View Full Version : If V isn't back by Monday...
Doc Faustus
04-14-2010, 02:32 PM
I will subject you all to excerpts from my unpublishable and horribly depressing first novel.
Doc Faustus
04-14-2010, 02:41 PM
Also, some Street Fighter 2 fan fiction.
I will subject you all to excerpts from my unpublishable and horribly depressing first novel.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/rockinmule/mouse.gif
I'll tell you what....If V isn't back by Friday...I'm gonna subject myself to mass quantities of beer.
so there
milktoaste
04-14-2010, 02:58 PM
I will subject you all to excerpts from my unpublishable and horribly depressing first novel.
Eh, you've put up with my crap, only fair I do the same. :P
Ferox13
04-14-2010, 03:04 PM
I will subject you all to excerpts from my unpublishable and horribly depressing first novel.
IS that a bad thing?
Doc Faustus
04-14-2010, 04:01 PM
This book was written with the express intention of causing suffering to the reader. It is not a book so much as a form of psychic terrorism. I was 16, very depressed and had just read about the concept of Theater of Cruelty. The Street Fighter 2 fan fiction will be brand new. But I suspect just as painful.
ProfondoXxRosso
04-14-2010, 04:12 PM
This book was written with the express intention of causing suffering to the reader. It is not a book so much as a form of psychic terrorism. I was 16, very depressed and had just read about the concept of Theater of Cruelty. The Street Fighter 2 fan fiction will be brand new. But I suspect just as painful.
Youre cute. I like you.
ChronoGrl
04-14-2010, 04:45 PM
If V COMES back by Monday...
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...
I WILL POST A TOPLESS PICTURE
Despare
04-14-2010, 04:55 PM
If V COMES back by Monday...
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I WILL POST A TOPLESS PICTURE
Of who? You're not spying on me are you?
Elvis_Christ
04-14-2010, 05:00 PM
Streetfighter 2 fan fiction bwahahaha :D
Of who? You're not spying on me are you?
No she didn't mention anything about going blind.
ChronoGrl
04-14-2010, 05:01 PM
Of who? You're not spying on me are you?
Aww, shucks, how did you know?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/Chronogrl/des-2.jpg
fiend_skull
04-14-2010, 05:05 PM
Aww, shucks, how did you know?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/Chronogrl/des-2.jpg
eye beam shooting puppies never looked so good haha
Elvis_Christ
04-14-2010, 05:10 PM
Girl's had funny looking nipples in the 80s :D
The_Return
04-14-2010, 05:55 PM
This book was written with the express intention of causing suffering to the reader. It is not a book so much as a form of psychic terrorism. I was 16, very depressed and had just read about the concept of Theater of Cruelty. The Street Fighter 2 fan fiction will be brand new. But I suspect just as painful.
I'm always up for some Theatre of Cruelty - Artaud was a mad genius, love the guy. I say you post some whether _V_ finds his way back or not :cool:
missmacabre
04-14-2010, 06:32 PM
eye beam shooting puppies never looked so good haha
On that note......
http://www.lazertits.com/
Thank me for this awesomeness later. :p
also I am down for Street Fighter 2 fanfics.
The Krell
04-14-2010, 06:37 PM
If V is not back by Monday I will begin posting lyrics to some of the songs I write.This will include the words to classics such as "I got Rabies" and "Bongo Planet". It WILL be painful.
Elvis_Christ
04-14-2010, 06:40 PM
Bongo Planet does sound painful. I Got Rabies however sounds like pure gold.
fortunato
04-14-2010, 06:58 PM
And I've got serious volumes of X-Files fanfic that will make your head spin.
Here's a little sample:
"...and when Mulder walked into the spooky house, he couldn't believe that Scully was there, in a black nightie! Wow! So anyway, they start making out for a while. Then! After there making out a while, they think they hear a ghost!!! "Hey, Mulder. Did you hear that?" "What?" "I think I heard a ghost." "It must be...a alien!" said Mulder. You couldnt believe how fast scully got dressed! In her awesome uniform!!! Wouldnt you konw, it wasnot even a ghost or a alien, it was assistant Director Walter Skinner! He said "I hope you guys are here on official business!" Muler and Scully look at each other. "Of course, they both say together in unison. In their heads they are laughing. Anyway, they wished they could make out more but since Skinner was there, they had to investigate, and that's when things got REALLY spooky!!!!!!!!!!!11"
...so if you want to find out what happens, just pray V never comes back.
missmacabre
04-14-2010, 07:01 PM
And I've got serious volumes of X-Files fanfic that will make your head spin.
