View Full Version : Tired of everyone on here ignoring you or thinking you are retarded?
X¤MurderDoll¤X
04-03-2010, 02:14 PM
don't worry, I'm not just here to point out your problems. I have an actual solution:
PAY ME TO WRITE YOUR POSTS
I charge 10 cents a word which is a fantastic value, especially when you consider how much "qualified" ghostwriters charge. besides, how can a person even attach a price tag to online popularity? believe me, it's priceless.
testimonials are in my signature.
note: my research has found that a nonchalant approach to capitalization is extremely cool, however I will capitalize words correctly for an additional 5 cents.
Elvis_Christ
04-03-2010, 02:17 PM
Do you take Paypal?
X¤MurderDoll¤X
04-03-2010, 02:28 PM
of course. :)
I'm really having trouble expressing my feelings in the "Hanna Montana Foot Fetish" THREAD.....PERHAPS YOU COULD HELP ME.
My credit card info:
Visa
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X¤MurderDoll¤X
04-03-2010, 06:51 PM
stay far away from it.
I would go into more detail about why you should not post in such a thread, but that's for next week's posting seminar.
FreddyMyers
04-03-2010, 06:56 PM
Have been called retarded and gotten uncomfortably used to being ignored......where do i sign up.
lowlife
04-03-2010, 07:09 PM
If I am retarded do I get a discount?
If I am retarded do I get a discount?
how would you know ?
lowlife
04-03-2010, 07:19 PM
Cause my ma and pa calls me retarted all the time.
X¤MurderDoll¤X
04-03-2010, 07:22 PM
I could go as low as 5 cents a word, if you are truly in dire need of my assistance.
lowlife
04-03-2010, 07:25 PM
Hell Yeah!!! I ll get baby sis Sisann working the street to pay you.:cool:
milktoaste
04-03-2010, 07:44 PM
But can you guarantee I'll be called 'retarded' less and no longer ignored?
Angra
04-04-2010, 01:20 AM
don't worry, I'm not just here to point out your problems. I have an actual solution:
PAY ME TO WRITE YOUR POSTS
I charge 10 cents a word which is a fantastic value, especially when you consider how much "qualified" ghostwriters charge. besides, how can a person even attach a price tag to online popularity? believe me, it's priceless.
testimonials are in my signature.
note: my research has found that a nonchalant approach to capitalization is extremely cool, however I will capitalize words correctly for an additional 5 cents.
Dolly, that's 1 step away from prostitution.
You're almost there.
ferretchucker
04-04-2010, 12:18 PM
Dolly, that's 1 step away from prostitution.
You're almost there.
I'd pay. :D
For...you know. The posts...
Doc Faustus
04-04-2010, 02:53 PM
If you get overwhelmed with orders, you can outsource posts to me for three cents a word, retaining a seven cent per word profit.
X¤MurderDoll¤X
04-04-2010, 06:55 PM
If you get overwhelmed with orders, you can outsource posts to me for three cents a word, retaining a seven cent per word profit.
if I was a serious professional writer, my dream would be to get to a point in my career that would allow for me to outsource 100% of my work. people would be reading my latest novels and I'd no longer be writing them, I would just find some writer from india who writes better.
oh dreams...
lowlife
04-04-2010, 06:57 PM
Me and cous Bubba have baby sis Sisann working the street right to pay you off OP sex goddess.Maybe you like go to dinner at the burger shack down the road some time OP?maybe give ole Junior here some sugar and than some.
Doc Faustus
04-04-2010, 07:09 PM
if I was a serious professional writer, my dream would be to get to a point in my career that would allow for me to outsource 100% of my work. people would be reading my latest novels and I'd no longer be writing them, I would just find some writer from india who writes better.
oh dreams...
I'm pretty certain Stephen King's been doing that lately. But, the guy he found sucks.
X¤MurderDoll¤X
04-04-2010, 07:24 PM
I'm pretty certain Stephen King's been doing that lately. But, the guy he found sucks.
I haven't read anything of his recently. :o
Elvis_Christ
04-04-2010, 07:34 PM
I'm pretty certain Stephen King's been doing that lately. But, the guy he found sucks.
ha I was just about to say that! Who would you recommend as far as horror goes Doc? I'm after something overly violent and twisted.
fortunato
04-04-2010, 08:56 PM
Question: Are five emoticons per post better than four?
