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Despare
01-10-2010, 04:12 AM
The fact that I have to watch a commercial before a commercial. Why do I have to watch an ad before I watch a trailer for a film? Why do I go to the theater and pay for a ticket only to have to watch local ads before national ads before trailers? Fuck them.

Little bastard kids walking around oblivious to everything around them because they're dicking around with their phones. They're even worse than those tools talking on the bluetooth who get mad when you mistake their loud speaking as maybe something they're saying to you. Fuck them too.

Gas station pre-pay. I usually use my card but on the off chance that I pre-pay, I swear they're slowing the pump down early. In the summer, if I buy $15.00 in gas, the pump slows at around $14.95. In the winter with a -10 windchill it seems to start slowing down at $14.40. They want me to leave so they can grab twenty cents or so from me? Maybe if they get enough suckers...

They're ok though.

Just kidding, fuck them as well.

cheebacheeba
01-10-2010, 04:18 AM
I'm pretty sure we've done this before...but some time ago...
In which case much the same as I said last time to be sure, but here:

"Celebrity" news/gossip in general...just should not make the actual NEWS...Octomum, Tiger Woods, who Robbie Williams might or might not have proposed to, just...fucking idiot shit...

People who light up the moment they step out of a train/bus in front of whoever, often kids. Even if not it's still a disrespectful cunt of an act.

People who on a crowded day, say shopping? Being as obstructive as possible...it's like, lets ponder what item I'd like for about 5 minutes, and I think I'd have the best view of it from at LEAST a metre back.

Hang-nails.

The smell of cats piss.

People who sit nearer to you in an uncrowded cinema than need be...it's an idiotic flocking instinct that I really wish humans would drop in this regard.

Dealers.

Waking up needing to take a piss, but having a morning boner, having to wait...or trying to bend/point it and it just gets worse.

Guy called Noel Wheatley.

Most post 80's horror.

No Vice Versas, No Muncheros

Cleaning/Dusting the keyboard and pc

Not having a job right now...motherfuckin' sick of lacking finances.

Chafe.

If you're standing in a line someplace, and the person behind you has no concept of personal space? It's like...I avoid touching people all the time and I'm not a small guy...if you're touching me you're WAY too fuckin' close. This one usually warrants a snap outta me.

People who judge without insight.

Console fanboys that can't acknowledge any good outside their chosen brand.

Metal where there's a dude screaming fuck knows what ?death growl? stuff...and the people that try to convince you of the artistry and greatness...and how it would NOT be better if it were just the music...and how you're wrong because of some lack of taste on your part?

Coles Supermarkets - Specifically how they keep their "fresh" seafood.

Biting my tongue or lip so it bleeds...and then later as it's swollen, increased probability of biting the exact same spot usually turns out for the worst.

Bad pizza. If you can't make pizza good, do not cook.

Roach bombs that are ineffective (...MORTEIN...)

What passes for cartoons and "kids TV" these days...it seriously worries me.

Cherry flavour...why does it never taste anything like cherry? I mean who stopped at that flavour they got to in most cherry flavoured products and said "yep, this is it" and why do so many brands and companies follow this stupid decision?

Another thing that shits me...blocked nose on one side. If it's fully blocked, whatever...the half blocked thing just messes with my head.

Also the smell of pawpaw/papaya pisses me off, to a lesser extent so does rockmelon...though honeydew melon I love.

Facebook/Myspace etc etc etc. It's a wank.

Itchy heel....but I can't scratch it....so I gotta just bang my heel on the floor.

That'll just about do it for now, I'm sure there's more...

Despare
01-10-2010, 04:22 AM
I just meant what was on my mind at this moment, not everything that bothers me. Just a thread to bitch, for fun. Post what you want, that's cool too though, that's what the forum's here for. :)

ChronoGrl
01-10-2010, 07:15 AM
People who talk during movies.

