Signatures...

[Freddy Krueger.]

This is your chance to tell anyone that you hate their long signature. You can even tell me. Just thought this would be someting neat to bring up, just to see the responds.

[jay o2 waster]

i hate your long sig jk

[feral cat]

... if there too long i don't read them!, but maby peeps can guess what the quotes are from or even explain them themselves!

Feral Cat

[jay o2 waster]

peeps are yummy

[Freddy Krueger.]

Originally posted by jay o2 waster
i hate your long sig

Oh, really? Don't make me break my foot off up in yo ass! I'm gonna blow your brains out and... -reads the rest of Jay's post.-

Originally posted by jay o2 waster
jk oh... nevermind then...

[Freddy Krueger.]

Originally posted by jay o2 waster
peeps are yummy Really? Pussy's better. Dip it chocolate and with some whip cream on top.. mmm, thats good pussy. You may want to shave it first, though, you know how hairy pussy's are. I hate those damn cats that meow all night. They wont shut up till you plug up their mouthes. I wonder how many people are going to take this the wrong was and feel disturbed...?

[jay o2 waster]

LOL, but If u were really freddy I think i would u put ur foot in my ass than your hand, because of a common algerbraic equation which is :

Butthole + Sharp Knives = Worse than dropping the soap in prison
:D

[jay o2 waster]

Originally posted by Freddy Krueger.
Really? Pussy's better. Dip it chocolate and with some whip cream on top.. mmm, thats good pussy. You may want to shave it first, though, you know how hairy pussy's are. I hate those damn cats that meow all night. They wont shut up till you plug up their mouthes. I wonder how many people are going to take this the wrong was and feel disturbed...?

can i pet your pussy

[Freddy Krueger.]

Originally posted by jay o2 waster
can i pet your pussy o.o

[Freddy Krueger.]

Originally posted by jay o2 waster
LOL, but If u were really freddy I think i would u put ur foot in my ass than your hand, because of a common algerbraic equation which is :

Butthole + Sharp Knives = Worse than dropping the soap in prison
:D Lol. -Hides 4, 10 inched bladed glove on his right hand behind his back.- I would never think of harming another being. But killin'em is an other story. XD

[Unit 03]

Like mine? :cool:

[Freddy Krueger.]

-Reads Unit's signature.- Damn, what a nightmare. And they call me scary.

[jay o2 waster]

Originally posted by Freddy Krueger.
Lol. -Hides 4, 10 inched bladed glove on his right hand behind his back.- I would never think of harming another being. But killin'em is an other story. XD
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Arioch]

Like mine?

Ya monty python pwns!!, almost as good as Sams' Eddie Izzard stand up, in its 2 hour entirety, lol.

[Freddy Krueger.]

Lol.

[jay o2 waster]

how frickin long is it?

[Unit 03]

That was just excessive, myns the propper length of any signiature wishing to portray the comedy stylings of Monty Python and their take on the Social and governmental reform of the Renissance. Either way its the exact amount of lines needed to be declared the official horror.com signiature at 45 lines.

[Freddy Krueger.]

Originally posted by jay o2 waster
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: Don't act so surprised, bitch. -Slashes claws across Jay's face, leaving a trail of marks sliced deep in his skin.- XD

[Freddy Krueger.]

Unit, could you kill some of that Signature?

[Unit 03]

I could, but I won't, and theres nothing you can do about it.

[Arioch]

That was just excessive, myns the propper length of any signiature wishing to portray the comedy stylings of Monty Python and their take on the Social and governmental reform of the Renissance. Either way its the exact amount of lines needed to be declared the official horror.com signiature at 45 lines.

LOL. Try 70;)

[Unit 03]

Lol thanks, I didn't want to count them myself so I figured I would manipulate one of the horror.com pawns to do it for me....MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Edit: Anyone can make a long signiature if you double space every single line...sheesh.

[Arioch]

Edit: Anyone can make a long signiature if you double space every single line...sheesh.

Ya Jay 02, double-spacing every line just to make it long is pretty excessive dont you think?:rolleyes:

[Freddy Krueger.]

JESUS CRIST JAY! Dude, kill that signature! Or I'll bring out the big guns... you know Kung-Fu? I know Gun-Fu, BITCH.

[jay o2 waster]

hows this for a sig?

[allmykids]

Jay02Waster............. Get rid of that long ass SIG.... I am not sifting through all that shit every time you post.

[Arioch]

Jay02Waster............. Get rid of that long ass SIG.... I am not sifting through all that shit every time you post.

Agreed. You cant even read the other posts on the page....

[allmykids]

Thank You!!!!

[jay o2 waster]

LMAO I'm just fucking with you guys, don't you wanna read the entire script to dumb and dumber??

