Lamest movie monsters

[Vodstok]

I know there was another one of these kicking around, but i am lazy. (I just ate a big mac)

What movie monsters just suck? It could be that the premise is just lame, or it might be another "jaws with another animal" movie, or the basic idea of the monster is so implausible or boring that you think "Why did they bother?"


A few of my votes:
The snake from Anaconda. The assholes that made that movie apparently did research on how snakes DONT behave, and then made a movie out of it.

The movie frogs..... What idiot thought a movie about killer frogs was a good idea? Not even giant frogs, but Bullfrogs.

then there is Peter Benchley's Creature. They had to say Peter Benchley's, other wise people would have been waiting for the rest of the title with just "creature". Wow, amphibious man-shark. 30 years after jaws, he comes up with "amphibious man-shark". Question, what do you do with a one-trick pony that forgot how to do his trick?

You shoot him.

[Sistinas]

The worms in Squirm! were pretty stupid.

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by Sistinas
The worms in Squirm! were pretty stupid.

hehe, i saw that on MST3K.. I was actually going to mention that one, too, how's that for funny? I like how when they had a scene with one worm, it was obviously an artificial fishing lure on a line.

[Unaboner3000]

Anyone see Skeeter. An assirific film with assirific monsters.

[sleepaway]

Anything CGI.

Rawhead Rex

The beach ball in Dark Star.

Totem

Ghoulies

[Vodstok]

I remember seeing Daarkstar as a kid. One of my freinds said it was the funniest thing he had seen. After watching it, i began to wonder if he might be retarded.

Interesting side note, Dan O'Bannon wrote Darkstar, AND Alien.

If you have seen the DVD on the history of the Alien movies, he said "When you write a comedy, and no one laughs, it hurts. So i figured, if i cant make them laugh, i will scare the hell out of them."

Or something to that effect.


I have heard bad bad things about rawhead rex. Clive BArker was embarrassed that it was his first movie.

Ever see Basket Case? The "brother" looked like a chewed up football.

[Arioch]

I remember seeing Daarkstar as a kid. One of my freinds said it was the funniest thing he had seen. After watching it, i began to wonder if he might be retarded.

Interesting side note, Dan O'Bannon wrote Darkstar, AND Alien

HEY DARKSTAR OWNS!!!!!!

Doolittle convinces the bomb not to explode.]
Doolittle: Hello, Bomb? Are you with me?
Bomb #20: Of course.
Doolittle: Are you willing to entertain a few concepts?
Bomb #20: I am always receptive to suggestions.
Doolittle: Fine. Think about this then. How do you know you exist?
Bomb #20: Well, of course I exist.
Doolittle: But how do you know you exist?
Bomb #20: It is intuitively obvious.
Doolittle: Intuition is no proof. What concrete evidence do you have that you exist?
Bomb #20: Hmmmm... well... I think, therefore I am.
Doolittle: That's good. That's very good. But how do you know that anything else exists?
Bomb #20: My sensory apparatus reveals it to me. This is fun.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
[Pinback wants the bomb to disarm.]
Pinback: All right, bomb. Prepare to receive new orders.
Bomb#20: You are false data.
Pinback: Hmmm?
Bomb #20: Therefore I shall ignore you.
Pinback: Hello... bomb?
Bomb #20: False data can act only as a distraction. Therefore, I shall refuse to perceive.
Pinback: Hey, bomb?
Bomb #20: The only thing that exists is myself.
Pinback: Snap out of it, bomb.
Bomb #20:In the begining there was nothing, only darkness. And then there was me.
Bomb#20: Let there be light.
[EXPLODES]

Fucking classic,

Your right about the painted garbage bag alien tho, LMAO:D

[Vodstok]

Does that bomb strike you as being slightly HAL-ish?


"What are you doing, Dave?"

[BudMan]

Rawhead Rex---good call sleepaway [ by the way, where have you been? ]

I read Rawhead Rex and got all excited when the movie came out, then it sucked. I think Clive Barker wanted nothing to do with it as well.

[Vodstok]

I read an interview with him where he said he was mortified when he saw it.

I believe he referred to the experience as humiliating.

