Some really weird Windows error messages

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Sometimes Microsoft Windows and related programs can make you pull your hair out with some really atrocious error messages.


http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g12/ravenavi/111306_unknown.jpg

Unknown caused an error in Unknown program? Wtf...


http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g12/ravenavi/111306_unexpectederror.jpg

And how the hell is someone supposed to investigate an unexpected error?


http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g12/ravenavi/111306_osnotdetected.jpg

Ok the OS is running and this error cannot detect it???


http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g12/ravenavi/111306_nothingtodo.jpg

Talk about extreme stubborn-ness!


http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g12/ravenavi/111306_noerror.jpg

Then why the hell are we seeing this?!

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http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g12/ravenavi/111306_msmoney.jpg

Come again?


http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g12/ravenavi/111306_tmnotresponding.jpg

What am I supposed to close to make Windows run normally??


http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g12/ravenavi/111306_leavemealone.jpg

Basically translates to - you are stuck sitting in front of me for hours and hours.


http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g12/ravenavi/111306_iamnotafailure.jpg

A contradiction that contradicts itself?!


http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g12/ravenavi/111306_freespacetodeletefiles.jpg

Don't you hate it when that goddamn file absolutely refuses to be deleted?

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http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g12/ravenavi/111306_errorinerrorreport.jpg

Blasphemy! Sacrilege!


http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g12/ravenavi/111306_changepassword.jpg

Try creating a password after this shows up on your screen.


http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g12/ravenavi/111306_excel97noquit.jpg

How many times did Office 97/98 users see this when they accidentally pressed the F8 button in their Excel sheets?


http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g12/ravenavi/111306_catastrophicerror.jpg

Behold the onslaught of Armageddon!


http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g12/ravenavi/111306_asuccessfulerror.jpg

Completed successfully and still an error?

[ferretchucker]

Eugh, I've had that "Delete more if you wanna delete something" one a few times. And the error message not being retrieved. Loved the second one "Please Investigate". It's just that kind of defiance which means computers will NEVER take over Earth.

[The Mothman]

haha, good thread, these seemed like windows 98 type problems from the look of them, haven't tried windows 7 yet so I don't know if it does this type of stuff. got a mac right now, hate the fucking thing.

[ferretchucker]

Really? What type of Mac you got? Don't tell me it has stupid error messages.

[missmacabre]

I think the ones that pop up saying no error occured were probably from someone debugging some code.

[Posher778]

Those really made my morning :D


I know we get weird errors in game sometimes. The game will crash and the window that pops up says '?!??!?!??!?!???!?!?!?!?!?!??!!-666'

Satan crashed the.... game?

[ferretchucker]

Those really made my morning :D


I know we get weird errors in game sometimes. The game will crash and the window that pops up says '?!??!?!??!?!???!?!?!?!?!?!??!!-666'

Satan crashed the.... game?

Ha! That made me chuckle. It's something about the question and exclamation marks that make it, like the computer is in severe distress.

[The Mothman]

Really? What type of Mac you got? Don't tell me it has stupid error messages.

no, it doesn't, but im a PC person and it everything about it just pisses me off.

[The_Return]

I've had the Catastrophic Failure a couple times with Movie Maker...always makes me reconsider whether or not what I'm making is worthwhile, heh.

[ferretchucker]

Eugh, movie maker is probably the most unstable programme on modern PCs. It's ridiculous, why do they not sort it out?!?!

[ManchestrMorgue]

Eugh, movie maker is probably the most unstable programme on modern PCs. It's ridiculous, why do they not sort it out?!?!

It's a plot to make you buy a program that works.