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ok - i have decided to loan my amazing simian intellect to those of you in need if advice.
so - feel free to ASK ZERO!
fiend_skull
05-27-2010, 01:54 PM
ok - i have decided to loan my amazing simian intellect to those of you in need if advice.
so - feel free to ASK ZERO!
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Posher778
05-27-2010, 02:01 PM
Why are you still here?
Real question.
ferretchucker
05-27-2010, 02:17 PM
Where do you REALLY go during your absenses?
~Michelle~
05-27-2010, 03:25 PM
Why are you not answering the questions??? ;):p
ChronoGrl
05-27-2010, 03:39 PM
Should I order pizza delivery or cook up some ramen?
Straker
05-27-2010, 03:45 PM
What's Ramen?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood
Why are you still here?
deep romantic attraction to you posher
Where do you REALLY go during your absenses?
monkey shangri-la where all monkeys go to commune with their deep banana spirit guide
Why are you not answering the questions???
was eating (and didn't want to get food on my laptop
Should I order pizza delivery or cook up some ramen?
pizza - definitely
What's Ramen?
dried asian noodles that you reheat in boiling water. in theory you make soup with it but everyone really just makes spicy noodles with them and drains off the water. or if you are hardcore you just pour the dried spice pack onto your tongue
more questions and you will receive more wisdom
The_Return
05-27-2010, 04:06 PM
Haven't we done this before?
Haven't we done this before?
there is nothing new under the sun young penguin
besides if you really want us to never repeat things at HDC then you might as well shut this bad boy down and make way for an on-line shoe store
Elvis_Christ
05-27-2010, 04:22 PM
Have you ever had sex with anything weird?
Have you ever had sex with anything weird?
well - i'm a monkey so yes - everything i have sex with is weird
(and for the record - i'm really offering my immense wisdom to solve your dilemmas and problems -but if you, like most people, spend all your time thinking about me -then you may continue with your questions - I have no secrets)
fortunato
05-27-2010, 04:28 PM
Should I eat more vegetables?
Elvis_Christ
05-27-2010, 04:29 PM
My bad, misread the thread.... carry on!
http://images.clipartof.com/small/19515-Clipart-Illustration-Of-A-Wise-Monkey-In-Thought-Rubbing-His-Chin-And-Sitting-On-Top-Of-A-Stack-Of-Books-While-Gazing-At-A-Crystal-Ball-Showing-Him-Glimpses-Of-What-Is-To-Come.jpg
Should I eat more vegetables?
yes - but be careful to only eat older vegetables who have given up on their lives and are looking for an exit - it just seems horrific to slaughter the poor baby vegetables (chinese food has much to answer for)
My bad, misread the thread.... carry on!
http://images.clipartof.com/small/19515-Clipart-Illustration-Of-A-Wise-Monkey-In-Thought-Rubbing-His-Chin-And-Sitting-On-Top-Of-A-Stack-Of-Books-While-Gazing-At-A-Crystal-Ball-Showing-Him-Glimpses-Of-What-Is-To-Come.jpg
behold simian wisdom!!
The_Return
05-27-2010, 04:32 PM
What do you have against online shoe stores?
What do you have against online shoe stores?
my feet have prehensile toes and zappos always squinch my toesies
Rayne
05-27-2010, 04:33 PM
BAH!...Why am I such a slave to the power of suggestion?
After reading this thread, I'm hungry, I'm feeling like I may need some new boots, I'm thinking about waking up Dustin because 'it's been a while'...and I can almost TASTE pizza.....*sigh*...I'll be back later...I'm gonna go make some Ramen...
BAH!...Why am I such a slave to the power of suggestion?
After reading this thread, I'm hungry, I'm feeling like I may need some new boots, I'm thinking about waking up Dustin because 'it's been a while'...and I can almost TASTE pizza.....*sigh*...I'll be back later...I'm gonna go make some Ramen...
its not your fault - my monkey charms overwhelm most women! now send me all your money - and a slice of that pizza
FreddyMyers
05-27-2010, 05:03 PM
You guys wish you had good pizza. So were do i get good Doughnuts Mr. monkey man.
You guys wish you had good pizza. So were do i get good Doughnuts Mr. monkey man.
22 sw third avenue, Portland OR
..
~Michelle~
05-27-2010, 05:31 PM
ok is banana peanut butter pizza ok?? If so....I'll drop it and whats left of the contents of my bank acct at 22 sw third avenue, Portland OR AFTER purchasing yummy yummy doughnuts tho! :) in ohh say about 5hrs and 43 min or if there is alot of traffic 6hrs and 50min according to google maps!