Here's a little sample:
"...and when Mulder walked into the spooky house, he couldn't believe that Scully was there, in a black nightie! Wow! So anyway, they start making out for a while. Then! After there making out a while, they think they hear a ghost!!! "Hey, Mulder. Did you hear that?" "What?" "I think I heard a ghost." "It must be...a alien!" said Mulder. You couldnt believe how fast scully got dressed! In her awesome uniform!!! Wouldnt you konw, it wasnot even a ghost or a alien, it was assistant Director Walter Skinner! He said "I hope you guys are here on official business!" Muler and Scully look at each other. "Of course, they both say together in unison. In their heads they are laughing. Anyway, they wished they could make out more but since Skinner was there, they had to investigate, and that's when things got REALLY spooky!!!!!!!!!!!11"
...so if you want to find out what happens, just pray V never comes back.
That's it, I'm bringin back the Creepypasta thread for some bad pasta.
Elvis_Christ
04-14-2010, 08:29 PM
Hahaha excellent work fortunato!
The Krell
04-14-2010, 09:11 PM
Bongo Planet does sound painful. I Got Rabies however sounds like pure gold.
Hahaha!
Yes EC,that one is quite a treat.
roshiq
04-15-2010, 12:02 AM
If V isn't back by Monday...I'll post a Bangladeshi Horror short film here but without subtitles and for myself...I'll watch Night Shyamalan's The Village & the remake of Wicker Man for the first time at Tuesday evening.
The Krell
04-15-2010, 08:17 AM
If V isn't back by Monday...I'll post a Bangladeshi Horror short film here but without subtitles and for myself...I'll watch Night Shyamalan's The Village & the remake of Wicker Man for the first time at Tuesday evening.
Whoa! For Roshiq's sake I really hope V returns. That could be a night that leaves scars.
ferretchucker
04-15-2010, 08:40 AM
If V COMES back by Monday...
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I WILL POST A TOPLESS PICTURE
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT!
I mean, I've already seen them and all - you should really invest in some blinds.
If V isn't back by Monday I swear to God I will revert back to the Ferretchucker who joined in 2006! I will only ever post in the picture thread, will use text language non stop and will start arguments about the most pointless things whilst at the same time desperately will seek your approval.
VampiricClown
04-15-2010, 11:53 AM
Why all the ruckus for if V doesn't come back? If he wants some time off, give it to him. He isn't chained to this website. If he doesn't come back, that's his choice.
Why don't instead of making all of these threads concerning his absence, you focus that same time and energy into creating things to keep this forum alive... if it really means that much to you?
Someone else can take over tournaments, if that's the only complaint, and your reason for thinking this place is dead.
I mean come on, the place is called "horror.com", not "___V___.com".
All this fanfic that everyone keeps saying they have created, post it! Give everyone something to read/laugh at.
It isn't the end of the world, nor this forum because we lost one member.
Why all the ruckus for if V doesn't come back? If he wants some time off, give it to him. He isn't chained to this website. If he doesn't come back, that's his choice.
Why don't instead of making all of these threads concerning his absence, you focus that same time and energy into creating things to keep this forum alive... if it really means that much to you?
Someone else can take over tournaments, if that's the only complaint, and your reason for thinking this place is dead.
I mean come on, the place is called "horror.com", not "___V___.com".
All this fanfic that everyone keeps saying they have created, post it! Give everyone something to read/laugh at.
It isn't the end of the world, nor this forum because we lost one member.
hey now.....we made a big to-do when you left in a huff awhile back...oh wait.....no we didn't ;)
ferretchucker
04-15-2010, 01:12 PM
Why don't instead of making all of these threads concerning his absence, you focus that same time and energy into creating things to keep this forum alive... if it really means that much to you?
