Ask ME anything

[Elvis_Christ]

Time for me to jump on the bandwagon ;)

Ask away.... gotta be more interesting than talking to a monkey or Posher right?

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

were you born in new zealand? will you probably die in new zealand?

[Elvis_Christ]

were you born in new zealand? will you probably die in new zealand?

Yeh I was born in NZ. Real Niggaz don't die ;)

[endo]

Thinking of visiting NZ. What's the policy on the ho's, and what kind of money am I talking?

[bloody_ribcut]

how available are the hydroponic herbs and for whats the usual price in NZ?

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

new zealand is about as exciting as canada, I would go in another direction with these questions...

what was your worst gig? details plzzz

[Elvis_Christ]

Thinking of visiting NZ. What's the policy on the ho's, and what kind of money am I talking?

Prostitution is legal but I have no idea of the cost or anything else.

[endo]

Hmm. Well, the wife will be none the wiser if I didn't go to jail anyway;) I kid...but they have the male version if she's so inclined, yeah?

[Elvis_Christ]

how available are the hydroponic herbs and for whats the usual price in NZ?

Depends on who you know/time of the year really. You can usually pick up what we call a "tinnie" for $20 - $25 depending on what part of the country you're in not sure how many grams that is...
But yeh you can get fairly good shit for a good price fairly easily once you find someone in the loop.

[Doc Faustus]

If you had a reality dating show, would you pick the funloving stripper or the librarian with a past who would be a good mother to your kids if she could stop crying all the time?

[Elvis_Christ]

what was your worst gig? details plzzz

So the band I'm in now did their first out of town show at a two day fest type deal of punk/hardcore bands up in Capital City (Wellington) and the morning of the show I opened up my case to find the strings of my bass all fucked up and broken from the trip on the plane.

I had to haul ass and find a replacement set which ended up costing pretty much the last of the cash I had (the store was charging WAY more than back home for some reason) and were a brand I totally fucking hate. I threw those fuckers on and got to the venue to find the rest of the band hangover to fuck from the shit the got up to the night before (I had arrived later).

We all started pounding some brews getting totally blown away by a bunch of the epic Wellington bands that played that night. Foe were slated a bit later on in the night because we were from out of town so we were pretty haggard once we hit the stage.

I tune up. The top string keeps popping outta the string lock. I restring it, tune it up and it seems fine now. I plug into the amp. It does nothing. I fuck round with a bunch of shit still nothing. At this point I feel like the biggest douche bag out. The stage manager type dude sorts out some shit and it's all go.

We get thru the first song without to much trouble but from then on the shit hit the fan for me. That fucking string started popping out again so I'm jamming some hardout riffs trying to pop it into place while keeping time and hitting the right notes. A total nightmare. I get a sinking feeling of why fuck am I here? I'm not musician I can't even put the strings on without them fucking out... the bands before kicked our ass and are way better. Basically total embarrassment on a grand scale. I basically felt like perhaps music wasn't my thing.

So I deal with the string misshap and we get to the end of the set which at the time was a Poison Idea cover (Novelty). Our singer forgets who its by and holds the mic up to me to say who did it originally and I get all tongue tied and babble some shit and he looks at me like "ummmmm what the fuck dude?". We kick into it and it was all good and I finally get to pack up get off stage. Tail totally between my legs I roll the biggest cigarette and go outside and chow that motherfucker down in like one breath and chill.

I sit down at a table close to the stage and the bartender was like "fuck I didn't know you guys were one of the bands and he hooks us up with a bunch of free beer and we watch some more great bands tear it right up. It got to the point of us being the only people there with more booze on the table than we can possibly stomach talking shit with some of the old dudes at the bar. I wind up outside smoking a joint with a few people and some old weird motherfucker is like prowling on my girlfriend trying to get us all back to his pad to have some pills and mushrooms... we're all like FUCK THAT and bail. I go to get my bass as a hear a crunching noise. I've put the corner of my case into like the window back stage and fucked it up. So yeh I'm outta there.

I think this was our 5th or 6th gig and it ended up being a valuable learning experience and we changed how we handled ourselves on stage, the delivery of our set a bunch of shit and were a better band for it. We were over confident and threw ourselves in the deep end and totally ate shit.

Funny thing is a bunch of cats really dug it and thought we tore it up and a few days later we got paid more cash than we'd ever got from a gig at the time :D

So yeh probably WAY to many details later that was my worst gig.

A few of the bands we were blown away by have come played our town dug our new and improved shit that just wouldn't have happened with out going there and fucking epically sucking and sorting it out.