But wait What about the gas to get back home??
X¤MurderDoll¤X
05-27-2010, 05:32 PM
why does everyone copy me so much?
http://horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=17862
Elvis_Christ
05-27-2010, 05:46 PM
Pretty sure someone did it way before you.... I can't be fucked looking it up.
neverending
05-27-2010, 05:48 PM
22 sw third avenue, Portland OR
Okay- how the hell do you know about Voodoo Donuts?
X¤MurderDoll¤X
05-27-2010, 05:53 PM
Pretty sure someone did it way before you.... I can't be fucked looking it up.
yeah looking as far as the post above you. :p
Elvis_Christ
05-27-2010, 05:57 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v385/ijustwanttosleep/jim_carrey_ace_ventura.gif
ChronoGrl
05-27-2010, 06:13 PM
I decided to go with cheese sticks and buffalo tenders. They were a bit disappointing. We need better pizza places that deliver...
What's Ramen?
You UK people don't have Ramen? Pretty typical American college kid staple... And oddly enough, also a typical Chinese snack/meal food (you'd see them everywhere in China, and places with hot water so you could prepare them).
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/Chronogrl/ramen.gif
...
Next up: Zero - I want a dog. What kind of dog should I get that will get along with my naked cats?
neverending
05-27-2010, 06:16 PM
You UK people don't have Ramen? Pretty typical American college kid staple... And oddly enough, also a typical Chinese snack/meal food (you'd see them everywhere in China, and places with hot water so you could prepare them).
Apparently Ramen IS unknown in England. Dinner Impossible did an episode where Chef Irvine had to prepare a meal from food he found in a college campus dormatories. EVERY room he went to had Ramen- and he he had never heard of it. I think Indian food is far more prevalent in England.
ChronoGrl
05-27-2010, 06:20 PM
Wonder what the Indian equivalent of Ramen is...
...
V?
neverending
05-27-2010, 06:21 PM
None of the Indian food I've had has anything resembling a noodle in it...
ChronoGrl
05-27-2010, 06:23 PM
:rolleyes:
............................................
Elvis_Christ
05-27-2010, 06:26 PM
"Ramen" noodles are more well known over here/UK as instant or 2 Minute Noodles.
What's a good beer to have with a chicken salad sandwich. Should I go for a malty brew or something on the hoppy side ?
crabapple
05-27-2010, 08:16 PM
1. How about some old waffles? You want waffles, monkey?
2. My cat Tweety is meowling and won't stop. What the heck does he want? He just ate.
fortunato
05-27-2010, 08:35 PM
What's a good beer to have with a chicken salad sandwich. Should I go for a malty brew or something on the hoppy side ?
With a chicken salad sandwich? I'd go hoppy.
neverending
05-27-2010, 08:51 PM
But you're not Zero.
_____V_____
05-27-2010, 09:01 PM
Wonder what the Indian equivalent of Ramen is...
...
V?
Nothing. Ramen is a Far-East product, comes mainly from Japan & China.
The locally produced ramen is usually thicker, and Indian spices add a bit of extra flavor to it. My wife makes some wonderful ramen of all varieties - adding her nicely cut vegetables, or mushrooms, or eggs, sometimes just chopped potatoes, onions & tomatoes. The zing comes from the combo of Indian spices.
http://l.yimg.com/a/feeds/us/shine/wisteria/ramen
Sorry for derailing your thread for a minute, Zero.
Rayne
05-27-2010, 09:35 PM
Nothing. Ramen is a Far-East product, comes mainly from Japan & China.
The locally produced ramen is usually thicker, and Indian spices add a bit of extra flavor to it. My wife makes some wonderful ramen of all varieties - adding her nicely cut vegetables, or mushrooms, or eggs, sometimes just chopped potatoes, onions & tomatoes. The zing comes from the combo of Indian spices.
Sorry for derailing your thread for a minute, Zero.Dustin always puts eggs in his, but I won't try it that way...I seriously need to get some Indian spices and see what I can do with them.
Oh and...I'm not sorry for extending the derailment :p
missmacabre
05-27-2010, 09:50 PM
On the topic of ramen: I highly suggest this brand of Kimchi. I have eaten many bowls of it in the last week. Spicy, cabbagy goodness.
http://ramenreview.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/nong-shim-bowl-noodle-soup-kimchi-2.jpg
On the topic of asking Zero questions: I wish to be tanned, but I am part Irish and part Scottish so my skin is ghostly and see though. You can see all the veins in my feet, hands, neck, and legs. It's really gross, but I burn within minutes of being in the sun. I don't want to look like I'm off Jersey Shore either. Is there any way I can look less see through, or should I dab on some red lipstick and embrace my gross white skin?