People who to the movies sick and hack on the people in front of them (my experience last night - this kid was coughing and snorting behind me the whole movie). With this H1N1 epidemic, aren't people ashamed to go out hacking like that?! At my job, they're practically ostracized (I was sent home because I mentioned to my boss that my boyfriend had the Swine Flu) - There's hand sanitizer on the wall and instructions on how to wash your hands properly on the bathroom walls... And there's this kid hacking on my hair in the theater. Absolutely disgusting.

I feel like a germophobe - I've already taken extra Vitamin C, Airborne, and orange juice. I wanted to spray him in the face with Purell.

Angra
01-10-2010, 07:25 AM
People who talk during movies.

People who to the movies sick and hack on the people in front of them (my experience last night - this kid was coughing and snorting behind me the whole movie). With this H1N1 epidemic, aren't people ashamed to go out hacking like that?! At my job, they're practically ostracized (I was sent home because I mentioned to my boss that my boyfriend had the Swine Flu) - There's hand sanitizer on the wall and instructions on how to wash your hands properly on the bathroom walls... And there's this kid hacking on my hair in the theater. Absolutely disgusting.

I feel like a germophobe - I've already taken extra Vitamin C, Airborne, and orange juice. I wanted to spray him in the face with Purell.



The H1N1 epidemic is pretty much over.

So take a chill pill and embrace the snot, darling. ;) :p

ChronoGrl
01-10-2010, 07:26 AM
The H1N1 epidemic is pretty much over.

So take a chill pill and embrace the snot, darling. ;) :p

H1N1 or not - I don't want to get sick. And he was just gross. :cool:

cheebacheeba
01-10-2010, 07:44 AM
I know - that guy coulda been suckin' some dick right before he did it.
Some dirty assfucking dick.
Have you shampooed today?

urgeok2
01-10-2010, 10:06 AM
people who talk super loud in public places - either on the phone or two friends - because they have this completely erroneous idea that what they have to say will be interesting for everyone else.

its not .. these people are usually vacuous assholes

Ferox13
01-10-2010, 11:01 AM
People who talk during movies.

This gets me more than anything with regard to petty gripes...Paranormal Activity was totally ruined because 90% of the cinema wouldn't shut up...

Normally I'm pretty chilled but this shit rubs me the wrong way - I am polite the first time I ask ppl to keep it down a bit.....but some ppl just won't shut up.

ferretchucker
01-10-2010, 11:54 AM
People who take up a four person table on a train for them and their laptop. If it's really crowded I'll sit next to them but when I'm with my friends it's just...just awkward.

And it's cliché, but people who kick the chairs in movie theatres, busses, trains and planes.

ChronoGrl
01-10-2010, 12:21 PM
This gets me more than anything with regard to petty gripes...Paranormal Activity was totally ruined because 90% of the cinema wouldn't shut up...

Normally I'm pretty chilled but this shit rubs me the wrong way - I am polite the first time I ask ppl to keep it down a bit.....but some ppl just won't shut up.

Same experience with me and Paranormal Activity. I don't get it; it's starting to get to the point where I can't see movies at the movies anymore because I know that people are going to be assholes. Talking (not even whispering - talking). Texting (that gets me too - Even if you don't talk on your phone, the light it makes is really distracting to people around you). It drives me nuts.

psycho d
01-11-2010, 03:04 AM
Fat people at Wal Mart with a cartload of twinkies and bon bons standing in line at the pharmacy to get their diabetes medicine. That and the cat that i share the computer room with, he whines incessantly pisses on everything. Ashe.
derek

ps i really don't hate the Wal Mart chubbies, just feel sorry for them; this cat, on the other hand...

Freak
01-11-2010, 03:57 AM
People who constantly bitch about their boyfriend/girlfreind.Either break up with them or shut the fuck up.

People who find it impossible to drive the speed limit but drive in the fast last.

People who dont put their shopping carts in the little stables that sit in the parking lot.I've seen people leave them sitting right beside it.Why dont your lazy ass walk the extra foot and put it in.