I cringe everytime I think about it but what the fuck right... playing in a band that's to punk for the metallers and to metal for the punks kicks ass.

[Elvis_Christ]

If you had a reality dating show, would you pick the funloving stripper or the librarian with a past who would be a good mother to your kids if she could stop crying all the time?

The lady who hates Zeppelin but likes pre-plane crash Skynyrd

[Posher778]

Will you go out with me if I get a sex change?

[Elvis_Christ]

Will you go out with me if I get a sex change?

Nope. You hate Freebird.

[AMICUS HORROR]

Please...please...please tell me the names of the films that make up your signature.....put me out of my misery.:o

[Elvis_Christ]

Please...please...please tell me the names of the films that make up your signature.....put me out of my misery.:o

Charlie Christ (an ode to Holy Terror, Jim Vanbebber & life).
1990: The Bronx Warriors (RCA/Hoyts.... PAL VHS)
Ironmaster
Strike Commando
The Warriors
Brain Damage
The Prowler
Street Trash
Blastfighter
and a part of the dope Return of the Living Dead poster from Germany (?) I forget but some one who knows will correct me...

Time for a new one right? ...that bullshit is looking tired.

[ChronoGrl]

Personally, I love your sig. One of my favorites on the board. You're ridiculously talented with Photoshop.

[Kleptron]

I had a copy of 1990: The Bronx Warriors on vhs as a kid. I watched the hell out of it. Will they remake this classic?

[The Mothman]

So the band I'm in now did their first out of town show at a two day fest type deal of punk/hardcore bands up in Capital City (Wellington) and the morning of the show I opened up my case to find the strings of my bass all fucked up and broken from the trip on the plane.

I had to haul ass and find a replacement set which ended up costing pretty much the last of the cash I had (the store was charging WAY more than back home for some reason) and were a brand I totally fucking hate. I threw those fuckers on and got to the venue to find the rest of the band hangover to fuck from the shit the got up to the night before (I had arrived later).

We all started pounding some brews getting totally blown away by a bunch of the epic Wellington bands that played that night. Foe were slated a bit later on in the night because we were from out of town so we were pretty haggard once we hit the stage.

I tune up. The top string keeps popping outta the string lock. I restring it, tune it up and it seems fine now. I plug into the amp. It does nothing. I fuck round with a bunch of shit still nothing. At this point I feel like the biggest douche bag out. The stage manager type dude sorts out some shit and it's all go.

We get thru the first song without to much trouble but from then on the shit hit the fan for me. That fucking string started popping out again so I'm jamming some hardout riffs trying to pop it into place while keeping time and hitting the right notes. A total nightmare. I get a sinking feeling of why fuck am I here? I'm not musician I can't even put the strings on without them fucking out... the bands before kicked our ass and are way better. Basically total embarrassment on a grand scale. I basically felt like perhaps music wasn't my thing.

So I deal with the string misshap and we get to the end of the set which at the time was a Poison Idea cover (Novelty). Our singer forgets who its by and holds the mic up to me to say who did it originally and I get all tongue tied and babble some shit and he looks at me like "ummmmm what the fuck dude?". We kick into it and it was all good and I finally get to pack up get off stage. Tail totally between my legs I roll the biggest cigarette and go outside and chow that motherfucker down in like one breath and chill.

I sit down at a table close to the stage and the bartender was like "fuck I didn't know you guys were one of the bands and he hooks us up with a bunch of free beer and we watch some more great bands tear it right up. It got to the point of us being the only people there with more booze on the table than we can possibly stomach talking shit with some of the old dudes at the bar. I wind up outside smoking a joint with a few people and some old weird motherfucker is like prowling on my girlfriend trying to get us all back to his pad to have some pills and mushrooms... we're all like FUCK THAT and bail. I go to get my bass as a hear a crunching noise. I've put the corner of my case into like the window back stage and fucked it up. So yeh I'm outta there.

I think this was our 5th or 6th gig and it ended up being a valuable learning experience and we changed how we handled ourselves on stage, the delivery of our set a bunch of shit and were a better band for it. We were over confident and threw ourselves in the deep end and totally ate shit.

Funny thing is a bunch of cats really dug it and thought we tore it up and a few days later we got paid more cash than we'd ever got from a gig at the time :D

So yeh probably WAY to many details later that was my worst gig.

A few of the bands we were blown away by have come played our town dug our new and improved shit that just wouldn't have happened with out going there and fucking epically sucking and sorting it out.