ManchestrMorgue
05-28-2010, 02:25 AM
On the topic of asking Zero questions: I wish to be tanned, but I am part Irish and part Scottish so my skin is ghostly and see though. You can see all the veins in my feet, hands, neck, and legs. It's really gross, but I burn within minutes of being in the sun. I don't want to look like I'm off Jersey Shore either. Is there any way I can look less see through, or should I dab on some red lipstick and embrace my gross white skin?
I say, embrace yourself. Be proud of what you are. There is nothing inherently beautiful/ugly/etc about tanned/pale/dark/light skin. Often, people have the skin that "suits" their other physical attributes.
why does everyone copy me so much?
http://horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=17862
upgrade - i am the PS3 to your Atari
Okay- how the hell do you know about Voodoo Donuts?
the monkey knows ALL (especially donuts)
(& one of my best friends now lives in Portland)
I decided to go with cheese sticks and buffalo tenders. They were a bit disappointing. We need better pizza places that deliver...
Next up: Zero - I want a dog. What kind of dog should I get that will get along with my naked cats?
see what happens when you ignore the monkey
as for dog - bassett hound or - if you have stairs - golden retriever
Wonder what the Indian equivalent of Ramen is...
...
V?
curry pot noodles
What's a good beer to have with a chicken salad sandwich. Should I go for a malty brew or something on the hoppy side ?
pale ale - yum
1. How about some old waffles? You want waffles, monkey?
2. My cat Tweety is meowling and won't stop. What the heck does he want? He just ate.
no waffles for monky - but a cat full of waffles does not yowl
ChronoGrl
05-28-2010, 05:15 AM
Nothing. Ramen is a Far-East product, comes mainly from Japan & China.
The locally produced ramen is usually thicker, and Indian spices add a bit of extra flavor to it. My wife makes some wonderful ramen of all varieties - adding her nicely cut vegetables, or mushrooms, or eggs, sometimes just chopped potatoes, onions & tomatoes. The zing comes from the combo of Indian spices.
http://l.yimg.com/a/feeds/us/shine/wisteria/ramen
Sorry for derailing your thread for a minute, Zero.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm - Is there room for one more at your kitchen table? ;)
On the topic of ramen: I highly suggest this brand of Kimchi. I have eaten many bowls of it in the last week. Spicy, cabbagy goodness.
http://ramenreview.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/nong-shim-bowl-noodle-soup-kimchi-2.jpg
On the topic of asking Zero questions: I wish to be tanned, but I am part Irish and part Scottish so my skin is ghostly and see though. You can see all the veins in my feet, hands, neck, and legs. It's really gross, but I burn within minutes of being in the sun. I don't want to look like I'm off Jersey Shore either. Is there any way I can look less see through, or should I dab on some red lipstick and embrace my gross white skin?
GOD those look good - They look more like the instant noodles that they actually have in China - I LOVED those - They were actually spicy and came with little hot peppers in them...
see what happens when you ignore the monkey
as for dog - bassett hound or - if you have stairs - golden retriever
Loooooooooooooooove hounds, but the boyfriend doesn't... Golden retriever on the other hand...
Straker
05-28-2010, 05:19 AM
So, would I like Ramen?
So, would I like Ramen?
yes - mixed with some stir fried veggies it is quite good & cheap
PlagueBearer
05-28-2010, 06:57 AM
如果我是建設一個牆，牆長，什麼樣的石頭，你會推薦嗎？?？
Doc Faustus
05-28-2010, 07:29 AM
What do you find shocking? Is it Peter Gabriel? If not, then do you think he should be less of a hypocrite and follow his own advice?
Jacob Singer
05-28-2010, 07:35 AM
如果我是建設一個牆，牆長，什麼樣的石頭，你會推薦嗎？?？
yeh that's the fuckin' question and the classic: ¿porque en locales publicos las mujeres van de dos en dos al baño? ¿Una le sujeta la tapa a la otra o que?
_____V_____
05-28-2010, 07:43 AM
If you had to pick someone other than yourself as the winner of Battle Royale III, who would your money be on?
Have you recovered completely from the serious accident you were involved in last year? Are there any side-effects?
pale ale - yum
funny you should say that....one of my favorite new brews happens to be a pale ale
http://www.blisstree.com/files/312/2008/10/sierra-nevada-pale-ale.jpg
it's very good
You are truly the wisest of all members on HDC
crabapple
05-28-2010, 08:45 AM
So, would I like Ramen?