[SFF]

I liked Rawhead Rex. It just gave me the creeps. I don't care if the guy wore a mask or not. He still looked ugly and scary. One thing is for sure, I've seen MUCH worse.

[AmarylandPsycho]

The apes in congo were piss poor.

[Arioch]

The apes in congo were piss poor.

Agreed.

[feral cat]

Hollywood Godzilla, was a sin!!!!!
... I want a man in a rubber suit stamping on toy houses!!!!

...Darkstar is a very cool movie, that beachball alien is just so funny!!!!

[Cereal Killer]

. . the alien-things from The Abyss. I was so disappointed.

[wufongtan]

That thing out of windigo, enough said.

[massacre man]

the killer scarecrows in the very stupid movie dark harvest

[newb]

Killer Clowns from outer space.

[SFF]

Originally posted by newb
Killer Clowns from outer space.

LMAO! Yeah, double fucking ditto. That has got to be one of the stupidest horror movies ever made.

[Sick_As_Fuck]

Originally posted by Vodstok
I remember seeing Daarkstar as a kid. One of my freinds said it was the funniest thing he had seen. After watching it, i began to wonder if he might be retarded.

Interesting side note, Dan O'Bannon wrote Darkstar, AND Alien.

If you have seen the DVD on the history of the Alien movies, he said "When you write a comedy, and no one laughs, it hurts. So i figured, if i cant make them laugh, i will scare the hell out of them."

Or something to that effect.


I have heard bad bad things about rawhead rex. Clive BArker was embarrassed that it was his first movie.

Ever see Basket Case? The "brother" looked like a chewed up football.

Basket Case scared the shit out of me when I was young. Haven't seen it since I was like 9 or 10 though.

[nine9]

There were so many stupid ones. Windigo and Manitou, bigtime stupid, but more recently the creeper guy in Jeepers Creepers.

It would seem that they could have done a little better than that.

SO PATHETIC!

[jay o2 waster]

i didn't much like the aliens in the faculty

[nine9]

OH yeah, how could I forget about them?

[jay o2 waster]

Originally posted by nine9
OH yeah, how could I forget about them?
LOL i was like nine and saw it in the thearter and i was all like what the fuck?

[nine9]

Always worse too when you are stuck watching shit at the theatre. You feel like it would be a waste of money to leave!

I DID walk out on the old stupid Ghost Ship about the Nazi ghosts. Never, I repeat Never, rent this truely criminal excuse for a movie

[jay o2 waster]

LOL, it wasn't THAT bad, i would have at least finished it, but i still wish that i would have walked out of passion of the christ. that movie sucked ass, hXc

[nine9]

Fanatical people have turned me so off on that movie I may never see it or anything like it again. I can't STAND fanatics!
Why did you hate it so much?

[feral cat]

Passion of Christ sounds boring as hell; does anyone think it’s worth seeing? I.e. should I bother?

I really think Blair witch is the worst excuse for a movie ever, no monsters I know, but still it was bad!

Feral Cat

[nine9]

Well I usually agree with you, but I liked this one. I expected it to be just as it was. It was also an original concept at the time.

People seem to either really love it or hate it with a passion so I can understand why you might feel this way.

I usually prefer movies that show very little and let you imagine. That is what made me like it.

BUT... I sure hated that stupid girl.

[Vampenguin]

Originally posted by nine9
There were so many stupid ones. Windigo and Manitou, bigtime stupid, but more recently the creeper guy in Jeepers Creepers.

It would seem that they could have done a little better than that.

SO PATHETIC!

Well, I havent seen the movie yet, but I love the Wendigo legends,And The Creeper kicks ass! No clue bout this manitou fellow, but I've dissagreed with your other choices so he perobably rox! Dont take that the wrong way

[nine9]

Hey everybody has their opinion, but if you see Manitou and like it , I don't know........... possibly one of the worst movies ever made!:rolleyes:

But anyway, I still will respect you! Lots of us disagree here! :)

[Gacy The Clown]

I kinda thought the flying monkeys in wizard of oz was poor, lol but hey thats just me.