Don't you see, that's the point. V made the ultimate sacrifice to save this place. He left to give us something to talk about! And both the threads talking about him have been some of the funniest shit I've seen here for a while.
(I don't actually take this seriously enough to consider in an ultimate sacrifice, I'm just a fool for melodrama)
Caenxavier
04-15-2010, 08:07 PM
If Chrono posts a topless picture, I will post a topless picture. And by topless, I mean skinless.
The Krell
04-15-2010, 08:18 PM
I'm just having fun with the thread.I'm new here and dont know V from shinola.That said,its a fun place but sparsely populated.Any contributor to the place would be missed.
ferretchucker
04-16-2010, 06:57 AM
I'm just having fun with the thread.I'm new here and dont know V from shinola.That said,its a fun place but sparsely populated.Any contributor to the place would be missed.
For me that's one of the thing that makes HDC fun. Not a huge amount of people here compared to other forums so we all kinda know each other a lot better. I know the word gets thrown around a bit too much but it is much more of a community than just a forum.
novakru
04-16-2010, 08:11 AM
For me that's one of the thing that makes HDC fun. Not a huge amount of people here compared to other forums so we all kinda know each other a lot better. I know the word gets thrown around a bit too much but it is much more of a community than just a forum.
I feel exactly the same way as my adopted internet son:cool:
ferretchucker
04-16-2010, 03:21 PM
I feel exactly the same way as my adopted internet son:cool:
Thanks Mummy. :)
well now loookie whtsha done did....yuo maiid me dink mass quantieseses of beer
and i fuuking hate beer
Doc Faustus
04-16-2010, 07:29 PM
I'm drunk on Arrogant Bastard right now.
Psycom5k
04-16-2010, 09:16 PM
If V isn't back by monday, I'll start lurking in the background, and then hardly ever post anything, and even then it'll only be to say something stupid that I find funny but nobody else does, and then I'll disapear and lurk some more, reapeating this process over and over until eventually I just go away for a few months, then come back with a good ol' "Ya' miss me?" thread. I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL DO IT!
VampiricClown
04-16-2010, 09:51 PM
If V isn't back by monday, I'll start lurking in the background, and then hardly ever post anything, and even then it'll only be to say something stupid that I find funny but nobody else does, and then I'll disapear and lurk some more, reapeating this process over and over until eventually I just go away for a few months, then come back with a good ol' "Ya' miss me?" thread. I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL DO IT!
You do that as of now, anyway. Come up with something original.
Elvis_Christ
04-16-2010, 10:27 PM
You do that as of now, anyway.
I think that was his point dude.
novakru
04-17-2010, 05:55 AM
I really don't like that he's just gone.
I counted him as someone really cool from the internet and would fix some nice dinner for him and his friends if ever the chance arose.
:(
missmacabre
04-17-2010, 08:27 AM
I really don't like that he's just gone.
I counted him as someone really cool from the internet and would fix some nice dinner for him and his friends if ever the chance arose.
:(
and he always kept an eye out for his friends. He even urged me to go to the hospital a few weeks ago when I was being stubborn. If he doesn't want to come back to HDC I respect that, but of course I was going to worry about where he was first. Just wish he hadn't completely cut ties with everyone for fear of being harassed to come back. Necessary, it seems, but a drastic measure none the less.
ferretchucker
04-17-2010, 11:06 AM
If V isn't back by monday, I'll start lurking in the background, and then hardly ever post anything, and even then it'll only be to say something stupid that I find funny but nobody else does, and then I'll disapear and lurk some more, reapeating this process over and over until eventually I just go away for a few months, then come back with a good ol' "Ya' miss me?" thread. I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL DO IT!
You don't have the balls to do something like that! It just isn't in you.
milktoaste
04-17-2010, 08:22 PM
You know how everybody has that same thought about after your own death, being able to see who shows up to your funeral?
_____V_____
04-17-2010, 10:56 PM
You called?
fiend_skull
04-17-2010, 10:58 PM
welcome back V!
_____V_____
04-17-2010, 11:08 PM
Thanks, buddy. :)
roshiq
04-17-2010, 11:16 PM
Welcome back, Avinash Bhai.:)
cheebacheeba
04-17-2010, 11:20 PM
Bhai?
