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Doc Faustus
04-01-2010, 09:54 AM
I know it's April Fool's Day, so of course you're going to be distrustful of offers, claims, swag and whatever, but for Bizarro authors, today is just a day to show that we make every day April Fool's Day. Jeff Burk is the author of the bestselling book ever, Shatnerquake, a Die Hard parody starring William Shatner pitted against every character he has ever played in an orgy of bloodshed and postmodern mockery. The sequel Tsunimoy is even better. More gore, more hilarity and Adam freakin' West! You will not be dissatisfied:
http://jeffburk.wordpress.com/2010/03/31/download-tsunimoy-for-free-today-only/
Also, the other day I started a Facebook group to support the Bizarro genre. I've seen a lot of horror and Bizarro crossover and the genres go hand in hand, often presenting difficulties showing where one ends and the other begins. If you want stranger, sicker, weirder fiction that might lead to stranger, sicker, weirder movies, stand up and be heard. Say no to normal, say no to boring and say no to the same old shit HERE (http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/group.php?gid=113384858673927&ref=nf)

Doc Faustus
04-01-2010, 11:55 AM
Also, anyone who joins this group and PMs me with their email will get a free PDF of Murderland part 1:h8.

neverending
04-01-2010, 03:12 PM
Haha- I forgot I already joined that group. I don't need the pdf anyway, since I have the real book autographed!

The_Return
04-01-2010, 06:28 PM
I downloaded Shatnerquake last time you posted something like this, but its still just sitting on my computer. Hopefully I'll have time to get to it soon, because it sounds wonderful.

PS - Group joined, but also no need for the PDF thanks to the lovely non-digital copy sitting beside me on the shelf. :)

PPS - I'll have some disposable income again in the relatively near future. First order of business: order Life During Wartime and Archelon Ranch.

neverending
04-01-2010, 07:09 PM
It's the sequel Tsunimoy that's being offered today.

And who knows- they just might be the perfect thing for an upcoming rainy day!

The_Return
04-01-2010, 07:21 PM
It's the sequel Tsunimoy that's being offered today.

And who knows- they just might be the perfect thing for an upcoming rainy day!

I know - I was just making conversation, I guess. Downloaded this one too, for the record :)

Elvis_Christ
04-01-2010, 07:40 PM
Can I have a PDF?

I'm not on Facebook :)

Doc Faustus
04-02-2010, 07:06 AM
Sure, send me an email address.

Doc Faustus
04-02-2010, 07:07 AM
I downloaded Shatnerquake last time you posted something like this, but its still just sitting on my computer. Hopefully I'll have time to get to it soon, because it sounds wonderful.

PS - Group joined, but also no need for the PDF thanks to the lovely non-digital copy sitting beside me on the shelf. :)

PPS - I'll have some disposable income again in the relatively near future. First order of business: order Life During Wartime and Archelon Ranch.

Thanks, man! I think you'll enjoy them. Archelon Ranch is a book I'm really proud of.