Golly jeepers, sure you would! Nearly everybody likes ramen.
Golly jeepers, sure you would! Nearly everybody likes ramen.
Likes?
Everybody LOVES Ramen
http://www.max-download.com/tv-shows/images/everybody-loves-raymond.jpg
crabapple
05-28-2010, 09:58 AM
Dude, that is effed up!
Mee moo!
If you had to pick someone other than yourself as the winner of Battle Royale III, who would your money be on?
Have you recovered completely from the serious accident you were involved in last year? Are there any side-effects?
chronogirl will win br3
my shoulder is still bad - have had a couple of cortizone shots that helped. may have to have surgery but am avoiding it if i can
ChronoGrl
05-31-2010, 01:50 PM
Oh, sure, put a big fat target on my back... :p
(but I am flattered, thank you)
ChronoGrl
06-13-2010, 05:19 AM
Zero:
Should I leave him?
SAWfreak
06-13-2010, 05:26 AM
Why are you not on SAWfreaks.com? :confused:
Zero:
Should I leave him?
if you even ask the question, then yes
Why are you not on SAWfreaks.com? :confused:
because i am not pathetic - which is a prerequisite for that site
ChronoGrl
06-15-2010, 05:38 PM
if you even ask the question, then yes
Hmmmm... True. :(
Elvis_Christ
06-15-2010, 08:52 PM
g--Vlij1X1Y
PlagueBearer
06-16-2010, 12:23 PM
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ChronoGrl
06-16-2010, 05:22 PM
LMAO - Nice.
...
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scouse mac
06-17-2010, 04:50 AM
Everyone is complaining about the new World Cup ball by adidas.
What is making it so difficult to control???
the general complaint is that it is too light (also the new patching seems to make it move unpredictably - especially at the higher altitudes of some of the venues)
of course since both strikers and goalkeepers have complained one wonders if there is any real problem here. also in the second week the strikers at least seem to have largely found the measure of the ball and have made some blistering strikes on goal. after all, shots blasted away from forty yards away have generally sailed up into the stands and no one blamed the ball!
Psycom5k
06-17-2010, 09:49 AM
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
queens
its true - she's waiting tables
urdevil
07-15-2010, 02:36 AM
The chimp must be a cool customer. Whats he smoking? I would like to ask you the following:
Could you suggest a double bill of films that will completely unnerve (freakout)
a couple of friends. What I would like to do is get an older one (prior to 1970) and one thats current.
Oh Fuzzy One please help this confused little devil.
cheebacheeba
07-15-2010, 05:08 AM
When we close our eyes, in light we can still see shadows and slight movement due to how fine our eyelids are - our eyes perceive the light and any interruptions beyond them slightly.
When we close our eyes in darkness, we have less of this effect as there is less light to see on the "other side". More purely darkness...
Though sometimes in both darkness and light, we see colours too, "washes" of colour, usually (at least in my case) ever changing, ever moving...whether or not these are in the mind or an effect of the eye itself is perhaps something to consider for another question - it is not mine.
For both of these times, light and dark we can also see residual images, particularly when bright light has been involved prior to lights being off and/or eyes being closed.
So what if you are blind...let's go to the extreme of that condition - lets say you have no eyes whatsoever, you were either born without them or they were destroyed/removed in an accident.
Your eyelids are likely permanently closed or there's skin grafted/grown over where they should be, though make no mistake the organs themselves do not exist for you.
What do you "see"?
Black? Nothing at all? Something less than black?
What is your perception so to speak?
I find it hard to believe it would just be the same minus the colours/residual images, even the darkness, all those layers of black, are they not visual in some way? Though I cannot imagine any less, or what would be there in its place?
assuming our subject was born without eyes but with all the other neurological appatus for vision then they would 'see' colors and washes etc (though they would have difficult articulating these as colors since the connection between these sensations and language would be tenuous). the neurology will find ways to activate itself - same reason people see and hear in sensory deprivation chambers. our born without eyes subject would not have the kind of visual memory to create images but the neurons would still fire to create activity. whether this is 'seeing' is another question but the neurophysology would work (same reason people who have lost a limb feel it itch).
a subject born without eyes OR the neurological structures for vision would have no vision or sense of colors or anything else.
as an odd aside - my 'washes of mental color' are purple - what color are yours? I've often wondered if the colors we see in the dark are connected to other personality dynamics though i've not pursued the question.
zero out
FreddyMyers
07-15-2010, 08:06 AM
dear zero, why dont the scumbags that are at the bar at this time of day tip me when i serve them booze.
