. Spaulding and Dr. Hannibal lector will be leaving here for good. So don't even start the whining about people trying to get sympathy. That is not what it is about at all. There are some people on here, who just don't give a shit, about anybody, but themselves. I have seen it all before, and what you people don't realize, is that we are human beings, and we all have feelings. People always say... "Life is cruel, so i must be cruel as well." So you all seem to want to be cruel, mean and heartless, so, you all have got your wish. I will be as such from now on. No more of anything for anybody, PERIOD.


Careful your tears don't stain your twilight t shirt.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

There are some people on here, who just don't give a shit, about anybody, but themselves.

hey now, I also give a shit about people who are directly involved with my happiness.

[Sistinas666]

How does a dildo like the good Captain not get banned but I have to change my IP and rejoin constantly? Admittedly I can be a douche at times but I also post relevant stuff. I think some admins pussy hurts....... Does V stand for a 6 year old vendetta?

[Posher778]

How does a dildo like the good Captain not get banned but I have to change my IP and rejoin constantly? Admittedly I can be a douche at times but I also post relevant stuff. I think some admins pussy hurts....... Does V stand for a 6 year old vendetta?

I banned you, not V.

[Sistinas666]

I banned you, not V.




My dear posh, why the hostility? I've followed your posts for years and very much respect yo more that you've matured. Your crush on murderdoll concerns me a bit though.......

[Posher778]

God you're dumber than I thought.

[Sistinas666]

God you're dumber than I thought.



Then you should ban me with your imaginary ban stick(or better yet, have a REAL mod do it).

[zwoti]

but I have to change my IP


the only person ip banned was bane, you 'fessing up?


Does V stand for a 6 year old vendetta?

well he didn't ban you last time, so who really has the "vendetta"?

[Sistinas666]

the only person ip banned was bane, you 'fessing up?




well he didn't ban you last time, so who really has the "vendetta"?



I'd honestly tell you if I was Bane. I had no part of his tom foolery. At the time I was Horace_Pinker though. I'm not one for "nazi propaganda"(like darth bane)

I really don't care who has the vendetta, I assumed it was V. I think it would be easieast to let me be and stop making me make new accounts. Also you could give me a penny to stick up my ass so I'd be worth something.

[zwoti]

I'd honestly tell you if I was Bane. I had no part of his tom foolery. At the time I was Horace_Pinker though. I'm not one for "nazi propaganda"(like darth bane)


the nazi propaganda wasn't the problems, just the links he kept posting.

[Sistinas666]

the nazi propaganda wasn't the problems, just the links he kept posting.

I can't say I remember the links. I just remember him, Pluto, and a few others who kept saying they were gunna "destroy this forum". Doesn't look like they suceeded, lol. Maybe Darth Bane and OMC Dave have a happy little forum they run together.

[zwoti]

I can't say I remember the links. I just remember him, Pluto, and a few others who kept saying they were gunna "destroy this forum". Doesn't look like they suceeded, lol. Maybe Darth Bane and OMC Dave have a happy little forum they run together.

if you don't remember the links, then we did our job.

ah yes Pluto, i remember his "crowd" but couldn't remember any of their names. it was fun back then playing with them

[wufongtan.]

Swear this place is getting more and more emo. Every Time i come for a visit.
Who cares if people don't like you on here? Don't worry about it. I'm well loved here, and my life is no better off, because of it.

[AMICUS HORROR]

Westlers Hotdogs on sale now at the foyer.:rolleyes:

[AMICUS HORROR]

I have over 125 posts and I just wondered if I get some sort of prize, maybe a Horror.Com jacket or a t-shirt or a free DVD of my choice, no big deal if I don't, I just wondered thats all.:o