And pretty much every other person on the planet.

roshiq
01-11-2010, 10:20 AM
Traffic jam
&
Parties...mainly Wedding party

newb
01-11-2010, 10:33 AM
cold weather and the fucking heating bills that follow.:mad:

urgeok2
01-11-2010, 11:35 AM
Fat people at Wal Mart with a cartload of twinkies and bon bons standing in line at the pharmacy to get their diabetes medicine. ...


This post has the Murderdoll seal of approval :)

wufongtan.
01-12-2010, 04:48 PM
People who talk during movies.

.

Or people who make that lip smacking noise when they eat. That drives all most me to the point of violence. Those people. Or the dickhead sitting behind me who is watching the movie for the second time. And always says. " O watch this bit is funny/scary." when something is about to happen.

cheebacheeba
01-12-2010, 11:23 PM
I hate the taste of lemon pith, and the word pith.
"Gotta take a pith", kinda funny but I find it annoying to say. Also "CRISPS"
"SSSPS"
Fuck that shit.

iSeymore
01-13-2010, 09:16 AM
That's probably why I prefer not pre-paying on Gas, as a new driver I just simply find it easier to drive up the road pump the gas and walk in and pay, it's like ten steps; not even sometimes. :P and yeah, I sometimes hate those douchebags who walk around talking loudly on their blue toothes. Pisses me off! :@

FreddyMyers
01-14-2010, 11:55 AM
I actually got a free movie pass after watching Paranormal Activity cause there were so many goddamn kids talking and txting that half the audience complained. Thats also why a bought a big TV and surrond sound.

Despare
01-14-2010, 11:59 AM
That's probably why I prefer not pre-paying on Gas, as a new driver I just simply find it easier to drive up the road pump the gas and walk in and pay, it's like ten steps; not even sometimes. :P and yeah, I sometimes hate those douchebags who walk around talking loudly on their blue toothes. Pisses me off! :@

Right on, most places here won't let you pump before you pay and one or two won't take my debit card as a credit card (and I forgot my pin about three million years ago). I just choose different fill stations now haha.

wufongtan.
01-15-2010, 06:02 AM
I hate when you are driving along with a kick arse chest infection. And you cough up half a lung full of gunk. only to spit it out a window that's wound up.
(happened last new years eve.
And i'll tell ya what else i hate. When you're swimming at crowed beach with a mate who gets smashed by wave and flung up close to shore. And when he stands up his pants are around his knees. Well thats not what i hate. i found it funny. But what i hated is when you're laughing so hard you can hardly breath. And a fly flies into your mouth. And by the time you finish choking/dry reaching. He has regained what little dignity he has left and ran off up the beach. And you've missed some serious funny shit.

ferretchucker
01-15-2010, 06:50 AM
Reading my old posts.

wufongtan.
01-15-2010, 03:43 PM
Know what else i hate. When you're having a few shit rounds on mw2. And some little 12yr old wanker from the u.s is smack talking you. And just as you start getting some eagerly awaited pwnage and giving back some much deserved smack talk back to the little prick. You're interwebz drops out.

friday13thfan
01-15-2010, 04:08 PM
Thing I hate: People that talk smack to 12 year olds online.

Despare
01-15-2010, 08:34 PM
Things I Hate Today

Parents who let their children play M rated games online. Drunken bastards...

bloody_ribcut
01-15-2010, 08:38 PM
i hate when the thread i was gonna leave a comment in gets erased before i can clicksubmit:D

ferretchucker
01-16-2010, 11:30 AM
Things I Hate Today

Parents who let their children play M rated games online. Drunken bastards...

I know I'm clearly biased, but it depends how socially annoying the kid is.

cheebacheeba
01-16-2010, 05:44 PM
I'm not certain, but I'd say that they're probably referring to the kind of conduct the child will be subjected to online? Perhaps...

I hate waking up with a noseblock induces headache. Mild, but constantly annoying.