The chimp must be a cool customer. Whats he smoking? I would like to ask you the following:
Could you suggest a double bill of films that will completely unnerve (freakout)
a couple of friends. What I would like to do is get an older one (prior to 1970) and one thats current.
Oh Fuzzy One please help this confused little devil.
hmm - if by unnerve you mean make them feel creepy - then i'd suggest:
Carnival of Souls (1962) or Picnic at Hanging Rock (75)
and more recent - paranormal activity (2009)
if you mean make feel really uncomfortable because of graphic violence etc. then:
Peeping Tom (1960) and
Irreversible (2002)
Doc Faustus
07-15-2010, 09:36 AM
Would there be advantages to moving my blog (http://www.thegarrettcook.blogspot.com)to Wordpress and redesigning it?
dear zero, why dont the scumbags that are at the bar at this time of day tip me when i serve them booze.
because they are either not drunk enough to want to hand over EXTRA money to someone who just sloshed some liquid in a glass for them
OR
they are TOO drunk to find their wallets and probably will wake up hung over but happy in the belief that they gave you not only a good tip but also a damn fine evening listening to their witty remarks
Would there be advantages to moving my blog (http://www.thegarrettcook.blogspot.com)to Wordpress and redesigning it?
there would be advantages to moving that big creepy picture of you out of the top center and putting it down lower where it won't frighten children
the rest of the blog is fine
Doc Faustus
07-15-2010, 10:30 AM
Great! Thank you.
_____V_____
07-15-2010, 10:38 AM
If someone made a movie on Boris Karloff, who would be the best suitable dude for the role among the current crop?
urdevil
07-15-2010, 10:51 AM
You are in this devils good books. I think Peeping Tom is excellent choice. I dont have a copy of Irreversible. Thats a great idea though.(yikes) In the french vein then Ill use Frontier(e) or Inside. That'll do the trick wont it.
Thats for the ideas so what should I do for drinks?
The devil is in the details, right?
If someone made a movie on Boris Karloff, who would be the best suitable dude for the role among the current crop?
martin landau (hell he won an oscar for lugosi and he actually looks a bit like karloff - too short and pudgy but that can all be fixed)
or as a younger karloff adrien brody
You are in this devils good books. I think Peeping Tom is excellent choice. I dont have a copy of Irreversible. Thats a great idea though.(yikes) In the french vein then Ill use Frontier(e) or Inside. That'll do the trick wont it.
Thats for the ideas so what should I do for drinks?
The devil is in the details, right?
you are welcome -
Cape Cods (or Cape Codders) - vodka and cranberry juice
Elvis_Christ
07-15-2010, 05:12 PM
Should I buy a new shirt or a DVD?
Doc Faustus
07-15-2010, 06:01 PM
I think it's obvious you should buy a DVD on how to purchase shirts. Give a man, a fish, he eats for a day, teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime.
urdevil
07-17-2010, 12:36 PM
My guests had a great time Zero. They got their double bill. I had forgotten had depraved Peeping Tom really was. I didnt have Irreversable but they got Inside instead. They never knew what hit them. They were not fimiliar with the film. Ive never seen a persons jaw drop and stay there for well over 85 minutes. I heard WTF many times.
The movie matched the color from the drinks. Classic
Should I buy a new shirt or a DVD?
shirt - best to stay covered up this time of year
Rorschach
07-20-2010, 09:17 AM
Rorschach's Journal.
July 20th, 2010.
It's funny how the same place goes through the best and worst of times. Greener pastures can be so much more appealing than a ghost town, where even the hollow wind has a howling voice of it's own.
How long will it be when the remaining loyal mice decide to move on, completely abandoning this place for good?
Then the always-absent joker running this show will put in his final appearance to pull the plug.
Or will he?
A question, best left unanswered.
Rorschach's Journal.
July 20th, 2010.
It's funny how the same place goes through the best and worst of times. Greener pastures can be so much more appealing than a ghost town, where even the hollow wind has a howling voice of it's own.
How long will it be when the remaining loyal mice decide to move on, completely abandoning this place for good?
Then the always-absent joker running this show will put in his final appearance to pull the plug.
Or will he?
A question, best left unanswered.
We clearly need a stronger lock. That new one broke after one shove.
The Flayed One
07-20-2010, 10:22 AM
Is it worth sacrificing all of my integrity to keep moving up the corporate ladder to be set by the time I'm 40?