[~Michele~]

Originally posted by allmykids
Jay02Waster............. Get rid of that long ass SIG.... I am not sifting through all that shit every time you post.

Please do so!!

it takes me almost a minute to scroll through your posts and on the way i wind up missing the other user posts....just to end up in the middle of your sig again!

thanks! ~S~

[allmykids]

Thanks for the offer but I'll pass!! LOL

[~Michele~]

oops my post was a little late! lol


thanks Jay! ~S~

[Freddy Krueger.]

Thank God.

[jay o2 waster]

HAHAHAHHA

[jay o2 waster]

I could do the script for gone with the wind, or even fantasia. LOL

[Freddy Krueger.]

Noooooooo!!!!!!!

[Freddy Krueger.]

If you do, I'll post my script for Freddy VS Jason 2: Bloody Rematch on my sig! (Rated R For Revenge!)

[jay o2 waster]

hehehe

[Unit 03]

Uhh...isn't fantasia a musical with no words, thus making it only a couple lines long?

[Arioch]

Uhh...isn't fantasia a musical with no words, thus making it only a couple lines long?

Thats what i was thinking:confused: but DONT SHOW US!!! lol

[Sam The Egg]

Please, that's not a long signature. I've got 2 words for anybody who thinks THAT is a long signature: Eddie Izzard

[SFF]

You know, it's funny how Horror doesn't mind people having long-assed text sigs, but will not allow image sigs.:rolleyes:

[Targangil]

Originally posted by jay o2 waster
LMAO I'm just fucking with you guys, don't you wanna read the entire script to dumb and dumber??

It had a script?

[GorePhobia]

As your moderator, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the fucking time...

i love it arioch.....it cant get any better then that

[AmarylandPsycho]

ohh it can always get better.....never settle for anything...I must say they are doing a good job though....makes me wonder. how the hell they have all this time to moderate? Arioch you have a job man? Well keep up the good work and keep on improving the site.

[Arioch]

ohh it can always get better.....never settle for anything...I must say they are doing a good job though....makes me wonder. how the hell they have all this time to moderate? Arioch you have a job man? Well keep up the good work and keep on improving the site.

LOL. No i just quit my last job as i was somewhat unappreciated. Im about to get a new on, as its part of my college degree, im interning in a record company or a booking agent. It should really be helpful to meet some of those industry people you know.

Anyway, all i work on is music, and all my recording gear and what not is set around this comp so i just leave it on all the time, while im workin on this shit, check back every hour or so to see/respond to the new posts. Thats how i have all that time on the site, because half of the time im idle lol.

[evil_blonde]

Originally posted by GorePhobia
As your moderator, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the fucking time...

i love it arioch.....it cant get any better then that

here was me thinking you cared and youre just a mindless pimp whom has eyes for all.....

[Arioch]

Whoa Gore, your womans getting jealous:D ;)

[GorePhobia]

whats wrong....im not a mindless pimp its just a joke between me and fluff.....and i care

[jay o2 waster]

Originally posted by Unit 03
Uhh...isn't fantasia a musical with no words, thus making it only a couple lines long?

yes it was a joke

[Arioch]

yes it was a joke

Unit 03 is all politics and no fun...

[GorePhobia]

Unit 03 is a hard ass and he makes assumptions and picks on my fluffster

[Unit 03]

I don't make assumptions, and I pick on anyone I want, I'm that kind of bulley.

[GorePhobia]

well fluff is my dawg yo and i dont want you bullying her....so back off lol :)

[Freddy Krueger.]

Originally posted by GorePhobia
Unit 03 is a hard ass and he makes assumptions and picks on my fluffster Lol. I just want to say something for no reason... "Sonovabitch."

[GorePhobia]

so do i......

you hungry?

cause i have a nice fresh bowl of shut the hell up for ya

[Unit 03]

that was lame, a cooler one would have been "you can have a nice glass of shut the hell up"

[GorePhobia]

well then he can have the combo of a fresh glass of shut the hell up and a cup of blow me

[GorePhobia]

its for everyone who doesnt play nice :)

[GorePhobia]

yes mexicans are lazy michael

[Unit 03]

so your not a mexicant?

[GorePhobia]

Originally posted by Unit 03
so your not a mexicant?

well put....then your a Latin American or something lol

[GorePhobia]

yes cause all the other ones are sleeping cause they are lazy

[Unit 03]

lol, mmmmm racial stereotypes.

[GorePhobia]

hey 03....ever watch Chapelle show? yeah my point exactly....racism is in now

[GorePhobia]

he is a god now lol

[GorePhobia]

"IM WAYNE BRADY BITCH!!"

[Unaboner3000]

My sig says it all.....