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Doc Faustus
08-19-2010, 06:50 PM
The recipe for my famous Tres Sandwich cake is off limits. And my 2003 Oscar picks.
Elvis_Christ
08-19-2010, 06:57 PM
Do you know anyone who worships Satan?
Doc Faustus
08-19-2010, 07:30 PM
Not as far as I know. I know several Satanists, but people who actually "worship Satan", I don't.
bloody_ribcut
08-19-2010, 08:24 PM
are you a freemason
Doc Faustus
08-19-2010, 08:45 PM
No. But my masonry rates are reasonable.
Elvis_Christ
08-19-2010, 10:07 PM
Have you been enjoying writing about the trashier side of cinema?
neverending
08-19-2010, 10:13 PM
What is that song at the end of Cabin Fever 2? It plays over the animated sequence. It's an acoustic bluesy number with lyrics like "storm cloud rising right behind the sun..."
IMDB has a soundtrack listing but I have no idea which song it is.
X¤MurderDoll¤X
08-19-2010, 11:07 PM
what can I do to make neverending like me?
Posher778
08-19-2010, 11:27 PM
what can I do to make neverending like me?
I'll ninja this one too
X¤MurderDoll¤X
08-20-2010, 12:37 AM
ok let's ask in unison!
neverending why don't
posher!
neverend
posher you're not doing it! :mad:
Posher778
08-20-2010, 12:40 AM
Like me! All your base are belong to us >:O
X¤MurderDoll¤X
08-20-2010, 12:42 AM
you were supposed to say "us" you selfish worm! arrg one more time, and does your voice have to be so sing-song?
X¤MurderDoll¤X
08-20-2010, 12:43 AM
is he looking? check if he's looking.
Posher778
08-20-2010, 12:44 AM
Like us! All your base are belong to.... Me.
Posher778
08-20-2010, 12:45 AM
Neverending LOOK
X¤MurderDoll¤X
08-20-2010, 12:51 AM
I guess it's back to drugs and excessive sluttiness for us.
Posher778
08-20-2010, 12:52 AM
I mean, that's ok. But... Can't we just watch cartoons or something?
X¤MurderDoll¤X
08-20-2010, 12:59 AM
I mean, that's ok. But... Can't we just watch cartoons or something?
cartoons won't ease our pain.
Posher778
08-20-2010, 01:08 AM
We can get drunk and push someone off a bridge
X¤MurderDoll¤X
08-20-2010, 01:12 AM
yeah that would work.
Posher778
08-20-2010, 01:18 AM
We could push neverending off a bridge since he hates us =/
X¤MurderDoll¤X
08-20-2010, 01:19 AM
he still wouldn't pay any attention to us. :(
I'll take his hate at this point, I just want something.
Posher778
08-20-2010, 01:20 AM
I think the last time he spoke to me was when I said I was sorry for pissing him off. But that was at Rayne's last june. Obviously it worked.
ChronoGrl
08-20-2010, 05:50 AM
Hey, Doc...
I watched Drag Me to Hell for the second time and thought of you... Have you ever known anyone who was under a gypsy curse? Didn't you once curse someone? And how does one scrub themselves of a gypsy curse?
Doc Faustus
08-20-2010, 07:06 AM
Have you been enjoying writing about the trashier side of cinema?
I've been loving it. I hope to revamp and amp up Dollarbin Massacre. Maybe someday present the most crass, organic, philosophical and fun book of essays on cult, dirty and trashy film you could ever read. Jordan and Leza are both a lot of fun to work with and I like the guests we've had and hope to bring in more.
Doc Faustus
08-20-2010, 07:09 AM
Hey, Doc...
I watched Drag Me to Hell for the second time and thought of you... Have you ever known anyone who was under a gypsy curse? Didn't you once curse someone? And how does one scrub themselves of a gypsy curse?
Yes. Yes. And...don't fuck with gypsies. Nobody wants to be fucked with. Especially a race that's been fucked with as much of the gypsies. I don't have much gypsy blood but when I have the passion behind it and I have the rage behind it, people have gotten back what they've given me in a pretty nasty fashion. Every time a malicious so-and-so steps in my life, I'm thankful for my great great grandmother, a woman so shady and so prone to burying husband that we're not really sure what her last name was.
neverending
08-20-2010, 08:13 AM
Umm... I asked a question....
ChronoGrl
08-20-2010, 09:07 AM
Yes. Yes. And...don't fuck with gypsies. Nobody wants to be fucked with. Especially a race that's been fucked with as much of the gypsies. I don't have much gypsy blood but when I have the passion behind it and I have the rage behind it, people have gotten back what they've given me in a pretty nasty fashion. Every time a malicious so-and-so steps in my life, I'm thankful for my great great grandmother, a woman so shady and so prone to burying husband that we're not really sure what her last name was.
What type of curses have you been witness to?
crabapple
08-20-2010, 09:18 AM
Curses--curses can be scrubbed off with pumace or a pumace soap like Lava, sometimes an apricot seed facial scrub will take them off, and chanting something like "Go away you dumb curse, go away you dumb curse, YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! Double yeah you floozie!" sometimes helps the scrubbing be more effective.
Rinse with a mint-infused astringent afterwards and then have a salad.
ChronoGrl
08-20-2010, 09:20 AM
Curses--curses can be scrubbed off with pumace or a pumace soap like Lava, sometimes an apricot seed facial scrub will take them off, and chanting something like "Go away you dumb curse, go away you dumb curse, YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! Double yeah you floozie!" sometimes helps the scrubbing be more effective.
Rinse with a mint-infused astringent afterwards and then have a salad.
Hmm. I have both apricot seed facial scrub AND a mint-infused astringent...
I didn't know that Origins was also in the curse-be-gone business.
Umm... I asked a question....
Dark Day Coming....perhaps
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3BW8sTquzo
Doc Faustus
08-20-2010, 12:16 PM
Umm... I asked a question....
A question I missed. I'm gonna say Pac Man Fever. It goes with the fever theme of the movie.
Doc Faustus
08-20-2010, 12:24 PM
What type of curses have you been witness to?
One of them the effects were subtle but troublesome and piled on. A series of unpleasant occurrences followed by a rapid rejection by somebody he cared about, a loss of career momentum, serious bouts of writer's block and a loss of skill with words. He tried to use me to get his writing career started while trying to win my girlfriend away from me. I worked the curse "may everything you tried to take be gone to you forever". His letters to her were incoherent babble. He said he could no longer write for some reason. She became repulsed at his stupidity and inability to communicate. He was in the middle of a book that disappeared when his hard drive backed up for no good reason. No career. No girl. And I sold a bunch of DVDs he left at my house. That part wasn't a curse, but still a gypsyish thing to do. The other time was something I feel really horrible about. Something that came true to the letter.
neverending
08-20-2010, 08:34 PM
Dark Day Coming....perhaps
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3BW8sTquzo
That's it! Thanks Newb! You need an ask me thread!
That's it! Thanks Newb! You need an ask me thread!
I'm more of a trend setter....not a follower