Is it worth sacrificing all of my integrity to keep moving up the corporate ladder to be set by the time I'm 40?
YES--- Yes yes yes yes yes
early retirement is a glorious idea and one more people should aspire to
(I would aspire to early retirement but monkeys have a truly crappy pension fund)
What should I have for dinner tonight. Getting tired of burgers on the grill and it's too hot to light the oven.
What should I have for dinner tonight. Getting tired of burgers on the grill and it's too hot to light the oven.
barbecue turkey - try drumsticks for a real treat
fortunato
07-20-2010, 07:02 PM
Dear Zero,
What is this thing on my neck? It hurts.
Rorschach
07-20-2010, 10:21 PM
We clearly need a stronger lock. That new one broke after one shove.
Exodus and genocide needs no locks. But yes, monkey man, a change is in order.
Tonight, a comedian died in Horror Dot Com.........
urdevil
07-21-2010, 03:11 AM
Is exploring the meaning of existance really here a good thing? Perhaps another venue. Say, an introductory philosophy class in university.
Dear Zero,
What is this thing on my neck? It hurts.
it is your head - it holds your brain. just try not to think about it.
Exodus and genocide needs no locks. But yes, monkey man, a change is in order.
Tonight, a comedian died in Horror Dot Com.........
either a new V game or ferrett or a ghost from HDC Past - VC perhaps or maybe IA75??
urdevil
07-22-2010, 12:43 PM
Put on your chefs thinking cap. Will again be doing a deliciously creepy double bill. Could you design snacks and beverages. Please bear in mind it very hot here (IMO) at the moment. So cooking not an option. And drinks? The codders were good. This time something without cranberries. I beathlessly await your response.
The double bill is Frontier(e) and the Legend of Hell House (great overlooked haunted house movie)
novadawn969
07-22-2010, 12:53 PM
Two... No. Three questions.
1.) What movie should I watch tonight?
2.) Did you miss me?
3.) Is it possible for a monkey to miss a narsissist?
:D
Put on your chefs thinking cap. Will again be doing a deliciously creepy double bill. Could you design snacks and beverages. Please bear in mind it very hot here (IMO) at the moment. So cooking not an option. And drinks? The codders were good. This time something without cranberries. I beathlessly await your response.
The double bill is Frontier(e) and the Legend of Hell House (great overlooked haunted house movie)
goat cheese and sun dried tomato on a nice cracker (also some apples).
martinis & red wine
Two... No. Three questions.
1.) What movie should I watch tonight?
2.) Did you miss me?
3.) Is it possible for a monkey to miss a narsissist?
:D
MONKEY SHINES (in honor of me)
definitely!!
obviously!
bloody_ribcut
07-22-2010, 08:02 PM
do you remember when we were in africa?
urdevil
07-23-2010, 02:16 AM
Thanks for the delicious snacks idea. There will be xtra dry vodka martinis
(dirty, of course)
U r in the devils good books.
do you remember when we were in africa?
yes - we walked on the beach and enjoyed the sand before being beaten by angry English football hooligans
crabapple
07-23-2010, 05:41 PM
Dear monkey: I can't find that dish of 7-layer bean dip that I made for the party. Did you do something with it, and if so, what?
Rorschach
07-23-2010, 05:52 PM
Do you think that some day this forum might never come back from it's down time?
You and countless others waiting patiently and refreshing your browsers might finally start getting panicky, not knowing that the big-shot Hollywood owner has finally pulled the plug.
That panic will finally give way to realisation, and then to despair and facebook, emails maybe, and a new destination.
no problem - i'll just go back to posting on hot_monkey dot com
crabapple
07-24-2010, 01:04 PM
The 7-layer bean dip! You took it, didn't you! I knew something like this would happen. We have bags of tortilla chips and nothing to dip them in now.
urdevil
07-24-2010, 03:10 PM
The 7-layer bean dip! You took it, didn't you! I knew something like this would happen. We have bags of tortilla chips and nothing to dip them in now.
I guess you are far away from any shops or grocery chains to buy more. Itll give u a chance to pick a nice bottle of tequila.
If this is not possible crush the chips fine roll em up and smoke em or just use them as a topping for a casserole OLE OLE OLE torro torro!!!!!!!
The 7-layer bean dip! You took it, didn't you! I knew something like this would happen. We have bags of tortilla chips and nothing to dip them in now.
i was hungry - sorry
besides i saved you from a flatulence worse than death - so be grateful
crabapple
07-25-2010, 07:42 AM
Uh...heh heh...you saved us from poo nuts :eek:
_____V_____
07-25-2010, 09:51 AM
More like...phew nuts! :eek:
*insert generic sound of a monkey farting loudly*
:D
urdevil
08-05-2010, 12:11 PM
Okay Zero, Can U tell me about distribution of that damned Serbian film.