[zwoti]

Originally posted by nine9
Hey everybody has their opinion, but if you see Manitou and like it , I don't know........... possibly one of the worst movies ever made!:rolleyes:

But anyway, I still will respect you! Lots of us disagree here! :)

the manitou is an awful film

[massacre man]

whats the manitou?

[nine9]

Originally posted by massacre man
whats the manitou?

Be happy you don't know.

[zwoti]

Originally posted by massacre man
whats the manitou?

be afraid...be very afraid

[massacre man]

ok ill take your word for it

it must SUCK

[zwoti]

here's another one for you....who has had the "pleasure" of watching the green slime?

don't think i'll ever forget this experience.

[MrShape]

Try out that giant monster sheep from God Mosnter Of Indian Flats or Turkey Man (complete with gobble gobble noises) from Blood Freak. And lets not forget those giant killer bunny rabbits from Night Of The Lepus.

[Steelsymth]

Night Of The Lepus HOLY SHIT!!!STUPID ASS MOVIE

[Steelsymth]

I posted this in the Modern movie thread but has anyone seen "Stinging Tail" that is a PIECE OF SHIT movie if i ever saw one

[MrShape]

Originally posted by Steelsymth
I posted this in the Modern movie thread but has anyone seen "Stinging Tail" that is a PIECE OF SHIT movie if i ever saw one No, but I did see something called Sting Of Death. It involved a half man/half Portugese Man O' War, but it looked more like half man/half Hefty bag.
In fact, come to think of it, we should add that killer Hefty bag from Creepshow 2 on the list of lame movie monster, along with SOD's Jellyfish Man.

[MrShape]

Originally posted by nine9
Hey everybody has their opinion, but if you see Manitou and like it , I don't know........... possibly one of the worst movies ever made!:rolleyes:

But anyway, I still will respect you! Lots of us disagree here! :) I saw "The Manitou" but I was half way through a bottle of Schmirnoff's when it started so I don't remeber shit about it except some naked chick shooting enegy out of her fingers. Seemed good at the time but that's the buety of 80 proof, MrSchmirnoff has made quite a few bad movies good for me.

[Comacoz]

I saw a movie a long time ago, it involves this man that's losing his mind because everytime he looks in the mirror he sees this frightning demonic man in a black cape and a black hat that is reaching out to kill him. But when he turns away from the mirror to see if it's real there's nobody there. Everytime he looks in the mirror he see's the guy. Does anybody know what movie this is? Please help me out thanks

[zwoti]

Originally posted by MD2
Isnt this the one where Tony Curtis had an Indian Whtchdoctor growing out of the back of his neck?

yeah that's the one *shudder*

[massacre man]

ewwww

[Freddy_Krgr]

Chucky

[zwoti]

Originally posted by massacre man
ewwww

you don't forget the manitou

[massacre man]

Originally posted by Freddy_Krgr
Chucky

whoah whoah out of all the movie monster you think chucky is the lamest

[zwoti]

green slime

[MrShape]

Originally posted by zwoti
yeah that's the one *shudder* I seem to remember it being his wife who had the thing growing out of her.

[massacre man]

even ewer

[Comacoz]

heh no i dont think so. It seems nobody knows the movie i'm describing

[kpropain]

Originally posted by MrShape
I seem to remember it being his wife who had the thing growing out of her.

Scared of that.... Ewwwwwww............

[StaggerLee]

the djinn from the wishmaster. not only lame but he also had a very irritating way to speak

[Comacoz]

The djinn from the wishmaster? Thats the movie i'm talking about? "The wishmaster"?

[MrShape]

You could also include that scene in "Hellraiser: Hellseeker" where Pinhead shows up in a cowboy hat and chaps looking like some kinda lost member of The Village People. :eek:

[Threl kaar]

I'd have to go with the Goblins that live in Nilbog in Troll 2...

[Rein In Blood]

The Boogens
Neon Maniacs
The Monster in Cameron's Closet.
Ghoulies

[Vampenguin]

Originally posted by SFF
LMAO! Yeah, double fucking ditto. That has got to be one of the stupidest horror movies ever made.

I kno ur banned, but die. ZDie now

[MichaelMyers]

Heh.

[NervousXians]

the CHOOPER!!...damn...worst "villian/killer" i've ever seen.