Doc Faustus
04-05-2010, 08:47 AM
ha I was just about to say that! Who would you recommend as far as horror goes Doc? I'm after something overly violent and twisted.
Apeshit by Carlton Mellick or A Million Versions or Right by Matthew Revert. Both friends and associates of mine, both some of the sickest SOBs I've ever met. Also, Jordan Krall's gory Bizarro Spaghetti Western Fistful of Feet might be right up your alley. He's a hardcore cult film aficionado obsessed with ultraviolence and psychosexual tension. I think your taste in movies indicates you'd be totally into most of this Bizarro stuff.
Doc Faustus
04-05-2010, 08:48 AM
Question: Are five emoticons per post better than four?
Say whaaaaaaat? :):confused::confused::confused::confused:
milktoaste
04-05-2010, 08:52 AM
Finally, the guy I've been paying to write my posts keeps showing up drunk.
I'M NOT DRUNK:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
Doc Faustus
04-05-2010, 08:54 AM
You should outsource your posts to me, Milktoaste posting substitute. Then you can get as drunk as you want.
(Disclaimer: Faustus may also be drunk while posting)
lowlife
04-05-2010, 02:09 PM
So sugar and spice you gonna hook me up or?:D
Elvis_Christ
04-05-2010, 04:39 PM
Apeshit by Carlton Mellick or A Million Versions or Right by Matthew Revert. Both friends and associates of mine, both some of the sickest SOBs I've ever met. Also, Jordan Krall's gory Bizarro Spaghetti Western Fistful of Feet might be right up your alley. He's a hardcore cult film aficionado obsessed with ultraviolence and psychosexual tension. I think your taste in movies indicates you'd be totally into most of this Bizarro stuff.
Thanks I'll check those out! Found out these are available locally for a change :)
Gonna pick up some new reading material over the next couple of months when I finish the stuff I've got. Those three look fucking great.
lowlife
04-06-2010, 09:26 PM
Please OP you saw through I am fake I am not hillbilly but I know I can be saved by you.:eek::cool:
Doc Faustus
04-07-2010, 08:05 AM
Thanks I'll check those out! Found out these are available locally for a change :)
Gonna pick up some new reading material over the next couple of months when I finish the stuff I've got. Those three look fucking great.
Doesn't surprise me that you can find them locally. Australia is pretty friendly to Bizarro and small press horror it seems. Those three should be just your speed. Carlton and Jordan's stuff in general is very video nasty influenced. There's a reason Eraserhead Press' books get blurbs from Lloyd Kaufman.
Despare
04-07-2010, 08:24 AM
I'm tired of expressing myself through word, I'd like to hire you to post a youtube video of an interpretive dance instead. I'll pay twenty dollars and all I need is for you to wear a big foam radish costume and dance around a pool of Jello and cabbage.
fortunato
04-07-2010, 03:00 PM
I'm tired of expressing myself through word, I'd like to hire you to post a youtube video of an interpretive dance instead. I'll pay twenty dollars and all I need is for you to wear a big foam radish costume and dance around a pool of Jello and cabbage.
There's probably already a video of that on YouTube.
Doc Faustus
04-07-2010, 04:30 PM
I'm tired of expressing myself through word, I'd like to hire you to post a youtube video of an interpretive dance instead. I'll pay twenty dollars and all I need is for you to wear a big foam radish costume and dance around a pool of Jello and cabbage.
I think instead of that you should only express yourself with farts of varying loudness and stinkitude.
Elvis_Christ
04-07-2010, 05:20 PM
Australia is pretty friendly to Bizarro and small press horror it seems.
I wonder for how long? Aussie seems to be tightening their belt censorship wise. Over here in New Zealand it isn't as bad but considering most of the stuff in stores like DVDs/books a sourced from Australia it does directly effect us.
Despare
04-07-2010, 06:31 PM
I think instead of that you should only express yourself with farts of varying loudness and stinkitude.
It would be expression through a proxy, keep up.
Doc Faustus
04-08-2010, 02:55 PM
I wonder for how long? Aussie seems to be tightening their belt censorship wise. Over here in New Zealand it isn't as bad but considering most of the stuff in stores like DVDs/books a sourced from Australia it does directly effect us.
Well, my friends at Legumeman don't seem to be especially worried, but I'll have to see how that pans out.