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novakru
02-03-2010, 07:57 AM
Yeah, so, since nobody saw it or PRETENDED not to in another thread...
I got a hot date on Valentines day, and he's Yummy, I mean younger.:cool:
For all you new kids, I was in a seriously fucked up marriage and now I am not and some hottie wants me to be his valentine.
Yeah, I am announcing it cuz I don't have the money to run a TV ad:D
ferretchucker
02-03-2010, 07:59 AM
Yeah, so, since nobody saw it or PRETENDED not to in another thread...
I got a hot date on Valentines day, and he's Yummy, I mean younger.:cool:
For all you new kids, I was in a seriously fucked up marriage and now I am not and some hottie wants me to be his valentine.
Yeah, I am announcing it cuz I don't have the money to run a TV ad:D
You go girl!
But what are the odds he's into all that "Furry" stuff? Get your squirrel suit ready!
missmacabre
02-03-2010, 08:00 AM
Grats! Totally makes sense with you being a hotty with an exciting personality and all.
Younger?....meh...you don't want younger...you want an older, more refined gentleman. Somebody with experience who doesn't live at home with his parents. Maybe even grandfatherly......somebody you can have a conversation with....feed him applesauce...maybe change his diaper.....THATS what you want in a man.
This young guys today just want ONE thing.
ferretchucker
02-03-2010, 08:23 AM
Younger?....meh...you don't want younger...you want an older, more refined gentleman. Somebody with experience who doesn't live at home with his parents. Maybe even grandfatherly......somebody you can have a conversation with....feed him applesauce...maybe change his diaper.....THATS what you want in a man.
This young guys today just want ONE thing.
Just as long as this older man isn't a hairy alcoholic who will love his lager more than his lady. :D
Your move, granddad.
Just as long as this older man isn't a hairy alcoholic who will love his lager more than his lady. :D
Your move, granddad.
I'm afraid you are mistaken, little squire. I wasn't referring to myself. Although I would be a great catch, everybody knows I'm happily married almost 30 years now.
And for the record.....beer lovers make great mates....anybody who shows that much passion for liquid sustenance will show it 10 fold in a relationship.
it's true....so sayeth newb
Despare
02-03-2010, 09:06 AM
You go girl!
Really?
REALLY??
Where are the snaps in z formation?
Congrats Nova, here's to a romantic night... and maybe some breakfast in the morning.
novakru
02-03-2010, 09:14 AM
Younger?....meh...you don't want younger...you want an older, more refined gentleman. Somebody with experience who doesn't live at home with his parents. Maybe even grandfatherly......somebody you can have a conversation with....feed him applesauce...maybe change his diaper.....THATS what you want in a man. Preferably rich with waning health
This young guys today just want ONE thing. and I am counting on that
Doc Faustus
02-03-2010, 09:23 AM
Congrats on the new steaminess. Remember, if he calls out "mommy", take it as a compliment. It is an expression of satisfaction AND a plea for aid. And most likely not to you, because you started the whole mess to begin with and you will probably not extricate him from it, but instead amp up the danger. The fine, sexy danger.
Elvis_Christ
02-03-2010, 11:38 AM
Rock on novakru hope it all goes well! I always pictured you as a bit of cougar :)
Rayne
02-03-2010, 12:39 PM
Rock on novakru hope it all goes well! I always pictured you as a bit of cougar :)
HaHaHa, that's not called 'picturing' Sweetheart, that's called 'fantasizing'...It's okay Babe, Nova is sexy hot so it's not your fault ;)
I'm happy for you Nova, just be careful...You know what happened to me and that 20 year-old just 5 short years ago...Our auto insurance just went down because he turned 25...*giggle*...I said, "Aww you're a big boy now...I guess they figure you're a more responsible driver" :p
Sincerely, good luck...I hope it turns out to be all that you want...and please don't even talk to anymore Leos, they're just not good for you at all :(
Doc Faustus
02-03-2010, 01:10 PM
Leos are the REAL cancers. Not us.
Rayne
02-03-2010, 01:33 PM
Leos are the REAL cancers. Not us.
Ah yes, thank you Doc...You made me think of something to add :)
Nova, I really think that it's time to treat yourself to a Cancer...They are like yummy, sweet candy...As long as you can wait out their occassional 'moods', you will really enjoy the experience that a Cancer gives you...Trust me, it is SO worth it...Just let them brood and plot the destruction of the world when they start to get grumpy, and things should be okay. :)
Also, very important...You need a PARTNER, not a boss...Find a man who you can walk BESIDE...No more walking behind a man...Some men don't mind if you walk a little in front of them, because they appreciate a girl who can take charge...and...they like to look at your ass :p...But, you're a big girl now, you don't need a man to tell you what to do.