But, he just got here...
roshiq
04-17-2010, 11:25 PM
Bhai?
But, he just got here...
Oy Shiva Ji, that means 'Brother' in both Bangla & Hindi:)
cheebacheeba
04-17-2010, 11:27 PM
Haha, I know man...my chicks brother speaks Hindi/Malaylam, picked up a few things here'n there.
But, phonetically it does sound a bit like "Bye", no?
_____V_____
04-17-2010, 11:31 PM
Emphasis on the "h" is the difference. But I am sure Cheeba knows that, and was just pulling your leg, Rosh. Thanks.
novakru
04-18-2010, 03:48 AM
AVI!!!:)
Kisses and and hugs and a punch in the nose:cool:
The_Return
04-18-2010, 03:54 AM
Hoooooray!!! :D
ferretchucker
04-18-2010, 05:20 AM
I'm still reverting to old Ferret. Once the process has started it cannot be stopped.
Dis iz guna b fun.
_____V_____
04-18-2010, 05:24 AM
If V isn't back by Monday I swear to God I will revert back to the Ferretchucker who joined in 2006! I will only ever post in the picture thread, will use text language non stop and will start arguments about the most pointless things whilst at the same time desperately will seek your approval.
Ahem. :mad:
ferretchucker
04-18-2010, 06:49 AM
Ahem. :mad:
u got beef wid me? dat is sooooo out ov orda. i culd easily bang u out rofl.
friday13thfan
04-18-2010, 08:06 AM
Welcome back. In your absence V you were missed. Now that you have returned we can resume Happy living.
Doc Faustus
04-18-2010, 10:07 AM
u got beef wid me? dat is sooooo out ov orda. i culd easily bang u out rofl.
I didn't know you spoke Orcish.
Doc Faustus
04-18-2010, 10:11 AM
Welcome back, V. I'm glad I don't have to make people's eyes and souls bleed. My favorite Street Fighter 2 character is Vega and I don't think you wanna read the innermost thoughts and find out about the secret life of a flamboyantly gay matador with claws. Also, because of Street Fighter 2, I choose to believe you can breathe fire and levitate.
_____V_____
04-18-2010, 10:14 AM
Yikes! Looks like I did the forum a very HUGE favor. Thanks, Doc. :D
The Krell
04-18-2010, 10:16 AM
Excellent! Welcome Back V!
nightmare_of _death
04-18-2010, 11:16 AM
Welcome back V
crabapple
04-18-2010, 11:39 AM
God, this whole thing made me scaredy!
Well thank goodness and all that. whew
ferretchucker
04-18-2010, 12:01 PM
I didn't know you spoke Orcish.
wut iz dat. sum kindof ashian shit or summin? ur an idiut. lol
wufongtan.
04-22-2010, 02:39 PM
Really enjoying V at the moment. My only complaint is, they didn't hold over the suspense of what the aliens where up to for very long. It's probably because its a remake and everyone already knows what they are, so they didn't dwell on it for too long. And when are they going to eat some rats?
But anyway. It's still a good show.
p.s is it just me, or does the head alien chick look like sheldon from big bang.
Cause sometimes i'm like. " yeah man, i'll tap that." But then i'm like. " nah man she looks like the nerd from big bang, if you really want to tap it. You might be gay." So then i'm like. "man she is ugly"
missmacabre
04-22-2010, 03:26 PM
Really enjoying V at the moment. My only complaint is, they didn't hold over the suspense of what the aliens where up to for very long. It's probably because its a remake and everyone already knows what they are, so they didn't dwell on it for too long. And when are they going to eat some rats?
But anyway. It's still a good show.
p.s is it just me, or does the head alien chick look like sheldon from big bang.
Cause sometimes i'm like. " yeah man, i'll tap that." But then i'm like. " nah man she looks like the nerd from big bang, if you really want to tap it. You might be gay." So then i'm like. "man she is ugly"
I hate it when trolls make me laugh.:p
Elvis_Christ
04-22-2010, 05:03 PM
Hahaha that was pretty funny :D