Cheesy, cheesy horror quotes.

[Caenxavier]

Posting my last viewed horror film over in the ol' classic horror forum I got an idea.


Just post corny, cheesy, campy, ignorant etc. horror movie quotes.

I'll get started with Dracula Vs Frankenstein

"That's my bag, I make observations for later replay"

[TheWickerFan]

"Opening strange doors isn't a thing for a good clean-living American girl to do". Susan (Attack Of The Eye Creatures)

[TheWickerFan]

"...and above all, don't fantasize about anything!!" - Kevin (Hobgoblins)

[TheWickerFan]

"Now you're gonna be the worm-face!!" - Roger (Squirm)

For pure cheese: The Mushroom Song from The Giant Gila Monster (I've never seen a teen party brought down faster).

[Doc Faustus]

Worst song ever. Don Sullivan has the charisma of Pat Boone's eunuch grandpa.

[crabapple]

I like also the song "Tongue-Tied" in "Ghost of Dragstrip Hollow"...the guy sings "Bowsa-hout a little kiss...bowsa-hout a little kiss..."

Just about any line from Al Adamson's "Dracula vs. Frankstein" can be quoted! But yes, the bit about "That's my bag, I make observations for later replay--like a football game on TV" is a howler monkey of a line.

[neverending]

You stupid, stupid humans!

[newb]

I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot!

[neverending]

I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot!

I was gonna post that one as soon as I got home to look it up- but you beat me to it!

[roshiq]

If you can't play Ping Pong, then don't get mixed up in politics!...Who Saw Her Die? (1972)

[TheWickerFan]

"Cat poo!" - Old Lady (The Car)

[TheWickerFan]

"ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ!!!!!" - Peter Loew (Vampire's Kiss) (Nicolas Cage at his hammy best)