Is this something that will never show through conventional means. I would like your thoughts on it.
Okay Zero, Can U tell me about distribution of that damned Serbian film.
Is this something that will never show through conventional means. I would like your thoughts on it.
no - it will never be distributed. it will screen at a few daring urban cinemas and festivals but mainly DVDs
bump - cause murderdoll loves me
Posher778
08-19-2010, 11:35 PM
THREAD DERAILMENT!
http://horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=55904
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http://horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=55904
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you need to phrase that in the form of a question
THREAD DERAILMENT!
http://horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=55904
http://horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=55904
http://horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=55904
http://horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=55904
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Doc Faustus
08-20-2010, 12:41 PM
What happened to Fine Young Cannibals?
What happened to Fine Young Cannibals?
roland still tours with a group called FYC.
i think it is also proof that 'pop will eat itself'
urdevil
08-20-2010, 02:20 PM
roland still tours with a group called FYC.
i think it is also proof that 'pop will eat itself'
Does anyone you know still spin vinyl and beat match. Do you think thats old school?:confused:
Does anyone you know still spin vinyl and beat match. Do you think thats old school?:confused:
absolutely - vinyl lives my brother!
Kleptron
08-20-2010, 04:15 PM
Danzig wanted me to ask: "Am I Evil?"
no - more 'slightly mildewy'
Kleptron
08-20-2010, 04:35 PM
So I need to purchase that fungus cream I've had my eye on?
So I need to purchase that fungus cream I've had my eye on?
seek medical attention
Posher778
08-20-2010, 05:23 PM
Will you go out with me?
Will you go out with me?
sure - but you have to pay (& i have expensive tastes)
crabapple
08-20-2010, 07:17 PM
Hey--are we actually ALL monkeys and just don't realize it?
Hey--are we actually ALL monkeys and just don't realize it?
no....because then all we would do is masturbate and fling poo all the time.
hmmmm.........maybe we ARE all monkeys and don't realize it.....cept I just realized it.
Hey--are we actually ALL monkeys and just don't realize it?
no - you are the next step down in the de-evolutionary process. monkeys were the pinnacle - you guys are just biologically sloppy-seconds
no....because then all we would do is masturbate and fling poo all the time.
hmmmm.........maybe we ARE all monkeys and don't realize it.....cept I just realized it.
add 'drink lots of beer' and you've got Newb's Friday nights
no - you are the next step down in the de-evolutionary process. monkeys were the pinnacle - you guys are just biologically sloppy-seconds
add 'drink lots of beer' and you've got Newb's Friday nights
and Saturdays
and Saturdays
sunday afternoons
crabapple
08-21-2010, 08:31 AM
Hmmm. Well... Okay. Then, what sort of/which movie should I watch today? I can pick from all types, or if it's monster movies, I may have the one you suggest.
sunday afternoons
sometime
ok....most of the time
urdevil
08-21-2010, 09:29 AM
absolutely - vinyl lives my brother!
Get out the Technic 1200s and a numark board. We shall bop out
Zero Ill put you on my guest list. Im up from 12 to 4.Do you prefer deep or garage house?:eek:
Get out the Technic 1200s and a numark board. We shall bop out
Zero Ill put you on my guest list. Im up from 12 to 4.Do you prefer deep or garage house?:eek:
JUNGLE - obviously
Why_bother?
08-25-2010, 12:00 AM
How many times can they attempt to ban me?
gothjuice
08-25-2010, 01:05 AM
Why would I ask you anything when you obviously know NOTHING...
-B
Why_bother?
08-25-2010, 01:18 AM
Why would I ask you anything when you obviously know NOTHING...
-B
Why would you reply when you are obviously oblivious?
Why_bother?
08-25-2010, 08:46 AM
yawn . . . .
Mr. Zero, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Bastet
08-25-2010, 12:27 PM
Bowing down to your greater knowledge, being a man and all. Is it true that women use sex to find love and that men use love to find sex? From myexperience men just follow their dick!:rolleyes:
urdevil
08-25-2010, 01:42 PM
JUNGLE - obviously
:DThats funny Zero. Jungles a bitch to mix IMO. But for you anything, I can still make a floor jump but its gonna get loud.
urdevil
08-25-2010, 01:43 PM
Bowing down to your greater knowledge, being a man and all. Is it true that women use sex to find love and that men use love to find sex? From myexperience men just follow their dick!:rolleyes:
Amen sister girl!
urdevil
08-25-2010, 01:47 PM
Mr. Zero, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Yawn Yawn Yawn, Why Bother exactly. Your childish and ill conceived rants are boring. The voices you hear will tell you the same thing to.