I cringe everytime I think about it but what the fuck right... playing in a band that's to punk for the metallers and to metal for the punks kicks ass.
which venue was this at? chances are I've been there once or twice.

[Posher778]

Nope. You hate Freebird.

Not anymore. Listen to it about everyday.

[AMICUS HORROR]

Charlie Christ (an ode to Holy Terror, Jim Vanbebber & life).
1990: The Bronx Warriors (RCA/Hoyts.... PAL VHS)
Ironmaster
Strike Commando
The Warriors
Brain Damage
The Prowler
Street Trash
Blastfighter
and a part of the dope Return of the Living Dead poster from Germany (?) I forget but some one who knows will correct me...

Time for a new one right? ...that bullshit is looking tired.

Thanks for that, I like your sig. also, please keep it, I got some of the films right.:)

[Doc Faustus]

Tom Atkins: greasy animal or cult messiah?

[Elvis_Christ]

which venue was this at? chances are I've been there once or twice.

The Adelaide

[Elvis_Christ]

Tom Atkins: greasy animal or cult messiah?

Cult Messiah

[newb]

what is your favorite beer ?

[Elvis_Christ]

what is your favorite beer ?

After my period of "drying out" I've been enjoying the odd big bottle of Coopers Sparkling Ale which is an Aussie beer that's pretty kickass.

http://www.thedrinkshop.com/images/products/main/4408/4408.jpg

[The Mothman]

After my period of "drying out" I've been enjoying the odd big bottle of Coopers Sparkling Ale which is an Aussie beer that's pretty kickass.

http://www.thedrinkshop.com/images/products/main/4408/4408.jpg
I bet you drink a lot of these huh? I know I did.
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:u3h1GXRFmAAjJM:http://www.drinkworks.com.au/images/tui-beer-bottle.jpg&t=1
hows the whole quitting drinking thing going anyway?

[Elvis_Christ]

Yeh Tui is a nice drop.

I quit quitting :D

It was good to have a break and get on top of it.

I just have a few beers a couple of times a month now if there's something on and to be social.

Total sobriety was doing my head in.

[ChronoGrl]

What is Caen's sig from?

http://www.obviouswinner.com/storage/post-images/leaky_face.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=12710159 60413

[_____V_____]

What is Caen's sig from?

http://www.obviouswinner.com/storage/post-images/leaky_face.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=12710159 60413

Tobe Hooper's Lifeforce.

[Caenxavier]

Nice, now we know.

[ChronoGrl]

Tobe Hooper's Lifeforce.

NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE. Thank you, Sir.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE. Thank you, Sir.

another mystery solved.

[Elvis_Christ]

Lost interest already folks? :( :)

[zwoti]

Lost interest already folks? :( :)

gimme your list

[ProfondoXxRosso]

Time for me to jump on the bandwagon ;)

Ask away.... gotta be more interesting than talking to a monkey or Posher right?

Does the little piggy go wee-wee all the way home?

[Elvis_Christ]

gimme your list

Will email you in the next couple of days with a few things.

[Elvis_Christ]

Does the little piggy go wee-wee all the way home?

Sure why not. Where else has he got to go?

[ferretchucker]

True or False...sausage creature is dead?

[Why_bother?]

Whar happend to Kpro?

[ferretchucker]

Whar happend to Kpro?

Why are you even bothering?

[Elvis_Christ]

True or False...sausage creature is dead?

I sure do hope so. Sausages stink like shit and make me wanna hurl.

[Elvis_Christ]

Whar happend to Kpro?

He became a dad and doesn't pop in very much at all nowdays.

[bloody_ribcut]

what are your thoughts on satan?

[Why_bother?]

Why are you even bothering?



Why does your mother love my cock?

[cheebacheeba]

Yeah, his mother:rolleyes:

Sausages stink like shit and make me wanna hurl.

I don't like 'em. Processed.

Are you pumped for when September 06th rolls Around?

[ProfondoXxRosso]

Why does your mother love my cock?

Because it looks like asparagus

[Elvis_Christ]

what are your thoughts on satan?

Y7zXGcYDlUI

[Elvis_Christ]

Are you pumped for when September 06th rolls Around?

You bet man. I'll be grabbing it as soon as I see a torrent. Can't wait :cool:

[illdojo]

If Metal and Punk Rawk had a baby...what would you call it?

[Elvis_Christ]

If Metal and Punk Rawk had a baby...what would you call it?

Vicious Dio

[Erika_Knight]

What are the worst effects of frostbite?