Doc Faustus
02-03-2010, 02:28 PM
Ah yes, thank you Doc...You made me think of something to add :)
Nova, I really think that it's time to treat yourself to a Cancer...They are like yummy, sweet candy...As long as you can wait out their occassional 'moods', you will really enjoy the experience that a Cancer gives you...Trust me, it is SO worth it...Just let them brood and plot the destruction of the world when they start to get grumpy, and things should be okay. :)
do.
Also, we get angry about things and don't tell you why and we take your bad moods personally whether it's our fault or not.
Elvis_Christ
02-03-2010, 02:36 PM
HaHaHa, that's not called 'picturing' Sweetheart, that's called 'fantasizing'...It's okay Babe, Nova is sexy hot so it's not your fault ;)
I haven't seen her before so I'll take your word on it ;)
novakru
02-03-2010, 02:54 PM
Also, very important...You need a PARTNER, not a boss...Find a man who you can walk BESIDE...No more walking behind a man...Some men don't mind if you walk a little in front of them, because they appreciate a girl who can take charge...and...they like to look at your ass :p...But, you're a big girl now, you don't need a man to tell you what to do.
You sing my song baby:cool:
well - nova my dear - when you are ready to graduate to young hot monkeys - just let me know!
crabapple
02-03-2010, 07:41 PM
Sweeeeet! Do it, do it! Awesome! That is damn right.
novakru
02-04-2010, 04:48 AM
well - nova my dear - when you are ready to graduate to young hot monkeys - just let me know!
We've already been through this, you would just be too much for me. I wouldn't know what to do with myself after being in the presence of all that godlike madness you sow....yep, I'd be wandering around lost and bewildered in the world after the monkey
_____V_____
02-04-2010, 08:47 AM
And if things don't work out, there's always me to fall back on. :cool:
novakru
02-04-2010, 09:39 AM
And if things don't work out, there's always me to fall back on. :cool:
Yeah, but you're so taken.
That's just cruel V, dangling your 'Perfect Male' status all over the place, knowing I can't possibly have you...just cruel!! *sniff*sniff*
_____V_____
02-04-2010, 10:11 AM
Yeah, but you're so taken.
That's just cruel V, dangling your 'Perfect Male' status all over the place, knowing I can't possibly have you...just cruel!! *sniff*sniff*
Aww...
Sowwy, I forgot for a sec there that I was married. :(
Elvis_Christ
02-04-2010, 12:35 PM
Damn that poor young guy is gonna get EATEN ALIVE!
novakru
02-04-2010, 12:48 PM
Damn that poor young guy is gonna get EATEN ALIVE!
Look, I haven't had sex since August and before that 13 years of lousy sex with exshithead... so...yeah
he's in trouble:cool:
novakru
02-04-2010, 01:25 PM
LMAO
This thread is turning into pure sludge LMAO
I am done with it before I get into trouble
X¤MurderDoll¤X
02-04-2010, 03:47 PM
some of you don't know how to do basic math
if money > power then age > looks
if power > money then looks > age
ChronoGrl
02-06-2010, 06:58 AM
Yeah, so, since nobody saw it or PRETENDED not to in another thread...
I got a hot date on Valentines day, and he's Yummy, I mean younger.:cool:
For all you new kids, I was in a seriously fucked up marriage and now I am not and some hottie wants me to be his valentine.
Yeah, I am announcing it cuz I don't have the money to run a TV ad:D
Congrats you mega cougar hottie!!
What's the date? Where you going?
Whatcha gonna wear?
ferretchucker
02-06-2010, 08:33 AM
Look, I haven't had sex since August
he's in trouble:cool:
How about since December. 1993.
I win.
novakru
02-06-2010, 09:28 AM
Congrats you mega cougar hottie!!
What's the date? Valentines Day
Where you going? If tickets can be had...a dinner/dance club with a swing contest
Whatcha gonna wear? White Marliyn Monroe dress if entering the contest or something sassy and black if not..........
novakru
02-06-2010, 09:28 AM
How about since December. 1993.
I win.
Were you even born then?:confused:
ChronoGrl
02-06-2010, 06:32 PM
..........
LMAO - Shows how much I pay attention... My bad. heh. :o:cool:
crabapple
02-07-2010, 05:36 AM
moo ha ha........nova is gonna do the hoochie poochie dance! :eek: :cool: :rolleyes:
Disease
02-07-2010, 06:30 AM
Yeah, so, since nobody saw it or PRETENDED not to in another thread...
I got a hot date on Valentines day, and he's Yummy, I mean younger.:cool:
For all you new kids, I was in a seriously fucked up marriage and now I am not and some hottie wants me to be his valentine.
Yeah, I am announcing it cuz I don't have the money to run a TV ad:D
We should all seriously chip in and get Nova an add on community tv. :p