Caenxavier
08-25-2010, 01:49 PM
Bowing down to your greater knowledge, being a man and all. Is it true that women use sex to find love and that men use love to find sex? From myexperience men just follow their dick!:rolleyes:
Hey now, we don't always follow our dicks.
Just when our hormones are starting to kick in at around 13 and when you break our hearts and we have to screw every living female to make ourselves feel better. :D
urdevil
08-25-2010, 01:52 PM
Hey now, we don't always follow our dicks.
Just when our hormones are starting to kick in at around 13 and when you break our hearts and we have to screw every living female to make ourselves feel better. :D
Unfortunately true, its sad but fun:eek:I kid I kid
Bowing down to your greater knowledge, being a man and all. Is it true that women use sex to find love and that men use love to find sex? From myexperience men just follow their dick!:rolleyes:
the sad truth is that men (all stereotypes to the contrary) are deeply romantic. thus, the rule is: men fall in love quickly (& often), women fall more slowly but when they fall it is more deep (they really believe it is REAL)
Elvis_Christ
08-25-2010, 05:03 PM
they really believe it is REAL
LOL their little brains sure are fooled easily.
Why_bother?
08-25-2010, 10:31 PM
Yawn Yawn Yawn, Why Bother exactly. Your childish and ill conceived rants are boring. The voices you hear will tell you the same thing to.
Zero, urdevil has never seen Billy Madison?
Bastet
08-25-2010, 11:20 PM
the sad truth is that men (all stereotypes to the contrary) are deeply romantic. thus, the rule is: men fall in love quickly (& often), women fall more slowly but when they fall it is more deep (they really believe it is REAL)
oh thank you hun- you should do this stuff for a living x
crabapple
08-28-2010, 02:53 PM
Dude...did Shaggy love Velma but he hung out with Scooby in an attempt to make her jealous?
Dude...did Shaggy love Velma but he hung out with Scooby in an attempt to make her jealous?
velma loved daphne and shaggy was too high to even have a sexual orientation
velma loved daphne and shaggy was too high to even have a sexual orientation
on the same subject
Why did they feel it necessary to introduce Scrappy Doo into the show...was it because the show was getting stale and they thought a new character would help ratings ?
urdevil
09-04-2010, 01:58 PM
I am computer illiterate. Could u tell me how to transfer my Profile Picture to my Avatar. I feel naked without one? Is that a bad thing? Thanks Zero
I am computer illiterate. Could u tell me how to transfer my Profile Picture to my Avatar. I feel naked without one? Is that a bad thing? Thanks Zero
feeling naked is fine - being naked, on the other hand, is only fine if you look like MurderDoll
FreddyMyers
09-06-2010, 06:17 AM
Just got done quitting my shitty job. Whats a good profession for a bartending college dropout.
urdevil
09-06-2010, 07:15 AM
feeling naked is fine - being naked, on the other hand, is only fine if you look like MurderDoll
LOL Ill just take your word on that one. Seriously, I dont know how to do the transfer. What type of smokes are they in your pic. Are they camels?
Just got done quitting my shitty job. Whats a good profession for a bartending college dropout.
sanitation services is a growing field
LOL Ill just take your word on that one. Seriously, I dont know how to do the transfer. What type of smokes are they in your pic. Are they camels?
american spirit - unfiltered (of course)
Fearonsarms
01-08-2013, 08:25 AM
Zero-Can you fix it for me to fuck jimmy saville's corpse?
Ice Pik
01-08-2013, 03:58 PM
Two questions.
How do you make a creamy shrimp creole over linguine that's cheap and easy?
and
what do you do if it burns when you pee?
crabapple
01-09-2013, 06:28 AM
I have a question, Monkey!
What is the best way to polish away light scratches from a plastic cellphone screen? Not a touch-screen, but just a plastic video display screen. Someone said peanut butter was good and they were serious! However I would prefer to use a hazelnut paste, as I do not like peanuts.
I have a question, Monkey!
What is the best way to polish away light scratches from a plastic cellphone screen? Not a touch-screen, but just a plastic video display screen. Someone said peanut butter was good and they were serious! However I would prefer to use a hazelnut paste, as I do not like peanuts.
3m rubbing compound & very fine sand paper