[illdojo]

Vicious Dio

RAD!!!! I dig it.

[cheebacheeba]

What are the worst effects of frostbite?
The falling of the penis

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

dear elvis,

my boyfriends sister just stole my old mattress. she was staying here while her boyfriend found a place and I told her she could have the mattress because I didn't need it. I meant to like sleep on while she was here, it was like 2000$ and it's a pretty great mattress if you don't count the cigarette burns I put into it. what should I do? I'm upset but I am leaning towards not saying anything and forgetting about it.

yr thoughts?

[wufongtan.]

How come peanuts and ice cream go so well together. When one comes from a plant and the other from a cows tit?

[Elvis_Christ]

dear elvis,

my boyfriends sister just stole my old mattress. she was staying here while her boyfriend found a place and I told her she could have the mattress because I didn't need it. I meant to like sleep on while she was here, it was like 2000$ and it's a pretty great mattress if you don't count the cigarette burns I put into it. what should I do? I'm upset but I am leaning towards not saying anything and forgetting about it.

yr thoughts?

I'd let it slide and slowly borrow $2000 worth things off her and keep them. Sounds like less noise to deal with than if you asked for the bed back.

[Elvis_Christ]

How come peanuts and ice cream go so well together. When one comes from a plant and the other from a cows tit?

e-u2wJm5AAs

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

I'd let it slide and slowly borrow $2000 worth things off her and keep them. Sounds like less noise to deal with than if you asked for the bed back.

I think you might be a genius thxxxxxx

[wufongtan.]

I like pizza flavoured biscuits, pizza flavoured chips, etc. But for love or money. I can't buy pizza flavoured pizza. I've been to all the major chains. domino's pizza hut, eagle boys etc. And they have chicken pizza hawaiian pizza, aussie pizza, vegetarian pizza. But no pizza pizza. Not a pizza flavoured pizza to be found. Which is leading me to think that there is no pizza flavour. And all those pizza biscuits etc. Is a crock of shit. Is this true?

[Elvis_Christ]

I like pizza flavoured biscuits, pizza flavoured chips, etc. But for love or money. I can't buy pizza flavoured pizza. I've been to all the major chains. domino's pizza hut, eagle boys etc. And they have chicken pizza hawaiian pizza, aussie pizza, vegetarian pizza. But no pizza pizza. Not a pizza flavoured pizza to be found. Which is leading me to think that there is no pizza flavour. And all those pizza biscuits etc. Is a crock of shit. Is this true?

Yeh it's a total crock. Pizza flavor is just paprika.

Haha fuck I remember Eagle Boys they were over here for awhile but disappeared. Their mascots used to get harassed to fuck :D

[Freak]

What's the deal with guys wearing skinny jeans? I really dont understand it at all.

[Elvis_Christ]

What's the deal with guys wearing skinny jeans? I really dont understand it at all.

Because they are better than wearing big goofy clown pants and looking like you're off to a hacky sack game :)

I've rocked them for awhile now because I like the way they look and will still be wearing them when they are totally out of fashion.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

they won't go out of fashion any time soon.

[Elvis_Christ]

they won't go out of fashion any time soon.

The only reason I would care about that would bother me is not being able to buy them anymore.

It used to be a real bastard trying to get a pair (well over here anyway).

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

loose fitting clothes are for fatties

[wufongtan.]

Lose fitting clothes are the way to go. They are cool. Lots of freedom to move about. When ya see those dudes in their tight clothes. With the ole camel toe thing going on. Ya just know their sacks are all sweaty and rashed up. Look like rejects from a justin bieber festival. But that's just me.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

thats fatty talk

[Freak]

The only statement a guy can make wearing those jeans is that they hate their penis.I see guys wearing them so tight that they actually walk funny.Plus they look like their little sisters pants.

[wufongtan.]

The only statement a guy can make wearing those jeans is that they hate their penis.I see guys wearing them so tight that they actually walk funny.Plus they look like their little sisters pants.

Or president of the all male, avril lavigne fan club.
Sk8er Boi for lyfe!!!!

[Sistinas666]

Lose fitting clothes are the way to go. They are cool. Lots of freedom to move about. When ya see those dudes in their tight clothes. With the ole camel toe thing going on. Ya just know their sacks are all sweaty and rashed up. Look like rejects from a fonze festival. But that's just me.




How could you lump the legendary Fonz in with those emo assholes?

[wufongtan.]

How could you lump the legendary Fonz in with those emo assholes?

You're right. The man deserves more respect. I shall go edit my post

[Disease]

How's it hanging?